
So ur throwing a little BBQ today, huh? I guess my invitation waz lost in teh mail.
fine. ill just haz sum residoo den.
picture: Anka. lol caption: Cattails
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So ur throwing a little BBQ today, huh? I guess my invitation waz lost in teh mail.
fine. ill just haz sum residoo den.
picture: Anka. lol caption: Cattails
AI is mad, not going to RSVP
i concur
Kitteh lykes it mejum-rayr.
Shut up troll.
Jes knawk teh hoovez awf adn breeng it wif xtra BBQ sauce.
*slurp*
Way to save face, kitteh.
Inbitayshun was sent, goggie ate it.
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Dat’s rite. It wos teh goggie. Defnitely teh goggie.
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(Heh. Kitteh will beleeb anyfing bad abowt teh goggie….)
Put the dawg on the “que”!!!
Yu gunna c mai pointeez. Gunna feel m, tu. Ai iz pissd an ai aint gunna taykit no moar.
Hewminz habz berreh
bad mannurz nawtz invyteengz
Kitteh 2 Cookz Owt
Awllz diz wundurrfull
stuff 4 ekksellentz Nomz andz
Kitteh iz nawt dayr?
Kitteh juss plawpz daown
and waytz 4 Hewminz 2 maykz hurz
joosee Cheezburgr!
Jack.
Iz troo, Jack. Kittehz dun need teh invitashun. They jus maek themselves at hoam wherever.
But they SHUD awlwaiz bee invited! They az felines, too!!
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But JACK awlwaiz sees strait to teh trooth ov th matter!
Oh, we wudn’t want ta hurt teh kitteh’s felines. Herez ur speshul gold trimmed invetatshun. And a personal invitashun for Jack, cuz he makes teh wundermous poems for us! {{{Jack}}}
Adn I’ze heer to eats all yur burgers!
Congarats on teh nawt second mamarosa. Wud u like a choklit martooni adn some slasa dansses??
Fank yu.
Awl teh kitteh adn Ai R ‘home alones’ tonight. We will danz and drinks yur teeny martoonis.
Ohai, mamarosa! Ebree taim ai see yur nayme, it maeks me smyol! Ai remembur wehn yoo were teh nooB an had teh tawp spot! Very dramatikul, it wuz!!!
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So – may ai joyne yoo in teh martoonis?? Ai hav a fondness fur teh choklit wuns!
Fanks fur rememberin’ meh.
Dat wuz a debac…dabakle…..FAIL, fur shure. * hidez face in shames *
Nao Ai can haz teh nawt sekkond in teh proper mannerz.
Ai awl teh teims be lurking, eben if ai don’t post much. Teh kittehs + fosters keepz me very oku,,,,ocupy,,,,,busy.
Annother round of teeny martoonis fur mai cheezfriens.
*Haz uh curios*
*Goez tew luk foar teh debakle*
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Wuz it dis wun? Ah memoreez.
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Iz gud exkyoose foar meh tew bisit a lol anna fred ai nawt seen ‘fore.
Let Janet tellz yu.
It wus when a honored hoomin died in teh real lifes.
I neber heard of himz. * shame *
Adn I blurted in wif : nawt sekkond! As mai bery nawt sekkond commint eber.
* begin debakle *
Awl the peeps had teh sad, adn ai couldn’t figures out why nobudy wus comminting.
Ai wus teh nooB, but teh peeps forgived meh.
Janet, wut wus that fellow’s naem?
Dat wus it!
Ai still such a nooB, I didn’t see teh linky.
My bad, it wuz uh berry small linkee.
Plz 2 forgive?
Kthxneksttiemiwillmakeitbigger
Whadya mean ur servin veggie burgerz?
Cattails – did yew capshun this one?
Yeah Cattails, congaline grats onna front page. Ai fink ai’ll tri an fine sum angish steek burgerz wif da bloo cheeze onna top.
Fanks! Iz doing teh happitail dans! Join me?
Grabs Cattails paw,
*dansdansdans*
*spinkickspin*
Kwickly letz go ob Cattails paw sew ai doent make u falz
Falz onna floor giggolin
Too late. Cattails twirls around and falls down. Oof, owt uf bref! Thx fer teh dans, Bom!
OH! SOUPER!!! Cattails! Oh Wow!
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Ai wunz congratumalated sumwun awn getting awn teh frunt paige – ai sed it must bee az gud az being awn teh cover of Taim Magazieen. An HE sed – OH NO!!! MUCH bedder than that!!1
*piks Cattails up awf teh flore an twerlz around sum moar*
Oh, isn’t this just teh fun??
*puff puff puff* gigglol!!
Hao bowt being az gud az being awn teh cober uv teh nekst cheezbuuk?
Iz awsum, Cattails, yu did wunnerful an ai haz a happeh fur yu! {{{{{Cattails}}}}}
Thx, u guise! It iz wunnerful! {{{Hugs all teh cheezfrends}}}
And it’s fun when it happens at a tiem ai can play on teh thread, too!
*grabs thred, runs ‘cross room wif it*
*butt-wiggle-ov-doom*
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*LEAP*
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*pounces on end of thred……NAB*
**stations paws nekst tew each udder
**in prayer fashion**
**and crowchiz down ’til chin rests awn dem**
**eerz back, tail rudder in lawnch pawzishun**
**watching dan and missy**
**tug back and forth awn thred**
**Ready tew pownce in 3-2-…**
Oooh luk, uh ladybug
**wanders awf**
clappyitee clappitee clappitee!!!!
YAY cattails! FTW!
nawt so naiz frum teh hooman.
Wait a minute. Is that a bottle of Drambuie on the table? I want the recipe for this BBQ sauce!
Hope ewe haz lawts ub cheeszburgers 4 mii!
It can be arraynged. *kitteh scratches open burger box adn carbs kitteh’s naym on burgers wib poyntee ends* All reserbed foar yu naw.
Itz ok. Dinnit get teh invitashun, but I jusso happened to be in ten nayboarhood so Ai’ll stay for dinner!
Bai aye happi misstake ai arrives teh 3 ours erli.
Dumblydoor ref aifinkso? FTW!
Kitteh haz a biiiggg mad! Himz gonna take himz burger to go an nawt play wif yu!
Kitteh looks annoyed
boi he iz angeree. he lookz laik me when i wakez up frum a nap! :yawn: speaking of napz….
Otay, so lemme splain hao dissis gonna werk, jest lyke I wuzzen enbyted to yer BBQ, I dint envyte enny ob my associates. So less awl be reel susprized when Fat Tommy, Big Pussy, Jimmy Kibble, Joey Pots-n-pans, Billy Lop-ear, Beansy, Sally Bobtail, an a few overs shows up, parks on yer lawn, and drawps by fer a cheezburger or two. I hope fer yer sake yew hab enuff cheezburgers fer my frenz who, lyke me, wus nawt invyted, you know wut I mean? Dey git cranky when deys hongry if yo noes wut I yam tawking abowt. Nawt fer nuthin but, I’d check on the burger supply naow.
I am trying to identify everything on the table: I see a Knorr sauce, a mustart I recognize as one we import at work, and I think that’s Maggi sauce. Either it’s a European BBQ, or a very Euro-influenced BBQ!
Kittehs, of course, are very Continental.
i finkso is German stuff.
Actually it looks more like Poland…the Maggi is a dead giveaway.
It’s a german kitteh! YAY!
Kittehs is alwayz welcome.. noe inbutayshunz rekwired.
Ohai cheezpeeps!
Ohai ETP – Yew awr bloo nao!
Hippy Hippy Hurray fur yew!
hokai, iz 3 ay emm in minneesnowta an is time phur “name taht moovee”
heers yur kwote:
“surp in tine! surp in tine!”
winner gets a cadburree aig
an extree poyntee ens fur reffrinsing oringinal, nawt stoopee remake
Ai finkso I’m only gettin in heer becaws nobuddy else is up at dis time, but izzit “Teh In-Laws”?
Oh, an Happy Easter, wever ai is rite or nawt.
good wun, martoonie!!
*hands martoonie sordid kulurs ob Peeps an Bunnies*
ai cud heer it in teh bakkgrownd an it took me a few minnits, but ai finallee gots it alsew!
Where is the meat?
Angree uninvited kitteh is angree… and uninvited…
Those are some seriously raised eyebrows, right off teh kittehs head!
I’m quite sure that this photo was made in Poland
Knorr is polish brand of ketchup
No Way!
Knorr is a german firm!
Sry for that! :p :p
*Schnieff* It’s a German BBQ too! I recognize all those condiments on that table and it makes me sad!
hehe
german bbq -maggi and knorr ketchup -yummy!
Holy Cow.
MAGGI FTW!!!!