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Nou u sea teh cheezburger, nou u dew nawt.
Oar “nou AI sea teh cheezburger, nou u dew nawt”!
LURVE yur icon, 2minions.
An yes, itz “Naow u sea teh cheezburg, naow u doan. Getzmii teh $#)(&in cheezburg NAOW, stoopy hooman oar yu wil feelz mai POINTEEZ!!!”
*RUNZ tu getz teh burgz*
Concatulashuns, PoC! Hao shall we sillybrate yur nawt-sekund? Can we has stolen eestur eggehs frum teh kidlets’ baskits?
(Sry – Weird Press saveded a wun-time-only handle an ai cants get rid ov.)
LOL, i lieks it *happily ponders on teh cirkumstanses taht mite hab gibbed rize to taht name*
Eestur eggehs r gud! Let’s taek sum ober to Noms adn hab a sillybrashun tehre!
Ossim idea! Eeestur eggehs benedict, eeestur eggehs wif caviar – eeestur eggehs benedict wif caviar!
At Nom, tehy taek rekwests! U kin haz ur eeestur eggehs iny wai u wantz tehm.
The kitteh disapearin’ act of da centureh
I iz soo disapoynted in yoo – I tol Fluffy you iz good parintz….
Oh deer. Well, will this de-boned, litely fried, full-length sammun do tu maek up foar teh cheezburger?
Kitteh has bare buns.
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Gud one, missy!
Gud ebening PoC. Hoew goez da dadcat? Iz u habing a gud sumdae an or holidae?
ohai Bom Momme! iz yu still heer??
hanz obbur teh cheezburger oar ai getz teh poyntee enz owt!
Dis amz nawtz phunnee!
Dis amz abawmminayshun
2 hungree Kitteh!!!
Un coarss, Hewminz knoez
Diz Meenz Wawwwwr! Witch willz stawrtz wenz
Hewminz goez 2 sleepz!!!
Hewminz unnawayrz
ubz wut Hoarurrz awaytz dem
beyawns blissfull dreemz
Jack.
I hoep sumwun haz been collecting awl yore poems. Pleez, PLEEZ publish a buk ob dem, soe awl teh non-cheezpeeps ob teh wurld can see what they’ve been missing owt on!
**pokes hed in**
Ohai, guies! Miss me?
Sorry I nawt chek’d in soonur, but havvin seryus interwebs problem at teh ho-tayle.
Jes wanted 2 let y’all kno I’m okay an having a grate tiem! Nawt wanna go hoem…eber.
ohai rhsb! glad yu iz habbin a grate tyme! r yu bein gud?!
Define “gud”.
*Snerk*
Yesh. Nawt too hawt, nawt too cold.
iz nyce tew get awai bai yurself, izn’t it?
still nawt gunna tell us weer yu b???
Nope, sorry.
Hay, a woman gots to keep SUM kinda mis-tree abowt hur, rite?
iz otay – ai wuz just teezing! az lawng az yu b habbing aa gud tyme!
I iz.
I soooo needed dis.
ai r glayd ur habbin gud tyme, werebber u r! hab anudder drinkee foar us!
Member rule #36.
Iffen u kant be gud, be grate.
Ohai! {{RHSB}} I’z gld yoo r haven fun!
Me 2!!! {{RHSB}}
me free!
Ware is teh cheezburger u ask? Riet in frunt of u…it’s a “diet” cheezburger!!1!
INVISIBLE CHEEZBURGER
not so graet, akshully
)
(i wuz gonna say teh “inbizible cheezburger” part, but yoo gotted tehr furst. by abowt three howrs
Maybe kitteh alreddy eated cheezburger and dis a trikk to get anoder one.
cheezburger? wut cheezburger? i didnt see no ovver *burp* cheezburger! teh goggie must hab steeled it! oh tahts right, we duznt haz a goggie…
Dat’s ownli becaws yu frew goggie off teh roof last week in frunt ob teh number elebenty bus.
WHAIR’S TEH BEEF??????
.
*giglols an runs tu hide*
*voice from the past*
.
“between Wendy’s buns!”
Oh, btw, guis:
Gnu Eva bideos!!!
Plz tu be waiting yur purrtekshuns when yu lukk!!!
pinkiepinkieTOEPADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pinkee pinkee dans dans dans!
Oh mah goodness, that plump l’il tum-tum.
Aawww kitteh looks so sad! Kitteh needs hugs den cheezburger ifinkso.
*Kitteh sez sternly* “Ohhhhhh Noessssss you don’t!!!!”
“Nawt sekund deh cheezburger!!!! Then deh hugs!”
doe, a deer, a femayl deer
ray, a drop uf golden sun.
mii, a nayme ai kawl maiself
fa, a long long wai tew run…
gess wut ai’m watching!
Ohai UK! Hao yoo be?
ai b gud – paliing fer a few minnits b4 ai haz tew go tew bed, haztew werk in teh mawnin.
Hoaw b yu, ETP?
um – dats spozed tew b “plaiing”
Um…. Whirrld Rassling Fedrayshun????
nope! its:
America’s funniest home bideos
Barney
CMT
Dedliest catch
extreme maekober hoem edishun
futbawl
ghosthunters
(a) haunting
i….
dis wuz spozed tew b under PK’s Whirrld Rassling fedrayshun commint!
Does aer gud shoze. I liek dem tew. ^_^
irish tap dansing (hot water taps ownli)
jackanory (for TTIers)
knigget ridder
littlol howse on da freeway
m…
mahstahpeace theahtah
newts
olde casey’s files
p…
pride an prejjoodis
queer ai fur teh strait gi
reruns ob hawse
silent moobee
T…
two doors
unhappily eber after
very old moobies
w…
westerns like Gunsmoke
Yung an teh restless like YNG
an
Zorro (eifer the owld or teh nu!)
Yeah, whurzz tha beest?
Hokay, ride unner da yaller sheesh skware, dey sed. Bud aye doan sea innie beest. . .
X_X dize frum hongur.
no, not unner taht yollow skware, teh ovver wun, ober tehr, yeh –
*puts noo cheezburger on plate wifakwikness*
HELLO…..hello…..hello…..hello….
Eko…eko….eko….eko….
*UK sits inna korner and begins plaiing solitayre*
Ai heer… sort uv… contimplayting tossing studee-ing owt teh window an going tu bed. But finishing a ravver layt supper, nawt-sekkund.
Also, Eva oberloaded mai brayn repeetidlee tuday, an it nawt funkshuning at opti-mom lebels.
duz yu hab tests eerly? maibe bedder tew go tu bed and du a liddle more studying in teh mawning {{PK}} gud luck on teh test!
)
(and maibe gib Eva a hug frum Plasticat
Nawt-sekkund test be at 10:30 tumorro, tehn wun at 12:30. *sigh*
Ai gunna relaks a lil so ai’ll be abul tu sleep gud, an finish teh studee-ing inna moarning.
Besydes, iz nawt yet tiem fur Eva’s bedtiem meel.
Wunce Eva wayks up, ai will gib her hugs and cuddles fur him, ai promiss! Ryte nao, her sownd asleep awna pillol ryte behind mai hed. LOL
gud lukk, pk on yur tests!
akshually, ai haz tew go tew bed tu – ai haz tew werk in teh mawning and 5AM comes wwwaaaiiii tew eerly! Gud nite!!
Gud nyte! Haz sweet dreems!
i wuv dis wun!
lol….man…..its hilarious….
schrodinger’s cheezburger.
FAIL.
kitteh sez nawt caring about kwantum fizziks. wants to nom. now.
ai kwietlee stans in aww ob yer wzdum, Pd’B
kwietlee in a kornur whar ai hab bin sent
bai wun ob mai rezzidints hoo is mad at mii
donut stand too much in aww … it’z nawt good fer teh shoes.
*sends large cheezburger w/fries over to mugglemary in teh corner*
nobody said what yew had to do in the corner, now did they?
fangs kew fur teh fast fud, phleep!
mai rezzidint wud laik me in korner bekaws ai cut him off frum his tee drinking. he be on dial ississ, an nawt to drink moar tahn 60 oz. an he had haff taht durin mai shift.
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
yum!
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Cheezburgers!!!!! WANT!!!!! Gimme Gimme GIMME!!!!!!!!!!
You dumb kitteh, iz invisabul cheezburger, only de smart kittehs can see it!
Can he has cheezburger?
funny cat wants sandwich
this is really funny. now give the cat its burger…. hahahahahahahahaha