Ur call will be ignored in the order in which it waz receeved
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mr. veedl?
Yippee, Calicoa on yer NS!!! I dew a dans of nawn-ambivuluns for yew and kitteh!!
YOW !!! Supermakramee!
calicocoa , missy, nightshayde, skwirrlgrrl, Jenn, Bluesfan473 AND Ambercat!!!
Seven in awl. A Majik nombur!
Seven Dwarves?
Seven Swans?
Seven at wun blow?
Seven. . . Hoo can think ov moar makikol sevens???
ai cahn bee Grumpy dwarf pleez? iz tyme tew leev fer wurkz, bery grumpy maikin!
hi – ho, hi – ho …
(ai looked on youtube for teh tom waits version, but is nawt there
What Plannit hav ai bin living awn?? Ai dint know waht yoo ment bai teh Tom Waits vershun. . .so ai googled him. Hao cud ai hav mist a purrson hoo haz dun so
much????
.
Too bad hiz vershun izn’t there. But – hiz vershun ov . . .what???
O mai, ai lurve meh sum Tom Waits! Genius!!!!
Seven Brides for seven brothers
Seventh Son of a seventh son.
“seventh setting sun”?
Seven Horcruxes!
Seven Up
Seven Bride for Seven Brothers
Seven of Nine
Star Rec Ref, FTW!
Seven wunders of cheezwurld
Seven dedlee sinz (eep!)
Seben awn da dice in Veegas
Dere iz lots uv sevens in William Horwood’s Duncton Chronicles… seven systems, Seven Barrows, seven stones. Oddly enuff, onlee six books.
7-Eleven – mmmm sluurrrrpeeee
7-Eleven… err.. brane freeze!!!
I neber get doze.
Eever ai iz alwayz slurpeeng in cowld weathur,
oar ai iz uh scaredycrow and haz noe bwane.
trai 7 up insted.
Nativeca66 — I LUBS da CHRG on ur abbytar!! So cyoot — I best puts on mii ownz CHRG ….
Seven cullers in teh rainbowz…
7 Harry Pottur bks!
7 Wunners of the Worlold!
The Magnifeesent Seven – Steve McQueen, a real man’s man.
Oops – Ment tew linkify dat – Magnifeesent Seven
Nd it wz based on Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai.
Toshiro Mifune RULES!
ND AK’s Hidden Fortress was an inspiration for Star Wars. Whut was teh first wun mayded, but is now labeled IV: A new Hope
Seven Snaylez Slyding slowloly see-word?
ore dis won,
sevven slymy sluggs’ sleepy-snorry sawnds
Seben classikal hebenlee bodies, bisibul tu teh nekkid ai bai anshunt astronomerz. Dey ar teh sun, moon, Merkeree, Benus, Marz, Joopiter, adn Saturn.
Awlso seben lebels ob hebbin? Lyk “ahm in sebenth hebbin”?
How menny lebels ob Hell in de inferno?
dat shulda been Dante’s ‘Inferno’.
Also Seben seas,
Seben major stars visible to nekkid eye in Pleiades,
Seben books (last time I looked) inna Dune trilogee
I has herd dat der ar 666 lebels ob teh abyss, but ai don kno if dat is frum Dante or juss a tayk awn teh nummer ob teh beest.
iz teh furreh speshul dans, missy! big fankiez frum awl teh NS brayderz.
teck suppert kitteh
Plz to hang up nao & saev meh teh effort.
LOLZ nightshayde!
stn
LOL!
on noes!
we is starting a GMTA fing, ifinkso!!
*gigglol* Ai keep finkin uv u ebree tiem ai seez a skwirrl. It alwaiz gibz meh a happee.
me tew! we has blak and grey skwirrls froliking on teh grounds at werk…
but but but.. I is teh blonde!!
We can haz sum lite brown skwirrls heer. Probablee yoo belawng to those!
Mii co-wurker haz 2 white squirrels in hur bakyard,a momma nd babee skwirrel. Shee feedz dem da p-nuttz so tehy liek hur.
Teh wild skwirrls kud be blonde if we bleeched dem. Nawt dat we wud du such a fing — but itz theoretiklee pawsibul.
Oar putz da lemming jooce on dem and lets da sun do da bleechin!!
Who will be skweezing de lemmings???
Purr hapz dem weel gib us da jooce voluntarilee…?
Well — awl u hasta do iz get WUN to jooce voluntarilee — teh uvvers will follow teh leeder.
x-o-lent!!! awsum adn win, nightshayde!
LOLZ!
ai is in teh You’re Up right now, and the skwirrels here are teh cool. ai’ll look for apicshur. bright red wif teh pointy ear-tufts. you betcha.
They are reelee the cyoot!!! Yesh! Aifinkso!
ohai leeza! whut meenz stn?
it means, ‘So there, nyah!’
hahaha!!! fankeez!
Boi, leab for free minutes to answer a berri important emayo and der iz 17 commitz. Fastee fingers, claws an ovver pointy endz.
Ai know – they were the FAST today!
The phone ringing interrupts my naps… STOP CALLING!
Oar i puts dees pointed endz inna you buttz! see dem — I bee flexin mii fut sew you s kin sea dem
butt u shud prolly jus giv up an hang up teh fone rite naow
Yur cawl is unimportunt to us – UNLYK MAI FUDS!!
“Yore call iz berry important. To sumwun. Nawt shure if dat sumwun iz born yet, but wen they aer, adn wen dey’re old enuff to call yu back, we shall enshure dat dey do so promptly. Hab a nice…. well…. ok, horrible day.”
Mah kittehz kud be ganefullee employed doin dis? To hoom shud ai send a rezoomay?
Switchboard Kittehs: Our motto- “We can’t be ant wurse dan de servise u alreddy haz”
Um, “ant” = any
… an weez smarter den menny uv teh hyoomins dat iz paid to do dis.
smarter den dose ants tew
… an purrrhaps teh uncles, too.
Welcom tew lolgeek’s 24-hour halp line. If u haz been waiting LESS than 24 hours, plz to remain awn teh lien.
*snerk*
*fawls awf chair*
I’m puttin’ dat in teh minyun manifesto.
Abbytar win!!! i lubs ur CHRG — ebbery thymes i seez it it makes me LOL!!!
I awl ways putted mine awn wif the fingee goin frint ta bak — i likes it sidee waze!
Fanky Elsa_Mama.
Ai tried tew put it awn wif the fingeez goin frunt tew bak, but it jes luked like ai wuz sportin’ uh faux hawk.
Pleez tu cawl again layter, after i has left.
unless yew is delibering cheezburgers and/or gushifud!
An eben dem — nawt eeny reesum to CALL — jest bwing dem!
Havin lurnt shi iz beeyin daonsaizd, sekriteree kitteh kud kayr less abowt taykin yr messij.
Daonsaizing; iz dat annovver name for Dee-Eye-Eee-Tee?
noppers — iz udder name fur “now I hafta trow ringz at mii kitteh and hopes hee nawt keel mii wiles i sleepz!”
???? Ai wud laik to be daonsaized, ai think!!
“Daonsizin” b yoofem….u-fum….yoofah….
“Daonsizing” b naisur sowndin wurd fr peepz an kittehz gettin layd awf, fairyurd, wut haz u. Teh kumpanee iz sed tu b “daonsizing” – bekumin smawlur an m-ployin fyoowur peepulz sew dey kan b moar kumpetitiv, looz less muneez, giv teh baws unuddur bonus…
lol! kitteh has teh mundaze, aifinkso!
Duzzint we awl, gammacat? Duzzint we awl?
…
*needs a nap*
yess nap wuld bii gud. howebber, i did sit here an almost doze off for a few minutes while ago. I feelz much better.
sigh, ai sit tew close tew teh boss kat tew nap!
ur cawl iz nawt relevent tew mai intrest, goodbai.
kitteh bery talented, layin on slantid desk, aifinkso! woo caers bout da callz!
heem haz a belcrow belleh!
“belcrow belleh” LOLZ!
Mondayz =Pleh!
estremely
speshalleh wehn nawt rownd Kat
sowwy ai eaz mishing hur
*tries to comfort Wolfie*
Wen will she be bak?
ai know just hao yoo feel! Itz much moar fun wehn teh wun yoo laik teh best iz awso heer!
Thank u so much fer front paje
I is flattered!
Concatshoelaces, DR!!! Dis be a funneh wun.
U deserb da front page. iz berri funneh an tymeli. Ai jess spended tyme on da appol halp line – sew ai haz been igsnored buy xpertz.
yayyy dr! iz a *furreh* funneh lol! conga rats fur teh frunt payj!
*
(reemyndid mii ob teh lily tomlin az teh snarky fone oprator, talkin two gore vidal: “mr. veedl?” adn “iz this teh parti two witch ai am speeking?”)
Conga ratz!!
way to go!! ai has an impressed. you has a congrashulashons.
con can shoe laces DR!!!
is a verra funneh LOL. in yer honor, ai will do teh Mondaze dans!
*puts owt hands lyke zombee kitteh*
*lurch lurch lurch*
cawfeeee!!!!!
*lurch lurch lurch*
Awwww D.R.!!! Awl thoz splort saives were werth it! Lukkit yoo nao!!! Rite there awn teh frunt paige!!!
We can haz a beeg giunt prowd!!! {{{{{{D.R.}}}}}}}
conga ratz D.R.!
T’ankey
Pye is working hard here at work again tonght. I have posted a new pic of him.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=4224137
You did him good D.R. Now he’s also going to be in ICHC’s new book – I assume it was your caption that was chosen?
Please use your talent on his new pic, too.
Yoor call iz nawt…. wait- I won guhifud??!!
otay dem — Heerz, I weel transfur you to mii ass iss tant who will gib you awl da info to shipz mee dat gushipwize!
ooo, i wood nevar kal dat coopanie!!! lol
http://www.tengaged.com/user/itspipez/thanks tank yoo fer cleecking!!
ooo, i wood nevar kal dat coopanie!!!
http://www.tengaged.com/user/itspipez/thanks tank yoo fer cleeking lol
Okah, I treets yu speshul. I moobs yu to front of lien an ignores yu rite now.
*zzzzzzzz*
I iz ofishully in lubz wif teh entity whut capshuned dis kitteh, he/she/it rited teh werd “in” teh korrekt number ob tiemz FTW. I noe, is straynj to be a grammar freek and also to enjoyz riting teh cheezspeek. My contradikshuns, let me show you them. Lub to yoo awl, cheezpeeps!
dg
Hee hee — ai iz akshullee a proofreeder, and grammar freek. Ai noez wut u meenz!
in der regoolar employment ov the LOLSPEEK sum rools are nawt importunt, lyk spellink. But sum rools are invio… unviola… rarely borked, we takes sum libertees wif syntacks but we takes purty good care ob owr grammer (green shoes or nawt).
ona diferant note – here’s a vid of baybee otters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC7paOlO468
please tew wear CHRGs an HGGs!
ooooooo…. teh sweet bebbehz! Wif de tweet-tweet-tweets! Fanx, gammacat!
*titens CHRG and goes bak for an otter look*
S.A. kitteh is gettin pointy fings reddy cuz sumbuddy scratched teh backups.
I got a real big chuckle out of this picture. More so than most.
thanks for the laugh.
Tech support kitteh is bored wid Ur stoopidity
Halp! Ai kant fine da ennee kee!
Do you want to delete all or select? – A/S ………..A
Do want to make a backup copy ? – Y/N …………N
Are yew sure you wanna delete all? – Y/N ………….Y
ALL FILES DELETED.
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Kay I dint see de ANY key so I spelt it owt…. Oh…Crap.
Sir, plz try restarting ur…
..plz try restarting…
…try restarting tihs kitteh.
kthxbai