i’z lookin pritty sharp today!
i’z lookin pritty sharp today!
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Insert poynted comment here.
oar poyntee enz!
hunndrids ob tehm!
Amy Rose hedgie bfoar big date!
(enny Sonik fans heer?)
Oh yeah! Sonic freak right here!
W00t w00t!! a 4 way ty!! I finso u needz tu tippee toe tu deh ty booteek and finding a goodee…. like mebbe a boblol hedded hedgehog.
We hav the boblol hedded hejhogs too!!!???
Ai luv teh hejhogs!!
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An Hai!!!! Wanna go teh teh ty booteek too, an stop at teh PI Stawl fur sum nice cawffee – an mebbe. . .sum lumming Pi???
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We lerned hao to joose teh lemmings awn teh previous pikchur!
Hai dere Janet!! Wii b west uv DezMoynez tunite. Adn haz deh majiklol wifi.
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happee dans!!! happee dans!!
West ov DezMoynez! Yoo ar awn yur way! An bak!!
Ai told ebreewun yoo wudn’t bee heer until tormorrow, so thiz is a happee Sir Prize indeed!
I just b passing frew here. I putted 2 moar peepz on deh map!!! wun b in Italy and wun in Alabama!!! And i putted SJz annownsmint on deh Cryer. Now Now I needs tu updating mai blog. I’ll b bak later wen I git dat dun. And haz sum dinner.
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Schmoooz tu awl mai cheezee peepz!! I haz missinged u awl so muchez deh last few daze!!
o hai cweenmj, schmoos bakk!! we haz mist u tuu!
U wented fru Dez Moans todae? Know wander wii had snoe.
DA CWEEN BROUGHT SNOE!!!!!!!!!
Badd cween.
:Smurk:
Ohh cween, iffin yu bringz snow, pleez stay awai frum Kentucky!
jd, jk2kitteh, Ambercat AND nightshayde!
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This iz teh SECOND taim today taht Ambercat wuz in teh Tawp Groop!!
Same wif Nightshayde. Sum peppolz iz onna muffin…biskit…roll! Yesh datz it onna roll.
Altho. . .being awn a muffin seems much funnier!!!
We must be butter …. cuz weez on sum sort uv bayked guds!
Fank yu! *offers hugs* I’z gots a happy naw. (Dis iz teh first thyme in der last three nawt sekkonds I’b got dat anywun corngratted me. I woz beginning to fink I mights hab becom inbizibul.)
Ai haz a sadd, eberione shud getz da actnowledged fore da whit an fastes fingrz.
Ai du da happidans fore ur free nawt sekkonds.
*dansdansdans*
*spinkickspinkick*
*Jazzpaws*
Iz xtra speciul caus ai hurted miself onna mornin pick when ai fallded doen.
Ai tak u to da PI stawl an gibs U beeg slic ob lemmin pi.
Fank yew foar dat wunnerful happidans! Dat iz sew wunnerful! Hab a gallun ob chokklit martoonie!
Oh jd!! that iz the terribul! Ai ar so sorree!
) But Ai will do a happee dans ov joi fur yoo too!
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An ai know itz way layte (did yoo get yur lemming pI?? An boblolhedded heghawg frum teh Ty Booteek??
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Dans dans dans dans
LEEEEEP (lol) swerl twerl swerl twerl
JAZZ HANDS!
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Moar coffee?? (decaf fur this taim ov nite!) – An purrhaps sum moar PI??
Fank yew! Yew adn BOM_MOMME aer sew wunnerful adn sew amazing az cheezfrends! *gibs hug*
Dey nawt needz to be insurted, porkewpine alreddy has dem.
Iz yu a hej agenst inflashunz?
Oar just hawging da meer?
Aim hogging teh hej!
az lawng az ur nawt a hegefund manijur!
ai needz a beeeg koam!
Wimmin go crayzee fur a sharp-dressed man.
Pinkee pinkee toepads!
Pinkee pinkee nose, tew!
Coz iz pinky, pinky adn teh spikes spikes spikes spikes.
jus liek a purty roes.
adn a pinky noze tew
Tehre is a reesun wy it wus teeny tiny hedjpigs taht promted teh invenshun ob the Chikkin Hed Rubbah Glub, an it happund rite heer:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/14/were-in-your-hand-being-tiny-popples/#comment-115898
Ai has put a linkee to anudder hedjpig LOL, and teh furst menshun ob CHRG. It’ll be heer inna weeeeekweeeekweeeek or tu! For teh imp asain amungst yu, serch for “popples”!
An heers anudder plaise to see hedjpigs:
http://www.sttiggywinkles.org.uk/
Nativca66 knows hao to doo it! But ai dont know waht hed did! He found AND put in teh link fur teh Gary . . .teh gayme inventor – awn teh 4th ov March, where mamarosa had her NS NS! Cynax!!! Gary Cynax. And sum . . .well – we dint notiss it wuz a speshul tribyoot pikchoor. . .twas awl a littlol embarrassing!
*Caper Prance Caper Prance Caper Prance*
Oh, LuvBJones – where AR yoo???????
Donut hurt urself, liddul hedjhawg!
*Tippee toez in bhind nightshayde
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BOO!!!
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did I skeer u??
Eeeeep!
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*luuks arownd nervusslee*
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No – u diddint skeer meh. Why u ask?
donuts? wer?? mmmmm guddonutz….
yesh! Warm, warm donets wif powdery shooger and strawberree jams insied…
(*inwardly: oh, if only they wren’t just internet donets…*)
(*oh, if only sugar were good for you…*)
(*oh, since sugar is bad for you it’s a good thing they aren’t real…*)
All fingz in modurayshun, aifinkso.
U kin keeping teh jam tho. No lieky froot goop in mah donuts. *shudder* Dat leevs moar fur u! 
b-b-b-but…u no liek jam?
eben mah liddlol seester whu no liek strabereez liekz tehm een jam
form…
Sharp az pin!
sharp azza tack!
Feeling kinda prickly tho, muss be Munday
Yerohpeein hedgehawgs is mush mush cuter den owr Murkin porkypines, wanna trade? We’ll give back yer starlings too.
Well – itz nawt teh sayme Annie Mule! And they are REELEE teh cyoot, yoo ar rite!
mebbe…but tehre is teh environ-mint to considdah…
(nd we iz just comparin applols tew orinjiz, tehy iz nawt eben rilated. Porkeez iz rodints liek gerbils n miec n beaverz, hedgehawgs iz insectivorez liek molez nd shrooz. sum siets haz grammir nahtzeez. i’z a biolology nahtzee. sry.)
I unnerstanz dat dey nawt relayted in enny wey cept dat dey are boffe prickly liddlol pudgers an ours is nawt as cute a prickly liddlol pudger as theirs
U iz teh smart, ChocolateSamus. Ai diddint fink dey wuz relayted — but nao ai haz moar informayshuns & datz awlwaiz a gud fing!
*claps floofee paws fur ChocolateSamus*
biolology nahtzee gitz aplawz? w00T!
ai NOO goin 2 geenyus skool wuz gud fer sumtin…
no, wait, i no lern dat een class, i lern et in buk awn mammilz
i haz at hoem. datz rite.
i iz tinkin too mush jel dis moarnin…
Hewp!! im new at dis and i really need hewp wif lolspeak im confuseed will somwon b nice and hewp me owt?
Ohai, Tink! Sorry – did not see you there as I had moved to the next lol. There is a lolspeak wiki, which will explain some of it — just click on where it says “Learn Lolspeak – teh furst language born of teh intertubes” above where the comments start. You should also check out cweenmj’s blog, “CheezTown Cryer.” If you click on cweenmj’s name, you’ll find the Cryer listed on the left-hand side of the page. Cweenmj has all kinds of really nifty information there — she is an excellent resource.
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Welkum to ICHC! Aifink u will liek it heer. Dere are menny niec pplz (& kittehs & goggies & pinnygigs & manatees & parrots & wolves & mice & other things I’m likely forgetting right now). Az long az u play nieclee wif uvvers, u will be teh fien! Oh — and if you choose to use standard English, that’s ok.
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*pours Tink a bevrij uv hur choozing*
*clinks glasses*
Cheez!
u iz dooin gud, jez keep atit!
jus so’s ya no, tho lolspeek iz stylin’, iz opshunal too. iffin u kint reed
owr lolspeek, um, sowry… but iffin u iz havin trubbil typin
in lolspeek, u kin lern frum eggspurt cweenmj liek iz said, or u kin forgoez
et, we will still reed!
Dis hedggie hog iz so creepy, yet soo kewt!!
i half agree wit u!
(omcc I LUV UR YOOZERNAEM!!! did u get it frum a zelda game called Twilight Princess? i has taht gaem…)
(if sew, Link hedgie iz off 2 Twilight, brb.)
Yes!!! Midna is teh auwsum!
Check out dis linkee: h t t p://zeldawiki.org/Midna
(TAke out teh spaces)
Y hims creepy? Cawz hims lookin at ya?
Hai!! Ai wuz just wishing today yoo wud bee heer – and there yoo AR!!!
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An ai saw Daphne Moss urlier! She hazn’t been heer much laytelly at AWL! And Callista an Kitkay!! Awlmoast laik Old Home Week!!!
Ohai Janet!!! Yes! I are heer!! Hehe I nawt heer as muches as I used too, though.
Cue rimshot.
And ai betz u feelz sharp, 2—cept ai wont feelz u!!1!
Hoppi Munderdai ebberwun! I gitted e-mayo from RHSB last nite an her says “Ohai” tu ebberywun!
Haz she told where she iz yet? Iz she hazzin a gud tiem?
Her said shii iz habing a great tyme, butt (hee, hee) still won’t disklose her lokation! I gots no idear wear shii iz.
Ai haz braking gnus abowt Eva!!!!
Az yu gno, we haz had sum diffkultees wif teh weening, altho her lubs teh gushifud miksed intu her bottlol uv milks.
Ai tawked tu a wunnerful staff peep at hoomayne sosietee tuday, an her gibed me a fing called “Royal Canin Babycat”. Iz teh teensiest cruncheefuds haz ebber seen in mai lyf!!
Ai bringed hoam, an let Eva sniff a few. Her waz innerested but confuzzled.
Ai dropped a cupple in her mouf, fur her tu get teh ideeya.
Tehn her started taking tehm frum me when ai offured tehm tu her.
Tehn ai gibbed her a lil pyle uv tehm, an her NOMMED!
Tehn ai gibbed her moar in a lil bitty dish… an her chewed awn teh edje uv teh dish insted.
Ohwell, cannawt ekspekt her tu mastur it instantlee!
When Seanya waz gibing her milks, him stopped her fur a sec, tu cartch bref an see if it waz blokked, an her refyoosed tu drink moar, her wented bakk tu teh teeny cruncheefuds!!!!!!
Ai haz such a hyooj prowd uv her!!!
Conga ratz too teh bebbeh Eva!!!
Ohhh Yay!!! Our little Eva iz growin up sooo fast!
Nawt Yay dat shii iz growing up, Yay fur her eeting da little bitty cruchifuds! I wish kittehz kuld stay little forebber.
Pleez tu chek mi lolz, ai maed one ob Eba Babbeh.
Yay!!!!! Ai lubs it!!!
*runs awf tu add tu Eva’s blog*
Fanks, iz eezi peezi when U haz gud material tu werk wif.
Did U sea da awt old abatar BlueFan maed fore mi. Iz mi Barney stylin for da spring. Ai lubs it an BlueFan foer makin it fur mii.
Ai sowree ai taek so long, BOM! Ai sawed it, ai did! Iz wunnermus! An BF be a mayzing peep!!!
{{{{{BOM}}}}}
Yay for Eva! Yay!
Awww Cute!
That is so cute, does anyone have one what are they like as pets. I no lol speak i’m old so I lococat speak.
Fuller!
I wans ohn! KTHXBAI
is too cute!
My little Lucy died this morning. She’d been acting sort of ‘off’ (hard to explain) for the last couple of weeks, but really only showed this weekend that she was ill. I got her in to the vet first thing this morning. Bottom line, Jeremy found a mass in her abdomen and, coupled with other symptoms and her history, the prognosis was very, very poor for recovery. Rather than have her last week or two of life filled with fear and strangers and surgery and pain, I held my little girl while she died in my arms. She was only 10.
On my profile page, Lucy is the black one in the centre of the top row, also the ‘one-eared’ cat in the second row. We found her as an (estimated) 8-week-old kitten, when we were out hiking. Someone had left her in the Wainfleet Bog Conservation Area, at the mercy of the coyotes and the rattlesnakes. Once we coaxed her out of the long grass and picked her up, she just refused to be put down again. She ate all our tuna sandwiches, and all the milk we cadged from some strangers out butterfly-counting, and spent the rest of the day sleeping in the picnic basket or on my lap. She hiked with us many times after that, wearing her hot-pink harness and long leash. She loved, she said, ‘Beein a wyold catt, an runnin in teh wuds, an den goin hoem foar dinnurs an sleepees.’
Lucy also loved ’shoulder-cuddles’, especially while I tried computing one-handed. When she was cold, I would ask her ‘Lucy want tu put a swettur on?’ and hold open the bottom of a sweater, and she would snuggle inside, purring like mad. Even today. She died purring, cuddled up in one of my thick wool sweaters, and that’s how I finally, reluctantly, left her after she’d crossed.
I’m putting off telling my sister that Lucy’s gone. Janet isn’t a pet-person, hasn’t been since she was a child. But when she came to visit last October, it only took Lucy three or four days to teach her that humans have laps so that cats have a nice place to sit. When Janet left, one of the last things she said was, ‘And look after my cat Lucy, remember!’ I tried, I really did. Janet will know that.
I miss my Lucy. Thank you all for listening.
Aww, I am very sorry to hear that, nicewitch. My thoughts and prayers go out to you and to Lucy, who I am sure is in a place where she’s not feeling bad. Playing with the others in the Princess Mu Meadow, I’m sure.
Oh, that is so sad! {{{{{{nicewitch}}}}}}
I’m so sorry for you, but I understand why you had to do what was best for Lucy. I’ve had to do something similar in the past, and I know it’s never easy to let our furry loved ones go, even when they’re suffering in this life. Bless you for being a kind and loving mom to her for all these years. I know she knew that, and loved you until the very end.
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I b sew sry tu heering dis. It iz nebber eezee tu saying gudbai tu deh furry babehz. Wii awl noez, adn i b shur ur sister noez tu, dat u didded deh bestest u kud and gavinged Lucy awl deh lubz and joiz she kud asking for.
Schmoooz.
Your Lucy was a very lucky cat to have found you when she was little, and to have spent so many good years with you. I am very sorry for your loss – it is never easy to say goodbye to our babies. She will be waiting for you in the meadow, to let her out of your heart to snuggle in your sweater, and cuddle on your shoulder. Be glad that you could spare her the fear and pain that were ahead. You were very unselfish and brave. {{{{{nicewitch, sister Janet, and fambly}}}} {{{{Lucy}}}
Oh nicewitch! Mai aies are leeking awl OBER mai keebord! Mai Barney luvs teh “shoulder cuddels, too – az did mai Mitzi!
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Yoo do know about teh Princess Mu Meadow, doo yoo nawt? Becuz Lucy nao lives in yur hart – an yoo can taek hur there, let hur out, an play wif yoo (an cuddel) awl yoo want! Ai am offen there, wif awl of mai hart kittehs an goggies – an ai am shur we will see Lucy there, too! Ai wud luv to meet hur an play wif hur, too! She sounds laik she wuz teh most charming kitteh eber!
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Am dont furget – Erik teh Nightwatchman will be there to comfort hur and he will cuddel hur an maek shur she knows she is saef!
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An nao ai reelee need a serious hankee!! {{{{{{{nicewitch}}}}}}} {{{{{Lucy}}}}}
Ai will reply to nicewitch furver down … but nao u haz me awl leeky-eyed, Janet. Teh NightWatchmen stories touch something in mah hart. {{{{JCH4K}}}}
oh, ai iz sew sawry!! {{{{{nicewitch}}}}}
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{{{{{{Lucy}}}}}}
All condolences to you, and thank you so much for telling the story of your life with Lucy. What a wonderful cat, and what a good life you had together. Bless you, and may comfort hold you until the time when you meet again.
*hugs nicewitch*
U gived Lucy teh bested life u could and she appreciated that.
Rest in peace, little Lucy. {{{nicewitch}}}
aim so sowwy tew here dat, aill prai fur yewr famleh
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ai haz a sad foar u, ai noe iz nawt eezee tew let goe.. ai had tew dew taht in janueree wif mai Lupa… tehy iz plaiin in teh medow naow, wif awl owr cheezpeepz kittehs (an goggies an hampsters an fishees an lizzurds and awl teh otters).
Mai aiis r leekee naow.. gud thots r awn dere wai tew u an Janet.
{{{{{nicewitch & Lucy}}}}} I’m so sorry.
{{{{{nicewitch & Lucy & their famblee}}}}}
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*wieps leeking eyes*
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*sniff*
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I am so sorry to hear about your loss, nicewitch. It is so hard to say goodbye to our furry loved ones, even when we know it’s the best thing for them. Your beautifully-written description shows that Lucy knew she was loved & treasured — and that you were a great kitteh-mommeh. The Cheezpeeps have so many heart-pets frolicking in the Princess Mu Meadow — I’m sure Lucy is being shown around right now by lots of them… and that the NightWatchman is making her feel warm & safe & welcome.
Ohh nicewitch, I’m *so* sorry to hear your very sad news! What a wonderful kittymama you’ve been for Lucy — rescuing her from certain doom in the wild, loving her as one of the family, and making her feel safe, warm and loved right up to her last moment. Please know that all of us “cheezfriends” send you our deepest sympathies, and our love.
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{{{{{ nicewitch }}}}} {{{{{ Lucy }}}}}
And please know that The Night Watchman, and all the kittehs on the Other Side of the Bridge, have all welcomed her and will look after her from now on.
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As you’ve told others — it takes great courage to love them, knowing we’ll one day lose them.
It takes enormous courage and love to set her free, warm and loved, when you know it’s time.
You gave her a life most cats can only envy, when otherwise she would have died in the wilds, unmourned and unmissed.
My thoughts are with you and your family and with Lucy, and my partner Seanya’s as well.
I think I’m going to go cuddle Eva now, as a reminder of life, so perhaps I can make the tears stop…
Thank you, everyone, for all your kind and loving support. I knew that sharing with you would help me – thank you all so very much for being here for me.
Lucy will be loving the Princess Mu Meadow – she can be ‘a wyold catt, runnin in teh meddoe grassis an teh sunnshiens’, with lots of shoulder-cuddles from the Night Watchman, and my Dad and Mum, and my friends Nicky and Tim. She may even share her sweater (she took that one with her) with some of the other heart-babies she’ll be playing with. I hope so.
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You have my prayers that her time at the bridge will be pleasant while she waits for you, and my prayers that she can come to you, in your dreams, and comfort you as you miss her.
I will remember her to the elements at Sahiam. Blessed be.
{{{BDM}}} Thank you
Oh, nicewitch, dis is so sad. Lucy wuz so forchunat to has been yur kitteh. She is waytin fur yu at teh brij, an playin wif teh otter kittehs an goggies hoo are dere. Bes uv awl, she no is sik enny moar an has no payn. Juss good stuffs — sunshien, warm breezies, an lots uv flours in teh meddow.
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Mai eies leek fur yu, tho. Iss so hard to let teh furry bebbehs go.
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{{{{{{{{{{{nicewitch}}}}}}}}}ai iz sew sawree fur yur lawss. iz berry hard when owr baybees hab to go ahead ob us to teh meddow. she be happytayl nao, an ai sew glad she purr. when ai had tew help mai rumpelteazer cross, ai wuz cryin sew hard, ai hoep she wuzn skared. I put her down on teh table before she passed an didn hold her cos ai thot she wuz alreaddy gown. ai sang tew her “yew ar mai sunshine..”an ai don fink ive ebber cried sew hard in mai life. she wif rumpel in teh meddow. mai hart cries wif yoo.
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I has a sad wiv yoo.Mai eyes is leeking a river.
Yoo were chosen by Lucy, cos she knew way bak tehn that yoo wud look after her and love her until the time came for her to say goodbye.
Yoo gave her teh very bestest life and did teh most loving thing any hoomin cud do.
Go well, Lucy. The Meadow is a wonderful place, and yoo will see yor loving Kitteh Mom agen one day.
I hold ur paw, nicewitch. mai arf cries wif u
I enjoyed you story about Lucy so much. And I so happy she found someone like you to give a good life and all the love she could want for.
I enjoyed you story about Lucy so much. And I so happy she found someone like you to give a good life and all the love she could want for.
Hi you don’t know me but I read you story about Lucy an it touched my heart. I’m glad she found someone like you to give her a good life and all that love. I’m so sorry for you’re loss, she sounded like such a sweetheart.
‘All I see is hedgehog perfection!’
O noez! Teh herpeez!!
they used to call me spiky before….thank god they saw this…
iz so coote.
He needz a shave.
SÜN!!!
Sün! Sün! Sün! Sün! Sün! Sün!
stephen colbert sez hedgehogs iz EVIL.