Stakable kittehs
Stakable kittehs conserv space
do u noz dat stack cats iz a palindrome?
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Double-decker Monorail Kitteh…
Or mebbe “He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother”…
or ‘MAAWWWWMMMM! he’s squishing meeezzzzzzz…’
ALERT ALERT! Plz to don yor CHRG stat, kthxbai!
Tu layt!
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***KERSHPLORT***
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer* *It b battree operated.* *Turnz it on adn deh darthj braynez iz sukked up, kleened *adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.* *A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz* *darthj is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand* *Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.* ♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥ *flyz owt agin*
*Runswifakwikness*
*Tryin to find da knittykitty Eva headbanz
Fanky yew! Hab a mertoonie!
*sweep up JD’s bwains an rinse dem wif beer*
*pakk dem caerfullee bak inta da hed an putz bak da hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep wif cyooooty spiderz onit*
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG in the loberly bloo color dey use at Matt horsespittol*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery couch and wrap inna softie blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit mausey*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fanky yew! Dat woz helpful, az BOM_MOMME’s battree de-splortifier missteded half der braynes, sew I’b now got dem awl back! But wayte! Did yu rinse dem in bitter ayl, mild ayl, stout oar lager? Dis cud be important. I doan wanna be a lager lout!
beer? woan dat gib himz hangover?
…(not taht i doan truzt ur hedsplort ripare skillz…)
Awways wanned ta be Siamese.
Weee aer siameeze iffen yu please….
101 spoted goggie ref
waytugo
Ladee ‘n Tramp??
Wee are Siameeze iffin you don’t pleeze!
Dere ar no finer cat dan ai em.
nao we lukkin ober our noo domicile…
iffin we liekz, we mebbe stai fer kwite a wile…
Dat runnded owt ub gas!!!
Otai, da waye ai count – ai use da finers an tows – iz a six waye tye. Yeah to Maus (who left fore lunch an ignoered mi – pleh) Carosue, Duffy, Annipuss, Nightshayd, an Abercat. Ai haz al sortz ob ades lemming, lyme, orinj (Nawt poysin) etc wif sortted pasties an shampayne.
Todae ai letz da fludderbyes due der happi dans.
Thx BOM, Ai’d lub sum lyme drink (berry refroshin!) and aer dere ennee chikkin pasties plz?
Teh flutterbyes dansin sho dat spring iz sprung!
Sorri, had tu run up tu da PC puter an doen haz WP on it sew noe cud answear.
Der ar bof sweet an sabory pastiez, sew enjoi.
twice teh snorgle power, tho
Snorgle Twin powerz…ACTIVATE! *zzzzzzz*
Nosogud for bottom kitteh, tho.
Sootabul fur smawl howziz
Ai wil taek free setz, plz.
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Kthxsplort
*sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankies so bery muchlee, annipuss. Wow — dat wuz teh kwik reskyoo!
I can not bes kwiks enuff too reskew yoo thhis tiem, NS. I is sorree!
*also i is happee too be bak afters a long tiem away*
Welkum bak, FCM!
Fankoo berry muchly, NS, unfurtun… infortun… wiv bad luk i can has too go away agen on munday, for anuvva tree munths. I can not has internet or cheezburgers wher i go eitha. Is berry hard works.
But now i danses caus i can has home! yay!!!1!!
Hooray for yoo and a few days to play . . . I dantzes with yoo teh dantz of joi:
caper caper, prantz prantz! Oh yes, it is teh pinkee toepad dantz!
*luks at pikshor and giggles, seeing liddel whyt pawsies*
Ai nawt furgit tu emeow yu bakk, NS! Ai gunna haz nap, tho… haz a hed-ack (pawsiblee, tu menny Eva-splorts?) But Seanya say Fank yu an hugs tu yu! {{{{{NS}}}}}
Oh — and I watched some videos today with my Momcat. Angel is sew byootimus! Wefink hur shud haz bebbehs wif mah Skimble (uvver den teh fakt dat dey iz boaf fixed
Mayk taht fyve an yuv gotta deel.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Wun has a binki, ovver has a cushun!
Berri conservashun minded! Smaller pakge sayme amownt uff kitteh!
stack-katz–small footprint, twyce teh foof.
littol pinkee noses! littol whyte paws!
SPLORRRTTT!
*heds awf fur lunsch wif braynes in eyes*
*sweep up GC’s bwaines an rinse dem wif gwape jooce*
*pak dem caerfullee into a bukkit to waitee furr GC to finish herz nommin
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*tappity tappity da futz* Mae bee she furgotted wear shez wuz goin” i meen — shez gotz no bwains!!
<in inquisitive zombee voyce*
braynes????!!!??!?
Dees ar nawt furr nommmin Zombie GC — Holdz steel wile I putz dem bak in!!
OOOCH – Nawt to bitez mii*
*Sitz on Zombiee GC*
*dumpoz da bwainies inwifakwickness*
*slams da hed bonez bak onna topz*
*tapity tapity to bee sure on tite*
*rap wif da ducky tape*
*Snap onna CHRG*
*Stepz bak kwicklee in case stillz a Zombie*
*sits up an puts paws ober eyes*
fankee Elsa_Mama! sowwy for teh nibblol!
my old chrg was weekened by tew much Eva-bebbeh!
*peeks thru paws at stackable kittehs*
squeeee!
Otay — nawt a Zombie???
Den kin finish up da recubbery …
*Raps GC inna softee blankiie wif cyooot, butt nawt tooo cyoot kittehs onit*
*leads herz to the recubbery couch and gibs her fizzy chocolit dwink and sum chocolit foggies wif nuts*
ohai Elsa mama how beez Matt today?
He feels ok, no more fever – but they are running a CT scan of his chest and abdomen – they don’t like what they found in the lesions on his arms. Not sure what arm lesions and a CT of chest and abdomen have in common — I was only able to talk to the nurse. I will ask the resident when I get there tonight …
Well – I called the resident now — they are worried that the skin lesions are infection and want to be sure that there are no similat lesions on any internal organs … Thye did not get anything from the culture, but did not get too much out so tomorrow they want to try to remove one of the lesions entirely an see if they can culture that …
Not good, but not bad yet either. Matt hates it when they poke, stab and cut him though (hmmm i wonder why?)
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fankie!! {{{{{{{{Two_Kittehs}}}}}}}
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{{{Elsa_Mama}}} x elebentee!
warm heelin thots tew Matt!
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go ‘way nasty pleh infexshuns!!
*snuggles unner blankiie*
schmoo and hedbonks tew yew EM!
Also dis wun needs splort alert…pinkee noses verrah hi on teh kyoot-meeter!!
An ob curse wii kin awl eemagine da pinky pinky pinky toe pads (times elebenty) dat arrr hidin udder does whitey footz!
TAPE down da CHRG berry titelee ….
So veery kyoot! Aye wantz tu snoggle dem!
Twice!
Nawt another-*SPLORT*
*sweep up ETP’s’s bwanies an rinse dem wiv holy waterz*
*pakk dem caerfullee bak inta ETP’s hed an ptz bak da hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep wif ebil skull an crossed bonez*
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG in bwak swirlee colorz
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy blankie an gib sum herz sum hawt choklit an a choklit debil*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankees EM!! I thawt I waz a goner!!!
Yeah…I know…
*SPLORT!*
*sweep up PootyTat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Tankyee…I feel awl beddur nao!
Such kyootness!! Habs eny one else donated to de Eva owning Plasticat donation drive?? If not gets theeself across to Evas blog wifakwikness! That be one determinedable kyoot kitteh… (Ooh dots!)
my boi Big A iz 13 yeerz old an luvs Legos too. so Plasticat iz liek my own boi!! dis iz graet cawze – i’z happy to help owt a liddle!
collect the whole set
trade them with yer friends
win valyooable prizes
impress yer co-werkers
call today … operaters standing by
“bat-are-eaze naut incluloled, voyd ware prohippeted…”
*writing tax checks* — Ohhhhhhh…..
*pant* *wheeze* *stagger* *feel faint*
*fans Elsa_Mama wif tax forms*
call elebentee nine! wee need sum firemans for Elsa_Mama!
Ohhh….. Huh????? Fyremenz????
*squints ayes leetol bit openz to look*
*opens ayes WIDE*
OH!!! YNODF (young nekkid off dooty firemens)!!! (kin nawt fite fire nekkid!!!)
Getz aye full … an *swwwoooon*
oh deer, poor elsa_mama *patpat*
*brings elsa_mama refreshing bevrijes an tasty an nootrishus fud, an a hansum yung CPA to help*
Kant figgur owt where won endz adn teh udder startz!!!!
Iz a double double — prolly alos duuble twubble wenz dey iz awake!!
Stakabl kittehs conserv heet tu.
kitteh floof=good innsolelolation
hmmmm…….. Lego kittehs?
yu see Legos eberywheeer!!!
burfday fairy very late today, but still wants to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Tempie and all the ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, an lurkurfrenz hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy hommaed burfday caeks, orinj caek wif lemmin glaze, iskreem, sparklyfrooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, and goodie bags filled wif favver-boas an super-cool sunglasses for yor dress-up plezure, mood rings, liddle maze puzzles wher yoo rolly-roll teh liddle ballz arownd an get them in teh holez, az for kandee i fink tehrs STILL a bunch ob those plastik eester eggs wif kandee in tehm hided arownd cheezland, an sparkly uniqe horn stikkers!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand for making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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(oh, an i still like getting sugjesshuns for burfday treets an goodies!)
Happeee birfdai ebereewun! (hoo hazza birfdai toodai enneehoo)
And a Very Merry Un-Birthday to everyone else!
**Red comes in, looking ragged, an flops awn teh cowch**
Work=Pleh.
I wanna go bak to bakayshun!
pore red *patpat*
*brings in teh tray ob refreshing bevrijes an tasty an nootrishus fud, an a hansum yung massaj therapist*
Oh fankyoo, lunarmommy!
I finkso eberyfing u brought iz jes wat teh dokter ordurd!
Aww….I have a poster with this picture. It’s sooo cute.
= )
It be Nekko Connekko! From Azu Manga Daioh! IRL! Kyu~
hehe this one is mine in my facebook quiz hahahahahahhahahaha