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pizza, pizza!
is knot teh fone, is teh dore!
git teh door, is dominoes…
Noez! Doan open eet.
Izza Land Shark!
OLD SNL — FTW!!!
Mae bea itz da Koneheds cummin furr a bisit …
Oar teh Church Laydee
wanting tew breeng yew sumfing “speshul” …
Nuffin weel ebber beet da oldz SNL!!!
Oh an NC66 — i steel LOL eberythyme I seez ur Abbytar!!!
Wuzn’t der an episode wif teh “Make Joan Baez Laugh” skit, where Jon Lovitz made Nora Dunn laugh wif teh ol’ Howie Mandell rubber glub twick?
Lil’ Ceezarz — pizza! pizza! YUM
Shudda let teh masheen geddit.
Iz mine nao
Teh chayr, dat is. U can has teh bred-stuff.
Adn teh wallpaypur. Gak.
LOL — dat iz ravver horrendus, izzint it?!
Ai kin jus see teh trip to teh wallpaypur store:
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“Hunee — u noe wut teh kitchen needs? Sea anemonemonemonees. Yup – dat wud be teh purrrrfekt!”
iz dat amnenemeoniez? ai fawt wuz krismusanthumz.
krimanthemonees…?
kriSmanthemonees… sheesh…
kriyminetleez!
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I dunno wut dat meenz. iz just sumfing I sez sumtiymez.
Chis sam thee mummas — ?? da fwowers?? Ifinkso — Oar spider dahleeas …
Wud bee beddar storee tho iffin de bea the Sea anemonemonemonees ….
wut iz dat bred stuffz??? ifink dey leeved it apurpose
Definitlee apurpose.
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Nastee krustee bred wiff teh last byt ob teh sammich still hangin on.
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Ahm glad teh Loller choz tu mayk teh bakk storee be an innerupshun, adn nawt dat teh sammich part wuz teh pleh tu (dublol pleh!).
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Adn juss whut is dat tung-lyk-fing hangin owt ob it?
*lukks kloser*
AKK – nao teh tawp wun luks lyk a ded draggonz hed tu meh … adn teh otter is hims leg-bone! O teh dracamitee!
I gotted skeered lukin atz it too longz!!
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Mae bea da sammich eeted da hoomin an da kitteh hadz ta keel it!
U myt has sumfin, der…. Ai lyk dat feeree.
*rezists teh urj tu lukk at it agin*
wuz mine befour, to.
It will bee yourz on the carpet, later!
Fronsch toste kitteh. Lurvs Fronsch toste.
Rabid weezlols tried to get teh fuds. Ai fited dem off … but teh fud wuz nawt so luckee.
an eye eeted teh choklolate ‘possums 4 afters.
Aksually, teh fud turned traitor adn joined forces wib teh weezlols. I woz forsed tu ea-err-kill sum ob it, oar it wud hab hambushed yu wen yu got bak.
Yesh. Yesh – datz it!
pointee claws in 3, 2, …
ooohh, dots!
sigh, brayne obviouslee awf. thot kitteh was upsit bout his fud vanishing…
*curls up wif paws and tayle ober nose*
Ai stayrd at it a lawng tym tu, tryin tu figger owt whut it ment.
Well — ur brayne WUZ owt uf ur site & ur pozesshun fur a liddul wile earlier. It mite nawt be ur fault!
sigh! ai furgot bout dat!
Hay — i nawt doo nuffin to GC’s bwainz!! I keeped dem safely inna bukkit waitin furr her to cums bak frum da lunch … shee leffted wif sum onna herz eers– mae bea dey gotted contameenated …
She wuz zombiefied when shee gotted bak – prolly taks a bit to recubber frum dat!
Ai iz nawt sayin u did ennyfin rong, EM. Teh braynes wuz unattended befoar u got to teh sceen — mebbe sumwun sneekee did sumfin nefarious befoar u gotted there.
mmmhhhmmmm … yep day cud bea sew …. And she wuz Zombiefied. She trieed ta bitez mii an I had ta sitz onnaherz to putz dem bak in …
Ai hayt it wen dat happenz!
aym all better now, really!
Liek ai kud use teh fork?! Remembur — ai haz no oppozabul fumz!
ai se moobee las wekewekeweke wif kitteh etez wif frok oar spune. Rapz paw arownd it nd skuupz da fudz in a mowf.. so yu cud lurn tu du dat tu.
kitteh dommihnayshun!
owr Tira uzez frunt paw az a spune…skuup fud frum bowl wif her paw, and holds fud in paw tew eet it.
Isis wud alwayz skoop teh kibbul owt ob teh bowl wiff hers poyntee-ends, den eet it awf teh mat. Sumwun sed it myt has bin a habit frum hers erlee feral yeerz.
Mii Elsa eeted da food inna circol star shape wif lots o ends — she wud eet awl butt end dem wen da bowl wuz feeled wif rejected endz shee wud flipz da bowl ober and shoot dose ends awl ober da plase!!
ai left sum fer yu…
ohai UK! Yoo prollee aren’t on enneemoar………….
ohai Plasticat! haow yu iz?
guud! We workin on meh mp3 player nao!
dont fergit teh stawker sawngs!! didja see teh nounsmint PK posted awn prebiyus fred??
yesh Ai seed! wii gottid Ol’ Red nda Austin tew, juss sew yoo noes! Luuks liek Ai izn’t gonna sea Garrick
an don fergit Kid Rock an d Meetloaf!!
aw, wai nawt tew see him?
Ai’z komin hoem tumaro! an Ai’z gunna bii dere wen yoo get hoem, remember? I dun fink Ai gits tuu seaink him………….
Wii hazza cunfyoozed………….. dis miit tayk awiil……………..
otay – ai iz gunna let Klepto in a get reedy fer bed…ai hazza tyred. hasta manana, Plasticat!
otay
Remynd me to fank dat tell-a-markitur.
*bing*
Reminder: Tank cat tell a bark at her
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**stoopy e-calendur spell czech**
Flooffee, t3h wikkid
fasst Daynish eeteeng Kitteh
deestroyz ebbidenss
Flooffee iz reenown
4 mokk speed Nom Nomz. Nebbur
turnz Urz bakk awn hurz!
Oanlee feeng Flooffee’z
beddur at dan Nommeeng iz
luukeeng innosent
Jack.
*clappitee clappitee clappitee floofee paws fur Jack, yet agin!*
*clappitee clappitee clappitee clappitee*
O Jack u has me ROLFing owt lowd! Such imajree!
Teh negst tym ai gets up frum teh tablol, ai kno ahm gonna look owt fur Flooffee, teh wikkid mokk-speed Daynish-eeteeng Kitteh!
Having absolutely NOTHING to do with the picture …
The copy-writers say it’s “marketing license,” but I say it’s “laziness and ignorance.” My middle school English teacher would have never let us get away with such shoddy work!
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Why, oh WHY must the people who write the marketing copy I edit start so many darn sentences with conjunctions??!!!! It’s beyond irritating.
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(ooh – dots)
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Nao bak tu ur regularlee skedjuled lols.
*And *we ar bak in 5, 4, 3, 2 , 1.Maibe yu can teech da hole whirrld tu tok beddur. reeely! but ai dowt it. dey iz awl tu laizee.
Ai duzzint caer if owr competitors uses teh ickee grammar — ai jus duzzint want us to do it.
hubbeh kat from midwest, says fings lyke
‘I’m going to teh mall, do you want to come with?’
drives me crazee!
Heh. I can usually deal with it in “real,” casual conversations. When errors are made in professional publications (including TV news, programs, and commercials), I twitch violently. In our area, there’s a furniture store which is going out of business. It’s advertising its last sale — with not one but TWO spelling errors in the copy!
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A few years ago, there was a political ad (yuck) running — the disembodied voice was explaining how Candidate X thought education was so important. It said something to the effect of “Candidate X wants your child to get a good education so they can go far in life.” BOOM There went my vote (not that I would have voted for the candidate anyway, but the grammar cemented my position).
speling nahzee ai yam ai yam
**Handz Nightshayde a chokklit martoonee.
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There, there, deer.
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Drink this adn furrgit bowt deh ebil poly tishunz adn deh furnicher salezmen. Dey kan’t halp it dey b stoopee.
*sluuuuuurp*
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Aaaaaaah. Datz yummeh. Donut tell mah boss dat ai iz drinkin on teh jawb, tho! *gigglol*
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So far, ai has gon ober 35 pages uv dis brochure (wif lawts uv pikshurs – so it’s definitely NAWT all text) & ai haz finded 22 sentences startin wif conjunctions. Stoopee stoopee copy-writers … gettin paid WAY moar den ai am. *grumblol grumblol grumblol*
… wun moar page & two moar ickee sentences.
*judge bangz gavel!
I sentens u tu tew ickeez!!
*gigglol*
But.. but..
And…..
ooh dotz…
akshullee kitteh, az Ai rekawl……….
ai dont fink dere WUZ a fone kawl…kitteh ringed teh bell awn hiz koller tew lure stoopy hyuman awai frum tablol…..
pawsiblee……………
Ohai guis!!!
Ai just posted lyk elebentyteen picshurs uv Eva an a teeny bideo (unner a minnit) awn Eva’s blog.
Plz plz plz tu ware purrtekashuns!!!
Espeshullee yu, plasticat!
Aye carumba! U were nawt kiddin abowt teh cyoot! Ai lub the pics ob Eva n Angel togevver. Gud fing ai has a brand gnu extree strengf CHRG!
BTW, iz sooooo happee taht Eva be going to lib wif Plasticat! Taht is teh awesum. I haz dun mai small part to halp, and hoep ovvers will tew. Iz moar than worf it.
Fankies ICHF! Ai kan’t wayte till Ai kin get Eva!
Iz moar than glad to halp. Iz a sucker for teh bebbeh kittehs and teh peeps wut lubs dem. U are a deserbing yung man.
fankies ICHF!
a cowerker brotted pics in tewdai – he hazza focks dat cums up awn hiz bak porch and eets hiz kitteh’s fud! iz a beyutimuss red focks, bery floofee and prittee!
Ai lubs teh fockses purty floofy tayles and pointy eerz. And teh fayses are sew kyoot and deleecat. Sorta cat-like goggies, in a way.
Foksis be kitteh-ish goggies… cheetahs be goggie-ish kittehs… iz sum fuzzy grownd tehre inna middol.
Ai ‘gree, focksis be beautimuss!
Oh hai!! PK, Kin I copy ur blog entry fur deh doption ontu deh Cryer?? wif appropriate linkagez adn creditz, uv korse.
Uv coarse yu can!!!
*Runz tu play cut-n-payst**
Schmoooz!!
Fanks, ICHF! Ai haz a hyooj happeh tu! Ai had a sad an nerbus taht her wud end up inna stoar sumwhair an ai wud nebber gno what happin tu her. Iz wunnermus tu gno her will haz teh lubs fureber!
Oooo Ooo Ooo! I’ll hab tuu seeinkt it latur, unforchunitlee……….. Meh Unklol nda Ai b tryin tuu figur owt meh mp3 player………….. Kan’t wayte!!
Sew Cyoot! Kant risc anudder splort! Ai lubs hur fayse in teh pikshurrs ob hur in teh kittehcarrier!
Ohai PC! Do yoo hav a ICHC profle?
yesh Ai duz! Klikkee awn meh naem nao, eet shud taek dere!
Didja haz a niec nap? Iz u feline beddur?
Ai feeline much bedderer, fanks!
Teh hed-ack waz a tenshun fing — ai tends tu carree tenshuns in mai nekk an sholders, an when it bad ai haz terriblol tendinsea tu grind/clench teefs. It awl adds up tu pleh hed-acks.
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But, ai haz a fing tu luk forward tu… PrincessOfChaos an KittehDaddy coming tu stay wif Seanya an ai nekst week fur, aidunno, few days? *dansdansdans* Ai hassa du a lil howsewurks befoar Mundayne, but iz moar tehn wurf it!!!
Kleenin seems nawt sew bad wen ur doin it becuz ppl u liek iz comin ober. Itz much worse if ur preparin fur sumwun u duzzint rillee want in ur howse but dat u hasta let in ennywaiz.
Ai nawt minding atawl duing a lil cleening in ordur tu has PoC an KD here!
Da bestest wae furr mii to REELEE klenn mii haus iz to plana partee! Butt eben dem sumthymes I jest moove stuffs beehind clozed doorz. I have a groop ub stuffz dat i callz mii Gypsies cuz dey hab no home and just moob frum room ta room dependin an wut i needz ta bea kleen!
ai lubs teh pics uf her sleeping awn her bakk…liddle pinkie bellie, liddle pinkie nose and mouf, liddle pinkie toepads….
*maykes note tew haz BIG bocks uf CHRGs in howse b4 teh end uf May*
Ai has a jellus, butt (!) awlso berry happee for u and plasticat! U are teh wise to prepayre for pawsible splortage, aifinkso.
I finso u mite want tu stopping bai deh Tybooteek adn pikking up a gross uv deh 1950z bavving capz. Dey b stronger dan teh regular CHRG……altho dey duzn’t haz deh ruum fur expanshun like deh glub finnerz. ….. oh, yeah, adn, I wantz a pixor uv Plasticat wif deh bavving cap on!!
U an PC are soooo lucky!!! Ai wish I culd hav a bebbeh kitteh. Eva iz teh cute!!!
*ring ring*
Halo?
Iz yor kitteh nommin’?
Wut huh?
Iz yor refigerator runnin’?
Hoo iz dis?
Do yoo hab Prince Albert inna can?
Wut number did you dial?
Iz Seymor there?
Wut do yoo want?
Can ai interest yoo in switchin’ carriers foar elebenty munies?
Nao dats obscene. Ai’m hangin’ up nao.
*click*
:snerk:
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Oh hai, grampa nc66!!! dat b a perdy liddlol gurl ya gotted!!
Fanky yor highness.
Didja see awl teh pikshurs? Huh, didja, didja?
Noez, i only saw deh wun. I ben bizzy lukking at deh Eva pixorz. Adn I maded an
Eva LOL
nyys LOL Cween! Eva sew cyoot!
U didn’t noes Eva wuz a gansta, didja??
Grate lol, mai cween!!! (Adn grate pic, PK!)
Ai LOLed!!!
*runrun tu put in blog*
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Eva gets LOLs an Jack Deth ohaiku (if yu nawt beened lukking at commints in her blog lately, yu shud be! Jack be full uv WIN! but yu gno that…)… iz awsum.
Ohai NC66! I sented yoo a fwend reqwest!
And jes liek dat, we awr fwends.
Ai wish makin fwends IRL wuz dat eezy peezy lemon squeezy.
Ai jus sended u a frend rekwest azwell. Hao had dat nawt happened befoar?
*Sheila Broflovski voice*
Wut Wut Wut!
**runz awf tew remedy teh sitchyayshun**
There! It wuz merely uh formality, butt (!) nao wii iz bonafide!
Woot!
Sheila? Kyles mawm? Issn’t she a big king Kamehameha beeotch?
Yesh, mee too.
Yesh — all waez! …
Oh nose it iz — I gotta goez ketch it!!!
Yesh heem iz. i keepz heem der cuz he runz awae!
Seymor wut??? Ifinkso you needz ta go to ta NB!
Nope — butt mae bea iffin you gibs mii elebenty million munies!!
WHEEEE OOOOO! dats da wistel I blooed inna da fone!!!
Ooooh dat wuz uh LOWD wisslol Elsa_Mama.
Mehbee wii shuld keep it handee foar N-E Tee Awr Oh El Els dat wander in.
Gud ideer!!! Wear shud wii hang itz sew eberyone kin uze it iffin itz nessisary??
I “air horned” a telemarketer once.
**beeg ebil grin**
Oh! aer hornz wud werk furr da tree- arrr- o – elll- elll – z two!
I nose sum ub yous haz asked furr Matt updates — sew eer iz wun …
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The results of the CT scan today shows 2 spots on Matt’s lungs and 2 on his spleen. He is back on Ampho – which causes kidney issues. It is an antifungal to go with the Vanco – a high test antibiotic. They will be taking him down to the OR tomorrow to biopsy one of the arm lesions to try to see exactly what they are so they can pin point the meds needed to clear them up on the arms, lungs and spleen.
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The “good” news is that they did a CT scan when he was in before (anout 10 days ago) and it was clean – so the spots on the lungs and spleen are relatively new – and they are small.
Matt toes hurt because of the Nupagin (which helps increase his white blood counts). Not sure why. Matt generally hurts all over to a certain degree. Probably both the meds and just laying around so much.
I’ll keep you all posted.
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Hyooj hugs an sympafees an beems frum heer still!!!
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*sending heeling beems in ur direkshun*
Thanx fur teh update! Heerz wishin dat ebreefing continyoos tu luk pawsitib.
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Bad Spotz!! Go away, Spotz!!
Owt, owt, darndid spot!!!
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*shakes fist menacingly at spots*
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Sending healing wishes and warm thoughts your way.
OMG, u guise! At this vry moment, Liam and Zoe is teh curled up on teh couch next to me, TOGETHER! Their tales is ever so casually draped acrosst each other and their heds is about this far apart: > <
This is teh first time I has seen them does this. Zoe’s been here 2 anna half weeks.
Awsum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liam an Zoe be so berry berry berry full uv WIN an lubs an an an an wunnermusniss in jenral!
*dansdansdansdansdans fur happeh kittehs*
I hadded teh camra handy and took about elebenty pictures but teh daptor I need to uplode them is elsewhare and I’d prolly distrub them if I getted up to get it.
Woohoo, pikshurs! Nawt disturb tehm, but ai can hardlee wait tu see tehm tumorro!!!
OMG x 2! Liam just moved his hed closer to hers! *nearly faints from teh cute*
*scampurrrs in*
*quietlee applies duckee tayp to LCB’s purrtektiv hedcuvvering*
*scampurrrs owt*
*rushis in wif ekstra-strengf CHRG an rainbo dayglo dukkeetaype*
Hang in tehre!
Gudniss, iz gunna be a cheezland wide shortije uv CHRGs teh way fings be going laytlee!
*snnaps CHRG awn LCb an adds dukkeetaype*
*visualyzis seen*
*adds ekstra dukkeetaype tu salf*
LOL – GMTA.
Thx guise!
OMG x 3: Zoe moved to face teh other way and now they is arrangified in a position that if’n I hadded a dirty mind is teh slitely pronograffic.
Whut u mean “whut u mean ‘if’, LCB”?
Aaaaawwww, hao kyoot! Nuffin kyooter than kitteh snuggles.
day bea spoonin?
Pictures now online. Click my bloo name ten look in teh “Catz” gallery.
There is one extreme closeup that will require protective hedgear.
Fankz 4 teh warning. Dey awl r prittee danjrus ob teh splortz. I lubz dat Liam gotz reelijun.
Wht do the kittehs luk like?
Zoe be teh kitteh in LCB’s avatar. Liam iz a short-haired orinj tabbeh. If u click on LCB’s bloo name, u can follow linkees to get to teh pikshurs. Dey iz byootimus kittehs!
Um, yeah. Whut NS said.
I gotted Zoe to be a playmate for Liam after we losed our Esme, who “raised” Liam but because she was teh feeling pleh most of the time she didnot feel like playing wif him or snuggling wif him. Liam is a little over a year anna half old and Zoe is about 7 months old. They have been getting along real well from teh get-go.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!! Tat be berry kewt!!
Gud nite, Cheezpeeps. Ai finallee gets to leev werk & go hoam!
Yay!!!
beware the pawprints in the syrup – they bespeak my noms
That cake/pizza looks like a doghead XD