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On the First Day, Ceiling Cat said: “Let there be cushions.” And there were cushions, and he saw that they were good. And from then on he rested.
wen did he makez teh lolcat in hiz image?
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: bodach
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and a gud choyse dat wus!!!
big cushionzzz, soft cushionzzz, silk cushionzzzzzzzz
znorrrrr….
congrats Nennepus!
duz we need a list?
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Angora cushuns
Big cushuns
Catnip filled cushuns
D…..
Doun-cushuns
Eternally floofeh cushuns
Floofeh cushuns
G….
And the Floofeh cushionz were goood, berry verwy goood
Down-filled cushuns
Great big gorgeous cushuns
Hand-maed cushuns
I…
Itteh bitteh cushuns fur itteh bitteh kitteh comitteh
Just-the-place-fur-a-nap cushuns
Komfy cushuns
L…
Luvlee cushuns
Menni cushuns
Napping cushuns
O…
A fore waye tye; yeah fore Nennepus, Skwirrlgrrl, Tribble an Maus. Ai haz da kowffee, tee, an asordid rollsz, muffins an baked guddies.
I has dun dans fore too daes an falded doen sew sumone else tu pleez du dans.
ohai BOM_MOMME, sowry I forgotted to clok u owt yesterday! U din’t work overteim did u?? *hangs hed*
Ai had tu werk a hole uvver piktuer. Iz otay dough cause ai gotted 5 cheezburgers sew iz all gud. Gibs skwirrl beeg smooz.
Ai will dans in yur playce, BOM_MOMME!
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*Dans dans dans dans – LEEEEEP (ai luv teh leeps)
Swerl, twerl, swerl, twerl
Hop hop hop hop
Polka polka polka polka
JAZZ HANDS!!!
Sink slowee to teh flore an sit awn teh beeg cushun.*
*Hav sum ov teh nice kowfee and a sordid muffin!*
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YUM!!! Teh muffins ar still warm enuf to metltify teh budder!
Oblong cushuns
Prittee cushuns
Quiltid cushuns
Rownd cushuns
S…
Soft cuchuns
Teeny cushuns
Ugly cushuns
Voluminous cushuns
W…
Warm cushuns
Xaktly in teh rite plase cushuns
Yummy cushuns (made from marshamlow?)
Zillions of cushuns.
Orinje cushuns
Piled berry high cushions
Qweenly cushion – furr da Cween
R…
Oval cushuns
Pritty cushuns
Qwiet-tyme cushuns
Rosy cushuns
Stilish cushuns
T….
i luv lookin at pics of fuzy kats they soo adoriblle
don’t make meh smite u!
Ohai skwirrlgrrl! Gess wear ai wuz yesserday? Ai was watchun a whole bagpipe corp, college mins in kilts! Duzzens ov dem!
Mycuttlebone fur a stiff breeze!
*faints*
Stiff… breeze
*snerk*
**snerks tu**
***snerks three***
Oh yesh, menneh uv us injoys a gud stiff . . . um, breeze.
Ai’ll bet, Maus, if yoo were watching teh noos yesterday, yoo cudn’t get teh smirk awf yur fayce!
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What news?
**fans skwirrl** Aifinkso mai dotter iz going tu kollidge dere, sew ai will see dem awl the tyme! Ai will tayke pikshurs neggst time!
oooh is this in teh Laurinburg?
pictures… WANT
We need teh Swoon Response Teem standing bai when leeza seez tohse pics!!!
I’m at the ready! Let me know when to go into action!
ummmm… is now too soon??
Ohai,guys !!
Jus wanna let you awl know…I am going on an overnite trip to Frankenmuth(Michigans Little Bavaria!) ,so ai will be leeving werk at noon todai and ai haz tomorrow off.Sooooo…ai will nawt be arownd.
Nawt dat ai am arownd much anyway….stoopid werk!
** sniff **
will U has lots of beer?
Haz a gud mimi-bacashun. Emjoi da lolcal kwezeen.
In Frankenmuth,beer IZ teh local cwizeen !!!
Butt remember ta pat da top cheeks — nawt da bottom cheeks!!!
Wear wuz dat teem yesserday wen ai wuz habbing tu keep a perfekkly strayte fayce?
well, ai DID respond tu yu, butt it got eeted. Yep, iz Laurinburg. Dey iz berry intu the scottish fings at dis kollidge.
Simon Fraser University in British Columbia is also wai Scottish. Awn teh formal occasions (like granulation day), tehir award-winning pipe band marches acrawss campuss 2 escort teh president of university. Full uv win!
weel you sitz onna ground an takez da pictoors onna upward anglee wheel the windz bea blowin??? *ponderz dat vue*
Oh noes, wii going tu haz plaigue?
Antz?
Beez?
Clock rochez?
D…?
Dragons?
Elbows, poking ?
Flees?
G. . .
Gremlins?
Hornits?
Igwanas?
J…
Jagwahrs
Kangaroohz
Lemmings
M….
hey, we alreddy haz Gremlins!
Muskeetoes
Nile Krokodyles
Orangutans
P . . .
Pink rats
Quick-running rabid mice hard to cach
Rabid Robins
Squids
T….
tortusses
umpires
Virgins
Weesils (Teh Non rabid tipes)
X….(Oo Dots)
Luks lyke a sleepy dai!
Awwwwwww…
*SPLORT!*
Blargh…
oh noes! Maus is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – Mickey Maus*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Maus in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Fanks, Nennepus. Taht wun caught me by surprize…
whyte kitteh – pink eers – pink toepads…
*fastens all protektib headgeer eggstra sekyurleh*
Ai can see why!!!
On deh second day he said let there be a couch
hi hi – and on de thurd day he said let deer be NOMs of awl sorts an hoomans tu serve it…
to support teh cushuns, of corse!
Gud mornin two_kittehs. U haz a speshul dai comin upp dis Sundai! U planin n e fing fun for ur burfdai?
I beez going to see a play and den has din din
Thanks fur remembering Tribble! I ar honored
Well…um…eye kinda cheet, cawz yor burfdai iz zactlee two weeks b 4 mye burfdai. Sew iz e z tu renembur!
is OK, Ur birfdai is in May rite
we shud has a parteh wid a Star Trek theme!
*calculates*
dat wud be May 3rd, rite??
two_k u wanna put on teh tribble birfday partee?
yes I would like that! We can has a Star Trek themed parteh
where we come as our favorit star Trek character
What dus U fink Tribble? We can also decide on deh dayte
Teh new Star Trek moovee iz openin teh weekend aftur mye burfdai! Eye canna wayte!
WUT?? it’s ur burfday Sunday???
ooh ooh ooh I wants to has a party for u but Sunday I will be backpacking and not home til mid-to-late afturnoons!
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we cud do one tomorrow? or Munday??
what u fink two_kittehs???
Pleez two_kittehs, pleezpleezpleez caus ai nawt be here on Sumdae evver.
Hao far do yoo go, skwirrlgrrl, wehn yoo go bakpaking? Sounds wunderful! Do yoo hav nice mountains neerbai?
ohai Janet! I is only a couple of hours from teh Appalachians!
We can has teh Bloo Ridge Parkway, and teh Appalachian Trail, and lots and lots of other trails and national parks in western NC!
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This weekend is my furst BP trip in a long tiem, but something I has wanted to do for a wile. We r only going for overnite this Sat to Sun, and this tiem only 3-5 miles ifinkso, but I also has a trip for Memoriul Day in VA that will be 2 nites, 5 miles again but a littul harder hike.
Munday will beez bettah I fink
I may has a busee 2morro
kewl! any partikkular teim better for u??
noon EST, so I can play when I has lunsh!
OK!
I will make a nownsemint on teh next lol!!
o fanks Leeza, that sounds wunderful
I has a big eggsited now
pleeze for mundane? ai haz a beeg bizzy dis weekweekweekend!
Leeza a berry good fren of myne is moving to N Carolina in a munff
does U knoz much bout the Raleigh-Durham area?
ooh there is lots to liek about that area!
has only been up a fyoo times, but of corse Raleigh is teh capital of teh state.. Durham is more of a collidge town, also Chapel Hill is rite there too.
Raleigh has a nise museum too.
Durham and CH are prolly more.. um quaint, I guess!
My fren will be working fur deh Duke’s Hospitlol, right now himz
searching fur a place to live.
oh yesh, it’s also considured part of teh NC Research Triangle, that area!
wish I knew more to be halpful! maybe teh horsespittal cud give him some halps?
Whut plai u gonna c?
Assassins, I fink it ar a musikal and is being put up by the theater dept Unibersity where hubcat works.
Assassins teh mewsical? Eye nebber wood haz guesseded dat!
Eggsellent show! Not your typical musical fare…
so it comes wid recommendations from deh Maus
dat ar good, becos I not knoz mush bout it
now I ar luking forward to it
an got whites hair on teh cushions ever and ever anom
adn teh whyt hairs on teh reclyner, adn on teh ottuhmun, adn on teh floor, adn on teh bed, adn on yur clothes….
espeshulleh iffn u jes cleended dems…
So let it be wriiten, so let it be done.
Sez Ramesses… um… Tribble teh Secund…
Den teh Lord sent down 15…*CRASH*…10 commandments.
Ooopsie!
Eh, kittehs nawt need commandmints. Tehy wud nawt follow tehm ennyway!
An teh onlee commandmint fur hyoomins taht matters iz, “Gib teh kitteh ebreefing s/he dezyres”
But it iz a gud thing to spell it out!
1. Thou shalt feed teh kitteh gushyfuds
2. Thou shalt feed teh kitteh yummee kibbuls
3. Thou shalt giv teh kitthe fresh wadder at awl taimes
4. Thou shalt cuddle and pet teh kitteh
5. Thou shalt maek shur teh kitteh litter iz kleen at awl taimes
6. Thou shalt taek teh kitteh to teh vet weh teh kitteh izn’t feline well
7. Thou shalt gib teh kitteh plenty ov tois
8. Thou shalt maek room at the pewter fur teh kitteh
9. Thou shalt provide mennee cumfee cushions fur kitteh sleeping
10. Thou shalt adore teh kitteh an maek hizhur happyness yur furst prioitee
and the five that got borked where:
15. Thou shalt always provide for gud skratching post – sofas are prefurred
16. ….
hay, u guys is not sposed to brake those things!!
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ROFL
Gr8 Histori ob da whorld Part 1 ref.
aiz jes hawppeh cc did et aftur her creatid us adn da kittehs… wud bees empteh sumhao iffn her diddint.
*grumblol grumblol gottaremembertuwatchtehtiem*
*runs bakk tu previous thred*
*drags nownsmint heer an hangs it up agen*
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Plz tu be seeing LCB’s website, unner “Accomplices,” oar Eva’s blog, oar teh Cryer, abowt teh subjekt uv Eva an plasticat!
Teh wunnermus LCB be collekting donayshuns fur halping Eva-bebbeh tu adoptifai plasticat, whu lubs her berry much an is dreeming uv snorgling her.
Her can stay in Cheezfamblee, an haz luvving fureber hoam, an Eva-fans can haz picshurs an updaets an fings still! *dansdansdans*
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If yu haz a munnie oar tu yu can spare, tu halp wif teh inishul costs (adopshun, vet, spay, travul tu pikk Eva up a cupple owrs away), it be gratelee appreshiated!
If yu nawt haz teh munnie, du nawt feel bad!
It taeks a villaje tu raize a child, an it taeks teh hole mayzing communitee taht iz Cheezland tu raize an orphling kittin, wif teh encorijmint, support, splorts, an jenral sharing uv ebreefing. So wevver yu haz teh munnies oar nawt, yu AWL deserb teh cheerings an applolsauce!
Oh, an ai putted elebenteeteen cyoot pikshurs in Eva’s blog last nyte, an teh cween made a LOL frum wun.
Purrtekshun iz mandatory when vyuing!
Yoo furgot teh eezee link!!!
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If ennywun haz a munnie oar tu, taht yu can donayte tu teh cauze uv bringing Eva an plasticat tugevver, plz tu be bisiting LCB’s website, her be wunnermus an iz kollekting donayshuns. Iz moar detayls there. Yu can clikking awn her bloo nayme, oar yu can clikking awn mine cauze ai haz a link tu it.
Oar yu can clikkee ryte heer!
Yikes!! teh link duzzn’t move, too! An ai dont know hao to fix it!
Sowree bowt that, Janet.
Ai see yu got it postid, tho!
Happeh to halp owt, Prysma-Kitteh. I noes whut itz lyke to lose wun’z hart to a kittn.
Haz happind to meh. Teh orinj wunz . . . *sigh*
It tayks a villaj . . . Oh yesh. Let ther be happehniss, let ther be joi! Let teh luv of a chyld and a kitteh be fulfild. Amen.
lolcatburglar.com/eva.html
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That mite doo it! Ai’ll trai it an see.
YUP!! Just copee an payste teh link above. Goes rite to it.
An while ai’m putting in lynx, heers wun if yoo havn’t bin!
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Ian-Gibson.com
This iz gibbocat’s noo website. It’s nawt dun yet, but gud ennuf fur being open to teh publik! Lotz of grate pikchoors an he tells a lot about hao it awl cayme to bee.
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An if yoo go – an ai hoep yoo do – pleez sign teh guest buk. It meens a lot to him to know taht hiz frenz were there to see hiz werk,
O.o wow… fank ewe fur putting dis linkeeh here toes… dat bees… stunning!
Yur bak awlreddi???
Yoo can klik awn just about EBREETHING fur teh info an moar pikchoors!
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Awl teh pichoors up an down bof sides ar about teh various publikashuns. Yoo just need to klik awn tehm.
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But ai’m glad yoo went to luk! An ai awslo think “stunning” iz teh rite werd!
noe… ai jes hoppded back 2 sais fanks befur ai fergotted et becuz ob drooling awl ober da piccies ^^
Fanks, gremlin! {{{{{gremlin}}}}}
Iz mayzing, izint it, hao tehy can get howld uv yur hart?
oh… nao ai can nawt has desishun iffn ai habs a happehtail fur eva adn plasticat oar ai habs a jellyous… *sigh* ai fink is bof a bit, but da happehtail is on da strongur sied.
dat bees berry good gnus
*hops 2 da eva blog 2 looks at da piccshurs*
Go thou and do likewise.
*yeah, right – those cushions don’t buy themselves!*
*tsk tsk*
Tipikal kitteh! Awais sleeps wen kitteh getz wot kitteh wants. *lol*