Koko heaved a deep sigh and hoped the human would find a job soon
kitteh iz lukee 2 haz finded a job dat he lurvs.
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You know what’s going in your shoes later, yes?
Sumwehr… dere’s a hairball wiv ur name awn it.
I was thinkin sumthin frum teh other end…
Ai fort u probly were … but do nawt underestimate teh horror ob a freshly laid hairball between ur bare toes wehn u is nawt eggspectin it. *shudders*
when ai sez “laid” ai means “horked” ob corse.
May ai pleeze hang a littlol nouncemint heer, martooie???
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cweenmj asked mee to tell ebreewun taht she iz nawt where she haz teh eezee inntertoob akcess rite nao – but she hoeps to be bak bai tomorrow. She did NWT run away an derset us.
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Nor did teh lubberlee Princess Mu! She haz bin BAND bai her werk frum being heer. Lettuce hoep it iz nawt furebber – oar that she can at leest do it frum hoam.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Princess Mu, we simple thighs wiv yu! Som peepulz haz nose senss uv hyoomur oar pryor-ity!
GSOML! *SNERK*
Vengeance is a dish best served cold…
an skwishy.
Wiv fava beenz onna syde?
an a nice warm keyantee! wif rotted frootz
Corn catsulashunz Maus onna nawt sekkond agin. Hop da proud haznt worn off. Iz almose lunchtyme sew ai offers da sorrid lunch meats an bread an commdiments. Wii haz da fruit drinkeez wif or wifout de alchol an kawffee fore does dat needz it. Ai did mi dans last fred an hurtted miselv sew sumone else culd pleez dans fore Maus.
Ok, ai’ll accept teh challenge.
Ai’ll do teh “wut did ai just step in?” dans
*waves feet (wun at a time) in teh air*
*waves arms (bofe togevver) in teh air*
Ya putz ur rite fut in ya putz ur rite fut out an fall over cause u forgetted to put ur left fut doen.
Are U otay martoonie or haz u had one two manee of yourself?????
Ya puts yer rite foots in it — ya pullz yer rite foots out and shake it awl aboot! Den awl the peeps around you screemz when the stuff flies awl about!!
Ai is sober as a judge!!! (uh, ackshully, dat nawt necessarily DAT sober…)
deependin awn da judge – dat mite nawt bea berry soberz at awl!
Den Martoonie, u needz to grab Elsa_Mama’s hand an run doen walk to Noms an get busi. Cant has sober peppolz hear.
Here’s a sordid lunchmeet sammich fer ya: baloney on gushi ‘merican white bread wif mayo. Yum……
U forgotted da lemmus, tomadoe an pickolz.
an bee sur to frie dat baloony furst!! Butt cutz a slit init oar it week rollz up and nawt bee guds onna sammich!
OOOOO — an sum cheezies — day weel meltz onna hot fryed baloonie — -YUM!
Hot baloonie, sorri butt (snerk) sounz nasty. Aldough mi momcat an huzby eats da hot dogs unwarmded. Guess two each hiz owen. I does lik da grilled cheeze.
Iz nommy!! Puts da baloony inna friin pan and it frys inita own greesy .. gets awl browned and hot — iz berry guds — Oh an I kis da coldee hawt dogs two — butt onlee Oscar Meyer wuns. Da udder haf ta bee hot!!
You kis hot gogz??? Ai gree, da hot gogz wif da thicker skins defin8ly needs cookin. Hoew doz u liks dem. Mi, ai wantz wif matoe wegez, dill pikkol spearz an mustard onna bun.
Ai haz nawt had teh fryed baloney sinse ai wuz a kidlet, mai Nana uzed tew maik it, yum! U haz tew uze teh gud deli baloney tho, nawt teh icky pakiged stuff.
yepperz – da gud deli baloonie iz da bestest!!
hmmm.. i wunderz wut i meanted to say??? I gess i does kis dem afore i EETZ dem. i fum SheCawGo — so I eets da hot gogs da SheCaeGo wae — berry much likee you sed — nawt eeny catch-up on dem dough!
She-Caw-Go hot gogz is veri gud, da pepprz dey putz onem is berri gud.
I don getz da HOT HOT HOT HOT leetol teeny sportz peepperz — TOO hawt fur mii!!!
stoopee humin is stoopee, kitteh is purteh without deh silleh aksessories
What a humiliating way for the kitteh to wake up. ‘Cause we all know there’s NO WAY teh hoomins put those on when (s)he was awake…
kitteh is not amused
herz luks beree irritated
Fried Onion Cat
onna green-beenz cats-a-roll
Ooohh- dots!!!
LOL!!! Ai dint see that! They AR dots!! Oooooooooooooo!!
Issa livin….
Dis ringworm problem is outta control!!
Iffen ya wouldn’t chase the frippin things under the fridge………..
We recently move our fridge to clean under it and found about a dozen milk jug rings along with 4 toy mousies with the hair chewed off and some hair ties that I’ve been missing, but no sign of the live slightly wounded tail-less lizard we were looking for.
Pour lizard. Did u eber find it? Ar next door neibor’s son had a liddol whyte snack. She scaped da night afore dey lebed on bacashun sew waz mii lukkin for her fore 2 weeks. Dey finded her cureld up under da heatr when dey gotted home.
neber did find da lizard, but I hope da kitteh did. She waz on stake out in da kitchen for hours after we gabe up.
Wuz dis a introoder lizzyard??? Wuz kitteh repellin heem frum da haus?
Kitteh waz da wun who brung da lizard in da haus.
Oh — heem wuz lizard-napped!! Den I hopes he maded it bak to heem fambly an da kitteh did nawt charge two much randsom
*runs up and punchez dan (litely) in teh arm*
ohai! whare u bin?
I finks you missed heem army and hitz heem inna da he mae bee?? Y else heem nawt answer yous???
because I don’t have regular internets access, dat’s why.
deez not eben mah colurs!
Ai hopes u got plenty ob band aids in …
lol put a ring on your paw not everywhere and go eat a hamburber with frenchfries and go to cat college.
kitteh has a flawed unnerstandin of mithiril.
kitteh nawt hab no flawed nuffink! Iz herz hooman dats haz da flaus ..
Lub
izza burnnin fing
an it maeks
a fyree reeng…
ummm, kitteh? ai hates to be the one to tells you this, but has yew been following the news about the ick-onomy?
*looks agast* NO — wut iz dat!!!???
I already thought of that thee ownur iz the prostitute under sum sortz.
Under sum sortz ub wut??? Mae bee I don wnna nose ….
Dr. Tinycat,deres dis straing ringin inn mai eerz….
Inna or onna uze eerz? Pleeze ta gib da doctor accurite description ub ur compaintz …
let me put it this way. yer hyoomin may be spending lawts of time figuring out new ways to torchuring yew. and the exspensive gushifoods, wif the shwimps and teh salmons and all that? nawt so much. it’z sad … but the stoopy hyoomins borked the ick-onomy.
well, WP isn’t borked, at least!! it grabbified my comment, which wuz spozed to go up there in reply to Elsa_Mama, and put it here, where it makes no sense at all. rassnfrassn frassnshmassn stoopy wp…..
This haz nebber happened to yoo befoar?? Lukky yoo!! But nawt to werree! Awl yoo hav to do, wehn it iz at teh bottom – iz hit teh “refresh” button an it majikalle pops up wahere it shud be.
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Happenz to ME awl teh. Furst taim ai wuz teh horrified – becuz teh commintz luk just a littlol bit sillee in teh wrong plaice!
OH!!!
Ai sea! Just found teh REEL Elsa_Mama commint yoo ment this foar! But enewun reeding frim teh tawp – insted ov laik mee – starting frum teh bottom – wud eezilee see waht wuz ment. 
oh sure, blame me *sniff*
OH deer WP! Pleez don’t crai. Ai know, verree offen, we maek ar own mist aches, an blayme yoo – just becuz we can!
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But ai am SHUR yoo ar doing teh best yoo can!
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But. . .can yoo pleez tell me yoo doo wiff awl those messajes taht just diappeer, nebber to be scene again? Do yoo akshooee . . .EET THEM????
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Still – we wudn’t bee heer wiffaut yoo – so {{{{{{{wurdpress}}}}}}
A littlol schoooooo to yoo!
Ai gree wif JCH4K pour WP getz all da blame. Itz a dirdee job, butt (snerk) sumone gotta due it.
what comments that disappear? i don’t know anything about any disappearing comments! *burp*
oh, and remember, I’m only as good as the geniuses who wrote my coding.
Oh dont bee teh silleh!
We can AWL improoove if we reelee want to!
hm.. u sounds teh familiyar to me!
has we met before???
You think yoo’ve herd taht *burp* befoar? Purrhaps in connekshin wif sumwun hoo eets teh cheezes???
Ohhhh … da icky-conomee!!! Meenin da hoomin nawt bea gettin no newz job sew dat kitteh mae bee beddar getz uused to heem stoopy triks …
DUH … I foughted it wuz sum kindo scaree deeseez!!
“the bells, the bells, the bells,
the tintinnabulation of the bells”
*snickers*
Beeg Gye willz payz moast
deerlee 4 dis tranzgresshunn!
Andz himz woant’z lykez it!!!
Prittee Kitteh amz
Prittee Wun’z. Knoez dat Beeg Gye
nawtz Kitteh Pursunn!!!
Prittee Kitteh plawtz
hurz reebenjj! Willz maykz mess in
Beeg Gye’z smellee shooz!!!
Jack.
beeg guy needs to get a job an maek hisself yooseful. ern himz keep.
Bottul-top-ring ecksploshun in 3…2…1…
I nawt wanna piss dis kitteh offz! Seez dat beeg holez inna herz bed!! Luks like she mae bee shredded it!
liddel kitteh is feerce
beware of deh pointy enz
O, deez? Deez jesy a fyoo uv mah fayvorit reengz.
*faycepaw*
FTW!!
Whoooo Hooo!!! THE SOUND OV MEWSIK ref . . .FTW!!!!!!11!!
Red wunz an orinj wunz, sum dat ar greenish.
Littul wunz, beeg wunz, a fyoo in b-tweenish.
Tu gud tu luz undur koeld-maykin fing.
Deez r a fyoo uv mah fayvurit ringz.
Clappity!
Fank u! Nao if onlee I kud figyur owt hao tu get mah Mak tu mayk teh litul noet simbulz.
Hilarious – and I must say, these are SO much funnier WITHOUT an overabundance of lolspeak – sometimes people put so many wildly distorted words that you can’t even read it fast enough to laugh, it’s really annoying. The best ones are the straight English captions, IMO.
Hai Carol. Ai think yoo shiud maybee trai harder to lern teh LOLspeek.
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Because it is not at ALL what you think it is. Much of what we say is ten times funnier in LOLspeak that it iwould be if we were to speak normal English. What it is . . is a whole new way of looking at and using language. Many here are brilliant at it – and seeing the clever things they are able to say makes the rest of us gasp in awe and delight.
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So – if you try a little harder, you may find out what makes this place REALLY funny – and why we are so addicted to it!
Eer-rings. Yor doin it rong.
ok, burfday fairy iz brayvly going to try to maek a comebak frum yesterday’s fiasko wif teh DID an teh botched-up linkie html.
an i’ll say a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to Lolcat92, Lenden, and silvaze an all teh ovver cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an aminlol frenz hoo haz tehr burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, yello buttercaeks wif krunchy topping an fresh strwrberreez an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly frooty party punch, an tehr wuznt very many peeples arownd yesterday so most all ob thsoe plastik eester eggs filed wif kandeez are still hiding all ober cheezland!! an tehr are goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diyareez wif sekrit de-coder rings (stikking wif teh tryed-an-troo favrits so i not haz any goof-ups today 
), teh kandeez are in teh plastik eester eggs hided all ober cheezland, an puffy bunneh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes come troo!
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Ohai, Burfday Fairy! Ai dont know ene ov teh Burfday peeple, but ai’d laik to say “Happee Burfday” to tehm, too!
Ober bai teh Ty Boo Teek! 
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An hav sum ov taht yello buttercaeks wif teh krunchee toppin, wif su ov those strawberrees awn it – an the whippee creeem!
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An a found TOO Eggeses!!
Oh catmas tree, oh catmas tree…
get teehse stoopid fings off ob me ♪♫♪
♪♫♪ Yoo think they’re CYOOOOOT, but they ar nawt!!! ♫
♪♫♪ Sewz I must kicks yous inna butt!! ♫
There’s a light on this tree that won’t light on one side.
has to shove it up teh chimmee an take it away then…
Maybe iffn we plug it back in the light will light up.
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Hrmmm… this is weird looking electrical plug /shrug
This is adorable. Poor Koko!!! I could seriously see myself doing this to my poor cat, although he wouldnt sigh, he would scratch me up!
Mebbe hoomin wanz to plai wack-a-flea?
*haruuumpfff* Whoo do you stinks haz da fleas!! Nawt mii — I arrr flee free you silleh hooman!! I fink you has da fleez in ur bwain case …
Wun ring to rool them awl,
Wun ring to fynd them,
Wun ring to bring them awl and in teh darkniss bind them. . .
Um, then whut ar theze uther elebenty ringz for?
Wun ring to…
Annoy them all
Bother them all
Confuse them all
D…
Decorayt tehm all
Exasperate tehm all
Frustrate tehm all
G…
(boy, dis iz a hard wun, needs more brayns tahn i hab!!)
Greet tehm all
Hinder tehm all
Ignite tehm awl
J. . .
join tehm all
kover tehm all
limn up tehm all
m….
Mastikayt them awl
Noodle them awl
Obfuskayt them awl
P . . .
Pester them awl
Quell them awl
Rillee irritate them awl
S…
Slap dem awl
Trip dem awl
Udder stand dem awl
Violence to dem awl
W…
Verify dem awl
Worrie dem awl
X tehm awl owt
Zip alla dem up inna Zipparumpazoo.
I wants teh ring to noodle them awl.
mai preshus…….
…iz plastik?!?
I loved this cap I LOL for real : }
Kitteh is kitteh, no ring toss gaem!
wing awound da earz!
Ai can needz a jawb riet nao, but I has bedder things to do besieds throhing rubber bandz on a kitteh…
Hey… that’s my kitteh, Tesla. I put this pic in a long time ago and now she’s iCanHasCheezeburger famous.
Yea, Tesla!!!
Ohai, franOdelic! Congrats to yoo on maykin a famuss! Yor kitteh Tesla is verreh pritteh!
OMG, my cat has the same tower!