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kitteh wunners whare taht constant beep be comin frum
101!
1010101111111100001010101110000101010101110010 ~
(bynareespeek)
oopsie, akshully i ment:- (translahuns tew lolspeek)
congratulashuns muggles fer nawt-sekkund! lets bynaree dans!
*dans dans dans*
*tayps tayps tayps*
whai fangkews fur lubblee dans, erik t l!
will yu bunnee hawp wif me?
*extens floofee paw*
hawp hawp hawp
** hawps on teh keeybods wif muggles **
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn……….
cmon ebybodi!
* hawp! hawp! hawp! *
* and a dans dans dans! *
* hawp, dans! dans, hawp!*
*puts hanz awn erik teh lolcat’s hips an joyne teh bunnee hawp*
*Rite foot – littlol kik, HIGH kik
left foot – littlol kik, HIGH kik
forward hawp
bakwerd hawp
forward hawp hawp hawp*
An so awn until teh mewsik ends!
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Whoooo hoooooo!!!! Teh Bunney Hawt iz reelee fun!!
LOL!!!! An so iz teh Bunney HawP!
Can ai join u in da bunneh hawt?
Well . . . Sry – ai’m laffing so hard ai can hardlee type!
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Ai think maybee we bedder stick to teh Bunniey Hawp – Ai hav no idea hao teh doo teh hawt wun!
I fink dey’re de same… But okeh. we will do deh bunneh hawp.
**bunneh hawps**
Funny story: About twenny years ago, teh sample Green Card (US Resident Aliem Card) that was shown on instructional and other Immigration-related documents had a picture of a lady whose fake name on teh card was Chow, Lai Ping. Around teh time that this card type was new I worked wif a Fronsch guy who pointed out that teh lady’s fake name when said in Fronsch was “chaud lapin” or “hot rabbit”, which in Fronsch is a eggspression for a lady whut likes to… well… who is teh vry friendly.
Click my bloo name to see a picture of this sample card. Is no longer used anymoars.
LOL!!! Ai think a “hot rabbit” iz prolly prettee much teh same az a
“Bunniee hawt!”
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That cudda bin sum dans we had there!!!
Hmmmm. . .jerman. . .Heisse Haeschen. . . Sounds sort ov teh sayme!@
Olawl
butt… butt… ai neads to see mai lols!
yesh… wez gonna ahbs 2 faic et… wez addicted 2 lolz
Robert Palmer ref, FTW!
akshully, dis is FreeBSD (as teh screen sayz)
Fail!
That’s a FreeBSD login prompt
congarats, mugglemary on ur nawt second.
Care for some warm milk wif vanilla or raspberry flavr?
oooooo spring! ai has sum wif razzelberree flavr, pls! ai needs tew stay awaik fur three moar ours, tho.
WUT?? Isnt linux, ai know wel! Its writin alluvarit: iz freebsd
Ok…rapsberry it is…wif sum cafene to help keaps u awake. Is 3 am whare ai am adn ai shud be alseep!
it sawnd berree soothing. iz 5 am heer in minneesnowta. whair yoo is?
fankees fur teh cafeen! ai preeshiates it!
Ai livs awn teh wet coast of Catnada but used to livs in Manitoba a bery lawng tiem ago.
U stll haz lawts ob snow whare u are?
no fangs cc! it awl melted cept a few piles in teh shade. haw bowt yoo? no flowers up heer yet, haben eben seen little green hedds.
ai hoap yoo abel to sleep after noms
we haz sno up in teh mountans but reely laet wif de flwrs dis spring…bery lawng cold winter dis yeer. crocus jest finishing adn twolips adn daffs coming up…yay!!!! Habing a hugee manettee downpore ob rane as ai type.
U haz a gud adn peeceful edn to ur wurkday.
Tiem 4 mai sleeps naow. Gud nite/morning!
Ahem, it’s FreeBSD
Note kitteh tried to log in as “root” but nawt noe passwurd. Iz hacker kitteh.
Awesome.
http://digg.com/d1oTIR <== Iz on Diggz!w
the computer is running FreeBSD not Linux
you’re right!
BC is checkin on his whirld dominashun plot
Cat-like typing detected.
On a related note, check this out
http://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/
Senses cats on keyboards and scares them away with an annoying sound
Ai soooooooo need taht! Amber can tern mai screen oopsideydaon an awlsorts!
Awlso, she dus nawt rekkernyse teh command “Get yur fat butt owt ob mai fayse, wen Ai is wayting fur teh gnu LOL to com oop!”
dats b-cuz her’s jelly-ous. aifinkso
Google “Pawsense”, it’s a program that detects when a cat is walking over your keyboard and scares it away with an annoying sound
Awwww.. . . no vershun fur teh Mac!
Puter dezk wit slidee keybordz lap drawerz. Iz grate. No cat-like typing ebber detekeded.
Simply terning teh keyboard ober when nawt sitting mite werk. But MINE walk awn it when ai am traing to TAIP!!!!
mIne sit mai lap and putz foot on teh skroll keeze. up. down. siedwayz, 2.
Mien jus go fwop rite on it and mek it go dhsvbdifjsdklfadksjrfdchbfudsjnhigntr;fhsdjnas;d,
Iz prawblem, oh yesh. I tries de Pawsense an iffen id wurks, I will haz a happy.
Naow does anypeep has a way to get ketteh to stop using de remote tv thingy? Dont mind dem watching shows wenn I not home, butt (!) dey change channel wenn Iz watching whodunnits! I has misted de bestest parts! (onna sidewaz note. anybuddy no who killed JR?)
Happeeeee Easter Caturday, all cheezers.
adn hawpee eestur 2 u toe
ebery 1 founded awl da eggs? oar will et stink in may?
Hawpee easter to boff ob u! wuld u liek some chokylat?
yummeh… eestur chokylat! ob corse ai wants
fankies
yur r b welcomies! *gibs 2 u* I liek de eers ob de bunnables..
yummeh… *braneshutdaon in… 3…2…1…* *munch* chooooooooookylaaaaattttt….
uh… adn… aiz sowreeh… ai forgotted… but (!) ebberytiem ai heers chokylat oar smells et oar sees et oar taests et mai brane shuts daon ^^
hawpee eestur 2 u kylee
ohnoes! nawt teh brayn shut-daonies!!!
dai still in fridgee. Shaungrl onlee hab 4-leggers.
dem nawt lookin fer eggs? hmm… mebbeh beddur dem do nawt… becuz we awl noe hao 4-leggers bees lookin fer ennehfink. ^^
Dey getz teh yokes, Moma like 4 aig omlits, but onlee 2 yolks.
Dey say YUMMERS.
The onlese tings my puppers findz from teh bunneze, Easterz or udderwize, is marblez. (hint: we is countree dwellerz) Dey search in teh morningz. Look liek 3 cows grwazin wen dere moma leave for work. e-ewe…sigh.
Well, that’s FreeBSD, not Linux…
What’s the difference? One Sucks. Which one? It depends on who you ask.
Oh noe
Kewt kitteh butt
I hopes they have a code that’ll prevent a splort
…Too late
~Splort!~
Ay Yi Yi Yi D.R. !!!!!! Wai doo you awlwayz splort way down where no one can seee yoo???
AND sum hawt choklit! Wif tinee marshy mellows.
*fetches teh CCC*
*sweepity sweepity sweepity sweep*
So – ai think ai hav tehm awl.
*pours teh verree gentlee bak in D.R.’s hed* Ploop ploop ploop
*pat pat pat pat pat pat ~ tuk tuk tuk in teh loose enz*
SNAAAAAAAAPPP awn teh CHRG(wdoi)
There!!!! Luks pretty gud!
Nao – just sit heer in this comfee chayre. An here’s TOO choklit Eester Bunnies – an a couple ov peeps!!!
An thiz lite purplol Cheezpeeplmap Blankee! Luks verree festive fur Eester!!
Taht wuz nawt such a BIG splort – so ai think yoo bee ok in maybe 15 minnits???
Whew, thanks
U saved me, JCH4K
KERNELPANIC WIN
But, but, but….. Kitteh is typin in binary xcuteible wif his butt. Iz 4 skool signment.
*hides inna blind tu watch8
*taeks noats awn hao menny commints be posted taht 1) be litral enuff taht tehy just has tu correkt watt program it be, an 2) du nawt eben glance fru uvver commints an eech finking tehy be teh onlee wun tu gno this*
trollus nihilectus crosst wif t. rongnomus, we haz tehm.
Liddill Kitteh blawgz
wiff wuttebburr amz handee.
Pre~furrz sitteengz daown
Majjikk Windo amz
phunn 2 watch. Kitteh waytz 4
‘Amminull Planitt’
Lawng flatt ‘Klikkee Bawkz’
maykz ekksellunt seet. Kitteh
coodz stayz heer awwwwwlll day!
Jack.
That isn’t linux.
That’s freebsd.
Idiots.
I’d just like to see it prevent kitteh-butt logoffs and shutdowns.
OS recognition FAIL!
Even if it was a linux based OS, linux is just one part of it, and it may not even be the most important part. Heck, mahjongg can, at times, be the most important part. I think, generally speaking, that it’s gnome.
I’m taking all ur cheezburgers.
sudo make cheezburger
erbor: u not purrform tis operashun unless you is ceiling cat
sudo -u “ceiling cat” make cheezburger
problem solved.
sudo feed -me
Command not Found. Please replace user.
FAIL!!!
Freebsd is Unix not Linux
Uh, actually, while FreeBSD and the other BSDs are technically based on the Berkley Software Distribution of Unix System V, because of licensing restrictions there’s no real Unix code in FreeBSD. While it could be argued that FreeBSD has much of the same underlying structure and userspace as certain versions of Unix (since, as was discovered, the original BSD stripped of its Unix code was only something like six files away from being a complete operating system on its own anyway), it technically isn’t Unix. To be correct, FreeBSD is the FOSS implementation of much of one of the Unix tool-sets rebuilt on (in this case) the FOSS FreeBSD kernel. These days if you want real Unix your only FOSS option is OpenSolaris. Otherwise, you’re going to be paying for it…
Unix is a set of settings/features, any code that implements them is “unix code”
That being said, it also has to be approved as UNIX by whatever group does this, which FreeBSD has not had done. It’s also done for hardware/software combinations, not just the OS, so technically OpenSolaris only Unix on the right hardware, if any. I’m am not sure that Sun has actually had OpenSolaris verified as a Unix operating system.
And the important part here, rather than flexing technuts, is that the lolcat is labelled LINUX when it’s blatantly obvious from the screenshot it’s FreeBSD.
Linux was based on UNIX?
yes … sit down please
cats are gonna fix the blackberry problem too. be there, Linux-kitteh.
once my cat jumped up on my desk computer and deleted my whole itunes playlist by sitting on the delete button!
mah cat sat on my computa desktwop an pwessed teh delete butun wif his but deleting mah itunes playlistz!
he be havin a big buut
got root? nope. Got butt? yep.
Very interesting. Thanks for sharing
Unix. U don’t haz it.