Oh crap…they’re home!
Oh crap…they’re home! untie the dog!
wut goggie? i haz no idea wut u iz talkin abowt.
picture: supertrink. lol caption: stevekw
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hyde teh noms tew!
Concatshoelaces on ur solo nawt sekkund, jk2k! Hao wud u liek to sillybrayte?
haow bowt a pitchur uv teh margeegareetuhs, sum chips an sawlsuh, an moar noms!
Duz u liek ur margeereetuhs blended or on teh rox?
blended plzkthnx
ooh plz 2 pass teh sawlsuh!
*puts owt a bery larj tray uv drinks & noms*
Teh tray haz teh neber ending pichurs uv margeereetuhs — wun regular blended, wun regular on teh rox, wun stromberri. It awlso haz a bunch uv margeereetuh glasses — sum wif salt, sum wif shoogar (fur teh stromberri wunz), an sum wif nuffin onnem. Larj bowl uv fresh warm chips wif just teh rite amount uv salt & bowls uf salsa (wun mild, wun meediyum, wun hawt, an wun “kwik cawl teh fyremenz – mah mowf iz burnin!!!”).
…
Ebbreewun enjoi!
*takes a margarita wif nothing on, heds for 9 elebenty hot sauce, waits for firemans*
Be caerful wif dat, LCB. U mite akshullee want to call befoar hazzin enny uv teh salsa. U noe – jus to be saef.
*Noms teh chipz an salsa*
*whispers to NS*
O, I doesn’t plan to ackshully eat any. Donot tell teh firemans that, ‘k?
Dey won’t heer it frum meh!
…
If u wantz to maek it luuk reel, u can haz sum mild chips & salsa — a few crumbs on ur shirt & a dribble uv salsa on ur lip will halp wif teh convincifying, aifink.
Ohai LCB! I found a pictur ob yoo! h t t p ://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/8/128836626882345420.jpg
ohai ETP. haow yu b tunite?
I bee gud, but(!) tiered. An yoo?
ai’z gud…nawt had tew werk tudai, nawt hab tew werk til Mundai!! woohoo!
*Haz a happi-tayl fer UK*
and yu r BLOO!!! yay fer ETP!!
Fankee! I don’t hav a cheezburger page, so teh linkee goes too a page about
teh character mi naym iz a ref too.
oh, butt yu du hab a ICHC profyle…ai wented dere and lefted yu a fren rekwest! {{ETP}}
That is one ginormous kitteh, sitting on a buncha hunnert dollar towels.
*Whispurrs* Wht are hunnerd dollor towles?
Oh, dear. Is a vry long and complimacated story.
It originated back in 2007 wif “Teh Trial of teh Sentury” and a few months later I finded real life hunnert dollar towels that look like a hunnert dollar bill and selled them on my store site. They is teh currently out of stock.
U can read teh Trial of teh Sentury by going to cheeztowncryer dot wordpress dot com then clicking on “Lore and Legends”. Is listed 3rd under “Advenchurz Big adn Small”. Lotsa other good stuffs there and lots moar that needs to be added one of these days.
now, tell tehm about the 100P towels!!
GRATE picchoor, ETP! Hao did yoo find it???
tikkuls JCHLotzaK
and teh pownd uv catnipz!
Stall dem — STALL DEM!!!
r dey teh hoarsees?
Um … ai donut fink hoarsees wud fit in teh car … unless dey iz teh minyachur hoarsees.
*wandurrs off, hazzin a pondur*
Butt teh kar advertizment sez itz gotz 500 hoarsees… *POC haz a confuzzled*
the fwont door opened!
Jus akt nachurul!!!
um… hao duz ai do that agen?
berre nyce abatar ks!
thank yu… ai thot ai shood be festib 2!
so dats y my dog always looks so scared when i com home
And put teh chikkun bonez in teh goggies bed.
We niid doze tu du voodoo on teh goggie later, tho!
That’s one evil kitteh!
heze nawt evil, just misunderstood- fore awl we noe, he wuz just praktissin his knot-tyin marit bage.
I thot he wuz practicin fer his barber’s license and his tattoo test. Pur goggie. I can jus imajin whut he luks like nao.
better?
Snerk!
Hez nawt ebil; it r jes teh wai he r drawed…!
Crap, hide da nip, mom and dad are home!
hyde da milk jugs too!
and send awl teh frens hoo kame tew pardee owt teh bakk door
Kitteh noatiss dat
hims Hewmins showz upz atz moast
inawpportewn tyme
Kittehz juss playeengz
‘Cowzboy & Injunnz’ andz t3h
Doggeh iz Cowzboy
Hewminz shoodz goez bakk
owtz and breengz bakk Cheezburgrz
4 ebbeebuddee!
Jack.
Clappity clappity pinkie paws!!! grate az yoos yall, Jack!!!
“Kwik! Floofy, open sum winders. Fluffy, hyde the bong. Furry, flush the roaches. Flambeaux, hyde dat mirror! Enny buddy, wares the Visine? Farvel, kwik turn onna TeeBee. OK ebbeybuddy onna cowch, jest act nachural, an lemme do allah tawkin. Dats ryte, we cool, iss awl gud”.
*snerk*
yeah, waaaaasssssuuuuuppppp?????
“Oh hello Mr. Cleevage and hello Mrs. Cleevage, my what an attractib frock yer warin tonite Mrs Cleevage. Didjew had a pleasant ebening out tonight? Oh, the fellows an I just hung owt an watched sum TB. Oh an we mighta raided the fridge a liddlol bit, I hope yew doan mind. We haddah big time munchie…oops…um hongries… yass dass it … hongrees… ooo dots… Uuurrrppp, oh scuze me… was dat Mr Cleevage? Wut puff ob smoke? I din’t see no puff ob smoke…”
Ohai, Judson:
Ekksellent ‘Fyresyde
Theeturr’ reffrenss FTW!
Hadz nawt fott ubz dat.
Eddee Haskill codz
nawtz foolz Missus Cleebijj. Himz
juss waysteengz himz tyme
Eddee goadz up 2
beez poaleess~man inz Ell Ayy
Cowntee. Datz playn weerdz!
Jack.
Ohai guis!
Ai gno iz layte an problee iz no wun arown.
But ai finlee gotted sum gnu Eva bideos postid in her blog. Her iz bekoming kwite a huntriss!!!
Hai, prysma~kitteh:
Aybba iz lubblee
liddill strypee huntress. Willz
beez beeyootiffull gurl!
Gud 2 seez Aybba
getteeng hurz legz unnurr hurz.
Willz growz grayssfullee
Needz 2 getz Bawl Ubz
Lawng, Sawfft, Plump Fredd. Datz willz halpz
hurz hunteeng instinkktz!
Jack.
Ai went tew sea… she is da awesum and full ub win
as usual.
An ai went to sea az well! Oh, teh cyootness! Oh, teh snorglee teenee tummie! An teh teenie tinee pawz! Wun littlol bundle ov feerce adorablolness!
Fankies PK! Looks like Eva can has the pownsin fing down pretti gud. Was taht a miniat… minich… tini littul “butt wigglol of doom” she was doing before attacking teh fingurz? Or maybe herz just still a littul wobbli? Kute eiverwai.
PK are yu still here? I had big RLS tudai. How iz Eva? goin tu check bidieo.
Awww. Eva haz da mity fierce!
Eva iz full uf awsum and win! PK an Seanya haz dun a wunnerful job wif her!!! I Lub Eva!!
ohai pk
teh in tents cawnsintrayshun!
teh ittee bittee butt wigglol ob doom!
teh itsee bitsee pownse!
teh purrfeckshun ob whut ai calls “teh funnee bunnee pose”
(on bakk wiff all feetses in teh air)
*titens strapp ob fiftees bavving cap”
ai can pickshur it nao
eva assending teh red drapes!
comin soon to a u toob neer yoo!
Ai saw teh furst line and lol’d- ai saw teh zekund line and ai rofl’d!
teh goggie hadz fits – so we tyde him
cats are not that smart lol should be the other way around
orly?
omgz dat be mai kitteh!!! or moar liek, i bez hiz hooman!!! stevekw, tanks 4 da lolz!!!
Great picture, supertrink! Thnx for uploading.
lol i think thas true what they do when we arent home
omg thats wat my cat does everytime we come home!!