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OMCC!! Seven uv us – again! An nightshayde too!
1) Annipuss
2) Nightshayde
3) evethemulticatmom
4) Q
5) skwirrlgrrl
6) Bom_MOMME
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7) An me! JCH4K
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WP iz the strange today! It wudn’t let me taip at teh seven. Kept jumping down thred!
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So – NICE majikol seven again! Purrhaps just a trip to teh Ty Booteek wud be waht we need!
And Leeza haz apparentlee opened te PI stawl, az they hav fresh strawberre/rhubarb PI! Wif Vanillar Ai Scream!
Ai maded sum Wite Choklit Peanut Buddur Cheesecake Bars last nite — ai will put dem on dis tablol ober heer. Plz to halpin urselves.
NOM! fankyoo!
Oh mai gudness – these ar GUD!!!
Ar they eeze to maek??
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Hmmm tastes gud wif this cawfee, too! Teh PI Stawk haz reekee gud cawfee!
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An luk!!! this is waht ai wuz traiing fur today – and a JUST maed it! Frum teh Ty Booteek! Teh bobbloleded hedg hog! Iz that cyoot oar what??
It wuz teh nawt sekkund tiem ai tried to mayke cheesecake — an yesh, it wuz prittee eazee. Next tiem, aifink ai will use moar wite choklit (teh grocery stoar had none, so ai only had teh 4 oz ai already had at hoam), and prolly use regular budder in teh crust (ravver den unsalted).
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Teh moar ai bakes, teh moar ai iz convinced that unsalted budder iz sum sort of hoax. Ebbreefing tastes much beddur to meh wif salted budder ravver den unsalted buddur. Mebbe ai iz jus a salt-feend.
Awl ressippeez yoost 2 inclood a “Pinch uv Salt” 2 improob teh flavr. Naow we aer spozed 2 eet less salt – it duz maek fings tayst bedder tho!
LOL — if I’m eating cheesecake, the last thing I’m worried about is “healthy.”
Egg-salad poynt, taht!
*nibbul nibul awn teh cheezcaek*
*nibbul nibbul moar*
*nibbulnibbulnibbulnibbulnibbulnibbulnomnomnomnomNOMNOM*
*Putz on t-r-o-l-l mask*
Moistly dey callz fore unsalted caus da recepe haz da butter in it an amount ob salt can be nawt measurd inna budder. Sew callz for unsalted budder to maek sure da pastiez nawt too salti and nawt cook rite.
*Takes ovve mask*
Did U find a pikkolled eggiez?
Taht nawt a troll fing, waz teh infoz!
Lerning gud!!
Ai haz nawt rillee luuked fur a pickloled eggie yet. Still finkin uv pickloling a kuppul uv teh eggiez we gotted fur Eestur.
nod, nod. ai jus finish up lime flabur cheezcaik brang hoam frum Eeastur dinur. Wuz bawt kined fur lebenty $$$$ . wuz beddur dan wut ai maiked cuz haz da rele fatty kined cheez nd shugur.
i wunse made oatemeel cookiez wifowt salt (aksidentally forgetted it)
wuz teh pleh. wuz just blandly sweet, need teh salt to making teh sweet sweeter.
Alsew da salt is a pervertative sew iz important nawt to obber salt ore da pastiez becum rock hard.
salt iz a pervertative?!?!?
usually iz no such fing az misspelling on ICHC, but taht wun iz kind ob funnee!
duz it needs to going to teh Nawty Barn?
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espeshully if u is talking about pastiez!!
Owie!
ROFLPIMP pervertative!?
*runs owt tu bai moar salt fur Seanya’s supper*
Actually Ai spellded it dat way on poipuse. Alwaes calliz it perberiative – even befoer da lolspeek.
yoo had lolspeek before tehr wuz lolspeek!
{{{bon_momme}}} i hoep yoo duznt fink i wuz making fun ob yoo, i just finked taht wuz funny how yoo spelld presreb… presberb… um, wut yoo sed
Oh mai!!
{{{lunarmommy}}} ai woodn’t care iffn u was makin fun ob mi. Dis is da plaec where frenz kin maek fun iz laffin wiff us nawt at us. Da onlee reesun ai maeked shur eberione noes it waz on porouse iz caus ai iz proud ob da cretibity of da spelling. Waz jess shoein off. U iz da fren sew u kin tease wifowt problem.
{{{bon_momme}}} ok!! iz very creatib an very funny! i not
knowd yoo did it on purpose, just finked it wuz very funny
and culdnt rezist! yoo iz very clebber
Ai haz da measurin spoonz dat meesur “dash, pinch” an such. Gotted it as a gag gift butt (snerk) is berri handi.
Teh nize fawks at Da Vinci maeks teh Wyte Chonklit syrple. Evn gots it in sugr-free. Is gud fur teh cheezamacaeks.
Ohai, CookbooksRUs!
Thanks fur teh info. But – waht is Da Vinci??? If ai google that, don’t ai just get infor about Da Vinci???
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But ar yoo noo – oar just lurking?? An stopt bai becuz ov awl the cooking tawl??
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Do com bak sum taim sune! An bring moar infurmayshuns wif yoo, pleez!
An nomber ATE!!!! prysma-kitteh wif a commint within a commint!!!
LOL Yay! Mai nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund! *dansdansdans*
Colorful kittehs alwuz wash tehmselvz — an eech uther!!! Self-kleenin’ iz gud!
We needs a wite basket (an a wite kitteh).
remynz me uv wun uv mai fave “Get Fuzzy” comix! ai haz stuk up in wun uv mai laundry ruum cabinets.
..Bucky wants hiz blanky washed.
..Rob sez, “haz to wayt. u haz to separate teh whites an cullers.”
..Bucky sez, “separate teh whytes and cullers? whut r u, sum kind uv laundry raysist?”
Get Fuzzy iz teh most pwnful comic in da univers!!
Get Fuzzy iz gonna pwn u, and u, and u. and u to i gues if u want
Speke manc? wud be gud heer tu.
But kittehs r self cleening!
GMTA – ai waz gunna say taht!
Be shur to adjust the temp of the waddur!
a tiskit a taskit!
A kitteh in a baskit!
Squirrels inna casket, OH NOES!
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OH TEH HOOMANITY!!!
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um, u notiss teh name of the weapon is ‘Rodenator Pro’, rite Maus?
not ‘Skwirrl Pro’……
Dat luks moar liek a tree skwirrl in teh pikchoor – we haz dem in TTI, but nawt grownd skwirrlz.
Plz to not bomb teh rodints!
Cannawt nom tehm, cannawt bomb tehm… sheesh, yu nebber let us haz ENNY fun!
Can ai comb tehm? *hides ekstensiv aminlol grooming kwipmint behynd bakk*
Hay! That’s not a comb! That’s a pastry brush. *eyes prysma-kitteh wif a suspicious*
Uh… uh…. iz tu halp brush awf teh loose hairs aftur ai duz teh poodle-cut-clipping. Reellee! Iz awl!!!!
Mmm-hmmm. And whut about teh saucepan and whisk?
Um… um… umm… yu wud nawt want me tu washing tehm in cowld watters, wud yu? An teh whisk iz fur, fur, fur getting teh shampoos awl nyse n froffy!!!
Yeees, that does make sense. And teh rotisserie? THat is to ensure even drying, I suppose.
*nodnodnod wifakwikniss*
Eekzaklee! An yu nawt want tehm tu be cowld whyle drying, tehy cud catching a chill!!!!
Heerz da BBQ sause yu asked fur PK.
Um, fank yu… teh oyls in it be eggsalad fur teh shinee furs, yeshyeshyesh!
Yeshh ,yesh eggzactli wat I wuz thinkin yu used it fur.
I has a bad feeling about this….
Ummm, nawt bii feelin bad, da grill iz awn low so tu onli dry them gentle an nawt make them tuff.
Well, ok. I suppose ur story checks out. U is cleared to has a preliminary interview to determine ur loligability to obtain a permit formally request a application for a formal interview prior to ur confirmation hearing as a Rodint groomer. See my phlonquais to make a appointment.
Shuld I turn off da grill then?
Hm… what happin if ai groom rodints but nawt iz confirmd?
Ai finking ai cud be kinda hongree befoar teh end uv tihs prosess.
Ai meen, ai need a job tu get monnies tu bai teh noms at the stoar, ryte?
*Runz tu relite da grill* Umm yu bringz up beri gud poynt PK.
Don’t groom teh hamster if u can’t do teh time in teh, u, slamster.
okay, lunarmommy iz blarg i am ded agin frum teh lollingz
Duz we need to haz anuvver concert?
Do guinness piggehs nom pork scratchings?
Doan forget da drier sheet.
oh noes! teh statik kling wud be unbeeleafabull!
*bisualyzes teh dryur lint trap*
*faynt*
u shud see after ai washes teh goggies blankees… iz lyke a goggie hair batt.
i washed teh comfy knitted blankie my momma maed me taht my kittehs sleep on. teh door inside teh dryer luked liek it growed fur. (not much in teh lint trap though. ??? )
Taht way tehy wunt run togedder. . .
But running tugevver gud eksersize!
I’ll tayke thees!
*grabs baskits and runsawaiwifapanting*
Yoinks and Awai!
** THUD **
Yoinks…and awai….
** THUD **
Yoinks…
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and awai?
“Rawbin Hude Daffee” ref FTW!!
But,but,but…which load do teh kallikos go in ??
pffft. Yu ekspect teh kitteh royaltees tu go in same load wif enny uvver kitteh?
Ai wud fink teh kaliko wud go wif teh darks. If kulurs run, it wud become a tortie & dat wud be fien.
Du da c alicoaz sepritlee wif warm waddur nd gentul sykul. Du nawt ajitate.
A 8 wae tye – wat iz da record?
19 is the record.
Ai thot teh record wuz “I’m A Believer”, or “Purple People Eater”….
I think it was “Does Ur Chewing Gums Lose Its Flavor When Someone Eets Ur Cookie”
Yes ifinkso — cuz iffin u eet da cookie wif da gum, dem da gum tasteez likee da cookie!
Ai fink it iz 19!!!!!
ATE??? Hoo did eye miss??
PK gotted in a commint awn a commint in teh nawt sekund minnit!
Ai counted PK cause da tyme was 9:01 sew ai fawt was includabol.
Ai hav inclooded hur nao! Itz nawt sumthing we hav thot ov befoar.
Ai iz a norijunal/ Neet!
*grabs camra tu film Eva washing feets* brb
AHHHHHH !!!
U iz gonna mayke me pre-splort !!!
Stoopee batrees dyed. But ai gotted sum cyoot pikshurs an a lil short bideo uv her sleeping!
Ebree tiem ai turn awn camra, her goez awl still… ai turn off, an her duz stretch oar sumfing an ai haz a sad fur missing it.
aw, her dreeming nao, lil paw an wisker twitches *pressiz hands hard tu sides uv hed*
Da widdle wiskers, da pinkee pinkee toe pads, da widdle eers dat R naow stikking up, da teenee tinee tayle, da innosent widdle eyeses, da strypes, da belly, da floof – wii lubs yoo Eva!!!!!!!!elebenty!!!
*tugs awn third CHRG*
*runs up and pownses on DK*
DK!!!
how is u??
is that a noo abatart I sees??
keerfull der eeck — ifinkso ur bwainz arrrr stiillz recubberin fum beinf stolled by the lolrus!!
but kittehz is dry clean only
kitteh be SELF-KLEEN onlee!!!
Iz mi nawt sekkond nawt sekkond twice inna two daes.
Ai leed da sillibratshuns.
*Dansdansdans*
*kikspinkik*
*fallz ober wif laftr an smiolz*
Anione haz sumfing to drink?
Sowndz liek u haz had enuff awlreddee!
Neber nuff, aiz nawt drunkee ai iz unkordidnated. Yeah datz it. Dats mi storee an ai’m stickin too it.
Ai’m nawt unner teh afflooins uv inkerol, tho sum trimbul tink Ai peep!
Ai aer juss enjoyin a glass uf whine! -Juss wun glass – to Ai aer nawt sayin haow big it iz!
Turns on translator.
There is an old joke:
Are you drunk? No I only had tee martonnies.
Datz lik mii boi Matt — inna da horsepittol he luks wobbly and staggered a bit, I twied a steedy heem, butt hemm sed — “No I nawt stagggered — i jest did a side stepz!” I still laf at dat!! A side stepz… silleh boi!
Sorri hez bak inna horspiddal, butt (snerk) iz gud da himz keepded hiz sense of humor. De sez dat laffter iz gud fore da helf.
separates ur darks from ur lites.
ur doin it rite.
separates ur death from ur hospitilaizeshun.
ur doin it pretty good akshualli.
cawshun: be shur to wering armor wen lawndring yor kittehs.
I’ll have an one from Column A and one from Column B
Ohai, Annipuss! Wuz you trip 2 Lincoln teh funz?
Yiss fankQ tho teh wevver wuz nawt berry nies! Teh gud frenz dere maed up fur dat.
Iz Lincoln far norf of Lunnin? Or wuz wevver teh pleh in Lunnin, too? On Easter Sundai, teh husband, the wasband (my ex, our haus-mate), and I had dinner wiv the in-laws and went for teh mos’ marbellous wawk in teh woodz! Tiny wildflowers, a red fox, a red-tailed hawk, Kanadian geez, willohai trees wiv pail green budz, fishies in teh ribber, goggies running in teh meddow. My heart cracked open with joy and delight.
Ooooh, Q, taht sownd so berry byootimus!!!!! *clozis eyes tu bisualyze*
Lincoln haz `bowt 150 myles moar norfness dan Lunnun. Mai naybur sed teh wevver wuz pleh heer 2!
Plz sep-purr-rayt n-tu litez, darkz, deli-katz, kaliloz, and poyzinz.
Ai duzzint haz dat menny baskets.
We haz wun fur owr wites (two kittehs), wun fur owr creemz (two kittehs), wun fur teh poyzin (wun kitteh), and wun fur teh grey tuxie (wun kitteh). Ai suppose teh wites & teh creems kud go togevver if need be.
foar kittehz in wun load?
u gunna need a bigger washer!
Oooh – gud poynt … espeshlee since dey iz awl BIG boyz (well – Tyler is really more style than substance). Teh tuxie iz kwite the peteet gurl tho.
If yu get dem wet, tehy run, tho.
@@@@@!!!
*pondurs wevver Eva be deli-kat oar poyzin*
maybe… boff??
Noenoenoe Eba cud neber be da poyzin. She alwaez be da deli-kat, eben iffn she groes tu bee elebentee fousand poundz.
but but but… ifinkso she has caused some splortages… she is teh cyoot, but teh dangeruss, ifinkso!!
“Some”??
Eva be cozing teh epidemic uv splortages!!
Sum uv tehm just bai teh finking uv her, nawt eben teh pikshurs an bideos, eben!
PK — ai jus sended u an emayo. Ai iz goin to lunchee nao & will be bak in a liddul wile so no rush (nawt dat there wud be a rush ennywaiz … ).
Oboi! Ai lubs getting emaoys, eben if ai behind awn replais tu it!
*skampurs awf tu luk*
Deli-kat-nezz taekz praiyoritee obur kulur, afinkso. Sew Eva b deli-kat, regardlezz uv punteshul splort-kawzingz.
Dey be waitin for teh drier sheets, aifinkso – mah kittehs luuuuurve teh drier sheets an rub tehr fases on them an roll aroun liek tehy has teh ‘nip imbeddid in tehm.
Oar tehy plotting ekskayp attempt — hyoomin toss clothes awn top, nawt see kitteh, mebbeh kitteh can get owt! (if iz ‘partmint oar sumfing, taht iz.) Mai Loki haz traid. Sumhao, ai notissd teh ekstra wait!!
Wow iz a mazin U notissd d ekstra wait.
Iz bery impawtent tew keep ur poison an ur nawt poison seberated!
Aftur awl, teh orinj iz contayjus!
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(drat… batrees died befoar ai cud get bideo uv Eva washing pinkee toepads! nekst tiem!!)
*visooalizes Eva warshing pinkee toepads*
*holds on eggstraw tite to CHRG*
Does dis basket make mah butt look big?
*lying in wayt, wayting for sum “nebber put yor kitteh in teh washing masheen” trolz to show up. need more restroom kleening
victimsstaff**stands up tu akt az bait*
*sez lowdlee an cleerlee*
Mai Trick-kitteh comes tu londree ruum wif me!! Him frekwentlee jump intu teh washing masheen befoar ai gets teh londrees innit!
mai kumo-kitteh sniffded at teh open dore ob owr washing masheen!!
Our Oscar lubs to jump inna washing machine. Our Oliver lubed tu climb inna dryer, ai was alwaes habben tu doubel cheq tu maek sure he wazn’t bout too take da drier ride.
we just had to getting noo washing masheen. owr old wun, only 5 1/2 yrs old, wuz very noyzy on teh spin cickle (google “amana washing machine sounds like jet” an yoo’ll see wut i meen), repairman telled us wuld cost ober 400 munniez to fiks. so we shopped arownd an fownd noo frunt-loder for price taht we akshully felt comfortble paying!! (mostly tehy costs elebenty-hundred munniez, no kan afford, but mebbee prices on basik wuns hab been coming down) so now i haz fansee noo frunt-loder wif teh window in frunt, an Kumo finks is teh intrestingest fing in teh wurld to watch!! (i haz been habbing fun watching teh cloves go rowndy-rowndy too
) Shiro iz skared ob it, but him iz skared ob evreefing.
LOL Gnu kitteh-teebee channlol!!!
SSPPLLOORRTT
blargh, ai are ded frum Eva-bebbeh’s cyoot
Oh noes!!! Som1 call teh CCC!!!
ai haz a HYOOJ test tumorro at nine-firty — it be HAF mai Livestock grayde, so ai gots tu stop relaksing an get tu studyings nao (altho ai mebbe peek back at mommints, just tu keep brayn all fleksibul an stuffs
)
HAOEBER, ai haz just posted 4 pics uv Eva-bebbeh, inclooding teh splort-wun, an 4 bideos, in her blog!
WAIR PURRTEKSHUNS, fur teh luv uv CC!!!!! Pinkee toepads, teeny tung, a teeny stretch!!! Tehy cyootniss be ekstreem!!!
OMCC, she has growed so mutch sinse I last luuked at hur pikshurs. An dose eers! Dey iz stikin owt lyk reel kitteh eers now!
Oooohhhh, cyooot, cyooot cyoot! I lubz her little pinky toepadz!
Wayt til yu watch teh last bideo. LOL
*runs awf tu studee horsies an goats and sheeps an piggies (nawt pinneygigs)*
Ohai prysma, beink a gud keewee gurl, ai noes abowt teh lievstok, so heer is litlol studee gied to halp yew… (ooh, dots)
Iffin it sez Mooo – iz cao
Iffin it sez Baaaa – iz sheepie
Iffin it sez Kwak – iz dukkie
Iffin it sez Oink – iz piggeh
Iffin it sez Naaaay – iz horsey
Iffin it taests gud wib a blue cheez nd cranberrie sors – iz venison (oh deere)
We orlso haz a shwimp farm in nooziland butt (sniker) ai nots shure wot noyse tehy maek.
**Red comes draggin in, an flops awn cowch**
Ohai, guies. I’m bak hoam…..in dis CC-forsakin stayt…
**sighs sadlee**
{{{red}}} but now yoo haz sum gud memrieez, right?
Ohai, lunarmommy.
Yesh, I do has sum grate memreez.
{{Red}} Gud tu sii yu home safe and sound! Sorri yuz had tu kum bak tu dis wevverz! Where were yu, where were yu, where were yu?!? Huh, huh? Yu gonna tell us?
Sowwy, but my destinayshun must remayn a sekrit.
Yah, nawt 2 howers after I landed, my hed started hurtin. Pleh. Pleh-pleh-plehitty-pleh.
Did yu bring us enni fyremenz atleest?
Yah, I brought a hole noo batch of fyremenz.
Dey iz gettin settloled in teh NB.
Are yoo stil nawt gonna tell us wher yoo went??
my cat waits until there are clean warm clothes in the basket then she parks her little behind in the basket!
I finkso dey lern to do dat in kitteh-skool. Teh dark kittehs lay awn teh whyte cloze an teh lite kittehs lay awn teh dark cloze.
Dat’s why I nawt wore mutch blak wen I had Josie, who wuz mostlee-whyte.
I habs a tuxie; blak on the whyte and whyte on the darks!
Him be effishunt kitteh – two foar teh pryse of wun!
Oh yes! I weerz mine kitteh fur tu wurkz ebberidai!
teh oranje kitteh is teh twin uv mai oranje kitteh hoo lieks to sit in teh washur on teh cloze until ai turns awn teh watter. Also ai has to teech hims nawt to jump in drier. Warm drier is berry, berry danjerus.
that iz sekshun 14.3.a.111.3.elebenty.8 ob teh Kitteh Prime Direktib
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(THAT HAD NO REASON BEHIND IT)
well, iz gud to being happy eben if tehr iz no reezon!
Omg… *sniffle* Tat reminds me of Tiger, my kitteh Patches’ brother… Tiger went outside one day and never came bak… TT.TT
racism starts at home