K, I beleeves I haz FINALY had nuff petting. Yuz kin stopz now…….hello?
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Can u heer me?
*ternz up lolume*
could you say dat again, pls?
oh, and can cot yule aye shuns, er, concat ulullululations, er, um. good job!
*terns up sp’s lolume kuntroll tew elebentee*
WUT??
*huks up teh vloume 2 a jet playne enjin*
WUT??????
Skeleton crew just not adekwate
…pls to “hire” moar
slaves employees for to pet kittehoh, wotta bonehead. fergotted to tern off da strikeLets juss hoep it duzznt affekt teh whol freduh ohooooes…Another fine mess you’ve gotten us into!Loreal n Hardee’s?*snerk*Yeah. That would be terrible…U ppl iz teh silleh …….. an ai lieks it!iz 2 layte
The shin bone’s connected to the knee bone…
The knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone…
*nodding head in time to myusick*
♪ dem bones, dem bones, dem…DRY bones, nao heer da wird 0 da Lawd
oh, wait. dat’s not da next line, izzit?
but whare’s teh funny bone?
i *wish* i knew.
Ober bai teh elbow, sillee. Habbent u ebber hit it adn had ur whol arm go tinglee? Itz a littul hard tu see…
oh u mean this wun here??
*clonks AP on teh elbow*
Oooohhh … tinglee
lol i go tingle 2… *hits elbo on chare* aahhh… *hit elbo agen*
tinglee feelz gud buhh weerd at saem tiem.
Teh funnybone is obeeyussly teh humerus.
FTW!
Tanks.
teh patting bone’s connekted to teh feeding bone
Don’t make me skratch u
it wud go cleer to teh bone
B-b-b-b-bad to the bone…
oooh George Thorogood FTW!!!
He’s from here. We used to go watch him play at a local tavern “back in the day”…
how KEWL!
I saw him years ago in a local bar myself! one of teh best shows ever!! I’m a fan!
DUH!
‘and the Dela Where Destroyers’
of course!
Yuppers! He used to jam for literally hours on “One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer”. Ahhhh… my mispent youth…
I am in teh process of misspending my adulthood
Yeah… well… that too…
OHAI!! Ur tenshuns plzthx!
I has anotter BIRFDAY ANNOWNSEMINT!
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This Sunday, its none otter than our speshul cheezfriend, two_kittehs’ birfday!!
But sinse she has a bizzy Sunday, we will cellabrate on Munday, which will be anyfing but Mundane!
Plz to show up at the 6 am cheeztime lol for the party!
That’s:
12 pm EST
9 am Westy Coast
5 pm TTI
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*ahem*
THIS SAEM TIEM, for those of u hoo is math challanged.
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We hasn’t had a good ole fashunned race in a whiles, so let’s brake out our race geer and see who can get the birfday wishes to hur furst!
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How itwerks:
1. As soon as the noo lol comes up, post ur birfday wishes!
2. Then reply to ur own commint wif what u raced in on! Examples: Zamboney, Rokkit Lawn Chare, Bubblol, etc.
3. After 2 it becomes a free fur all, ushually.
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And afterward, we can maybe has a picnic, wif the nice spring weathers finally here!
Ai will be tehre wif bells awn!
Well, mebbe nawt bells…
i can cum?
evreewun iz welkom!!!
hint: helps to typing owt yor burfday wish commint an anyfing else yoo wishes to say in advance (not knows wut teh LOL iz, duznt matter, just say sumfing for teh burfday race!) tehn copy an hab it reddy to paste az soon as teh LOL goze up!
Du nawt go away, tho, ai may want moar suun!
An ryte nao, ai wants treets! Whai yu nawt getting?
This could be Eva with P-K or Sean. Watch out PlastiCat! Your fate awaits you!
your getting kinda edgy…. like stick poking out..
Hay goggie! Ur turn naow!
Nebber enuff. Y u stop?
I had a human but I eated him
I had teh saym fawt in my very first LOL
GMTA!
Frum teh luk uv teh brainium, Aifink teh hoomin dyed uv a bad splort dat wuzn’t treetid propurrlee!
We need tu trayn moar peeps in teh CCC!!!
Iz nyce tew see taht hi-fashun models lurv kittehs tew
*snerk*
Jus keeding. No sech ting as enuff petting…
Defitii brings knew meening tu teh wurds “teh kitteh wil b teh def ob mii”. Aifinkso.
Wow two mimutz intwo da pic an alreedi 14 commints. Cannawt count nawt sekkond and sekkond sew ebribodi getz trip tu da tye bootiq. Free bobbolhed Eba dollz fore da fureber home she noew haz.
Shampaynes an mimmosas, plus sweet or sabory pasties all round.
An fore da dans, iz da fludderbyes has promised da dans ob spring.
yay! mimosas!
Ai can haz a minnit tu ranting, plz?
Ai haz a fureeus at mai grooming teechur. Ai handid in an assinemint taht waz neetlee laid owt, eezy tu reed, propur spellings an grammars, ai summarized teh info daon tu teh importint stuffs cause her nawt gibbed a lengf an ai finked her wud nawt want elebentee hunnert pajis awn Newfielandur goggies an Mainlee Coon kittehs. Ai ncloodid teh pikshurs lyk her axed. Ai had info bowt ebree single fing listid in teh assinmint.
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Ai gotted a 70%. Becoz ai nawt had prettiefied cober page an fings, an becoz ai did nawt du enuff detayls. Ai axed her an her said, “I said be creative.” Mebbe, but her sed it az an afturthot her obveeuslee comed up wif awna spot in class wif at leest six peeps axing her kweschuns at wunce, an iz nuffing abowt it inna akshooal criteria.
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Peeps ai GNO nawt haz gud grammar an spelling gotted bedder grades coz it lukked preddy.
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Parintlee, making fings luk preddy matturs moar tehn making it eezy tu reed an gramatiklee currekt. Sillee me, finking tihs be COLLIJE.
Iz teh lowest grade ai haz had awn ennyfing yet. Iz gunna hurt oberall aberaje.
Ai haz an angree ryte nao…
{{{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}}}}
in teh long run, it’ won’t matter!!!
itz just a bump, gf, just a bump in teh rode!
*send skwirrls to pelt stoopy teacher wif akorns*
O {{{p-k}}} taht iz jus nawt rite! teh thawt an contents iz wat iz portant, nawtt teh cuvver, sheesh! sew sorree
You deserbs tu bee angree. Sham onna stoopi teechur. Maek shur u keep da copi sew dat de appling tu emploeers ken sea da gr8 werk.
I completely understand where you’re coming from… I had a horrible time with papers in college, because I wouldn’t BS to pad out the word count. :-p
{{p-k}} Is there a teacher or school adviser you trust that you can discuss this with? Your not in art school – pretty shouldn’t matter!
sowwy, I was a teeching assistant in grad skool, so i had to be able to explain to engineering types exactlee why they didnt get 100%!
I’d have to take it to the program coordinator, and honestly, it would come down to a simple her-word-against-mine stand-off that I really have no hope of winning. I suspect it wouldn’t go over very well, and could have serious consequences, since I have the coordinator as a teacher next semester — I really don’t need to be tagged as a “trouble-maker” halfway through the program.
Frankly, she’s been an atrocious teacher, and I don’t really know any more about grooming now than I did when we started. That’ll be interesting next semester when we have a grooming lab every week, because she was supposed to be teaching us the basic theory. Well, I only have to put up with her through one test next week, and then I hopefully never have to lay eyes on her again.
With any luck, I’ll get a high enough grade on the test to pull the grade for that course up.
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{{{{{cheezfrendz}}}}}}
Fanks, guis. It halps, having teh unnerstanding uv peeps whu matter! Ai gno iz nawt a hyooj fing, inna long run, but it maked me haz a mad. Ai nawt so mad nao. Aftur awl, ai heer fur almost nuvver owr, tehn du short-an-eezypeezy mafs test, tehn go hoam.
U will has a chance to submit a evaluation after teh class is over, rite? If u did not learn stuffs u was sposed to, this would be whare u say so so future generations of stoodints isn’t attempting to groom skwerls, for examplol, wif pastry brushes, whisks and BBQ sause.
mmmm, BBQ sause!
Tehy maded uz du teh ebaluayshun free weeks ago. Stoopy ideeya, taht. Speshullee fur a half-lengf corse (8 weeks).
Ai lerned teh skwirrl tekneek onlyne, tho.
At a playse cawled haotucleenrodints.rednekville.com It had menny inneresting articlols!
Leeza… can I brush you with BBQ sauce? I’ll use the fur-covered whisk…
um…..
r u not even gonna bye me dinnr furst?
OK. But NO movie!
*snerk*
Yu misst taht diskushun? Ai finds fur yu aftur teh test taht will be starting ennyminnitnao. Iz purrhaps relebant tu yur innerests.
Yu waz TEHRE!
But ai post linkee ennyway,. sinse ai findid it an mite be peeps wunnering what LCB tawking abowt.
Grooming rodints
Thx, PK! I did wonder whut I was talking about.
Ai agree wiff ur frustrashun, but derz prolly nawt mush u can du (unless derz sum hyer awforitee tu apeel tu? but dat has consekwenses tu).
Sum peeps ar juss moar innerested in imidj ober substans. Mai nawt-sekkund wyf wuz dat way, adn itz teh mayn reezin sheez nao an X (tuk me a wyl tu reeliz der wuz no substans behind teh imidj).
*phhhbbbbtttt at x-wyfe*
Wye dat……… *mebbe kloes teh eers nao* …… bleepity bleep bleep hoomin!!!
*stawks awt ob ruum*
*fyns pk’s collije*
*gets direkshuns tu gruumin class frum nys peeps*
*sneeks innu teh classruum*
*spawtz teh teechur*
Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!
*charges thru class, toppling chairs adn tabols*
*powns awn hur bak
*gibs hur a wedgy*
*pulls hur hare awt
*claws hur favrite dress*
*den smak hur tu floor adn strides up tu hur fais adn glairz innur iis*
Dat wuz fur beeing teh unfare adn unreesunabol! Doan let mii heer u doin dat gain, oar ai’ll b bak!!!
*throes haughty pose adn strides awt ob ruum*
Ai wud feeling sowree fur her if her n awt deserbed it.
*trais nawt tu gigglol at teh imij uv blonde awlways-dresst-preddy teechur aftur being Fluffy-fied*
*fails*
*fawls ober laffing madlee*
*does eggstravigint kurtsee*
As long as et maedid u feel bettur, den et’s mai plesure adn mush worf et!!
That is teh sux0rs. Is ur teechur by any chance related to sweetpea’s stoopyvisor?
But then again, is grooming class. It’s all about covering up teh mud and bald spots and making things floofified. *shrug*
Ifn’ it will cheer u up, I postified teh pictures I taked last night. Click my bloo name and look in teh Catz gallery. I putted 3 in from teh elebenty-six I taked, including a extreme closeup that will require protective hedgear.
D’oh. Click THIS bloo name.
*wanders off muttering about stoopy alternate computers wif incompleted informations*
WOW! My Goldeneye has a twin brother by another mother named Liam!
*tries to not snorgle the work monitor*
OMCC, LCB — ur rite abowt dat closeup.
Eeben wif purrtektiv hedgear & lawts uv duckeetayp, ai mite haz had sum brayne leekij.
…
Oh — an yesh, ai wud luv to snorgle Liam’s belleh!
Liam wants to know whut u is waiting for, a engraved invitation?
Let teh long-distance snorgling commence!
…
*snorgle snorgle snorgle*
*pops hed up fur breff*
*snorgle snorgle snorgle*
…
Ur kittehs rock!
Iz eksellent poynt, taht… grooming IZ awl ‘bowt imij.
*runs awf wifakwikniss tu see teh pikshurs*
*pawsis tu applai CHRG an menny layurs uv dukkytaype, sins eben teh deskripshun awlmost maded me splort lass nyte*
M
C
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Teh cyootniss! Teh lubs! Teh sheer brayn-meltifaying wunnerfulniss uv happeh kittehs!!
*hastilee raprapraps moar laturs uv dukkytaype ober previus layurs*
fangQ LCB!!! those are they cutest pics! ai lubs teh wun of them wif teh heds together!
wuh, woh- could dis be da stoopyvisors ebil twin? The lesser of da two weevils?
ooops, i brotted you tea adn simpathees, prysma, but i eated it.
*trots off to get moar*
Tehy MUST bee reelayted sumhao… hao cud jeens fur tihs stuff ebolbe moar tehn wunce??? {{{sweetpea}}} At leest stoopy teechur nawt be desyding bowt mai job.
Ai nebber had simpathees, wat dey tast lik? Ai purrfurr da icee tea – da liptins iz fine. ktnx.
Patrick O’Brien ref FTW!
Errr, you were refurring to Jack Aubrey, were you not?
hee, yesh. i lub dat joek.
Ohai LCB & PK! ai hadda sayme thot abowt grooming being AWL ABOWT floofy & appeerunses… yupperz, aifinkso. owell.
if the grayde will rilly bring down ur GPA, iz it werth asking if u cud do assynment over since u “didunt unnerstanz teh proper criteria”? wud nawt tayke much tyme to prettify aifinkso if u can haz alla substanse alreddee… just add a pikshur uv Eva!!
{{{{{PK}}}}}
yesh what tessm said
Mebbe u kin translaytify it into lolspeak & den put an unbeeleevablee gorjus kuvur onnit. *nod*
O_o
What an awkward situation to be in.
Dat kitteh suree lieks his petting..
totally out of topic – butt (snikr) I just watched Animlol Planit – and there was a small piece on animlol crackers about a kitteh with 7 toes on each paw!!!
he was so kyoot – with big feet
juss chekkin Ai has taekd mai eers orf…
yesh Ambercat has kitteh ears, not bunny ears
Or mebbe cloff eers – she dunt seem to heer me wwen Ai sais “NAWT on tehre!”
kittehz has selective hearing
Juss liek hoomin kidlets – dey nebber heer u sai it’s tiem fur bed, but can heer a sweetie rapper at 50 paysis!
*appears outta nowhare*
Was that a candy rapper I heared?
Wen mai sunn wuz bein assest at teh chylde debelupmint plaes, teh doctur held up a toi car an askt him wat it wuz, Him finked fur a lawng tiem an teh Dr wuz abowt 2 sai him wuz deff oar needid glassis, wen him towld her teh maek an culler uf teh car.
Mmm-hmmm. Yes, that is teh vry innersting. Whut a smart boi.
Now, about that candy…?
Iz a speshul shugr free diabeetus frenlee wun. U still wan it?
Um, er…
*cups hand behind ear*
Whut’s that? I’m needed in teh Dean’s office rightaway? Something aobut a parrot attack in teh grooming classroom? I’ll be rite there!
Um, thx, Anni, but I has to go. *runsawayfast*
It kud be “Yesh, Mama – ai heerz u. Ai iz jus choozin to ignorify u.” Pretteh shur mah liddul gurl duz dis. Den again, we duz dis to hur sometiems azwell.
DIETING: urdoinitrong
I is not dieting
dis is retribution
fur dressing me in funneh clothes
an stoopy sweaters
look who’z laffing now
-smug kitteh
Cuddly cat-slaev. Nawt sew cuddly, akshully.
but him wuz, cuddly that is
Ai dun mafs!
100% awn test.
96% oberawl final grade fur mafs.
*phhhhbbbbtttt tu grooming teechur*
Ai can haz hoam nao, bakk suun!
yeah p-k!
*dans dans dans*
YAY! foar mafs grade!
Dass eggsellunt!
Wye haz mai eester bonnit cum bakk? Ai cleered mai cache so Ai cud see Ambercat wivowt bunnee eerz an teh stoopie bonnit iz bakk!
Aifink it iz a luvlee bonnit — nawt a stoopie bonnit.
Bonnet? Anni is weerin a bonnet
*rubs eyes*
Nope, still dinna see it!
It iz stoopie 2 still be bakk awn mai abatar wen Ai haz dun awl teh fings 2 remoob it!
Yay!!! Guud fer u!!!!
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Am ai teh onlee wun whoo finks u shud bee gittin teh eggstra eggstra creditz frum awl teecherz fer teh wunnerful fing u dewing in saivin sweet bebbeh Eva??
ai maded a lol wif wun uv ur Eva + Angel pixures
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http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3957870
grrrrr, linkee nawt com fru
Ai maid a lol wif wun uv ur Eva + Angel pixures, pleez tew clik awn mai bloo naim tew see it?
o shure, naow it coms fru, sorre ebreewun fer teh dubble
Yay!!!!
*puts in Eva’s blog*
Ai lyks!!!
hyoomin hasn’t got teh guts to set limmits on petting time
Kitteh can has enuf petting, no boens abowt that!!1!
An hao do u maek teh unnerline, itallikl, and boald wurds heer? Ai can has a braen fart…
boald iz <b>bold wurds</b>
itallikl iz <i>italic wurds</i>
No way tew dew unnerline dat ai know of ‘cept iffn yew maik wurdz intew uh bloo linkee or iffn yew know teh Latex language.
Iz dis yew Eric? Yew need uh bloo.
Thanks for ur help, nativeca66. Ai had a stoopid and u fixted it. And no, dat link isnt me.
Okays, now dat capshun wuz da funnies. Dat ranks up there with da kitteh tap dancing across Steve’s livin’ room.
Dat wuz funny, but how cud a skeleton be petting a cat? It wud need a brain and muscles and stuff… sorry. I iz ruining it for u guys.
Whoaz, who left on da X-ray?