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What cats and dogs really think about hoomins



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What cats and dogs really think about hoomins They pet me; they feed me; they shelter me; and they love me… They must be God! They pet me; they feed me; they shelter me; and they love me… I must be God!

i thot bunneh wuz god.

picture: Keesh. lol caption: AngelAndz

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  1. annipuss says:

    Troo dat, berry!

    • lunarmommy says:

      yes, so troo!!
      hai annipuss, i not seed yoo for a cupple ob dayz! missed yoo *schmoo*

    • Q. says:

      Ohai, Annipuss! Hao was yur vizzit to Lincoln?

      I feel quite sure this is against ICHC protocols, but I’m muscling in here to suggest you skate on over to

      http:// youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY (add the www)

      and watch a performance on Britain’s Got Talent, a UK equivalent of American Idol. I’ve been going through some rough patches (me: unemployed; husband: diagnosed with cancer; mother: very ill). And this made me laugh and shout with joy. Hope it lifts you, too – we all need shots of purity like this.

    • Q. says:

      mmmm. Tried to post this just now, so will try again.

      I’ve been going through a rough time. Me: unemployed and depressed; husband: diagnosed with cancer; mother: very ill. So, when I came across

      youtube.com / watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY (add the prefixes and close the gaps)

      I laughed and shouted with joy. One does need shots of such purity, doesn’t one?

  2. Maus says:

    Oldie but goodie…

  3. AngelPlume says:

    Goddess, akshullee.

  4. lawlpuss says:

    haha..sooo true! :) )

  5. eeckthecat says:

    Teh kallikos ALWAIS be finking dey are God-like……

  6. bluesfan473 says:

    O mai, ai loled sew hard! dis iz purrfekt capshun, wel dun AngelAndz!

  7. fpm says:

    lovin the shout out to Ken Davis :)

  8. booklion says:

    Nd teh funny fing iz, dey is bof rite!

  9. Elsa_Mama says:

    Hay eberee buddy — mii babbeh boi iz baks inna hoarse spittol — itz sukz!!

    *****

    One of his blood cultures from last Thursday came back positive and he started running a fever on Sunday. He was admitted late Sunday night. it looked like he would be going home today, but he spiked a fever last evening so he is here until at least tomorrow. he is also positive for C-Diff (the yucky intestinal bacteria that he gets everytime he is in the hospital. The antibiotics kill off the good gut bacteria and the C-Diff takes over.)

    He had some blood blisters on his arms they have been watching since his last amission. They lanced one but so far it looks OK, they are growing a culture. Dr. was worried they might be harboring leukemia cells — but they were not.

    Matt feels bad and is very frustrated. Keep up the good thoughts and prayers.
    ****
    fankies to ebereebuddy — mii boi kin nawt hab two many peeps prayin fur heem….

  10. zippycat says:

    Gee, that’s not old at all….. /rolls eyes

  11. that guy says:

    does i sense a bit of Ken Davis in this?

    • AngelAndz says:

      Could be :) James (my younger brother) helped me come up with this lol and we’re both influenced by other funny people and things that we read :) I think I’ll give credit to Ken Davis for influencing this lol as well ;) ^_^

  12. heerz burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today!! inklooding Dgdogo! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks an, az rekwested by elsa_mama abuv, a ATOMIK CAEK!! also iskreem, frootsytootsy party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filld wif mood ringz, super-kool sunglasses, talking trol dollz (teh nice kind wif fuzzy brite-colord hair) taht say funny fings wen yoo push tehms bellibuttons, kandeez, an puffy shiny skratch-n-sniff frooty stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to maek all yor wishes come troo!
    ———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
    an anovver swish ob my majik wand for making matt feel all better an get better frum himz pleh
    ———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****♥♥♥

  13. McKyle says:

    I thinkz tha lolbrador iz right

  14. “Dogs look up to you. Cats look down on you. Pigs consider you an equal.”
    Winston Churchill

  15. dth says:

    wouldnt think animals r stupid enough to believe in god

    • AngelAndz says:

      Wow. A troll. Oh no. Woe is me. Whatever shall I do *Note: sarcasm*

      I shall say this once and ONLY once. I have my beliefs and you have yours. No one is stupid for believing for what they believe in because that is what keeps people going in life. You can slag off my lol and my faith and call me stupid all you like, but I’m the one sitting pretty on the Front Page and you’re not, so deal with it.

  16. Shadeh says:

    atheist kitteh feels underrepresented

    • AngelAndz says:

      I imagine if it was an atheist kitteh and doggeh in the lol, they’d replace “God” with “Ruler of teh World” :)

      However this isn’t a lol about religious beliefs. It’s a lol taking a funny look at what cats and dogs could be thinking about us hoomins, their owners. To them, we are either Caring Master to a dog, or Grovelling Slave to a cat :P The cats and dogs opinions, not mine ;) *lol*

  17. nismo says:

    Cats and dogs: the difference between hubris and humility.

  18. Ben says:

    It would be nice to see the credit on this one go to the comic strip “For Better or For Worse” who ran this joke more than a decade ago.

    • Jean says:

      I know I’ve seen this joke before, phrased in exactly the same way… Shame on the creator of this pic for not giving credit for a joke copied pretty much word-for-word. -.-

      • AngelAndz says:

        I didn’t know where the phrase came from and neither did my brother. He just read it somewhere and thought it was funny and told me and I liked it so much I thought it would be cool to adapt it into a lol. If I knew who wrote the original I would quote them and credit them but unfortunately I don’t (I’ll try looking for them now). I’m not a palagarist (sp?) and would feel awful if I ended up taking the credit for someone else’s work *feels really guilty now*

  19. Harbinger says:

    Genius.

  20. calyx says:

    An oldie but a goodie.

    • AngelAndz says:

      Thanks :) I just need to find the original source so I can mention their name here and ask people to give them credit, but it’s proving to be difficult :S

      • Kinson says:

        This is from an old George Carlin bit. It can be found in his book, “Brain Droppings”.

        • AngelAndz says:

          Thanks Kinson :) I really appreciate your help with this :)

          From now on, anyone reading this lol:

          I may have adapted the saying into a lol and my brother may have told me about the saying, but full credit definitely has to go to George Carlin for providing the funny sayings for this lol ^_^

        • Paul says:

          I thought it was from Pratchett.

  21. JKM says:

    dis lol is playjarized & dat’s not nice!
    fail.

    • mikebrow says:

      That’s an interesting commment. I bet someone has said it before. It’s also interesting to note that this LOL was originally published on the author’s profile on 3-22-09. She added a comment herself on 3-25-09 saying that she did not come up with the caption, but her brother did. I don’t think we need question the lady’s integrity any further. Now, can you go work your antiplagiarism magic on every LOL that says, “Kamoflaj, yur doin it rite”?

    • mikebrow says:

      That’s an interesting comment. I bet someone has said it before. It’s also interesting to note that this LOL was first published on the author’s profile on 3-22-09. She added a comment herself on 3-25-09 stating that she did not come up with the caption, but heard it from her brother. I don’t think we need question the lady’s integrity any further. Now, can you go and work your anti-plagiarism magic on every LOL that says, “kamoflaj, yur doin it rite?”

  22. lumicola says:

    hiya ha ha vryy good typical bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla!!!!!! yes i think the same specia;y

  23. thegs says:

    This joke was done word-for-word in the comic strip “Pickles.”

  24. Adam R. says:

    Could have been done by Carlin first but I KNOW that I saw it in an Far Side strip back in the 90′s (Gary Larson)

  25. Mikomi says:

    But I though Ceiling Cat was god!

  26. jayne says:

    that is sooo cute

  27. sharlene says:

    thats not true, gosh why do people always think cats are selfish just because theyre clean and not attentions hogs?? cats always are stereotyped, so are dogs!! GOSH WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THIS?!?! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT WHOEVER MADE THIS!!

    • AngelAndz says:

      Since when is this lol stating that cats are selfish?? It’s just a joke like most of the stuff on this website, it’s not meant to be taken seriously. I didn’t even come up with the caption myself I heard about it from my brother who in turn heard about it from somewhere else, so I don’t think I’m the one who needs to get their facts straight :/


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