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1 ov dem iz nutz
ai hoapz leeza nawt ceeing dis!
Wun ob dem wants nuts adn iz nuts.
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But wat type ob nuts?
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Acorns
Brazil nuts
Chestnut
Dandy Lions
Eggplants
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Filbert nuts
Giant nuts
Hazelnuts
I. . .
Individually wrapped walnuts
Just some more peanuts
Kola nuts
Lychee nuts
Macadamia nuts
N….
Nother coconut (cause why not?)
Ogbono nut (don’t ask me, itz on Google)
Pistachio nuts (teh ones from New Mexico are still delishus adn nutrishus!)
Qwart or two of pecans from Mom’s trees in back yard
R…
Roof-nuts tu go wif teh wall-nuts?
*giglols an runs bak tu studeeing*
Roasted peanutz
Several cashews
Two scoops of pecan ai screem
Unroasted peanutz (too chewy 4 me, but squirlz like em)
Various mixed nutz inna can
Walnuts (I thought I’d never get to this line…)
Xtremely tasty pistachios again
Yet another coconut (runnin owt of ideas here)
Zesty-spiced cornnuts (yep, ideas ran owt, all rite)
OOpsy again! I just found out that unroasted peanutz are not, in fact, good for squirrlz. (Wikipedia.) So substitute UnKola nutz, or other U-neek nutz of your choice, for the Unroasted peanutz above. (Ai’m caretrollin my own post. Grumble mumble.)
Filberts
Ginormous Coconutz
Hazelnuts
I…
OOps! GMTA but ai was 2 slow!
But lukkit that!!!
Almoast just the sayme! Ai wuz temptid to say “Hoarse Chestnuts” But then went wif the Hazelnuts!
kom intew mai layr, lillol sqwirrl…
Doan’t eet teh rodints…
ur bak! haow wuz vaycayshun?
Grate, but wet! Ai had fun, eben tho it rayned a lot uv teh tiem.
beddur tahn teh sno, aifinkso!
Yiss, mutsh bedder – we had sno lass Eester!
If cweenmj had bin ther, yoo MITE hav had sno! Ai hurd she maed it sno in Des Moines az she drove throo!
Owr cween — she iz teh powurful!
Trust mii, if I had dat kind uv power, i wud making it NOT snow!!
LOL!!! See?? seee?? We menshun yur nayme – an yoo just APPEER!!!
Itz MAJICK
lol.
An’ dis iz diffrunt from anywhere in TTI how?
We can has berry diffrunt wevver in diffrunt parts uv TTI – dere can be sun sum parts an rayn uvvers an teh temprichoor can chaynj a lawt frum dai 2 dai.
I remememememember. (Remember you’re a womble… remember you’re a womble…)
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I libed in teh norfwest, in teh Pennines, where waz wet adn drizzly much ob teh thyme, but went to unibursity in whales, which as yu wud eggspekt from a whale, was under water mush ob teh thyme.
Lundun can haz dry fur weeks sumtiemz. Teh West uv teh country can haz wet fur munfs!
Yeah, but loony dun iz loony.
Ai rizembul dat rimark!
Forgive me, butt(!!) wut duz TTI stand for?
Teeny Tiny Ingerland (England). Itz owr affekshunit term fur teh United Kingdom.
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Nawt to be confuzzled wif VLC (Very Large Canadia).
kthx! Wunderd fur awyl nao…figgerd it wuz for teh England, butt(!!) nevr new waht it stoodz fur eggsaktlee…
‘teeny-tiny-ingerland’
thnx!
OR groom them. *stern look in PK’s direction*
PK who?????
Don’t start that again! I’ll yank those bunny ears rite off ur hed.
Which I guess I should do anyways, huh?
Izzn’t today Eester Toosday??
*sneaks up on LCB adn tips a can ob striped paint wib glitter ober her*
Prysmakitteh … she wuz tryin to “groom” a rodent in teh last fred.
O, don’t mind her, NS. She was being teh silly over on FB. Whereas I, of coarse, was being teh totally serious teh hole time.
See! ↓ She diddint noe!
O, I trust that scalawag Janet about as far as I can throw a… hey! Look! A skwerl!
Oh, ai dint see that! Ai’ll go luk! Mussta bin sumthing if LCB has to giv teh “stern” luks!
wutz rong wif groomin? I jest gib heem a leetol lik, lik, lik … oh a snarl … dat needz xtree tensions … tugg tugg pullzz… no no letol uy stay stillz *holds hemm down wif pawz* yea — jest groomin heem! dats eet!
I hear that teh BBQ sause is good for getting out teh tanglols.
No Nomming teh rowdents….Rowdents iz ur phriends!
frenznawtfudfrenznawtfudfrenznawtfud
12-step shark discobers iz hard tu step wib fins.
Luks lyk he needs some “grooming”
Awl skruffy adn kold. Needs tu be warmed up, nys adn slo.
I’ll go start da grill! Wii need tu git da BBQ sause frum PK!
*slow, sad hedshayk*
Don’t make me get all bureaucratic on ur a$$.
I wuld nawt eet a skwrill! Daddikat sez there kinda greesy! Pleh! Howebber i did awlmost wreck mine kar the other dai tu keep frum runnin obber wun!
Yay fur nawt hittin teh skwirrl — an yay fur nawt wreckin ur car … or urself in teh process uv nawt hittin teh skwirrl.
I wuz reliebed tu, for boff instances! Silli skwill wated til i gitted awlmost tu him biifor himz runed cross da road.
Mebbe dey wuz filmin anuthur car inshurins commershul?
Ifinkso yu kuld bii rite! Wuz kwite funni tu them I’m sure, specialli teh luk awn mine face. :O
Ai awlmost rek mai car last wekewekeweke nd wurnt enny skwirlz fur meilz.
frenz nawt fud
frens nawt fud
*sneeks up adn starts chanting quietly in AngelPlume’s eer*
fud nawt frenz
fud nawt frenz
fud nawt frenz
AAKK!!
*runs to NOM for shwimps*
*…tu stawp teh hongreez wiffowt gettin in trubbul*
sew. iz otay ta eet da crustyations? jest nawt da rodonts?
Aparentlee.
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Deyz nawt tu gud at makin kommints, so der komplaynts abowt bein nommd ar nebber herd. Teh skwrrls adn teh mauses adn teh pinnygigs adn eben teh rabid weezuls mayk a lawt ob noyz (adn eben has benefit konserts!). Adn ai must admit dey ar pritee kyoot adn frenly most ob teh tym. So itz best tu treet dem as frenz.
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Eben if dey du luk nomilishus. (oops – did ai say dat owt lowd?)
Leeza !!! leeza!! Iz that yoo??
Kitteh sez, “U iz cat fud?”
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Ob course, we noes dat rodentz is frendz – nawt fuds.
Ah, but izzit a rowdintz? I fink it iz essenchul we discober teh troof.
Ohai. I lurned sumfing dis weekend. If teh hebby wet sandybag wants where ur thum is…MOVE teh thum.
Yoo dint BORK it, did yoo???
Nawt borked. Jus swelled up and turned teh purplol
*skampurrs in*
*puts a small bag uv frozen peas on WRr’s thum*
*skampurrs owt*
Ohai, WRr!
U want I shud kiss it foar u?
Dat and other things mebbe.
Oh, you’ve been a nawty boy.
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Go to my room!
‘Oh, you’ve been a nawty boy.’
Nawt yet.
**sighs happilee**
I has missded yoo guies.
**grumblols abowt stoopy ho-tayle dat adbertized innernets, but it nawt werked**
Ai think yoo shud maybee chek it out wif an X ray! Ai dint think mai FINGER wuz borked, eether – fur moar than 3 weeks! An a doktor (free – just asked fur hiz opinion) sed it wuzn’t borked an nawt to weerree – teh swelling wud go down an awl will be well!
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But it wuz BADLEE boarked and nao ai hav to go to thereapee fur maybe munths – andit mite nawt EBBER be az it wuz! *sniff*
It nawt hurtz unless ai bangs it intu sumfing. Ai can uze it and haz full range uf moshun. Teh purdee nurse at teh red cross tent sed If teh swelling nawt goes down in teh week tu go see Dr handicat.
Ai had moshun too – at furst! These things can bee VERREE serious! An it dint hurst – after wehn it wuz furst borked – tehn it hurt laik . . .!!!! BAD!!!
But ai eben TAIPED wif it!!!
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Wudn’t hurt to maek shur! Ai will NEBBER NEBBER NEBBER maek this misteak again!
I once had to bite off my thumbnail to remove a blood blister. A dude slammed a school door on it. School doors r hevy!
owch.
It finally grew back after 2 months. I bit it off from the bottom. It is awl bettur now.
ow.
owch.
Why wuz yu playin wif hevy sandybagz? Yu nawt haz flooding did yu? I hopez nawt!
Ai think he lives bai the River LOL!!! As in West RiVER Rat!! wehre awl that fludding wuz – an IZ!!
NAwt mai flud. Ai wuz at teh parunts haws in Norf Dakotah. dem had fluds awl ober. Ai nawt haz tu wurk yesturdai so ai ballunteered fur a cupplol hours.
If wuz mai town needed teh halp ai would want sumwun tu cum. Onlee right ai halp sumwun whan ai can.
Folks, nawt long aftur I gotted to ho-tayle, I see skwirrl in parkin lot.
I finkso Leezaa be spyin awn me!
But she STILL dint tel us where yoo were!!
hmm… mebbe dere iz oshun vyuu?
Dint she say sumfin bowt a Ren-fayre kinda fing?
Anee trubbl gettin teh sordid weponree fru sekuritee?
Nawt wen u kno how to flirt wif teh gui at sekuritee.
Did yu go Norf, Souf, Eass, or Wess?
Yesh.
Did yu go tu da Taint Fair?
Hur nawt go norf. Hur wuz wanting teh warm. Aifinkso hur is awn teh Mousie’s boat in teh carry been.
I hadda go halp teh Navy guies free teh captin.
Gud.
If u kint tell us where u wuz, can u at leest tell us why u kint tell us where u wuz?
To protek teh innosent, an teh nawt-so-innosent.
Besydez, I mite wanna go bak dere agin.
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IFN dey let me bak in.
Jus nawt Uz leeza’s naem nex tiyme whan U registar. Tall dem U R teh LCB oar teh Annipuss…dem nawt noze NE beddur.
Butt, wut ifn dey has my pikshur wif a note sayin, ‘Nawt to be lettin dis womin pass”?
I may has to go in-cog-neato.
U jus haz tu wait fur teh YNNG awn teh frunt desk. den U can beguiles him aifinkso.
She’ll never tell.
Whut happens in Boise STAYS in Boise.
**wipes sweat awf brow**
WHEW!
*snerk*
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*tries to vizualeyez rshb goin to bacayshun in Boise*
*fallz ober laffin*
Whoooo hooooo!!! BOISE!!!
*fawllz ober laffin*
Boise bay-bee!
Woo-hoo!!!!!
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Hay, I did go to DesMoines wunse foar a bakayshun.
On purpose?
Hay cudda been Fargos
Yesh, awn porpoise.
Ackshulee, I flyed in2 DesMoines an spended my bakayshun in Story City an Ames.
U flyinged on a porpoise?? I din’t noing dey had deh wingz!!?!?!!! I thot dey only had deh flipperz.
Hay!!!
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Wutz so funny bowt Boise??
I needz tu noez.
Wii b going frew dere on ower way tu OryGone.
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Huzbin sez Oh Hai tu Janet!!
Wii b at henderson, Nebraska tunite. I just movinged mai marker on deh Cheezpeepz map. Now I haz tu go adn updating mai blog. b bak l8r.
U mai want tu stai der foar a cupplol dais. luks liek der is teh big blizzurd in teh Wyoming, Colorado & Idaho
Ohai, cween!
Deze inkwirin minz wanna kno ware I wented awn bakayshun an I nawt tellin dem. So, LCB finkso I wented to Boise. Why, I donut kno.
Teh manz are manz and teh sheepz are
..uh nebbur mind..
Wandurs awf tu teh NB.
oahi cween!!
hay, did yoo seeing NC66’s BIG ANNOWNSMINT? last thurz or frid, i finkso, on teh lol wher teh blak kitteh iz gonna get chaysd an pownsd by teh orinj kitteh.
No, i missinged it.
*runz tu luk*
Aw, how kewt!! I postifyinged it on deh Cryer wif deh pixor.
Oh happytail, I haz uh phaymus.
Moar pixorz here
“Kom n-tu mah parlur” sed teh kitteh tu teh skwurl.
an yous kin hab a nice lunch wif mee ..
kitteh iz triky lil one
lolz
mebbeh kittehs nda skwirrl traed playses?
ohai Plasticat! haow b yu?
Ai b fiin UK! Ai forgot meh fone charger…….. and toof payst……. nda meh passwords fur most ob meh siits………
hhhmm – funny yu wuld fergit teh toofpayste…habbin fun wif unklol? ai mite nawt hab tew werk awl weekweekweek…
wut!? Deed yoo get meh text abowt wen Ai gew hoem?
no, ai nawt geddit – wen yu send it?
come awn ober to teh nekst fred!
Oh nda momcat, bfour Ai furgit: dere b sum fing awn teh lego siit where when you buy sumfin awn May 3 oar 4, yoo git sum soart ob special deel Ai seed eet in gnus awn brickset iffin yoo want tew sea what it iz
am i the only one who sees the squirrel flipping off the cats?
I think it’s a trap
i cannat wate to “serve” u, skwrirl…
haha~~it’s very cute