Get off the table!
Get off the table! YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!!
i guess teh talk dint go sew well…
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An u’r nawt fud, kitteh!
Don’t mess with me lady
I has pointeh endz and know how to use demz
An Ai haz a can opner an Ai noe haow 2 yooze it…….
Juss sayin……
Fud iz foar tabuls, fud iz foar kittehs, derefoar kittehs aer foar tabuls. Kew Eee Dee.
Yay! for Anni and Jonnhy!
*hopskiphopjumphopskipdaaaaaaaaaaaaaans*
Conga Cats chew laycies on de top spot!
A spot of afturnoon tee – mebbeh?!?
wif darjeeling furst flush, kewkumber sammichies, scones wif rasbree jam an clottid creem?
Ohai Nennepus! Lawng thyme noe see! Hao yu bee? An may ai plz hav sum tee an scones (Nomnomnomnom) kthx.
Ohai AC!
of corse!
Shall I be mother?!?
*pours a cup of tee* Pleese tu help urselfs to de noms!
Ai’ve been on eester vacashuns in Paris – sillybraytin my GrandmotherKittehs 90th burfday!
Lovly and springy deer – spring has defintly sprung in Paris..
Yea nennepus’ grandmotherkitteh. onlee 90 daes young. iz wunderful. Hopee da birfdae waz feninominal.
it was verry nice – an she wus kwite happeh – until she gottid tired an grumpeh… at 90 u can du whatever u want on ur burfday – we’re just happeh she’s still heer!!! she’s in a retirement home an tells my aunt “your not my mother” when she fusses… and she tells us “I’ve got my own life!!” if we visit her before the fun afternoon activities are finnished
At 90 u can du anifing u want too anityme. Iz sumfing erned.
snickr!
Ur right of course!
ur not my mutha u fakah idioz
“AI DUZZENT HAZ TU MYNDYU!”
omg this is now my favorite lolcat… i lol’ed so hard i had a coughing fit
Diz make me think ov mi baby-sidder. Ooohhh, bad memoriezzz
haha
Ur not teh boss o’me!
I iz Ur boss tho
now go get me some gooshie fuds
Issues. I haz tehm.
Feed me – not nag me…
U kant tell mi what tu du
Heer BOM, haz a cheezburger frum NOM!, cauz yu gotz leftid beehined awn teh prebius fred.
Sawry bowt dat, k?
@@@@@ *itz 5 cheezburgers akshooalee*
Fank U, ai was beginnin to fink ai waz pund scum. 5 cheezbuglers sowndz gud.
{{{{{BOM_MOMME}}}}} Heerz a hugz tu goe wiv yur burgers!
I hatez it wen dat happinz. I dooze it awl da tyme.
Fankee tu use bof. Ai fellz bedder noew. Cum down da fred and haz sum friez/chipz wif BF an mii.
Sum pond scum be berry nootrishus… an mebbe delishus depending awn yur speeshees.
Ohai, PK — did u haz ur livestock test yet?
Awl dun!!! Waz nawt so bad… 50 multiplol choyse kweschuns. An uv corse kimkiwi’s studee gide halped!
Yay! *happitayl dansdansdans*
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Nao an eezee test tomorrow & ur dun?
Tu eezy wuns tumorro… an dun onlee fur tihs week. Tu big tests nekst week still. *sigh* Still, ebree test ai fink iz gunna be skerry enz up nawt being, so ai trai nawt tu wurry.
O hai, PK. Has anyone made a official announcification about teh new development, Eva-wise? If not, will u? kthxgottarunbai
Hm. Otay…
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OFFISHUL ANNOWNSMINT
(Ai waz gunna let UK oar Plasticat du tihs, but it seem tu be preddy opin sekret at tihs poynt enny hao)
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Az menny peeps gno, Plasticat be luving mai foster-kittin Eva berry much, an haz been dreeming uv having her tu hold an luv fureber. Him be tawking abowt selling hims LEGOs (!!!) tu get adopshun munnies, coz him so serius abowt this.
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An nao, fings be in prossess fur him an hims momcat Uniquekitty tu be adoptifying teh Eva-bebbeh! Her will be reddy tu leev heer when her iz nine weeks owld, so in teh sekkund haff uv Mai.
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Iz a spensive fing tu adoptify a gnu kitteh, tho, speshullee wif vet visit tu crossteh border, a bebbeh whu needs final vaksines an spaying.
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If ennywun haz a munnie oar tu, taht yu can donayte tu teh cauze uv bringing Eva an plasticat tugevver, plz tu be bisiting LCB’s website, her be wunnermus an iz kollekting donayshuns. Iz moar detayls there. Yu can clikking awn her bloo nayme, oar yu can clikking awn mine cauze ai haz a link tu it.
Oar yu can clikkee ryte heer!
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An when Eva adoptifai’s Plasticat, we can awl haz a GINORMUS partee fur bof uv tehm.
Woohoo fur LCB an UniqueKitteh an Plasticat an PrysmaKitteh – wivowt AWL ob hoom, Eva’s foreber hoem wud nawt be pawsibble!
An mai Seanya… an nawt tu furget awl teh cheezfrendz whu haz been endlisslee supportiv an encorijing an been sending teh lubs an gud enerjees!
Yu haz herd saying, “It taeks a billage tu raize a child”?
It taeks a communitee tu raize an orphling kittin!
Ob corse Seanya! Hao cud Ai fergit! An yes, mennee peeps will be halpin Eva’s jernee form burf to forebber hoam!
{{{p-k}}} ai seed awn teh blog….Eva hazza fer certain furrever hoam??!!!!! yay, yay, YAY!!!!!!
ai luff teh pic ware ur tikklin hurr pinkee toe pads skweeeeeeeee!
Paperwurks nawt dunned yet, but shud be no problims. Hoomayn Sosietee iz awl gud wif her being a Merikan kitteh, az lawng az awl teh rest uv teh appolkayshun iz gud. (An aifinkso it will be juss fine!) Her will haz awsum luving furebber hoam awl lined up an wayting befoar her eben reddy tu leev heer! *dansdansdans*
I finally watched some of the videos this morning. OMCC!!!
Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!
ai agree nightshayde! ebery tyme I watch teh video I squeee (an sometymes splort)
Yu see whai mai brayn be inna constint stayte uv splortidniss??? “Studee? Pffft, Eva be awayk!” “Sleep? But Eva wanna play!”
Mai braynes will nebber be teh saym agen!!!
Wyl yu lib in tihs haus, kitteh, yu foLOLow mai rools!
Cant yous see — Iz OUTSIDE — nawt inn ur stoopy haus!! I dooze wut i wnatz two outside!! *mutterz … an inside two, stoopy hoomin iz a CAT nawt a gog!….*
come owt here an grill meh a cheezburger!
STELLAAAAAAAAA
or This is SPARTAAAA
ai yawn in ur genrul dirrekshun!
Monty Python reference WIN!
Ya Annipuss an Johnnycat. A tye, dis callz fore a trippe to da tye bootiq for da bobbolhed hedjhoggz. Ai haz MickeyD sammiches, fries (or chips fore da TTI peeps) cherry pi and assorted drinkees. Ai alsew does da hokey-pokey
Put yur rite fut in-put ur rite fut owt; rite onna banananana peel
Ouch.
ai putz mai rite fut in, ai putz mai rite fut owt, ai putz a ice pak awn bom’s owie an den wi sit an eet friez awl abowt.
Fankee BF, Africat gibed mi 5 cheezburgers, wood liks one or free?
Mi huzby lubbed da pirate.
Iz a cat.
Wat maeks u fink Iz gonna do ennyfing to say?
ohai Romeow, You has a gnu abtaar
how is Ur gnu kitteh?
Hai t_k!
Ebery dai iz a joy wif our noo kitteh. He and TJ restle awl dai long.
I tried to taek my bunneh eers off and put a pikshur ov Mitts on mah gravatar. It luked pixel-ated, but I can’t seez it yet.
Oh mah gosh – dat’s mah St. Patricat’s gravatar.
Hao did dat get dere?
Heh – ai seez teh wite kitteh wif no decorayshuns. Pretty kitteh!
Nawti kittehs awlwayz taulin’ bak. No cheezburger fer yu!!
Hmmm, teh ladee luks a leedle beet laik Charlize Theron. Shee frum Souf Afreeka. Ai haz a prowd.
ai lyke hurr, shee bery gud aktress
Ohai BF! Hao yu iz?
Ohai {{{AC}}} ai r kinda otay butt mai jawbplaice iz skarin mee, tehy gonna cut r howers, nawt sure zactlee haow yet, mite goe tew 4 dai weekweekweek er mite wurk 3 weeeks an haz wun week awf per munff. eivver wai, nawt gud
ai hazza bad skared
{{bluesfan473}} beemin prayers & hopeful thots.
{{{bf}}} gud luuk wif awl dat! iz skeeree tyme foar menee peeps!
fank u awl! ai kno mannee cheezfrendz haz saim wurries an ai nawt meen tew bee a whine-bebbeh. ur gud wishez helpz a lot!
*hedbonk* yer nawt a whinee-bebbeh! iffin yer worried we want tew heer bout it and try tew cheer yew up!
{{{{{BF}}}}}
Shee iz bery gud–freeked mii out n Monster–skeery!
Dew nawt uze taht tone wif meh yung kitteh! U in sew mush trubble wen ur favver gits hoam!!
He’z nawt mai reel favver!!
But, he’z teh one dat gibs u ur gushi fuds.
Wel den, u mus wan tew leev. Dew u wan tew leev?? Ai wil hep u pak ur lil sootcaise rite naow!!
*tinee sulkee voyce* sorry mum
*mutterz* butt Iz steel gonna dew wut i wanz — I jest bee more keerfull….
mubblemuttermubble STN muttermubble
Sounz lik eberiones mum used da same fret. Anione use on der kidlets? Ai hatez when ai soundz lik mi parentz.
ai think ai said taht tew my neeces wunce…
You’ze adopted???
noe, butt taht wuz a flashbak tew manee teenaige fites wif mai ‘rents.
Adopted kitteh gilt-trips hiz mawm.
InDEEDily … Tink she will by intu it?
Best to hopez nawt!! Butt shee awl reedy in twubble — neber gud ideer ta getz inta da yellin match!!
step moms just don’t understand….
she kinda hawt tho…
my thoughts exactly. meeeOW.
I thought I was the only one who thought this for a little while.
Or maiB wii unnerstanz wwwaaayyyyyy 2 mush!
Hey…ai iz a stepmawm !!…
We unnerstanz plenty!
Yur nawt teh boss uf mii!!
Fabbuluz
iz just kidding about stepmoms! Was one myself at one time-like the kid but got sick of the dad!!
Wut ur pwoblem ladee!!! iz a stooopy pwastic outside table!!! Nexta a stoopy pwastic chare!! Iz the leest durty fink dats gonna bea onna dis taabull – mostly cuz IZ NAWT DURTY!!
*harumpfff – sum peepz*
Didz u wash ur paws affer teh catboks?
nose — butt neether did dat burdie i saw sittin heer — and heem aktually pooped rite awn dis heer taybull!!
hmmmm… mae bea dis nawt heem momma kat butt heem wif or heem gurlfrend and heem wuz caut sneekin in afta beein owt awl nite????
Mush be tyme fore mi nap, BC jess jumped onna lap an iz snuggoling. See u onnuther picshur.
TTFN
AarrrooooooooooooOOOOOOOwahaa!!!
I’m so glad my step-kid hasn’t pulled that line on me yet…
And he’s had plenty of reasons, plenty of chances, and more then enough attitude.
Scuse me, kitteh, but your “real” mom is the one who moms you – feeds you, loves you, takes care of you. May not be your biological mom, but I’m sure this is your “real” mom. Little ingrate. *sniff*
*boobie grab*
hoomins know hao t be cmfortabul
I iz sleepy *sleeps on her chest*
Coraline kitteh haz gone thru da magick door
She not have to listen to da Other Mother!
Haha this one really made me laugh. Poor humans, we do all for them and this is what we get XD
LOL….dis aer awsum!
This is funny. Thanks for sharing.
Oh my GOD, this is just like my cat! Every single day we have this conversation!!
lol that lolcat iz funniez XD
I read this five minutes ago and I still can’t stop chuckling.
Teh capshuns, dey r getting teh funnier these dayz.
Da funniest wun ebah!
This is just hilarious!
This is just hilarious!
lmaoooo i wants tu try’s dis on my REAL muvver!!
Hahahahahaha! Best!
That IS on FB too!
Anywho, Im her little sister!
This is my absolute favourite I guess!
It always make me smile, even though I’ve seen it a thousand times! xD
sunteti rai,maaaaaaai !…e bestiala imaginea…