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I not need you. I not need anybody! ‘Cept Mr Pooky Bear.
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Himz unnerstands meh.
nightshayde? dat hat? surelee u jest?
*sniff*
Dats mah Eestur Bonnet … wif awl teh frills upon it.
*sniff*
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U duzzint liek mah hat?
*sniff*
*runs off to cry in a corner … wif Mr Pooky Bear firmlee in paw*
And plz to NAWT call meh “Shirley.”
*harrumph*
oh noes. i makin joek awn ur colorfil chrg an “srly u jest” lolz…
omai…i’z tuched a nirv…
(ew, a nerve…)
Oh — ok den.
*sniff*
So – u lieks mah hat? *luuks hopeful*
Ai lurves yur hat!! Very Eestereee!!
{{{JCH4K}}} Fankies!
But… It can’t be eester bonnit. It duzzent hab any eester eggs innit. *grabs big bag ob chokklit eester eggs adn stiks it on bonnit* Dere. Dat’s better.
*sits up bery strait so az to nawt tip teh chokklit eester eggs off mah hat*
jamamakitty hangs out under teh edge wif a hopes!!!
oh an ai lurve yer hat n/s!!!
*waits furr teh fallin goodies wiff jmk*
also luvs your hat and stands ready to lic up and leftover CHOCOLATE mmmmmmm*pook*
O hai, Jan-Can!!11!
ai lurves yore noo (?) hedgere, 2. Izz bunneh eerz?
Yes! Bunnee eers!
LCB did it fur mee! Ai still dont know hao to do it!
She gave mee mai St Pat’s day hat – an mai Santa Hat, too!
she so jenrus . Downt noze wy sum peepulz nawt fink so.
She IZ jenrus!!! An a genius wif teh sawng lyriks!
izza kyoot. maekz meh fink of May Flowerz, which iz
whut we needz after n april liek tihs…
Oooh – ai hoap u gets teh flowerz bery soon!
mayflours? dare issa mayflour in teh Bawston Harbor.
Oh nao luk!!!
JAZZ HANDS!! JAZZ HANDS!! JAZZ HANDS!!1 JAZZ HANDS!! 
Heer we hav nightshayde in teh TOP SPOT
Followed cloaslee bya jk2Kitteh, annipuss, rhsb, AND Ambercat. If ai got it rite!
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We need sumkind ov a celeryvrayshun! Tis a quintet. A pentacle!
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Hmmmmmm Ai’m stuck!!! But wait!! Google iz mah frend!
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“It is interesting to note that five-fold symmetries are rarely found in non-organic life forms but are uniquely inherent to life, as in the form of the human hand, a starfish, flowers, plants and many other living things. This pattern of five exists even down to a molecular level. Five, therefore, embodies the form and formation of life, the very essence of life.”
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. . . .”human hand!”
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JAZZ HANDS!!
Whoooooo hoooo! That wuz fun!!
Edjimicashun ….. ur doein it rite.
**claps floofy paws**
All hail, Dame Janet!
**bowz deeply in respeckt**
so wuz it instinkiv dat 5 wuz mai fabrit numbur wen ai wuz stil liddul?
maykez cents; yoo noe:
won is teh lonelolest nummer,
too can bee ass bad as won,
threez a crawd,
fore is just more,
an five is:
jus mee an mai teddee…
Walkin doun teh ah ven yu….
“Me and My Shadow” (1927 popular song) ref FTW!!!!!!1
hangin owt onda beddie…
needz ta git reddee…
..foar teh teddy bear’s piknik!
If youz go out in teh woods today
ur sure of a big surprise.
If youz go out in teh woods today
You’d better go in disguise.
4 every bear dat ever tehre wuz
Will gatehr tehre 4 certain, because
Today’s teh day teh teddy bears has tehir picnic.
(GMTA, CS!)
Piknik thyme fore teddeh bares!
teh littlol teddy bares are habbing a lubbloly thyme tooday,
Watch dem, ketch dem unnerwears,
an see dem piknik on dere holly-day!
Hims mai best fren
heez “Gladly”, cross-eyed bare!
yoo-hoo, Lady-mon-a-green!
hoald meh closah, Tony Danza
**snikkurs**
U evver go to kissthisguy.com? Iz funnee. Lotsa misherd lyriks. Dat wun prolly dere.
oh, dere yu ar. Janet sed yu cawl me but(snerk) ai cudden fined, nawt secund. wuz sumfing ai cud du fur yu? so luk dwon fred nd stil wundur hoo froo oburawlz in gud missus mruphyz chowdur?
awlsew herd in Church, “Shirely good missus Murphy shall follolw me awl teh daze of my lyfe.”
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(Shurely knot Nyteshayde!)
Ai hurd in Church ‘Our Fathur who art in hebben, Harold be thy naem…’
“…and leed us knot into Penn Station..”
I say, “Leed me nawt in2 temp-tayshuns. I kin find it awn my own!”
Anom!
*nom nom nom on chokolit*
I has a favrit mystery authur – rites teh bestest books, wif the main karakter a big tomcat name Joe Gray – an authur name is Shirley Murphy. I alwaes thinks of her as Shirley, Good Mrs. Murphy.
No, heez “Willingly” I fink.
Dat’s awl I need!
…dat, an dis chayre…
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….an dis coffee cup….
an hoomin slayvez…
anna cheezburger.
an diz blankee…
an deez gushifudz…
nd luv…nd fud…nd shelter…
anna gazilliyun munnies in teh bank….
anna private continint…
Ennybodee eles finkin of teh movee “The Jerk”?
well, hazint seen dat…but am i corregt in guessin taht teh
title sez et awl?
Iz old Stever Martin movee.
NAWT Stever.
Steve.
Stoopy finners nawt werk rite.
Simpsons: “U kno, tehy callz um fingerz but ai’z
nebbar seen tehm fing…OH THERE THEY GO!”
…and the ashtray,
the remote control,
the paddle game,
this magazine
and the chair.
Ohai, Native!
yoo hassa purplol CHRG…issit teh laytex-frii kind? (Cee beelow)
Naw, akshully made ob asbees…azbiz…fire proof stuff
and kevlar. Berry sturdee.
I nawt lurjic tew nuffin’
*kerchoo* *sniff*
NC!!!!
**runs over to NC, an hedbonks him**
Hao u doin? Conga-rats awn bein grampaw agin.
**shakes awf the clonking**
**muzzle nuzzles Red**
Ohai! I’m doin’ grate. Fanky.
Ai haz uh beeg prowd.
Can’t seem tew git dis stoopy grin awf my face tho.
Bebbeh gurls iz such teh preshus.
*melts* *swoons*
Iz dis ur nawt-sekkund gurl grandkidlet?
**wishes hur had teh ‘melt’ an ’swoon’ effeck awn sumwun**
Sheez akshully mai sekkund.
Bof awr in the pikshurs awn mai profile.
Be sure tew tighten yor CHRG before viewing.
*slides couch unner NC66 befor he hits teh floor*
Fanks gammacat.
I shuld keep wunna doez fings handy.
Ai seem tew be doin’ dat a lot lately.
Got N-E-fing tew halp wif teh melteez?
O,conga ratz, NC!!! how wunnerfulol!
my frens frum collig (they’re awl married now) hass granchillren 2 spoyl, ai juss sindz presies 2 my liddlol neece. Drum finngers, wayting frum grandotters.
I can just see yoo grinning ere 2 ere an nebber stopping!
Sew mush sew, ai haz uh fear mai faic gonna freeze dat way. Hmmm… dat nawt sew bad akshully.
O. eye bets yoo gits sume reeleef frum teh smyley fase by leedlol kisses fore teh liddlole won!
minez me ub mai (x) sun in law.
**snikkurs**
I kno sum jerks too.
*snerk*
…an a p-nut buttur….
….an n undurwayr…
“Teh Jerk” ref, FTW!
“Teh Jerk” ref, FTW!
kittehz–wii no needz no Mazlow self-achoo-lol-zashun perr-ee-mid, wii beez heedonists—gimme, gimmie, gymmie! noaw!
Kitteh! Yu has a baer behynd!
GMTA cween!
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In olden daze
A glimpse uv stokking
Wuz lukked on
Az sumfing shokking
Now hevin noez
Ennything goze!!
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ai hassa stoopy–whut bee teh toon 4 dis lobbloly sawng? iz funneh werdz.
(O hai, cween!)
“Anything Goes.” The musical. Cole Porter!!
GRATE fun mewsik!!
fankkee, mizz moosik persun: ii wish ii cood here yoo sing it! wood make a happeh, aifinkso.
Ohai cweenmj. didju find teh snoes tudai? Oar U still iz in Neb and nawt the Coloredo or Whyomingz?
schocked annipus
iz shocked
(…ohai annie…)
Ohai cs! Haow u?
ohai annie! i hassa phunnee storee ‘bowtz mah lief!
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awn mundai i tukka wawk b4 skewl wenda wevver wuz teh mosh
warm nd beeyootimus wevver u seen in april.
awn wendzdai ai warez mah flippinflops…guess whut?
we’z gettin 4 inchez a sno 2dai. OH JOI!!!!!!!
i hadta wawk froo dat 2! fer signiffikint diztensiz!
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mah mawm nd i wud sai iz nawt sew bad, just wait fer da
May Flowers. at tihs rate, May owez us Flowers as tall as
housiz.
Lundun had 70F 2dai! 2morro we aer promist thunnerstormz.
i luv spring wevver!
i haet spring wevver.
i luv spring wevver!
i haet spring wevver.
i luv spring wevver!
i haet spring wevver.
Yung wun ai noze wairz da flipflops in da snoze wen calundur sez Mrach 21 iz da springtiem. Goze owt in blizurd wif wet harez. Hare freezez nd borkz.
Serbz dem rite!
an dey ware taups too short, an genes too low, ya?
issa kold belleh?
Ai’m glad Ai’m 2 awld fur dat fashun!
(internally: and they won’t get off mah lawn…)
But lukkit THAT!!! ladymondegrene! Kitkay cawled fur yoo – and heer yoo AR!!
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Maor MAJIK
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Must hav sumthing to do wif teh fieve way makrame!!
Ai’m nawt seing dat . skrowl up , skrowl daon ??? aoh, welz, ai’m heer moastlee enny dai at dis tiem. Nawt has tu stawmp ennywun wif mai liddul grene shu in sum wilez naow.
izz kwite troo, jancanhaslebentykittehz!
an ii knot beez hear much laytlee, 2,
Ohai, lady of teh ohai heelz!
**gigglols**
Is mine U get Ur own
2_k!
How u doin? I has missded u!
**hedbonks 2_k**
I iz gud! I jus did mah taxes today wuz not fun
had income from more dan one state
wuz much pleh but it ar done
**headbonks rhsb**
welcome back, how wuz deh vakashunz
I has missded Uz too
Yah, I hadda mayle my KY form 2day.
Bakayshun wuz grate. I nawt wanted to leev an wanna go bak alreddy.
Work=Pleh
Haow adorubl!
(git owt teh chrg…)
Dere I ashk what dat is?
Issa Chikkin Hed Rubbah Glub – gud fur contaynin teh hed splorts
ai hassa worry: whut about cheezfrens wiff laytex allerlolgies?
Nebbur fawt ub dat. awl da sneeezez mite blo orf da chrg. Taip it berree tite. oar get da 50s stile baving cap. Sum doze stil in stawk at ty booteek.
Akshulee, laytex allolergees iz moar of a kontak allolergee, izznt it?
Mebbe wii has teh nawt-allolergenik CHRGs?
If ai can eets cheezcaek in Cheezland, tehn teh CHRGs uv Cheezland nawt gunna cauze allerjees eever, aifinkso.
ai thotted dey made teh glubs wifout laytex now-daize (ohai gma maj)
You can get disposablol non-laytex plastik glubs but they arnt vry stretchy;
aifinkso they mite be difficlult to stretch into a chikken-hed config… congifur..
shape. Howbout a substitute splort shield device? Maybe a nais plastic collander
for the brainpan cover?
Dey kud use teh purplol latex-free gluvs, aifinkso.
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Ooooooh – purplol.
ooooh purplol dots!!!!!
purr-plol glubbs–wiff chiggen hed an drawings on it!
like “nativeca66″?
Guess whose kitteh is noming sum ham rite naow?
urs.
Guies, I iz teh ebil.
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I jes frew my cuzzin’s kid outta my room.
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Him strolld in unbited an startid tellin me hao I eet too mutch an drink too mutch (2 glasses awn my nitestand) an den sez how sumfin in my room stinks (soy sawse).
I told him “…an u need to relokayte!”
Him lefted an I clozed teh door.
U iz nawt teh ebil fur doin dat, Red. Sownds liek a reezunubul respawnse to meh.
(git off mah lawn…)
(heehee…i iz putsin hyper commints awl ober teh plaec…)
nd nao, i command u awl to CLICK DIS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo
nd WATCH
Yu is nawt ebil – but kid WAS rood! He shirley did need to relocate, an mebbe lern som manners!
I nawt holdin my breff awn dat wun, Ambercat!
Him haz awlwayz been brat.
Tehn keep yur dor cloesd – an fill anodder glass!
Unforchunatlee, awl I gots rite nao iz ginger ale.
hmmm, taht needs som wisky, Ai finkso!
kid seems a bit nosy an rude, I would have done deh same I guess
Oh grate.
My cuzzin an teh brat lefted so I tolded teh parental yoonits why I frew him owt.
Dere response? “Himz a KID! U get too upset over small things!”
I sed, “Himz a kid dat needz to lern sum mannurs!”
Ignore teh PUz for peece of mind
Serenity now
PU’s be leevin for church soon.
I gets peece an serenity den.
thank CC
Anom an Anom.
Gud ansur, rhsb. Hao will he lern to nawt be rood if pplz duzzint teech him nawt to be rood?
Ifn himz in sekkund grade, himz wut, 7?
Old enuf to has sum mannurs, I finkso!
ohai red! glad yer back!
and 7 is not tew yung to leern manners!
Ohai, gammacat!
Glad to be bak heer.
At hoam? Nawt so mutch.
Yep, needz tu bii tawt mannerz. I wuld’ve beet my yungin iffin he’d been dat rude tu peoplez!
Den wii wud has to bisit u in jayle.
U too purty foar jayle, 3km.
Awl fankx Red, I wuld nawt hab litteralli beet himz! Just tymed owt and stern tawlkin tu!
Nawt ebil ifn him still haz awl himz teef.
Yep, an him walked owt unner himz own powur, so I nawt be az ebil az I wanted to be.
*scampurrrs in*
*givs Red a medul fur bein nawt-ebil*
*scampurrrs owt*
Fanks, NS.
**puffs owt chest to show medul**
**whispurrs**
Donut tayle Ebil Maus, tho. Him wud has teh dissapoyntid.
Awl i needz iz Mr Pookie bear an mine fudz an nyce cumfii bedz! Datz awl, an needz yu tu openz bunch uf fud canz biifore yu leeves!
Ahh…he calls his bear “Mr. Pooky Bear.” That’s too cute.
iz hims rilaytid 2 garfyuld?
Furst “Yr Nawt Mah Reel Mawm,” an nao dis. Kittehz b krankee n rebellyus tudey.
Jes today?
Luuks 2 me lyk kitteh iz guardin Mr Pooky wif a beeg feerce alsew.
it’s teihr ayj
(nd mebbe rayj…)
(i’z onna rymin role…)
Deyz at dat stayj….
Dere I go….turn teh padj…
Red did yu sii da “Tea Party” in Frankfort tudai? Wuz dere a bigg turnowt?
whut eggsaktly is demz protesting I wonder?
Ai dont think they know! Tehy ar awl misinformed bai lissening to teh Faux Nooz!
*gigglol*
Butt (!) ai fot ownlee GOPers lissen tew Faux Nooz.
Doan DEMz prefer lissuning tew
National Basement Cat nooz?
They bii protesting gubberment wastful spending uf our hard erned munniez!
Ex-huzbin werks downtown.
I hope him gotted stuk down dere. **ebil laffin ensoos**
Gubbermint needs to spend in a recession/ depression to
increase demand. Where wuz dese people when the other purrsident wuz increasing deh deficit?
Its like the last 8 years never happened.
O, and where our PC languish leeds us:
“tacks burrdon reeleef”
sownds lyke tackes R a bad fing an wii muss seek reeleef, frum dem
an knot fink ob paying fore teh teh price ob our cibbilolization.
(ii knot lyke to pay, eether, butt tackes, help hour cuntry. Too bad dey knot beez farely spredd out)
(ai gotted this idee frum sumpfing sed on NPR teh odder day: sonds good 2 mii)
Ar deze da saim wunz hoo sez da puppy iz nawt relee “resque” Sum peepulz just has tu maik a fus abowt sumfing awl da tiem.
Nope, I wuz chayned to my desk awl day.
not really, bout 250 on steps of the state house
http://www.newsandtribune.com/statenews/kentuckystatehouse_story_105155117.html
3km I posted a linkie which WP eated, it said bout 250 peeplols
at the state house
add h t t p : // and w w w
newsandtribune.com/statenews/kentuckystatehouse_story_105155117.html
Peepul sez “cant lib awn da sochul sekuritee” Dey shud noze it wuz nebbur ment tu lib awn, just hlep wif wut dey urn nd saib fur demslefz. We a liddul bit owldur dan dem but duing ok bcuz we no dat frum da big inning.
kitteh sez: i kann haz NE fing ai wantz–yoo knot teh boss ob mii!
SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
*sweep up plasticat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
fang q anni!
issa slow butt dedly leek! (Ohai, pc!)
I suspecks dis bebbeh is in a time owt. He luks like a MISCHIFF.
ore hee beez beary terrytorial
ore boaf.
yesh, yoo hassa troofeeness!
o, an hai, NS, eye (myne eye(z) bee admiring yore pritty kolorflol hedgeer!
Verreee festiv it is!
Hai Kitkay!!
fanks, JCH4K,
I bin out a lawng thyme, an ai foted nobuddy mist mii (mayde a commint or 2 in teh past cupplol daze). Ai hassa whine! Srry.
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*preens*
Dagnabitt…..I has eerwurm….
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I has haddit awl day yesturday an 2day.
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Now, I gotta go owtside an get teh cd outta my car an lissen to teh stoopy sawng AGIN!
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**hopes PU’s iz goned**
**peeks in**
Iz dey gone, we can has a parteh!
brings a bottlol of white wine wid sum shwimps an veggies on a skewer
Yesh, dey be gone!
Woo Hoo!
**smokes siggie**
**starts coffing**
I thot U quit
I iz in Ur ICHC been a scold
Wayle…..I wuz gonna kwit but dint…
Mebbe I kwit aftur dis pak iz finished?
We awl hurd dat wun b4. Iz nawt helfee fur yu so stawp rite nawo.
OFFISHUL ANNOWNSMINT
(Ai waz gunna let UK oar Plasticat du tihs, but it seem tu be preddy opin sekret at tihs poynt enny hao, an LCB axed me tu du erleer — ai repost fur ennywun whu misst it)
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Az menny peeps gno, Plasticat be luving mai foster-kittin Eva berry much, an haz been dreeming uv having her tu hold an luv fureber. Him be tawking abowt selling hims LEGOs (!!!) tu get adopshun munnies, coz him so serius abowt this.
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An nao, fings be in prossess fur him an hims momcat Uniquekitty tu be adoptifying teh Eva-bebbeh! Her will be reddy tu leev heer when her iz nine weeks owld, so in teh sekkund haff uv Mai.
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Iz a spensive fing tu adoptify a gnu kitteh, tho, speshullee wif vet visit tu cross teh border, a bebbeh whu needs final vaksines an spaying..
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If ennywun haz a munnie oar tu, taht yu can donayte tu teh cauze uv bringing Eva an plasticat tugevver, plz tu be bisiting LCB’s website, her be wunnermus an iz kollekting donayshuns. Iz moar detayls there. Yu can clikking awn her bloo nayme, oar yu can clikking awn mine cauze ai haz a link tu it.
Oar yu can clikkee ryte heer!
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An when Eva adoptifai’s Plasticat, we can awl haz a GINORMUS partee fur bof uv tehm.
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Yu haz herd taht it takes a billage tu raize a child?
It takes a communitee tu raize an orphling kittin. An this be ten most awsumist comminutee in teh whirrld!