
she’s coming! she’s coming! and she’s GOT THE CHEESEBURGERS!!!
ooh.. look. der iz teh ice kreem man.
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she’s coming! she’s coming! and she’s GOT THE CHEESEBURGERS!!!
ooh.. look. der iz teh ice kreem man.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: CalTrec10
do want!!!!
Teh kitteh or teh cheezburgers?
Yesh.
Teh kitteh, teh cheezburgerz adn sum eer plugs
u want fries wif that?
can ai has fries?
U can always has fries wif cheezburgers.
U can has fries. Or u can has one of these fries alternatives:
Asparagus sticks
Beet poppers
Corm on teh knob
Dangerously mild spicy fries
Extry mild white bred
F…
Fried stake tartare
Golden brown peas
Half-baked idears
Illegitimate baby corms
J…
Jumpin beenz, baiked
Klams Kasino
Lettus rollups
Maus kabobs
Not taht wii nom teh rodints….
Open faice sammiches
P….
Penne all’ arrabbiata
Qweschunable fuds frum teh fridge
Refrreid fried beens
S. . .
Sasparilla sohduh
Tamari-marinated tofoo
Ugli froot
Vindalu
Xtremely xciting edibles
Yak butter tea
Zebra cake!
Ai interrupts this frivolity to remindify everyone of teh tajed … tragdyd … really bad thing that happens all too often. Yes, i’ze referring to when She comes home, withe teh cheezburgers, and teh kitteh duzzn’t get any . Yes, it duz happens, my frends. Hoo noes why? Maybe it’z becuz she forgot she has a kitteh (so we tries to remind her wif gentle verbal cues). Maybe it’z becuz she thinks that kittehs are teh vegeb … vebegelt … eats teh green stuff (so we remindifies her that we are teh carnivores by leaving the mouse innards in teh libing room). Whateber teh reason, it is teh sad, teh tragic, and we can only collect for teh LCB Fund to Clothe teh Hungry to help things get better.
*faynts frum teh sheer horrur uv it awl*
*sheds a tear, wipes it up wif a shamwow*
That was teh byootiful, PdB!
*sob*
Won’t chew awl think ub teh hungreh kittehs?
*teerz streem daown faice*
Peeps whoo dew nawt shair wif teh kittehs? O the hyuge manatee!
*swimsswimsswims to the rescue towing a barge filled with cheeseburgers and assorted sides*
Don’t worry kittehs and cheesefriends, I have enough noms for all! I have cheese burgers, kelp burgers (for our vegetarian friends) hot dogs (for the goggie lovers), fries, sea cucumbers, anything you could want! All free for the lol lovers!
Oh…um…just let me borrow that shamwow a minute LCB please *dries flippers off*
Hugs to all {{{cheesefriends}}}
{{{{{Hugh_G_Manatee}}}}}
Dat Shamwow reely duz abzorb elebenty tiems its wait in wadder. U iz dri az a martoonie.
Fanks fur teh kelp burger. Wif awl dese noms, it will b a grate day in Cheezland.
*wypez aiez frum teh sadness ov Phillipe’s report*
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So – thanks to Hugh_G_Manatee – we can awl be happee again!
But wayte!
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So far we hav awnlee choklit bunnies to silly brayte Phillipes solo in teh Tawp spot!
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We cud uze awl theez burgrers an friez to hav a RELEEE BEEEG PARTEEE!
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Heer! *flap flap flap flap flap*
*spred spred spred spred spred*
Ai hav browt a lot ov blankies fur teh partee. Itz AWLMOAST warm ennuf . . an sum plaices it iZ!! laik the Princess Mu Meddow!
Yay! A piknik!! *bery gentlee shoos teh antz awai frum teh blankies*
That not always hoomanz falt. My kitteh duzznt et cheezburgers, duzznt wan them. She wont chaz mouses either! I’ve offrd her chikin & she duzznt wan it either. I think she is alien, not kitteh!
mai gurliez r lyke taht tew s.wagner, tehy haz liddle intrest in hooman fuds, nawt eben toona! maybee tehy com frum teh saim plannet az ur kitteh!
Mai Murphy kitteh alwais FINKS shee wantz sum, she meews an begz an luuks starvin. Butt (!) wen ai fawl fer hurr akt an put sum uv wateber it iz daown fur hurr, shee luuks at it lyke ‘meh!’ an wauks awf.
teh kitteh!
concatulashuns on yur nwat sekkund! lets hab eester chokylat bunneh and bunneh hawp dans to caturbrate!
concatulashuns on yur nawt sekkund! lets hab eester chokylat bunneh and bunneh hawp dans to caturbrate!
oops double posted… ignore dis won peez.
Good idea awn the bunneh hawP kylee! But . . .
yoo need to start it so ebreewun can joyne in.
O hai, Janet!
Didja see I maded a comment about ur bunneh hawt on teh previous thred? Dija huh? Dija huh?
No!!! LOL!!! Ai’m awlmost afrayed to go!! But. . .heer ai Goooooooooooo!!!
Why u has a afraid? Whut do u think I would says? *looks innocent*
HECK YEAH!
btw, it r my birfday 2day.
Happy birfday, darthj!
*sticks a birfday candle on toppa a cheezburger and gives it to darthj*
*starts sticking birfday candles in each individual Fronsch fry*
BRB, need to buy moar candles.
Hipp birfday tu u, hippy birfday tu yu, hippy birfday deer darthj, hippy birfday tu yuuuuuuuuuu!!! An mannneee moooooooorrrrrrr!!!!! Heer, yu kan has a special golden Lindt chocoleet eestar bunnee wid a gowlden ribbon an a beeootiful shinee gowlden bell arownd eets neck.
fank u guys!
Happee happee birfdai tew uuuuuuu darthj!!!
This mite bee a dubble poast! Ai did it wunce, an WP seemed to laik it! But. . .it nebber hurtz to sing it twice!
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ 

♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫
♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER darthj ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
O, happy birfday!!! Caturday is a wondurrfull day too haz a birfday! Menny happy
purrs and myows too u!
Happehtayle birfday, darthj!!!!!
Happeh happeh birfdai, darthj!
Hope dis one iz teh bestest so far.
Hab a wunnerful yeer!
*putes cannel on teh cheezburger*
and sangs gude song…hippo birdee two ewes!
(wit pologies to Sara B.)
Ai laik dis kitteh’s colorin, is berry purrty! Ooo, white an orinj belleh floof, berry splortee…
Kitteh iz bery bewtiful, ai luv hiz strypez! Ohai {{{{africat}}}}
Ohai BF!!! {{{{{BF}}}}}
Africat! Yoo sed (oar implied, at leest!!) taht yoo were a fan ov teh 2000AD comix. If that be so, then yoo mite laik to luk at gibbocat’s site.
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Ai dont think he haz bin heer since yoo hav bin – but he iz teh wun hoo browt us teh Ty Boo Teek, an bilt teh JCH4K Theatre, an gave us teh moast fabulolso 08 Winter Olympix – an mennee otter things.
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Heer iz hiz noo web site. Itz nawt finished yet, but there iz MUCH of grate intererst there – lotz ov grate pikchoors an interesting explanashuns ov hao things cayme to be.
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An – if yoo go – an ai hope yoo do, pleez leeve a commint in teh guestbuk. It iz, as yoo know, verree nice to know taht yur frenz (an yoo WUD bee wun if an wehn he coms bak!) ar there!
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Ian-Gibson.com
Yoo prolly dont need the www – ai think yur pewter duz that for yoo???
Inn teh distince, a faynt noize iz heerd….
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It growz tew a thundrus rumbel…..
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Treez swai, smal childrun wailz…..
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Az ebree kitteh fer elebenty mylez rownd comez runnin wifakwikness an mobs teh poor laydee wif teh cheezburger bahg.
sum nooz shud bee towld inna wisper, kitteh!
Yippity whooo hooo! I needz a napkins…..
Strypee Kitteh amz
goarjuss wiff burnissht floof wayr
U leest ekkspekktz it
Alfa~Male Kitteh
amz berreh lowdz! , butz no wun
tellz Kitteh 2 stawpz!
Hundredz ubz Kitteh
eerz turnz and funnillz sowndz. Knoez
dat itz Nom Nom Tyme!
Jack.
*clappity clappity*
*applesauce applesauce*
Yu iz full uv WIN, Jack!
An fankyu fur what yu sed bowt Eva-bebbeh last nyte.
Where did Jack comment about Eva? It’s gotta be good, and I can’t find it right now….
Awn teh “oh crap…” lol last night – ai maded a ravver laet annownsmint abowt gnu Eva bideos.
Just clikkee heer
Ohai {{{p-k}}} an shmoos tew Eva fer hurr 4 week birfdai!
Fanks, BF! Iz hard tu beeleev, her has beend wif us so long, an taht 4 weeks be her hole lyf an her getting so big an strong!
bhahhaha i thought of this VERY wrong, but this is so funny! love the kitty ;p
Dis is teh orijinal “cat call”.
akshully teh “cheezburger cat call”
da cheezburgers r here!
And dey surroundz deh laydee and stealz deh cheezburgerz!
lolz i keep thinkin bout wat it wld b liek 2 b ther.