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I don’t care what the dog says…the couch did not eat the last two cats that lived here. Steve, are you listening? Steve?
teh cowch mus b still angree at u 4 bitin it.
picture: hollins2007. lol caption: Officer_lolz
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BURRRRRRRRRRRRP!
Oh… and non-ironic use of unfortunate couch detected…
I’m CoreyCaffeine.. I wuv mudkipz more dan kittehs.
yesh – I nose ammeebas nawt eekwal bacteerias ….
Does Ameebas onna da couch bee kitteh eetin bacteeriaz!!!
kitteh eating maus
is dis Soviet Rushya?
Yea – a two wae tye. Off tu da tye bootiq. Kawffee an muffins in da park.
Ai does da happi tye dans
*dansdansdans*
*kikspinkik*
Grabs Maus an falz onna floor…..giggol
*Picks up BOM*
Polka Time!
Aannnd…
One Two Three Turn,
One Two Three Turn,
One Two Three Turn,
One Two Three Turn,
One Two Three Turn,
*Repeat until dizzy and/or exhausted*
Noew wii squar dans
Aliman left
doe c doe
Bow to ur partner
aliman rite
smak da maus onna left
OOPPZ….dots
Noew wii squar dans
Aliman left
doe c doe
Bow to ur partner
aliman rite
smak da maus onna left
OOPPZ….dots
Carp Da WP spitted up mi commint. Sorri Maus, ai guess ai hitted U tu tymez.
*Little birdies flying around his head*
Wha…? Who…? Where am I?
*snatches a burdie*
*stuffs in mouf*
Sins wen duz skwirlz eet burdz??? Iz u nutz???
Ai sended U two emayos, PoC cudnt open first on sew ai resended it.
*TMI warning*
Skwirlz eet surprisin stuffz. See h t t p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squirrel
*Grabs a broom and whacks Leeza on the head*
*WHACKWHACKWHACKWHACK*
Spit it out!
*helps by pulling Leeza’s floofy tayl* Spit owt that burd!
*luks at pikshor*
Say, duzzint it look lyke that orinj kitteh is yelling – STEL-LA!!!!!
OW OW OW!!
*ptui*
*adds helmit to shopping liszt*
Baaaaad Puddy Tat… um… I mean… Skwirrl!
*gets owt Acme cattilog and starts perusing*
oh u don’t has to worry Africat!
U has teh speshul magic carpet, and u is my frend!
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Wate… er… u using that carpet rite now??
Nope. At yur serbice! Wut yu need?
um… u see that burd cage up there?
Yesh? Duz yu wuntz it doawn heer, ur wud yu prefur dat wee putz “sumwun” een teh cage? Oar duz yu haz a diabololeekal idee ala Wyl E. Coyote?
*While Leeza and Africat talk too much*
*Tweety Maus prepares his defense*
Ai iz still here tu halp U Maus. Ai iz da beeg furosus kitteh/goggie
See mi abatar. Doen min da daqri, ai iz at mi bestest wiff a drink inna hand.
pfft!
pay no tenshuns to teh pnut gallery Africat!
how bout we just fly up and see wut’s going on up there??
Ai noe pee nutz. Dat wood hurt. Besidz ai lebs da proper emayos.
*While Leeza and Africat are flying up*
*Tweety Maus pushes a BIG anvil out of the birdcage*
*It falls and lands square in the middle of the flying carpet*
*points ACME auntie grabbity ray gun at anvil*
*anvil floats up and narrowlee misses conking Maus onna hed*
**Eeck throws a fake hole next to Maus, which he steps on and proceeds to fall elebenty feet**
*Maus pushes out his feet and “puts n the brakes”*
*Stopping gently just as he reaches the ground*
*He sticks out his tongue*
STN!
*And scampers off to The Maus Hole*
*AfriCat an skwirrlgrrl come swoopin daown lyke teh falcon awn heez prey!!!* Hah! Weez between teh Maus an hiz Hole!!!
*punches clock for lunch, and walks off wif Maus, Eeck and Africat*
See yaall ladurr!!!
Hey wad bout mi????????????????????
Iz ai nuffin b;utt skwiil poop???????
Oh,wow…it’s lunchtyme alredde ??
Time flies wen yer “luvin” yer jawb!
Burds iz frinz, nawt fud!!
Doan worri Maus U iz saf hear wif mi. Ai sit doen aside U an pat da claw. Patpatpat. Ken ai getz U a ice pak.
Himz tryin 2 keep us off it
Nom…Nom…Nom…
Cowch tyred uff awl dat kitteh fur an bein useded az a skrachin post.
PoC, ai tryes to resend da emayo, doen noe what happnd.
I chekk tew see if it gotz froo. whyle I dew taht heer r mai answer frum teh last fred: Unfortune8ly, teh paynt fylteh nawt strawng enuf. He weers a specshul mask cawled an -95 mask which halps butt *serk* ebe taht nawt dew teh full jawb. It jes betteh tahn noffigs. He reely neads a mask taht cobbers hys hole hed adn cleencleencleens teh ayr b4 it gitz tew hys nose. Butt tohse mask r eggspensibe adn ebe ifn we cud af ford one, he cud oy weer it fur a liddle tyme cuz iz hard fur hym tew sukk teh ayr froo it. He haz ayr poorifier taht he weers arownd hys nekk ad taht halps cuz it gibs hym two foot sirkle ob cleaclea ayr arowd hys hed butt owtsyde taht sirkle blows awai whi teh wyd blows. We hab a ayr poorifier ia kar whi we dribes aywhurs ad two BEEG poorifiers ia howse butt iz awt euff. Peeps ia bilding liek tew payntpayntpaynt awl teh tyme ad awt tell us abowt it utyl AFER tehy dew it. Tehy awlsew fink tehir rite tew styk purty bee gr8er tahn Kitty Daddy’s rite tew breef cleencleecleen ayr!! Silly peeps!! Tehy poyson tehir oun ayr tew!!!!
Maebe nex tyme he haz tu goes tu da horspital ( nawt soon doe) you kan getz da orinj paint an paint der door. Den dey be poisen.
I dyd nawt fink ob taht!!! Ur finkig r full ob awesum!!! Whur r mai oring payt? Gots tew luuk fur it. brb…
Maebe cud getz a crew togevver, gets LCB tu open der door an den wii paintz da hole partmint orinj. Den da hole parmint be poysen an de badd peppolz wheel haz tu mobe.
OHHAI!!! I liek hou u finks!!! *giggle*
I gitted teh emeow adn I spitted awl ober mai skrean wif laffing! It r a beri gud store, aifinkso!
Mi two. Pleez tu forward tu uvver peeps u haz emayo fore. Ai onlee haz fore peep emayo address. Ebrione needz to fin dat store.
*pondurs*
*maeks mentul noat tu vacuum teh BC owt uv teh gest ruum bai nekst week*
I sends u an emeow…
rite bak atcha. Wish ai cud due purti smilly facez, butt (snerk) dey doen lik Mac.
Nawt liek MacD? Butt ebbeybuddy liek MikkeyD!!! Dyd u wanna BEEG Mac or a liddle Mac?
Needz too quarter pounderz wif cheeze no onion. Or iz it too pence liter wif cheese? Doen noez hoew dey handelz da conbershun in fud.
I handlez it by nomonomnomnomnom! I lubs teh 1/4 pounder wif Cheez! Nomnomnomnomnomnom!
I handlez it by nomonomnomnomnom! I lubs teh 1/4 pounder wif Cheez! Nomnomnomnomnomnom! MUNCH TYME!!!
Heh! Dat cowch iz in fur a surprize. Teh orinj wunz r poizin!!!!
Oh noez!! deh couch will haz tu reegurcheetate!!!
fugly couch sik-up, DO NOT WANT!!
Lukz like it haz awlreddy got barf awl over it!!
Teh laud kouch openeded up itz mauf adn swalloweded teh kittehz.
Dis meenz da kouch will problee haz ginormous furballz.
…adn majur indimajestn.
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oooo, dotz!!
hmm. guess steve probably went out for a walk.
Steve r nawt listening. Steve sez, “Tihs r awt relebent tew mai innerests.”
Kowch Potados, gibs annoder meening to da fraze……
Orinj kitteh sings himz swan sawng:
And nao, teh end is neer. And so I fayce teh fynal curtin . . . Er . . . kowch.
*snerk* *gigglol* BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *snort* hee hee hee… fanks Gremlin! Ai needed daaaat!
U iz a nyce gremlin butt (snerk)……….noew ai haz da earworm
…………….. purdy dots ooooooooooooo
Gremlin hassa nies butt?? Ai has tu wach fur dat, ai dint noes …..
…The La Brea Carpets got the other two.
OOOO Rodney, whayr U frum da U noes about da carpetz. Ai grewd up der an lubbed tu wach da bubbolz.
OOO tarbubbolz.
Ai lerneded abut teh carpets from Loonie Tunes.
Oh my, Rodney! That wuz a reely GUD wun!!!!! Yoo haz teh phunneh on today!
*HED DESK!!!*
toooo funny!
Ohai, mai cheezfrens!
Ai jus wantid yu tu noes haow mush ai preesheeatid awl yor support an owtporins ob lubs wif mai sadniss abowt mai Lucy. Dis bees teh bestist plaes inna wurrld tu kum wen ai needs teh unnerstandins ob mai lossis an teh sadsad hart. Tankew tankew tankew tu ebreewuns – yu halpd mii sew mush, an gibbd mii strenf tu emayo mai sistur Janet tu gib her teh sadsad nuus. Pls tu aksept mai lubs an schmoos tu awl ob yu.
(An ai nawt duin tu badlee – as yew noes, teh sadniss an payns it kums an goes, kums an goes …)
{{{{{nicewitch}}}}}
{{{nicewitch}}} iz gud to sea u. jess memmber dat wii iz alwaez hear when U needz sumone. Da bestest medison iz sharing da payne.
Smooz an headbonks.
{{{{{{{{nicewitch}}}}}}}}}
Teh lubs an gud thots be still tehre, when teh payn kums.
Bast luk aftur her kittins, an teh hyoomins whu luks aftur her kittins whyle tehy be heer.
An cheezpeeps luk aftur eech uvver.
{{{{{{{nicewitch}}}}}}}}
so sorry to hear u lost ur Lucy.
{{{{nicewitch}}}}
wuz very sorree to reed uv ur loss.
Mai deepust condowlunsuz, nicewitch. Tihs teh furst ai hav hurd abaowt yur lawss an ai nose jus haow taht feelz, manii thymez ovur; it nevur getz eezier. Hugz tuyu ((((((((O)))))))) an know taht yur beloved Lucy iz sayf an purrtecktud an waitz furyu in due thyme tu bii reyoonytud.
This is actually frightening to look at.
Oblivious Kitteh
is safe…so fa
INVISIBLOL, uh, (dawg) — wii iitzit!
IZZ HAPPENIN AGIN!
ahahahahaha best text
HALP teh couch iz noming me
Ai lurves dis wun…!
teh history is repeatin itselfs
your lolcats are funnier then mine i bet you have alot of fans
I has loled, evil couch ate kittah! Almost horror!
vis iz zo fany!!!!
oh my god!! the other cat looks like mine
I really do like that one of the cat’s name is Steve.LOL.AAAACKKKKkkkk!!EVIL COUCH ATE STEVE.lol