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But bring me breakfast in bed!
Lessee… sum toona, an sum creem, and sum french fries, anna cheezburger wif no unyums… NOW GO!
creem you say????
Cheezburger Ice-creem!!! Daz hiz faborwit!!!
Herro ai doen fink we’ve met.
Puts out fluffy paw of frenship.
But y no unyums??? dey ish yummi.
Anna catnip maus. Right here. Between my front paws. Nao.
A catnip wun, nawt a real wun….
lef over ham wif hard boyled egs. It’s whut yew get teh dai affer Eestur.
Unless you took teh wife and teh outlaws to a restaurant fer Eeester dinner…
Wal, we gots plenti. Yew can hav sum cause usually we end up eetin em fer teh rest of eternaty. The boi likes kuluring em mor dan he likes eetin em.
Izzit tradishunul in teh Ew Ess to eat ham awn Easter Sunday? U is teh second person dat has menshunned ham tudai. Heer in TTI, teh rost lamb is moar tradishunul (but we had teh pasketti bloglolnays for no partiklar reason udder dan ai felt like it).
yup!
ham, and devilish eggs!
Purdee much, lamb nawt sew ez to getz inn moist ob the Ewe Ess. Lots easier to raise da piggies or Chcken/turkey. Still lot of peppol goes rural/farmz fore da holidyz. Alsew standing rib roast called Prime Rib.
Fang q for teh edumacayshun! Our culcheral diffrentses – let us eggsplore dem!
Ai wood lik dat, iz intrestin wat is same an wat iz diffrent.
Ai watches Gorden Ramsey an TTI usez alot of stuffs da we cornsider pleh, an versa vica. An nawt jess da zotick stuf.
Gordon Ramsay nawt necessarily representativ of TTI kwiseen!
Butt (he he) ai agree – peenut butter an jam (jelly to u) – eurgh. Pankakes an sossidj an maplol syrup – pleh to teh power ob elebenty!!!! Ai’m shoor we has menny fings dat teh rest ob teh whirld luks at an sez “why in CC’s name wud ennybuddy eat dat?”.
I not a big fan of pb and j either
I eatz pb&j cause iz easy tu maek. Mi huzby jess haets it when ai maek him lunch an puts da potatoe chipz inn wif da pb&j or pb&preserbes.
Yesh, lik marshmallows. Iz cornsidered berri inportent fore da hawt choklit, ai unnerstand TTI doesn haz marshmalloes jess da marshmalloe fluff.
We has teh marshmalloes! Butt we does nawt has peeps. But nermal marshmalloes, we has dem!
mmmm…
pancaeks and sossidge and syrup!!!!!
don’t nock it til u has tried it!
I prefer pnut budder and hunny to PB&J tho!
Mi huzby wood lub too trabel da whorld an eatz nawt old stuff. Hee will eatz anifing butt (snerk) sugar beetz. He sayz da beetz tast lik dirt.
Mii, ai has da happi for beef, tatoe and corm. Culd eatz free tyems a dae 7 daes a week week week.
he nawt uz teh weerd inngreedee-ents liek andrew zimmer awn teh beezarr fud sho!
*ahem* Littlol Kulchural Korrekshun!
So yummee. But yoo haz to maek tehm yurself, Yoo can bai them, ov corse, but they ar nawt neerlee so gud.
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We hav jam AND jellee – an marmalade, too! An teh various froot butters.
Jam haz peeces ov froot IN it (littlol peeeces) and jellee iz cleer – maed wif strained froot.
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Marmalade iz ov corse maed frum teh cirturs frrots.
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An teh butters!!!!
Oh – an ai ar a grate fan ov peenut budder an jam – oar jellee – oar applol oar plum budder.
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But Martoonie – yoo shud know. Do yoo hav teh sayme kind ov peenut budder in teh TTI az ars heer??
U didn’t menshun da preserbes. lubs da perserbes.
Ai has to admit, ai is nawt a grate authoritee awn peanut budder – becaws ai am ‘lergic to peanuts an it wud kill me stone ded. Butt ai finkso we has teh same peenut budder – smooth oar crunchee, comes inna jar? Made from peanuts?
Oh an owr jelly is ur jello. Jam is enny kind ob stikky sugary preserve made from froot. Can has bits in or no bits in. Marmylade is from teh citrus froots an has teh peel init.
Ai doen no iffn U haz a bersion of Iron Chef in TTI, it iz a group of chef’s hoo compete wif head chef’s frum cross da countri. Dey usz fings lik duck an sweetbreads (very zotick an pleh) an makz fings berri strang. Den ders jess da fack dat wii callz fings buy diffrent names. Chips fore u iz french fries for us, chips fore us is crisps fore u. Eben jam – jelly wif fruit pulp for us, clear flavored jelly for u.
We duz nawt ha Iron Chef, but we has lawts ob udder cookery programs an sum of dem is liek u say – rosted aardvark wiv kumquat puree an frikasay ob badgers tongues an teh like. Must has at leest wun ingrediment u has neber herd of, oar u gets frown awf teh show!
Hmmmm!!! neggst yeer ai’m coimiing to yur haus!!!
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We had pasketti wif tomatoe sauce (mai awn frum ar garden tomatoes) an meetbawls fur Kristmas, becuz no wun wanted moar Terkee! Too cloaze to ThanksGibbing!
yeppers — Ham awn Easter!
Moarning Mundane peeps! Just a kwik “hello” – an congrachoomalashuns to Maus an carosue – an ai must bee auf to mai fingur therapee!
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Shocking – waht mai fingurs ar saying! Hooo NOOO tehy had so much gilt!
Remember to tell dem to stay wif teh feelings, Janet! Is bery important for a full recubbery.
LOL! Is good to have da belly-laff on a mondai after long weekend!
Ah hopes da fingers can do da walkin of da elebintytwentee steps, is long walk fur da little guys.
Can da left hand sponsor da right hand when in doesnt noes watt it is doing?
fie onna gilt, go fer the SOLID gold, turn yer nose up at the “gold fill” as well.
An it bettur bii gushi.
Ai dew nawt lyke teh mundaze. Wantz evurii day tu bii CATurday, uv coarss.
an it’s pleh!
an sticki. Klings to teh fur and no amount uf lik lik lik can get it orf.
OR I shall taunt u a sekkund time!!
or taint yr faborite clothes.
or fart in your general direction…
ebreewun knos ur fadder smelt uv elderberris!
Oh yeah!? Well… yer muther wuz a hamster!
o, dis meens war! Fetchez la vache!!
What?
no one ever expects tehm to fetchez la vache….
Iz dat an Afrrekin or Europeean la vache?
A Joisey vache iz teh skariest.
Also purrvides teh bestest cream, rekwested at top of teh fred.
which is why BlueBell Ice Cream uses Jerseys exclusively.
nah, the charolais is just flat creepy, looks like a ghost coming outta da trees…..’till they charge ya, annder faster than one would think.
Yup, those Charolais can charge faster than Imelda Marcos in a shoe store!
Da Maus, Da Maus ai haz da problem. When ai doenloads a pictur tu mae mac desktop, i gets a .JPEG.jpg an ICHC doen lik sew wont let me update mii goggie abatar to mi profile. Does U knoe why???
Is home puter so no fyrewallz or nuffin.
Well… since you’re using a Mac, the first thing I would suggest is that you get a REAL computer…
Ai wish ai cud. Iz what mi stepfaver saez. Iz what eberione sez, sew da huzby getz da Mac. Ai hatz da Mac. wanna real puter, butt (snerk) da huzby sez no can ford.
*Wipes snarky grin from face*
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
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I don’t know from Macs, but there are plenty of Mac-ers around here (hint, hint, JCH4K). Maybe you could try re-naming the picture file without the “.JPEG” (from example.JPEG.jpg to example.jpg) and see what happens.
Ai haz tryed butt (snerk) noe can chang da file xtenshun.
Have you tried RTFM?
Orr maybe LOL? ROFL? WTF? UPS? AT&T?
Ai hatez tu ask, butt (snerk) what does RTFM meenz?
RTFM = Run Tu Fynd Maus!
Read That Fine Manual. Ob corse, lotsa tech peeps use a different “F” word…
U meens… teh not second wurd? GASP!
Problum iz mii huzby waz da mechanik before becumin a Fed. He noe needz noe stickin manual. Corse doesn use da stoopi puter eiver.
Otay guess ai’ll jess call mac halp. Payd nuff on support mite az well get da monies worf.
Oh BOM_MOMME! Au just LURVES mai Mac! An ai wuz fur menee yeers a PC purrson! Do NAWT lissen to Maus!! Well – do lissen a lawt – he haz lotz of usefull informashuns. But ai think teh Macs ar FAR superior to teh PCs. Yoo just haz to giv yurslef taim to get uzed to it.
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But there ar mennee things teh Mac can doo that I still can’t. Becuz ai ar teh biggest pewter dummee in teh whirrled – an ai still needz lawtz ov halp!
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ohai.
*d’Beaker tries awn teh geek hat.*
wut operating sistem does yew have?
awn my pyooter, wif the osx 10.5 (OMG it’z a leopard, get in da car), ai can right click awn teh file and click “get info”. That showez me all kindsa stuff, including the name and extension, available to change however ai wants.
mebbe that helps.
Fanks Phil! I think BOM figgered it owt: tehre’s another commint down the way a bit…
Ai has da leorperd alsew. Haz onlee had diz fing for 14 monfs an it haz spended mor tyme at da appol stoer den at mi hoem. they has already replaced da hole fing unced. Ai called appol help an he culdent figure it out, butt ( snerk) i did when talkin to hims. Ai had to command+I and den change da file extenshun an den drag da picture back too da desktop list dem it werked.
Iz major payne, butt ( snerk) ai haz too du much da same to change mi Abatar on WP.
ai haz teh mac tew, an ai LUBS it.. mebbe u kin send me teh fyle? ai han has a chang foar u..
Ai fank u berri berri much Pd’B for ur adbice. Iz nice tu haz peepol willin to shaer der noeledge wiff us sick letterates. Ai knoes what ai does next tyme. I sends u message onna profile .
yer welcum!!
ai has nawt had a mac for long, and ai has found that it has some nice aspects, but its greatly exagerated repyoutashun fer user-frendlihood, let me show you it.
Mai sister Judy (married to teh harummph Jan!) sez tehy USED to bee much moar user-frendlihood than they ar nao. But they hav awl bin uzing then fur so long that they ar kwite used to ebreething.
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They told mee, too, when they told me ai HAD to get wun – taht
it wuz supereezy! NAWT!!!
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But ai still think it haz moar an bedder feechurs tahn a PC.
Roll On Floor Laughing
Gud mornin Maus. Cynce u iz teh rezdent puter geenus round heer. Whut can u tell us bout dis confiker virus wakin up? N E recommendashuns?
(This is for Windoze) IF you have kept up on ALL ALL ALL (did I say ALL?) of your Windoze Updates patches, and ALL ALL ALL of the available virus signature updates for your anti-virus software, AND your anti-virus software is the most-recent version (not, say, from 2007), AND you don’t go to “questionable” web sites, AND you have spam filters for your email AND you have some sort of firewall software… then you’re probably OK. All others are at-risk.
but but but
I finkso this website is questionable sometimes!!
Yabbut I meanded nawty sites an stuff like taht. Silly skwirrl…
pft! I really do think I pix up a lot of cwap frum this site!
but but that doesn’t keep me away…
Seriously, folks. Along with Windoze and AV updates, I have a (non-Microsloth) firewall, spyware and adware software, and use ad-blocker add-ons for my browsers. Even if you’re on a corporate network, you NEED these things.
*Gets off his high horse*
I now return you to your regularly scheduled LOLz…
And if awl dat fails – ai has a pitchfork.
I has a security suite, (firewall, anti spam, etc) and Spybot and btw teh two I seem ok.. but I’m getting AdAware as soon as I get a chance to… been busy wif RLS lately!!
If you has Spybot, you don’t also need AdAware. But it can’t hurt either….
Sometimes AdAware will report Spybot as a problem program, and vice versa. I decided a while ago to stick with Spybot. BTW, with Spybot, do you use the “Innoculate” feature? If not, you really should.
hmmm no I don’t remember seeing that!
I’ll has to czech for that.
I use the free Spybot.. I do make sure to download the updates and run the check each week week weeeeek!
Oopsie: It’s called “Immunize”. On the main “S&D” screen, it’s an icon in the left-hand menu bar.
fanx, I’ll czech that out!!
halpful maus is halpful today!
Hmmm… eye will have tu ask mye teen age bois iffin de ever goe tu n e “qwesshunable web sites”…but eye am sure dey will sai noe.
Check your browser history. There should be 3+ weeks of sites in it. If there aren’t, someone is erasing the history. Which could indicate “guilty conscience”…
Fanks Maus. Wayte, duz dat meen dat huzband can c awl teh tyme eye spended heer?!? Oh noesz! How u dew dat reraseing ting?
Knotty tribble is knotty
How iz Uz todai?
mahhhm!! teh mundai iz tuchin meh!
S’ok kitteh, heer in TTI issa holly dai Mundai! Woohoo!
Phhhbbbttt. SOME of us haz to werk…
Yea Maus an Carosue. A tye for nawt sekkond. Ai has kawffe, orinj juice (not poisin) an assorted pasties. Or FluufyB had cake ealier, she mae still haz sum. Ai dues da haapitayl dans.
*dansdnasdans*
*turnspinkickspin*
Fallz ober giggolin.
Ai taek u to da tye bootiq. Dey habin a aftr Easter sayl on bonnets.
Finks abowt me inna bonnet. Finks abowt Maus inna bonnet. We will pass, I finkso. Purhaps teh chokolit…
*Models the bonnet*
Awwwww… it’s adorable. Does it make my butt look fat?
Itz so beeg we can’t see yer butt. The ruffle izza nice tuch, tho.
Im not shure puce is ur color tho….
*stands back, regardez le Maus*
Try this green one.
Sea Carusew, ai bee da fashun diba. Ai knoes what luks beautimous on da hansome cheezmens. An what luks gud nawt onna YNG.
Maus iz luking gud in his bonnet.
*Choozes one for meself. I like the wun wiv a pheasant feather (say taht several tiems fast) swoping down on the side.
U iz kwite stylin inna fevver bonnet.
Kitteh eez mads???
Arrgh! teh mundai…it burnz!1!
Ai’m in ur clean laundries, shedding mai floof.
Mundai?! Dew not want!
Sumthymes ai wundurr abowt teh kittehs sense ov smell. Dey lurv tu lie awn an burrow fru teh dirty washin an sumthymes dey lurv teh stinky sockses an fings! Ew!
Da Maus Da Maus, fankee bery much ai haz fixted mi abatar. Ai kin see it onna mi profile an here. Fankee for your adbice.
My job is done here…
*Hands BOM a silver bullet*
*Rides off into the sunset*
Hoo wus dat maskeded maus?
Yew iz mii hero.
Agh, Who waz dat maskd maus???
Hee hee! GMTA!
ohai Bom_Momme! I resonded tu u on da previous lol, sry I missed you over dere. I falled back to sleep, stoopy insomniaz has me taking catnaps when and where eber I can. Iz back hoem now wiff my kitteh…I don’t animol sit agin til Joon. I will tri to win da kitteh ober den, I gotted some grate advice.
Gud, ai has a glad – iz noe fun ammimmol sittin ifn da ammimmolz doan wanna plae. Sew, doez ur kitteh gib u extra lubs or does u getz da silent treetment lik mi huzby does when he getz back from TDY???
I get extra lubs from Dawg but only after she inspectifyes eberything dat I brought home and decides iffin Iz aseptable. Den she talks nonstop for hours tellin my bout her week while I waz goned. Talkin cat I haz one.
Prittee Gray Kitteh
fyndz purr~fekkt playss 2 keepz owtz
dreddedz Munday ‘Pleh!’z
Purr~fekkt playss amz nyss
andz kwyettz. Hewminz willz habz
hawrd tymez fyndeeng hurz
Prittee Gray Kitteh
habz flooffee bawtull~brush tayl
datz maydz 4 snuggleeng
Jack.
Yesh, yesh, yesh annovver winnin hy koo by JackD.
I am with the cat… mondays suck!
WorPress eated mah comments
LOL THT IS FUNNY NOTE: I HATE MONDAYS TO
Ahhh the Mondays… Yes kitty I agree