Whachu meen ders two ob us?
Whachu meen ders two ob us? U been drinkin again?
u needz 2 fix ur drinkin problum.
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Seein dubbul
ohai ap — gmta!!!
Hai, calicocoa. Ai wunders sumtyms if it meens we has grate mynds, or dat we boff juss went fur teh nawt-sekkund fing dat poppd in owr heds, ravver den bein reelee grate adn cummin up wiff sumfin moar klebber. But ai suppoz datz hao ai ushulee gets intu teh brayd, but nawt at teh tawp ob teh heep.
*sigh* Whutz a kitteh tu do?
Sillybrate, ob kors! *dans-dans-dans* Martooneez awl arownd!
ai ahgreze wif yew, awn awl fruntz. imfack, ai reelyzd dat ai shudda sed “seein dublol” rait aftur ai presst “add comment).
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*sigh* ummmm, didyusaey *sillybrate*???
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yersh! ai lubz dat! *halpz angelplume pore adn hand owt teh martooniez.*
Der’s a hole stack ob drinks piling up, further down teh messages, iffen yu want to help yoreself.
Aifink if we mayd it fru dat list, weed be seein moar den dubbul.
Or mebbe seein nuffin atawl.
I see dis commint twice.
i see *dis* commint twice!
Otay, datz a dubbul GMTA, nao. We be mynd-meltifyd.
win an awsum, angelplume! an conga ratz furr leedin teh :03 brayde!
Iz teh OWNLI brayde wib a smilee!
Iffen yore mind iz a cheezmelt, du yu want fries wib dat?
Yeff, pleez. Wiff kechup adn extra salt.
Mebbe sum ranch dressin for dippin teh fries?
ranch dressing? nebber tried taht before
Well, I cud neber get teh hole ranch tu fit on teh burger. Sum ob teh fields wud awlways fall off the side.
I has teh same prollum whem I has teh Cottage Pie.
Dont eben get me started awn teh hows wyn.
Oar eben da cotij cheez (pleh) snerk…
If u lieks ranch dressing, den yesh.
[/lolspeak] I used to work at a restaurant that served all kinds of food. Among other things, we served fried chicken & also wedge-cut fries fried in the same kind of batter we used on the chicken. YUM. It was there that I learned about dipping fries in ranch & now that’s my preferred way of eating them. Fried zucchini, too. Mmmm. I’ve occasionally dipped pizza & taquitos, too.
Oooh – and grilled cheese sandwiches.
NOMNOMNOM
I likes teh ranchdressing awn lots ob fuds .
Speshully awn teh Peetsa Shed sallid an dipdipdipteh crust in
..an now I has midnite snak attak!
Ai haz a hongree nao, too.
…an luvvin it! *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Oh my. U haz bin down fur a wile, jmuhj. *comes flyin arown teh corner in teh CCC* WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO-WEE-HOO (datz teh siren sownd) *sweepa sweepa sweepa jmuhj’s braynes into a neet pile* *rinsa rinsa rinsa teh braynes wif razzberree-scented sparklee waddur* *scoopa scoopa scoopa teh braynes & slied dem bak into teh crayniyul cabitee* *jentlee replacify teh bits uv skullbone* *applies CHRG (wif drawings uv bebbeh skwirrls onnit)* *taypa taypa taypa teh CHRG into playce wif duckee tayp* *tukka tukka tukka saxikath in unner a floofee cheezmap blankee* *givs saxikath a cuppa hawt (nawt too hawt) choklit & a choklit octopus wif caramel filling* *stands bak to luuk at werk* … Dere. Teh kullur iz comin bak to ur cheeks. U rest heer until u iz feelin stronger – an maek sure nawt to luuk at kyoot kitteh wiffowt prawpurr purrtekshun.
Gud job Bom_Momme! I wuz buzi wif RL
an nawt payin tenshions. Heer yu go Momme haz a drinkie an relax for awl yur wurk an gud deeds!
seein dubl
I see this commint twice.
Ai see dis commint twice.
Cat an copy cat!
Gurgle gurgle. Nope, no pangalactic gargle blaster heer.
Comment WIN!
To kwote LCB…
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Kate & Duplikate!
Adn iffen hung ober, Medi Kate.
an if tehy is awl ober teh toun; Cindy Kate
An’ iffen yu want fings awl ober town (lyke my lols
, Advoe Kate!
Ob coarse, iffen yu want to mayk fings harder, Complee Kate.
Adn iffn feelin friskee, uh, nebbermind. *goez tu NB*
If tehy moov to teh countrisyd, an get left owt in teh rane; Rusty Kate
If tehy is nommin awn gum;Masty Kate
Iffen yu tyred ob running teh country, Abdi Kate.
Ohai, {{{{[TM}}}}} ai nawt se yu heer in sum wilez. Hoap yu ar gud. Wuz just teling grannyogg bowt yur prupul vac musheen. she wantz. Happy eestur.
Ohai {{{{{ladymonde}}}}
had soooo much goin awn heer lately, I nawt get as much plai time
We’s doin okay.Waitin for results of Angsty wuns braynium skan nao.She been teh poorly, as well as diffikult as always! Boichik is gud,an doin well at skule
Kitchin been upside down for a munf or moar cuz ob dekkeratin an gnu obbin an stuff.
I’s lookin forward to a lie in tomorroe
Hope awl is well wiv yoo an yors?
Hoppy Eester to yoo.
{{{{{ Angsty wun}}}}} hoap docturz can has yu fikzed beddur. Tiemz must be sum gud if yu can has nu ubbin. Ai fawt yu gawt nu cukkur nawt lawng bak. maibe wuz da car. Yis , has a gud lie in. Yur sistur wif yur saim birfdai wil be heer fur da wekewekeweke end.
Did Dame Janet send you abowt peeps? (marshmello kind) If nawt ai wil send. Peepulz has maid da cyute fingz wif dem
nope.Nawt seen dem.
I wud eet awl teh marshymellos.Tehy wud nawt stand a chance bein made into fings
Yesh. Car first, tehn gnu obbin.Is shiney an nice.
I can has lots ob rume for awl teh fuds to cuk atwunce
oooh Tidmum, I haz a jealous dat yu gitted a new kukker/obbin. I lukz ebberityme i goes tu da home prov ment stor an hubbi just shakes him head.
tew LCBs?
*hydes ALL shinee stuff*
*paints an exploding ink capsule wib shinee colors adn sticks awl kinds ob glitter adn sparklee fings on it. Den places it owtside LCB’s door.*
whut dew i needz to drink to get mai kittehs to duplicat?
(crazy cat ladyhood, heer i com!)
Eezy. Yu need wun ob eech ob teh following, in order.
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Appuljack
Babysham
Cider ob teh Strongbow
Devil’s Dyke
E…
Eu de Xerox
Fin ob kissyfish
Golden elixer ob Shanghai
Hevee waddur
I…
Ice Scream
Jumping Bean Puree
Kumulus Klowd
L…
Ecky Winter Thumper Ale
Four Corners Ale
Guinness
Hop ‘n’ Bothered Ale
Inchgower Single Malt Scotch Whisky
Jack Daniels
Kingfisher Premium Lager
Lindesfarne Mead
Milagro Silver Tequila
N…
Neener neener nog
O O (xv) (rachael ray ref)
Pago Pago punch
Q…
wun uv dese iz nawt liek teh udder..
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o wayt, yz dey r
Well, i iz nao onleh seein two kittehs…Teh landloard busted meh for habbin too many kittehs in too small a spaes…fownd good hoems for teh Spooklets tho…bettar tahn teh luk i wuz habbin uzin teh Craygzlist to do it…also got busted cuz Spooky’s habit of random “highlighting” gaev mah partmint a srs caes of TEH STEEEENK…i kept kleening, but she alweyz fownded noo hard-to-reach playsez to pee on…so i got desensitized to teh smell, ebenchoowally…teh manager and teh landlord said taht eben tho my apartment appeerz kleen, teh stink maeks it a mayjer caes of “PLEH! DO NOT WANT” so i haz spent teh week tryin to de-stink the place
Oh noez! Itz gud dat u finded gud hoams fur teh Spooklets — but sad dat u had to say gudbye to dem.
Az fur teh stinkiness … ew. Haz u tried “Nature’s Miracle” yet? Sum pplz swarez by it. *shrug* Gud luk wif getting dat cleen!
sick part is that i’ve become so inured to it that i don’t even notice it anymore, which is weird, because my first job involved being around freshly harvested onions all day long and i ALWAYS noticed that smell…in fact it took me three months after i quit that place to completely get that smell off of me and out of my system
♫ “Fil mah aiz wif taht dubbl vizhun,
no dizguyz for taht dubbl vizhun
Ooh, wen it gets thru to meh,
iz alweyz noo to meh
Mah dubbl vizhun alweyz seems to get teh best of meh” ♫
Heh — eerwurm .. ai nao haz wun.
Twinz Tukksee Kittehz
habz wunderfull lyfez. Canz duz
enneefeengz dayz pleez!
Hewminz eezeelee
cawnfewdz wiff Twinz Kittehz wenz
dayz duz Kitteh stuffz
Twinz Tukksee Kittehz
bettah dan eppesoad ubz
‘T3h Pattee Dook Sho’!
Jack.
Corn grits! Dat woz eggsellent pome!
i iz noo 2 ichc. plz to maek me feel wellcom?
i is noo. plz 2 maeks mee feel welcm?
Ohai dayr, luvvee
Wellcumm 2 playss cawlld
‘I Can Haz Cheezburgr’! Wii
habz lawtza phunn heer.
Happee Caturday!
U haz Kitteh? Letz himz joyn
ina and playz awyle!
U duz ekksellent
lol~speek. I habz no dowt dat
U willz fitz ryte inz
Jack.
I see three. I is right ?
Mike and Ike (tehy luuk alyke) *by Rube Goldberg*
Ooo.. wayt human!!1!!1 hao maynee thumbz??
Hay! Luks just lyke my brudder Harley!
ccccccccccccuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!1