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Rupert hadn’t understood the term “vegan” while reading the pamphlet and left the cult shortly after his first communal meal with them.
kitteh iz definitely nawt a bunneh.
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Cheezburger Network Blog
fayk cheezburgers?? dew NAWT want!
dis cheezburger nawt hab burger or cheez – ownlee bread and toppins
Poor Rupert.. sad face.
Hey!!! j2kitteh!! Lukkit YOO up there in teh Top Spot!!!
Teh Brahms wun!
Wif uniquekitteh, Angelplume, and nightshayde just seconds behind yoo!!!
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An no wun haz sillybryted??? Must bee ebreewunwuz tired – it iz a bit layte!
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So ai will just sing yoo a lullaby!
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♪ ♫ ‘Guten Abend, gut’ Nacht
Mit Rosen bedacht ♪
Mit Näglein besteckt
Schlüpf unter die Deck’
Morgen früh, wenn Gott will
Wirst du wieder geweckt
Morgen früh, wenn Gott will
Wirst du wieder geweckt ♫ ♪
♫ ♪Guten Abend, gut’ Nacht
Von Englein bewacht
Die zeigen im Traum
Dir Christkindleins Baum
Schlaf nun selig und süß
Schau im Traum ’s Paradies
Schlaf nun selig und süß
Schau im Traum ’s Paradies ♪ ♫
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Gud nite, ebrree wun!
Guten Morgen! Danke foar teh lubberlee sawng, it maed mai moarning!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Lettuce haz teh reel ting. NAOW.
eez de abit yin der ?
nawt want tew go green
az in lettus, or red az in tomaters…brown krunchiefingies mite b otay tho
Krunchee but bland. No shwimpee flayvorz or nuffin.
*SNERKLE*
Um, skwrrls — sum halp heer, plskthx
Mebbe bring alawng ur bunneh frens tu.
Tu eet up awl dis green stuff, ob kors.
Yeh, dats rite. Nom it awl up.
*goz tu NOM fur sum reel meet befur gets in trubbul agin*
Ai thot there wud be cheezburgers.
Yeh, lyk VEE GAN HAS cheezburgers, rite?
Purrzaktlee! Ai vant a cheezburger!!!
I think teh krootonz threw himz offfff….
Ai elais feelz liik, yur abatars watchin mii!
Ai mentid alwais ware eet sais elais……….
Wehn he wuz awn dis side ov teh bridge, tehy ALWAIZ folloed meh!!
Sew himz ais folloed yoo akross teh bridge!
Yup!
♫♪ Ai awlways feel liek…sumbawdeez watchin’ meeee ♫♪
kitteh r karn…carniv…
KITTEH R EAT MEETS
Ai beleef teh wurd is KARNIBBERUS
kthxbye
I nawt blayme him.
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Foar ennywun innerested, Goned Wif Teh Wynd iz comin awn rite nao, awn TCM.
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kthxbai
fwanklee mai deer, ai doan..
o wayt, didja sai clark gabull?
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whut channul?
TCM = Turnur Classik Moovees
o ratz, do nawt hab. o well, i hab seen diz moovee a bunch uv tymes. hab fun!
Red likes Scarlett. Hoo wuld hab known.
My cats would eat most of those things.
WHERE’S THE BEEF??!!!! (apologies to Wendies from forever ago) *snerk*
ohai POC! Hao yoo b?
Ohai, PoC! Ebreefing otay? Ai nawt heered bakk frum yu bowt teh fing we waz diskussing… hao hubby be?
oh, yesh POC – haow b KD????
He r beri sad. He canhaz mild allergy attacks ebery nite. I fink he r allergik tew teh kitteh litteh which r inna bafruum. Ebby tyme he haz tew go inna bafruum he hassa weer a mask. We hab had tew beri close cawls wif hys allergik asthmaw. Butt we hab nawt had tew go tew teh E.R. We lawst hys debit card sew he hab tew go tew teh bank tewdai ad git a noo one. It r beri rsikky fur hym tew go owtsyde cuz ob teh car eggshawst fumes. Whin he gawt hys card he awlso gawt a hayr cutt sew he cud stawp luuking liek a grrl. He haz gone tew bed now beri beri eggshawsted. I r eggshawsted tew. He r nawt swalloing beri gud adn sew hys fuds mus bee pureed adn eben tehn it nawt awlwaies gitz swallowed otay. Sew I r pureeing awl hys fuds. Wif sum it werks gud, liek roost beaf or skwash or potatooes. Wif sum it nawt werk sew gud, liek cheezburgers. *sniff* No cheezburgers fur Kitteh Daddy!
Kitteh sez: Mai beef wif dis menu. PLEH!
kitteh starin at mii………….. Kitteh! Dun luuk at mii in dat toen ob voyse!
hab yew seen Garrick?
nawt yet………..
Sea billy (Matts kitteh) though…… Him sittin awn teh bakk ob dis chair!
Mom? MMMMMAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!!!!!
Ohai plasticat; U apear tu haz lost da momcat. R U on bacashun?
R U hazin fun?
Ai b awn bacashun frum skool, yesh. Ai iz at meh Aunt nda unklols nda yesh Ai b habbin fun! Ai dusn’t hab a char rite nao tho………..
ai heer – ai wuz riting a emayo…
ai just herd “Major Tom” awn a kar kommershul!
rilee? hehe………. Teh moar Ai fink abowt Eva deh moar Ai want tew hold hur nda splort!nda splort!nda splort! nda splort!
oh, teh dai fur mii tew gew hoem b fursdai
otay – yu b heer b4 ai get hoem frum werk, or layter?
A Chayr or a Kar? Ai nawt shur want U sayded.
chayr, sawree………. Ai haz a kitteh sleepin awn eet……. Him keeps pushin mii awf eet!
Well, iz gud fing U noes Ur playce befor miss Eba iz reedi for adoptifin. U nawt gettz too impotent an forgetz hoew sitz an hoew standz when da kitteh iz inna howse.
yup
ohnoes – dat Billy iz NAWT a kitteh, him iz more like a blak leopard!! him iz a HYUJ kitteh!
He iz! He taeks up moast ob teh chayr! Ai juss discubbered dat he sleepz wif him poyntee enz owt………….. He dreemin tew………. Ai juss hoep eet duzzn’t involv chasin a maus………
Ohai plasticat an uniquekitty! {{{{{{{PC & UK}}}}}}}}
Wunna tohse pics maed me splort!!!! An aifotso ai debeloped a parshul immyunitee bai nao!! 
Sowree, nawt can stay, gotta study fur pleh test. (Ai got distraktifaied erlier sumhao… pawsiblee teh distrakshun waz small an orinj… *trais tu luk innosint*)
Ai see yu finded teh most reesint blog updaet, plasticat!
Seanya just saw her push her toy ballz tu diffrint spot so her cud chanje pawsishun an still use tehm az a pillol. A clebber kitteh her iz, yesh yesh yesh!!!!
Ai didn’t sea, hoew waz da too testz on tewsdae?
Nawt az bad az ai waz skerred tehy waz. Teh nawt-sekkund wun waz eezy-peezy. Teh sekkund wun, ai maded sum dum mistaeks… *sigh* Ai shudda spendid moar time awn dewurmers an deflee-ers an awl teh fings eech wurks for. (In praktiss, ai wud making a lil chart tu haz where needed… an reed teh labuls! but waz a test…)
Nawt enuff kitteh stuffs ennywhair in hole program.
Nao I get fru wun big test tumorro, tu nawt-skerry tests awn Fursday, , nuvver big skerry test nekst Mundayn, a skerry praktikul test awn Toosday… an tehn ai can haz fawling ober. Tehn lil brake, tehn nekst smestur.
Pleh, tu much goggie stuffs nekst smestur.
guud lukk PK!
Fanks! Wif awl tehse tests, ai need awl teh lukk ai can get!!
Hmmmmmmm……………….. *pakks lukk inna lunchbox-wayte no: a breifcaes-nda senz eet tew PK* dere! Tell mii iffin yoo need moar!
Izzit gunna ekscape if ai opin it, lyk Pandora’s boks?
no no no! Juss grab eet buy teh shurt nda eet kant leev!
yay! *digs pointee endz firmlee intu teh shurt* Nao ai haz lukk!
What eber desided about de t-r-o-l-l techer hoe upsetted U an da kitteh at da society praktikul?
Ai juss letted taht wun go… teh teechur nawt be wun whu reglarlee duz teh hands-awn stuff, an eben in her job, mostlee her duz livestock. Ai camed tu conclooshun taht it waz tu layte tu du ennyfing useful bowt it, an ennyfing I cud du waz just gunna stir fings up wifout enny reel benefit tu teh kittehs ur ennywun else.
Ai nawt lyk it, but sumtiems, yu gots tu pik yur battols… *sigh*
Teh reglar teecher did seem ravver suprized, tho, taht ai had tu injrees (wun set uv scratchis, wun bite) ritten inna log buk fur taht day… wun uv tehm teh kitteh taht ai handuld kwiet suksessfullee aloan prevyuslee. Her mebbe gno moar tehn her sez, her berry smart.
awwwwwww! Ai b afrayed dat iffin Ai sea hur IRL, Ai miit splort sew bad meh hed nawt b repairabul…….. Hur b teh cyootist liddlol fing! Yesh, Ai waz showin teh pixshur tew meh ant nda Ai neerlee splorted at hur sleepin!
It shud nawt be pawsibul fur a sleeping felyne tu be sooooo darned cyoot!!!!! Taht last bideo, wif her dreeming, an teh lil pink tung… SKWEEEEEE!!!!
Nawt fink “iffn”, fink “when.” Awl teh powr uv cheezland be behind yu, aifinkso.
Eva-bebbeh hab menny menny auntees an unclols whu wanting her tu haz best pawsibul fureber hoam an lubs.
otay! Ai noez eet b pritteee well establisht dat Eva b goin wiff mii wen shii b old enuff! Ai kant wayte!
Tu weeks, her gets nawt-sekkund shots. Free weeks past taht, her gets sekkund shots. Tehn, awl being well, her reddy tu go tu gnu famblee.
Ai will haz her shelter nomber tumorro, so teh paperwurks can get donned.
Yea! Ai still kant wayte till Ai kin pikk hur up! Ai shud get goin nao, unforchuunitlee……….. Guud niit! {{{{PK}}}} {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Eva}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Well guiz, iz tyme for da bedtyme. Gud nite all. Seep well.
Yoo tew!
Gud nyte!!! {{{BOM}}}}
Plasticat, I see that you have been applying for jobs to raise moneys for adoptifying Eva! You are a very talented young man!
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dat waz funnee!
Kitteh muss be on saym diyet my betteranerrian wanted me to eats. I tole him I R Not Bunneh. I R Hooman. Me likes cheezburgers. And meelk from moo-cows. And i-scream. And he was sad.
Poor silly betteranarrian who thinks me shud be skinny kitteh-mommy.
Ai iz alown?
gess sew…………
gess nawt…………
cmon, gess agin.
Mebbe ur juss bein ignorifyd. Kittehs gud at dat.
now Ai haz sew mush tenshun Ai kant keep up!
Rupert Kitteh amz
hawrd~coar Carneevoar. Joosee
Cow awn a bun…. NAOW!!!
Bun shoodz beez sawffft. Nawt
crunchee wiff 2 mennee wetz
vejjibbillz…. Nawtz wawntz!!!
Rupert Kitteh feenkz
‘Vejjunn’ muss be uddurr wurd
4 ‘Lowzee Hunturr’!!!
Jack.
clappitee clappitee! guud job Jack!
Ai meen reelee, hao mush talent duz it tayk tu sneek up awn a leef?
(apologeez tu Laree Nibben)
a lot
Awsum! Wun uv yur bestist, aifinkso!!! *applolsauce*
Psst – u haz anudder emayo. But nawt to interrupt ur studyin.
Dat be bery important.
Ohai p-k, ai leevdid yew a halpfil studee gied on teh ’separate colors…’ lol. Hoep it be otay.
lol jack! taht wuz win an awsum!
Wut yew tryin’ tew dew, poyzen meh wif diz stuff?
Pass teh kool-aid and cawl teh muddership.
Ai’m owtta heer.
*snerk*
I’m testing something … don’t mind me.
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ICHC Home Page
Bah.
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How do you type something so that you click on selected words & they take you to a link?
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trying again…
ICHC
Double-bah
One more time …
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ICHC
Yew did it! Hippy Hippy Hurray!
<a href=”http://linkee_address”>select words</a>
Fankies, nc66 — that’s exactly what I just tried the last time.
It’s slightly different than how you do it on another board I frequent.
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*doffs visor to nc66*
… and with that I’m going home. Have a good night!
NS has left teh building folk
**Thunderus applolsaus**
It’s funny, because those croutons probably aren’t even vegan.
haha, that was first thought when I saw this
Aim wit Rupert on dis won..
Neber trust dem sectz if dey not worshippin deh all maighty cheezburgers.
May ceiling cat be wichus.
Vegan meens frum planet Vega, rite? They no unnerstan whut “food” is there? Is not teh same as “lawn.”
(BTW Rupert has very pritty fase – teh shevrons are byootiful.)
I doubt those croutons are vegan.
I iz obgliate karnivore, i MUST haz cheezburger!
My cats are vegan. They’ve been eating Evolution Diet Pasta Kibble for years and doing very well on it. Perhaps Rupert should try it, too.
I’m vegan but I still thought this one was funny.
Bet the crouton doubters are right.
My cats are vegan. They’ve been eating Evolution Diet Gourmet Pasta Kibble for years and doing very well on it. Perhaps Rupert should try some.
Vegan or not, I still thought this was cute.
Bet the crouton doubters are correct in their assumption.
Um cat is carnivore – their job is eating meat.
Human is omnivore – take your pick what to eat ie: vegan if you want,
your cat’s going to be poorly
sorry! It didn’t seem to go in the first time so I did it again! Oh well. We each get to be a doofus once in a while!
lolcats only iz vegan when needz grass to poo, humans shud be vegan 4 life so more cheeseburgers for cats
AFTER RUNNING FROM THE COWS ON THE FARM, IZ DECIDED TO
BE A VEGAMATARIAN.
vegan is not a cult…you must be thinking of Christianity
lol sooo sad!
Vegan! The demons of basement cat said that they were scum!
Fluffy no typing!
Still onna muh fav’o'rites…. Poor Rupert… I feelz his payne!
Me too! Poor kitteh!