Comments on: Whachu meen ders two ob us?

By: jk

jk — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 07:52:49 +0000

HAHHAHHAHA one of the funnier ones

By: tay-tay

tay-tay — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 01:30:13 +0000

ccccccccccccuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!1

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:12:55 +0000

Ohai dayr, luvvee

Wellcumm 2 playss cawlld
‘I Can Haz Cheezburgr’! Wii
habz lawtza phunn heer.

Happee Caturday!
U haz Kitteh? Letz himz joyn
ina and playz awyle!

U duz ekksellent
lol~speek. I habz no dowt dat
U willz fitz ryte inz

Jack.

By: Daisy the Curly Cat

Daisy the Curly Cat — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:09:23 +0000

Hay! Luks just lyke my brudder Harley!

By: erik teh lolcat

erik teh lolcat — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:06:59 +0000

Ooo.. wayt human!!1!!1 hao maynee thumbz??

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 05:44:52 +0000

Mike and Ike (tehy luuk alyke) *by Rube Goldberg*

By: katbert

katbert — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:13:23 +0000

I see three. I is right ?

By: lovey369

lovey369 — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 00:22:04 +0000

i is noo. plz 2 maeks mee feel welcm?

By: lovey369

lovey369 — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 00:20:48 +0000

i iz noo 2 ichc. plz to maek me feel wellcom?

By: jd

jd — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 00:06:36 +0000

Corn grits! Dat woz eggsellent pome!

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:58:38 +0000

Twinz Tukksee Kittehz
habz wunderfull lyfez. Canz duz
enneefeengz dayz pleez!

Hewminz eezeelee
cawnfewdz wiff Twinz Kittehz wenz
dayz duz Kitteh stuffz

Twinz Tukksee Kittehz
bettah dan eppesoad ubz
‘T3h Pattee Dook Sho’!

Jack.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:45:25 +0000

Gud job Bom_Momme! I wuz buzi wif RL an nawt payin tenshions. Heer yu go Momme haz a drinkie an relax for awl yur wurk an gud deeds!

By: Libby

Libby — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:45:24 +0000

Comment WIN!

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:35:53 +0000

oooh Tidmum, I haz a jealous dat yu gitted a new kukker/obbin. I lukz ebberityme i goes tu da home prov ment stor an hubbi just shakes him head.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:35:40 +0000

Ai haz a hongree nao, too.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:25:39 +0000

Yesh. Car first, tehn gnu obbin.Is shiney an nice.
I can has lots ob rume for awl teh fuds to cuk atwunce

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:24:30 +0000

nope.Nawt seen dem.
I wud eet awl teh marshymellos.Tehy wud nawt stand a chance bein made into fings

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:23:11 +0000

Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, jmuhj.  *comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd) *sweepa sweepa sweepa jmuhj’s braynes into a neet pile* *rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur* *scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee* *jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone* *applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)* *taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp* *tukka tukka tukka saxikath in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee* *givs saxikath a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling* *stands bak to luuk at werk* … Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:22:48 +0000

..an now I has midnite snak attak!

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:22:24 +0000

NOMNOMNOM
I likes teh ranchdressing awn lots ob fuds .
Speshully awn teh Peetsa Shed sallid an dipdipdipteh crust in

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:12:46 +0000

Oooh – and grilled cheese sandwiches.

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:07:57 +0000

Did Dame Janet send you abowt peeps? (marshmello kind) If nawt ai wil send. Peepulz has maid da cyute fingz wif dem

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:06:07 +0000

If u lieks ranch dressing, den yesh.
[/lolspeak] I used to work at a restaurant that served all kinds of food. Among other things, we served fried chicken & also wedge-cut fries fried in the same kind of batter we used on the chicken. YUM. It was there that I learned about dipping fries in ranch & now that’s my preferred way of eating them. Fried zucchini, too. Mmmm. I’ve occasionally dipped pizza & taquitos, too.

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:05:28 +0000

{{{{{ Angsty wun}}}}} hoap docturz can has yu fikzed beddur. Tiemz must be sum gud if yu can has nu ubbin. Ai fawt yu gawt nu cukkur nawt lawng bak. maibe wuz da car. Yis , has a gud lie in. Yur sistur wif yur saim birfdai wil be heer fur da wekewekeweke end.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:01:44 +0000

Heh — eerwurm .. ai nao haz wun.

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:59:56 +0000

Oar eben da cotij cheez (pleh) snerk…

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:51:52 +0000

Dont eben get me started awn teh hows wyn.

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:48:32 +0000

Aifink if we mayd it fru dat list, weed be seein moar den dubbul.

Or mebbe seein nuffin atawl.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:41:56 +0000

I has teh same prollum whem I has teh Cottage Pie.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:40:20 +0000

Ohai {{{{{ladymonde}}}}
had soooo much goin awn heer lately, I nawt get as much plai time
We’s doin okay.Waitin for results of Angsty wuns braynium skan nao.She been teh poorly, as well as diffikult as always! Boichik is gud,an doin well at skule
Kitchin been upside down for a munf or moar cuz ob dekkeratin an gnu obbin an stuff.
I’s lookin forward to a lie in tomorroe
Hope awl is well wiv yoo an yors?
Hoppy Eester to yoo.

By: jd

jd — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:36:01 +0000

An’iffen yu want fings awl ober town (lyke my lols , Advoe Kate!

By: calicocoa

calicocoa — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:35:15 +0000

Neener neener nog
O O (xv) (rachael ray ref)
Pago Pago punch
Q…

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:35:04 +0000

…an luvvin it! *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

By: ladymonde

ladymonde — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:34:13 +0000

Ohai, {{{{[TM}}}}} ai nawt se yu heer in sum wilez. Hoap yu ar gud. Wuz just teling grannyogg bowt yur prupul vac musheen. she wantz. Happy eestur.

By: jd

jd — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:33:55 +0000

Der’s a hole stack ob drinks piling up, further down teh messages, iffen yu want to help yoreself.

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:33:27 +0000

sick part is that i’ve become so inured to it that i don’t even notice it anymore, which is weird, because my first job involved being around freshly harvested onions all day long and i ALWAYS noticed that smell…in fact it took me three months after i quit that place to completely get that smell off of me and out of my system

By: jd

jd — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:32:48 +0000

Well, I cud neber get teh hole ranch tu fit on teh burger. Sum ob teh fields wud awlways fall off the side.

By: jd

jd — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:31:40 +0000

Iffen yu tyred ob running teh country, Abdi Kate.

By: gammacat

gammacat — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:30:55 +0000

ranch dressing? nebber tried taht before

By: calicocoa

calicocoa — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:29:44 +0000

ai ahgreze wif yew, awn awl fruntz. imfack, ai reelyzd dat ai shudda sed “seein dublol” rait aftur ai presst “add comment).
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*sigh* ummmm, didyusaey *sillybrate*???
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yersh! ai lubz dat! *halpz angelplume pore adn hand owt teh martooniez.*

By: jd

jd — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:29:41 +0000

Ice Scream
Jumping Bean Puree
Kumulus Klowd
L…

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:29:33 +0000

If tehy is nommin awn gum;Masty Kate

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:29:10 +0000

♫ “Fil mah aiz wif taht dubbl vizhun,
no dizguyz for taht dubbl vizhun
Ooh, wen it gets thru to meh,
iz alweyz noo to meh
Mah dubbl vizhun alweyz seems to get teh best of meh” ♫

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:28:36 +0000

Oh noez! Itz gud dat u finded gud hoams fur teh Spooklets — but sad dat u had to say gudbye to dem. Az fur teh stinkiness … ew. Haz u tried “Nature’s Miracle” yet? Sum pplz swarez by it. *shrug* Gud luk wif getting dat cleen!

By: jd

jd — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:27:47 +0000

Ecky Winter Thumper Ale
Four Corners Ale
Guinness
Hop ‘n’Bothered Ale
Inchgower Single Malt Scotch Whisky
Jack Daniels
Kingfisher Premium Lager
Lindesfarne Mead
Milagro Silver Tequila
N…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:25:17 +0000

Mebbe sum ranch dressin for dippin teh fries?

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:24:14 +0000

Well, i iz nao onleh seein two kittehs…Teh landloard busted meh for habbin too many kittehs in too small a spaes…fownd good hoems for teh Spooklets tho…bettar tahn teh luk i wuz habbin uzin teh Craygzlist to do it…also got busted cuz Spooky’s habit of random “highlighting” gaev mah partmint a srs caes of TEH STEEEENK…i kept kleening, but she alweyz fownded noo hard-to-reach playsez to pee on…so i got desensitized to teh smell, ebenchoowally…teh manager and teh landlord said taht eben tho my apartment appeerz kleen, teh stink maeks it a mayjer caes of “PLEH! DO NOT WANT” so i haz spent teh week tryin to de-stink the place

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:23:55 +0000

wun uv dese iz nawt liek teh udder..
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o wayt, yz dey r

By: AngelPlume

AngelPlume — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:22:58 +0000

Yeff, pleez. Wiff kechup adn extra salt.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:21:26 +0000

If tehy moov to teh countrisyd, an get left owt in teh rane; Rusty Kate