FLUFFY’S DRIVING SCHOOL
FLUFFY’S DRIVING SCHOOL “Easy now, Ted; don’t take the turn so fast this time.”
iz ok. kitteh will taek over nao.
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Bak seet driver
congartashulashuns tribble,
is laet ober here in owwwstria… but u can habs sum tee iffn u lieks… adn ai habs sum cookies wib choklyt innem… adn a haf eetn eesturbunneh… uh… chokklit eesturbunneh dat is… ai nawt chewded awn et, jes borkdid a haf a way… u wans da rest ob et?
mmmm doz sownd gud! ai lieks teh owwwstriun choklit!
*bweaks a bit awf adn gibs et 2 jk2kitteh*
der u goe … ah well… *puts da chokklit onna tablol* is big eestur chokklit bunneh… nuff fur eberyone ai fink ^^
ofanku! iz wunnerful!
*nomnomnom*
fankies fur da fwiend rekwest jk2kitteh
ai habs 2 goes 2 sleep nao… b-cuz mai ais noe wans 2 staiz opin… ai fink so dem bees a tyr…d
nighte niet {{{{jk2kitteh}}}} {{{{awl da otter wonnermous cheezpeepz 2 ob cors}}}}
Hey! I think that’s David Phelps.. he’s a really famous Christian singer. I’ve seen him in person many times and I think it’s him.. didn’t know he was a cat person!
Here’s a pic: http://www.onlineseats.com/upload/concerts/1831_con_david-phelps-1.jpg
Oh noes!
Dont forget da blind spotz
An wen we gits dere, Ah wantz a cheezburger an sum corms. An a larj Dr Pepepr.
…and it paynez meh tew say dis, but swervin’ towards teh wanderin’ goggies duz nawt earn yew xtra poynts.
Eben wib a kitteh instructor? Yu shok me!
OK nao, see teh stawplight we’re approaching?
*Ted nods*
Dew yew see it?
*nod nod*
Ted, see teh stawplight? *nodding furiously* Ted? TED? TED STAWP!!!
*SKREEEEECH*
Ai thot yew jes wanted tew noe iffn ai saw it.
*fluffy facepaw*
Ai jess whented tu sea da grandbehbee. She reeli iz da grand. Such a kyoote, glad ai was warned to whole on tite to mi braynes.
*SMILOLS*
Fanky BOM_MOMME
I has uh gianormous prowd!
BTW – Dew yew see dat wanderin’ goggie in the road?
*Ted nods*
Doan start wif meh Ted!
lol, we haz a goggie on owr street taht wen yoo iz owt for a walk an goez by himz yard, him throws himself aginst teh fence an sownds liek him iz going to TEaR YOO ALL TO PEESES!!!!1!!1!!!!! skares my sox off evreetime i walk past tehr. (i haz ishoos wif goggies taht wants to eet me.) wun day, yesh, taht goggie wuz loose in teh street wen i wuz driving. an i NOT runned ober it. yay me.
yay lm, ai feelz ur… goggie ishoos!
{{{LM}}} maebe u cud getz sum healfy goggie cookies and when uz going buy da goggie jess tosh one at himz. maebe hem kwitz yellin at uz.
da goggie nawt be tryin fur frightin moz times; teh goggie bark iz just like a ocorner seez a fwend? den he yells:”hey! hey! hey! hey!” aifinkso.
mebbee, i dunno, iz awfuly growly for frendly bark. iz mebbee “be my frend or I”LL TEAR YOO TO PIESES!!” kind ob frendly bark.
“But I have the NEED FOR SPEED!!!”
Put kitteh in teh 1,000 MPH car dey’re bilding in TTI, den.
Yea Tribble onna loan nawt sekkond. kent du da bunneh hopz, butt (snerk) ai does da happi dans
*dansdansdans* *spinkickspinkick*
fallz ober an giggolz
Ai brings Easter Egg cremez and carrotz fore tu mak shur da Easter Bunneh gibs U lotz ob choklit.
Fank u! Eye hadd a wunder wear ebreewun wuz wen noe wun else sayed ennyfing.
Iz Caturdae, unfortoonali peppols kinds hit an runzz sew da top spot kinda getz forgotted. Butt (snerk) wassa gud commint. An ai wanna noe howe da kitteh getted one hooman paw???????
Dat iz juan wierded lookin HItteh wif Juan hooman paw! Iz wonerin if Hiz Mawm iz hooman tew *snerk*
elebenty duzzen Cheezburgers !
No, no! Yur otter left!
Hao much dis kitteh drivin-skool be chargin? Mai girl-frien payin 250 fur junior to lern hao 2 driv…
Elebentee hunderdz moneez an a liftyme suppli ob Cheezburgers.
A hunnerd dollor towl
ez duzzit.. kip dose handz at tenbenty-n-too
an noe eetin teh cheezburgrs wile dribin!
Ted? Ted? Put teh cell fone away Ted.
Ted? Noe yew can nawt oarder ahed foar moar cheezburgers tew go either.
aiz wonnerin whut dem needs da roep fur? lassoin da cheezburgers frum da dribefru?
No no. Lassoin teh goggies! Afer awl, tehy kin nawt hit teh goggies coz teh hoomin wud nawt git hys lyscents ifn he hyt goggies butt *snerk* lassoin goggies r atay.
Git alawng lidlol goggies.
Yahoo!
Wud a herd ob goggies awn uh golf course bii cawnsidered…
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Wait foar it…
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“Range Rovers”?
*snerk*
Oooooooohhhhhhh! *fayce paw*
ohai POC! *UK waves floofee wite paws toward teh norf*
Ohai UK! I accepted yer freind recwest!
yesh, ai saw dat!! fankies!! {{{ETP}}}
just kyuriyus – weere du yew lib? iz alwais interestin tew see weer noo frens b frum!
Ohai, PoC!
*charge*
*pownse*
*hug*
*hedbonk*
GROUP HUGGIEBUGGIE! *POC grabs PK nd UK nad hugs them tite!!*
yay fur teh groop hugs!!!!!!!! *purrrrRRRRrrrRRRRRrrrrrRRrr*
ai sekund dat moshun!! {{{PK & POC & newun else neerbai}}}
mynd eff wiii plai fwew? hmm.. shud ai uz mai mashee oar mai niblik?
iffn dat is sumfink 2 eet… aid sai bof ^^
okilee dokilee… eggsept dey iz owld naymes foar teh golfklubs, eff ai rekal kurrectlee…
ooh dots…
hed desk, hed desk heddesk… ai has apun dis-sidus
*heddesk*
that sounds like my mother XP
tu teh firtee-odd silleh peeps whu wented tu see Eva’s moast reesint bideos:
tell me if wunna ten linkees iz borked, so ai can fiksing it, eh?
iz fiksed nao, so bof bideos wurk (also discobered ai putted teh saym pic in twice… ai gnu hoamwurk waz imploading mai brayn, but ai nawt fot it did taht much damij!
teh importinse uv pruufreeding, ai deminstrayt it!
SKweeeeeeeeee! *hold on xtra tite tu CHRG wif xtra ducky tape* OOH Eva bii soooo cyooot! Her iz growin an growin!
ai gno! ai juss cannawt beeleev hao big her be getting! ai lukked tuday at wun uv teh 3cc srinjis we uset tu use tu fered her, an teh mind bogguled taht her waz full wif so littul!
a dorablee cyoot cudlee floofball, her iz bekoming wun!
ohai PK! haow yu b?! ai gotted yur emayo and replyed – and ai forwarded wun tew yu dat ai gotted frum anudder cheezfren!
Ai gno — ai replaied tu yu alreddee.
Ai maked taht fone call, tu get infos, an iz awl gud!!!!!!
ai sended dat emayo dat ai forwarded tew yew tew cweenmj awlsew – her sai dat anudder cheezfredn had sayme ideya tew!! Plasticat haz BIG eggsited!!
ohmai!
her be gettin klos tew klimin teh bakk ob yur foo tawn, aifinkso! yoo cans see she do tewmorro or teh neckst dai. tehn on tew teh kurr tins!
Finally, got what I was looking for!! I definitely enjoying every little bit of it.
Whur dew aye sine up fur Fluffy’s Dribin’ Skoo?
that cat has one human hand.