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  1. Ambercat says:

    Karrut? Wut karrut?

    • ohai ambercat.
      yeah, there is no karrut. nope.

      • *d’beaker looks around*
        *very quiet*
        *except for the crickets*
        but that’s ok. peeple will be along soon. in the meantime, ai have made a pawt of tea and have some biscotti.
        *offers tea and biscotti to ambercat*
        pull up a comfy chair and relaxify.

        • Ambercat says:

          Aaah! It is indeedy a Gud Frydegg! Tea an biscotti: fuds ob teh gods!

          • slurp munch nom slurp slurp dip munsh …
            *repeat as needed*

            • martoonie says:

              Ohai guyz, sorry ai wuz dealin wiv a BSOD problem. Awl ficksed nao. Enny ob dose biscotti left?

              • Eye sea here iz wher teh partee iz. So ai’m joyning yoo! ;)
                Seems to bee plentee pv biscotti – plane wun AN teh choklit cuvered.
                Oooooo – an luk! :-) Teh tee iz still HAWT!!!! Mirakul ov modern Sigh ends??
                *glug glug glug* *stir stir stir stir*
                *dip* munch nom
                OH!!! Ai see it iz ok to Slurp!! PURRRFekt!!
                slurp munch nom nom slurp munch munch dip dip slurp munch ad lib ;)

                • siobhan says:

                  oh hai… ai heerd here der bees a biscotti adn tee parteh? meh ai joins u? ai brotid an englis ship wif meh so we can hab… oh… no… wait… dat wus da boston teeparteh… dang.

                  • But wayte, soibhan. We can uze taht Ingerlish ship – if itz prittee small.
                    Since Fleep iz – ai think – sumwhere in Jermanee, ai am imagining taht we ar at teh Killesberg Park in Stuttgart – an we can just flote it in teh big pond there!

                • ohai again,
                  ober here where ai am, it is already being afternoon on a byootimous sunny day. but does that stawp me from having an otter cup of tea? and an otter biscotti, if there are being any left? no, it does not. and duz it prevent me frum passing the biscottis around to everyone else …. well … no, no, no, just kidding.
                  *passes biscottis around*

                  • Can we play “Where in the whirrld iz Phillipe d’Beaker.” ;)
                    Ai just KNOW teh spring flours ar blooming an ebreething iz toad alley gorgeous!
                    .
                    Thanks fur teh moar biscottis! Lucky yoo browt lots!
                    .
                    Moar tee??? *glug pour pour pour*
                    .
                    Glad yoo came bak! Much moar fun with teh guest ov honneur akshullee here!!

                    • bluesfan473 says:

                      gud moanin cheezfrends! fank u fer teh tee an biscotti!
                      *sipnomsipnomsipnom*

                    • if you click awn my name, and look in lols, you in paticular will know exactly where d’beaker is at the moment. just try it and see.

                      • Maus says:

                        Ah HA! You is in or near Geneva! An apparently you (and/or Igor) is plannin’ wirld desturc… distrac… um… borkification!

                        • Maus says:

                          The Large Gushifuds Smasher-Upper! Making new particlols like teh Higgs Bosom! Changing teh fabric of the Couch Continunomnomnom!

                        • blonde in bloo says:

                          oh Noes!!!!! Nawt teh Couch Continunomnomnom!
                          But, troof be told, teh fabrik iz alreddy shredded.

                        • judson says:

                          Whare can I finda pixshir of dis Ms. Higgs? I figgurs dat allah teh peeps I noes are excited about the Higgs Bosom and I wanna see wut makes he so speshull.

                      • Whale!!!! Ai NOOOO taht!! ;) But GRATE LOL!!!! Ai hav favoitted it!
                        .
                        But teh kwechun iz . . .where in jermanee?? Itz a big plaice!!
                        Ai’m guessing. . . sumwhere awn the Bodensee????

                        • Hey!! Maus an Fleep! Wud yooo just poze there together?? Aive fetched to camera frum the next pik!
                          *klik flash* *klik flash* *klik flash*
                          Oh, that luks grate! TWO ov yoo waring yur Fur Vests Frum Last!!! ;)
                          An siobhan’s little Ingerlish ship there in teh bakground luks grate!

                        • blonde in bloo says:

                          Phillipe…Veux-tu a liddlol ebening companyunship fruma blonde hu iz in no way innerested in espying on sinetifik sekrets?

                        • siobhan says:

                          *grabs a biscotteh and slurps sume tee* day-lee-shus…
                          but ai habs 2 leeb u nao… ai bees lettin da ship here… aiz sure we be habbing sum ingerlish comp’neh ober here, dem can taeks it hoam wif dem…

                          habs a niec parteh awl ob us…

                          *grabs a notter biscotteh adn goes 2 does sum eestur cleening in da nekst room*

                        • ohai guys,
                          .
                          JCH4K, iff’n you read the poster on that lol carefully, you will seeing the name of the place where ai am. at finkso, anyway (my lack of foreign language skills, let me show you them).
                          .
                          and the roomors about me and Igor and the Nawt-Small Hadron Smasher-Together are just rumors, ai tell you. we would never let Igor do anything to endangerify teh entire uniberse. well … almost neber … hardly ever … unless it seemed like a gud idea at the time …
                          *notices a stunning blonde in blue*
                          *wonders if she is spying scientific and technological secrets*
                          naaah, cudn’t be.
                          “scyooze me miss,
                          from asking you this,
                          but hoo may your good man BE?”

                        • blonde in bloo says:

                          Ah, but duz this deskrib yu?
                          *links arms wif Phillipe*
                          When he wuz gud, he wuz very very gud, but when he wz bad, he wuz better.

      • defoil says:

        the karrut is a lie :o

  2. Harry says:

    :shock: I can’t believe he got that all in his mouth! Cong-mice, PdB. I offers you carrot sticks and dance a poke-a in honor of your fur vest frum last!

  3. Meg-Meg says:

    :O
    That’s all I can say
    :O

  4. AngelAndz says:

    Woah! For a moment I was thinking he was going to nibble the carrot really fast or stash it under the duvet, but he amazed us all stored right inside his little cheek pouch! :-O Cool liddle hamster dude ^_^ *lol*

  5. lawlpuss says:

    I can haz veggie-burger?

  6. Bump says:

    Video Fail.

  7. Roadrunner says:

    Awesome :D I can’t believe it. My Hamster didn’t do something like this

  8. joiex says:

    he was soon found dead

  9. rodney dill says:

    ROUSC – Rodent of Unusual Storage Capacity

  10. Bryonia says:

    *crickets*

  11. bluesfan473 says:

    butt naow he needz wun fer teh uvver syde er heel bee awl unballinced!

  12. D.R. says:

    Din’t his Mom teech him how to chew nice?

  13. parrothead says:

    a

  14. ZOMFGCHEEZBURGAR says:

    zomfghax!!

  15. Tannim says:

    That’s nothing… you should see my hamster stash an entire pocky stick into herself.

  16. warmth_i_haz_it says:

    It looked like it was chiking or gagging at the end : O

    :’(

  17. Neato says:

    I used to have a hamster that did this exact same thing! lol I thought she’d chew some off then stash it, but she just popped the whole carrot stick into her mouth and was on her way. lol

  18. Wendy Zski says:

    My hammie did this, and then got stuck in the bend of his toob-tunnel. I had to take it apart to get him out!

  19. lalala says:

    umm evry hammie does that

  20. JAWolf says:

    Linda Lovelace reincarnated!

  21. Pigulim says:

    The Hebrew word for Hamster means “Storager/Horder”
    No surprise there :]

  22. Lolburger_meister says:

    Didn’t his mom ever teach him to always nom his food carefully?

  23. pablo says:

    lol how did he do that? he has a big stomach.

  24. Yetan says:

    he’s more carrot then hamster now


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