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Ai fink it iz mai butt warmer
And teh winnah iz ~ ANNIPUSS!
Followed closelee bay Maus, carosue, an booklion!
An AI cucca bin a contnedah if awnlee mai tee water hadn’t boiled at just teh rong moment!
A nice 4-way makrame az ai see it!
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Tee, enewun? Wif sum nice multigrayne toast an sum yogurt wif grated applols innit??
Thx JCH4K Ai juss got hoem in tiem fur dis lol – hazn’t had tiem fur a cup uv tee yet!
Glad to hav yoo bak!! {{{{{{annipuss}}}} Peepl awn teh urlier thred were wundering wehn yoo were coming bak!
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Budder an jam awn yur toast? Wun lump oar too? Sum lemming jooz, perhaps?
Walcome bakk, anni!!! Yu waz misst!!! {{{{{annipuss}}}}}
Yu had a gud weekend?
Thx fur teh walkum-bakk. Ai had a gud tiem tho teh wevver cud hab bean bedder! It rayned!!!!
{{PK}}{{Cheezfrenz}}
Ai haza Happitayle. Ai gotz a lol on Eba site an da boiz has founded a commomm grownd. Al free wil sit next to each ovver kwietly an wach da birdez an bunnehs ( And wii gotz lots of bunnehs ) dey alsew scratch onna windoez tryin two getz out two chase eberifing.
Aww! I haz a happitayle for you and your kittehs! Yea fur eberybuddy gedding along! Iffin I hadz any rivum at allz I wud do a happidanse for you, but I’ll spare you teh sufferingz and sitz here quietly bein happi!
Tee wif Annipuss, Maus, Booklion an JanetCH4K wud be a nice wai to begin teh day. Over heer, I has to go get blood test before I can has tee or noms. So hao great to have virtual tee here wif frens!
Ai dun noe where u libs, butt (snerk) dey ar tuff. U hassa get da blood testz fore to hab tee or noms. Ai hates too fink of what dey mak u do for kawffee.
*pore pore pore gluggl*
There yoo ar! Nice an hawt tee! Did yoo want sum ov this nice toast, too???
NO preservatifs wahtmsomebber!
Ai fink a sellibratoree trip tu teh tybooteek (? wat et’s called, rite?) iz in awrdur!
der her is… we wus wonnerink wer u wus… {{{{annipuss}}}}
congarats
An yu haz a matchin wan fur a furriend!
None shall pass!
Oar at leest – None shall type!
None shall password?
iffn ai meh nawt pass words… meh ai pass dots?
*wisprs* ai will pass u cookehs iffn ai meh pass da dots…
Just don’t pass any “jelly beans”…
Just teh likrish wuns??? Oar ene flavour?
I left yew a corner
Iz my sitz baff!
‘member wen I wuz ur favrite laptop?
iz tru the wrecktangle wun is nawt gud at snorgling.
Gud kwestjun. Ai fink teh reesun iz dat et iz nawt sawft adn cumfee…. wel, fur mii.
eez lyke dem fancy kars wif dem seat warmerz! so ganstuhr of de kitty
Same wiff teh cable box an yur be-hind in teh bed.
Or the router.
If U needz tu uze dis U jus haz tu put teh gushifuds in mai dish.
…. Adn skratchee mii behin teh eer.
Ifinkso this makes ur butt luk big, kitteh.
Hey Leeza! Go to CuteOverload: there’s a great pic of you there!
OMCC
If only I cud get that kinda serviss!
That iz teh CYOOT! But. . .ov corse – luk where it iz! Nao – if awnlee we cud get Teho to com bak! Ene ideas???
Why U hurt kitteh’s feelings? Herz is not fat, just floofy
but but but…. butt!!
Ohai,Leeza.
A kid at my church hadda T-shirt on a cuppla weeks ago.
Sed “Skwirrls…nature’s speed bumps.”
I admonished him harshly.
{{{{eeck}}}}
how iz Uz Leeza?
gud, how is u??
u can has spring yet?
Heembutt luks like it bea melting frum da warm — like budda
oH hAI mai Cheezee peepz!!
Since Weird pretzel haz gotten eben weirder bowt linkagez, I haz updated deh info on postifying uv linkeez on deh Cryer. It b here:
linkee posting
Um… MJ? That link doesn’t work for me. It’s blue and underlined if you hover-over, but clicking on it does nothing. Firefox 3.0.8 on WinXP.
Hover-over???
Iz that a teknikul term? LOL!! Itz nice to hav werds fur things.
iz teh hover-over related tu teh hangovur?
Sumthing iz rong! Ai traid kliking awn it. . .an nuthing happened.
Oh, noez!!! I try agin.
*reedz own instrukshunz*
linkee agin
*Crossez finnerz*
YAY!! it werkt!!
Eben wen u noez wut tu du, u still haz tu duing it egg zactly rite.
I wunderz wut i did rong? *sigh*
It werx grate Muh Cween! And the linkee instrukshuns are easy and strateforward. But (heh?) um, er, uh … inna instrukshuns yew refers repeetedly to sumfin dat gives me a morbid curiosity? Wut is dis Enima game about? NAWT that I wanna play – I doan ebben wanna watch! but do wanna know moar, strikkly akedemik yew unnerstand.
DAt taeks me 2 teh town cryer!
It werks just fine!!!
Yay fur yoo az awlwaiz!
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Nao – if ai awnlee noo waht yoo ment. Prollee eezee peezee, rite???
Ai dont hav taim to trai it rite nao. But Nativca66 wuz doing it a coupla daiz ago – an ai wuz wondering hao he did it!
And now I haz to start braking camp so wii kin moving moar west.
*wavingz floofyy pawz bai-bai*
Ohai Janetcanhazgoogleplexkittehs! Hav been tryin tu faind opportoonity tu say fanks fur teh info re. GibboCat. Yu neber said hee wus teh famouse!!! A writur/artust fur 200AD izza beeg deel!!! Wow!!!!!
2000AD !!!! stoopyfingursnawtawakeyetmakinstoopymistakes!!!!!
Wwell – ai noo waht yoo ment!
Did yoo ebber reed yet teh Wintur Olynpiz 08? Yoo can find it thru teh Town Cryer – oar ai can get yoo the link laytur. He IZ – LOL – Ai think – a Beeg Deel – but awlso verree verree funny and a gud frend.
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Ai hav to go to may Mai DrFingurTinyCat nao, but I wud laik to speek moar about this wif yoo! There arn’t so menee peepl heer hoo hav red 2000AD frum teh VERREE beginning!!
Multeetaskin: Warmin yr butt and taipin “aewubp438bhpoagw4908hgb i4u08thq” et teh saym taim.
Testing…
42!
Mt. McKinley?
Testing..testing..testing…
Echo…echo…echo….
Now pinch hitting…Manny Mota……
Mt McKinley?
Jinx!
no no no
its BEND and snap!
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???
LOL!
it’s a movie ref Africat!
sowry! from “Legally Blonde”
Hey…it worked !!!!
I’m BAAACCCKKKKKK !!!!
Whadya hasta do to get back? Inkwiring geeks wanna know!
All I hadda do was add this website as a trusted site.
Silly,huh ??
Not necessarily. But certainly easy to do. Glad you’re back!
D’yoo think Princess Mu cud doo this???
Ai thot teh Princess was owtrite banned frum playin at werk.
Ai can play…jus hadda get arownd some glitches in teh server.
…Mota…Mota…
Writers Block
Raitur’z Blok bekuz kitteh kannot fink uv wut tu taip or bekuz raitur iz blokd frum raitin bai kitteh?
Yesh.
The kitteh is blocking the writer.
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Perhaps some gushifud will clear the blockage.
If onlee it wur awleyz dat eezeee.
Mayjurr Floof Kitteh
akz ekksellent kwestshun dat
nawt needz an ansurr
Majjikk Windo maykz
soopurb playss 4 Kitteh Napz.
Kitteh nawtz cayrz ‘Wie?’
Mayjurr Floof Kitteh
iz az cloass 2 ‘Pankayk Moad’
az hutz gunna getz
Jack.
I iz on Ur laptop warming mah hairblz
mine do that all the time.
User account “Kitteh Butt” logged on.
Sigh, dis how my laptop got killded this weekend. New laptop won’t be made available for butt warmin’.
gud kwestshun kitteh. Kittehlogik cahnnot bee deneyed!
Library kitteh is very serious about keeping his desk.
CAT LIKE TYPING DETECTED
This is one of the best LOLcats yet. Thank you. I really needed a laugh today.
nao kitteh dunno srch 4 mah wurz? D:!
I is dissapoitnz
akshuly dat kitteh iz made of light, dat iz wer teh warmfz noms frum
oo florieccentic kittah @_@
duz this keebored make mah butt luk big?
(yes kitteh, but onleh becawse ur butt is big)
Best LOLcapshun EVAR!
i have that computor!
If I still had a machine running Windows, I’d use it primarily for warming cat butts too.
it is burning hot
lol i have that egzact same laptop
This probly my favrit lol uv all time. So tru and so wel put