i come thru wormhole other side universe iz outta cheezburgers
u must be schrodingers kitteh.
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portal!
Congrats on leading four-way nawt-second, a78!
Portalcat.
is falling forever.
now ur tinkin w portalz!!!
teh cheezburger, it iz a lie, afinkso!
Zen Cat is both here and not here.
We needs ur halp!
*hands owt chokklit martoonies to awl us nawt sekkonders, az eberyone else iz tuu buzzy wib teh cheez platter*
*sips choklit martoonie*
*eyes cheez longinglee*
Ooops – sry. Ai wuz teh distrakted by cheez. Fankies fur teh martoonie, jd.
sumfink rong wiv yur grabbity – Ai is nawt yushully tihs hevy!
Inershull dampiners iz borked.
Teh enjines canna tayk it!
Shields Up! U doan’t no whut iz onn teh udder syde!
Damn right! It cud be any kind ob cheez on that cheezburger. France alone haz ober 500 diffrent kinds.
Plz to be feedin me NOW!
*hands out tapas and mojitos*
yu hongree agin?
dinna yu eet annee wurms wen yu waz in da wurm whole?
noms plz, ai haz a hungree!
*produces a playt ob 1,000 diffrent cheezes adn hands it to kitteh*
ooooooo fankewberreeberreeberreemuch!
nomnomnomnomnom
ooops ai wuz sew egg siytid ai ment tew ai fankYEWberreeberree…much!
*snerk* Misspelling lolspeak?
Iffen Kitteh haz been tu Hogwarts, mis-spelling cud be quite hazardous.
Kitteh digz up frum Chyna!
Ohh, alternet uneeverse…u tink dis evil purrsonalleety kitteh?
naw, no goatee!
Adn way too floofy adn cute. Adn white. Iffen itz an ebil purrsonality, it’d be black.
But mebbe in alternet uneeverse, teh gud wuns iz blak & teh ebil wuns iz wite.
Hmmm. Maibi, maibi. Butten cud yu hab an alternet uniburse in which goggies aer smart? Idontfinkso.
Now ur stretchin teh bownds uv reezin, aifinkso.
Iz awlways grape to hab a good raisin.
awl yur Cheezburgers belawng tu us……
Ohai, turtlol! How’z ur noo kitteh? How iz yoo?
I’m flyin 2morrow. I nawt flyed in 6 yeers. Wut duz I need to egg-speck?
Yu flyin owt uf Bluegrass?
Nope, Louisville.
Iz cheepur.
I wish I had flyed 2day. Teh wevvers wuz beyootiful.
2morro iz ‘pozed to be pleh. Gud day foar leevin teh state, I finkso!
I wish I wuz leevin da state tu go sumwear warm an nyce an sunni
Wayle, teh way my luck goes, sinse I’m leevin teh stayte, it prolly be warm an nyse an sunny whiel I’m gone an cold an rainee wen I get bak!
Yep, uzualli iz. I do lyke Bluegrass tho, iz beri small an easi.
Yah, I’ve yoosed Bloograss befoar. Jes nawt dis tyme.
Bring somthn gud to reed, ‘specialy if itz a long flight. An muzic. Do you have an iPod?
They are teh awsum fur travl!
I’m taykin a book an a magazeen.
Rarelee ever reed awn teh playne, tho. I’m too bizzy luukin owt teh window! I lubs seein teh tawps of teh clowdz.
take wun uf yur special medicines an yu kan sleep da hole tyme. Datz how i maded it tu Montana wif owt hazzing panik attack.
Ai tayked a Xanax & ai did nawt haz a panik!!! It wuz bery egg-ziting… er calming …. er… plezzint to nawt haz a panik.
I gotted trabel adbise frum my BFF 2day.
Hur sed, “Nawt to be frowin up awn teh playne”.
.
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I has been moshun sik onlee 2 tiems in my lyfe an nebber gotted ayr-sik. I lubs flyin. Take-awf iz teh bestest…feelin dat power an den liftoff….aaahhh…
Dat iz teh part ai hates teh moast. Take-awf freeks meh owt.
Landin iz my leest-fabrit part, but iz nawt awful.
Iz nyce tu aktualli injoy a flite for change is’nt it? Or atleast nawt bii howldin awn tu da armrest the whole flite tryin tu keep da plane in da air.
Ex-huzbin had wut turned owt to be panik attak awn a playne.
Wii ended up going to emerjensee room (in Iowa!) in teh middlol of teh nite, cuz him wuz nawt gettin beddur.
Aftur dey figgered owt him wuz jes habbin panik attak an nawt hart attak (had chest payns an dey tuuk him strate bak teh sekkund wii got in teh door), dey gibbed him Ativan an him wuz berry happee! LOL
well doan hab ennee likqwid moar dan 3oz uv eech an hab dem inna ziploc quart bag. Maek shur ur shooz iz ezee tew taek off an awn. Doan wer enny metal (oar berree much). Eff u taek a lappytawp u mite hab tew taek it owt uv teh bag. Taek fud onna playn, playnfud iz teh nastee (an eggspensieve tew). Moastly, HAB FUN!
My likwids iz goin in my czech’d bag. Lappytawp iz goin wif me.
Shoos? Prolly Crocs oar my slip-awn tennis shoos. Warin comfee clothes.
comfee cloaz iz teh bestest!
Keep beri clouse eye onna laptop. Sum tymes da bad peppols will steel dem while u iz busi undressn for da security. Doen put anifing onna scanner fingee until u iz readi to step fru da medol tector an den doan let anione near da over side till u haz da lappitop an hanbag/tote inna posseshun.
I gotta UNDRESS foar sekuritee?
Yepsirebob. Da TSA likes tu maek da peppol take off d shoez, socks an lotz ob ovver stuff iffn dey iz board an u lokkz lik taken da shoes off will caus da problum. Ai knoes cause mi huzby haz da one legg shortr den da ovver an sew him haz da troubl takin off or puttin onna shoes iffn he kant sit doen. Noe he taks da mukluks an jess slips dem on till he ken git tu da gate tu sit doen.
**note to self: Ware nyse unnerwares, jes in case**
plan tew buy yer own food. lotsa airlines eiver don’t feed yew, or charge for food. one tyme dey ran outta teh pay fud!
resistance is futile…..
I am Coffee ob Borg. Resistance is decaffeinated. You will be percolated.
Hay, turtlol, Ai haz a jellus taht u can haz teh Skawtish Fowld kitteh! Iz boi or gurl kitteh? Haow owld? Iz mai fave writ kinda kitteh.
Kitteh comes thru teenytiny stargaet! Wunder whut planet hez callin frum…
ShynyFingWorld, Ifinkso.
Purrcury, ob corse!
from furryplanet? ^^ cute cat!
DS9 is inna furrenzy.
Furrenzy….furrenzy…..izn’t dat a car?
Nao ur finking wif portals
Zee cheeseburgers must flow.
tell me of your homeworld……..
@@@@!
Wanna roomba?
Shur!
**tayks Rodney’s hand an duz rumba arown teh room**
it takes 2
Its Eric the Half-a-cat
♬
Orchestra
Leader:A-one, two, a-one two three four
Leader: Half kitteh, philisophically,
Must ipso facto half not be.
But half kitteh has got to be
Vis a vis it’s entity.
-d’you see?
But can kitteh be said to be
Or not to be an all kitteh,
When
half kitteh is not a kitteh,
Due to some ancient injury.
-Singing!…
All sing: La di di, one two three,
Eric the Half kitteh.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the Half kitteh.
Leader: Is this wretched half kitteh,
Half asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
All yell: No! It’s Eric the Half kitteh.
All sing: Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee,
Eric the Half kitteh.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the Half kitteh.
Leader: I love this kit employ-ee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer’s afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.
All sing: He loves him carnally…
Leader: Semi-carnally.
(speaks)
The End.
Voice: Cyril Connolly?
Leader: No, semi-carnally.
Voice: Oh.
All sing: (Quietly)
Cyril Connolly
(Ends with an elaborate whistle)
♬
John Cleese does indeed rule.
3km – Did yoo go luuk foar dat fing I tolded yoo too?
O hai iz stargaetkitteh!
Longcat iz five bilyun liteyerz long!
kitteh findz gud use for stargatez n phizziks.
i don get it
kitteh comes out of ground?
I defy da lawz of time an space!
Mars Needs Women……..an cheezburgerz
Oh yeah, an we need fryes, too
is that an Ankara cat?!??
Im sorry my dear cat, this side of ze universe is yet to invent cheezburgers.
Good thinking though! You must be very smart to even consider going through the wormhole. I requested ccb as a friend. Never got an answer though.
And speaking of wormholes, I think I’ll use a wormhole to check for fries and hot dogs as well.