Comments on: Iz on ur winshield

By: jk

jk — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 08:48:33 +0000

I love paw prints

By: divineandrogyne

divineandrogyne — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:59:57 +0000

I love the smell of pawprints in the morning.

By: doxie.ferret

doxie.ferret — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:51:09 +0000

one word, lolairbag suffication

By: doxie.ferret

doxie.ferret — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:50:15 +0000

one werd, SRATCHES.

By: HewwoKitteh112

HewwoKitteh112 — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 05:59:20 +0000

**sigh** Mah kitteh maid da paw pwints on mah winshieldz all da tym. On da roof an da hood, too. Mah kitteh’s wit Ceilin’ Cat now–I miss her. She wuz orange, too. She wuz a good kitteh. **sniff**

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 20:56:52 +0000

o wow!!! tehn yoo will habbing noo-to-yoo howse AN nooly-fiksed-up awsum kar!!!! !!!!

By: VAdame

VAdame — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 20:40:02 +0000

It’z a Inglisch kitteh — steering weel iz on udder side!

By: MH

MH — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 19:26:14 +0000

Seeing pawprints makes me mad, then a little happy, like, “Silly cats.” For what it’s worth, pawprints are far cuter than bird poop or bug splatters.

By: larf

larf — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:42:13 +0000

Damn, look at all them stickers on the windshield. Blind spot, anyone?

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 08:50:19 +0000

ai has teh peeps in saint paul pioneer press newspaper cawntest! figgers other cheezpeeps wud du tihs!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:59:24 +0000

An Paw~la. Ai luv to heer about teh luvlee Paw~la!

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 01:37:14 +0000

*meenwyol, teh lubli fyermans (an fyerwimmins, foar does sew inklynd) has met wif Martoonie, jmuhj, BF473, gammacat, 4.5kittehs an nicewitch. Dye awl bees laffin an smyolin an drinkifyin teh frereshing bevrijis, an fleksin der mussils (teh fyermens, nawt teh cheezpeeps sew mush) an hassin teh wunnerful tiems*

Nawt tu has a wurree, nies fyermans – LCB nawt needs teh resques enneemaors, kos seh klymd inna windoe to goes tu teh baffruum. Ai, awn teh uvver hand, bees feelin jus a liddol fayntlee — praps yu kud howld mii up wif yor beeg strawng armsis foar howrs an howrs an howrs?

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 01:20:20 +0000

Mebbeh teh nawt-frendlee kitteh bees teh Rabid Weeslol in dis guis, sted ob teh mongoosis.

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 01:17:47 +0000

Q — y duz dis weerd leddur keep shone up?? Nuffin ebbur starts wif it.
Reelee gud ai screems
Sum moar ai screems
Tukseedoh pressin serbiss
Unlimminittid aksess kredit kards
V …

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 00:26:45 +0000

“Weelee Bawkz”!!!! lubs it!

By: uniquekitty

uniquekitty — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 00:23:53 +0000

ai agwee – nawt liek Peeps! butt def bai choklit – wut a wai tew go…

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 00:20:20 +0000

Awwww, win

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:48:58 +0000

*syz*
Purrfren, yew is just nawt habbin a berry gud dai, iz yew?
*trys tew halp LCB up, fawls on bananananana peel, BDM’s ayr bag deploys, makin her luk lyk da Mishalin man*

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:45:51 +0000

Mai Paw~la didz dis
alla tyme. Muddee pawz printz
mentz U wuz fammlee

Paw~la woodz stawrt awn
t3h roof cuz itz grayt playss 2
Naps. den moov daownwurdz

Didz nawt matturr hoo
oawndz Weelee Bawkz. Pawz printz mentz
cumpleet akkseptenss!

Jack.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:39:04 +0000

Um… well… teh firemans is teh nice.

OTOH, I has to pee.

*goes in window with BDM, slips on banana peel*

*airbag on LCB deploys*

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:36:07 +0000

*grumblol grumblol grumblol*
Stewpy skai skraper jumpin in heer and messin ub mah resque.
*grumblol grumblol grumblol*
*goes intew skai skraper, rides elebator up tew elebenteeth floor, opens window*
Ohai LCB! Yew wants tew kums in offa da ledj, oar yew wanna wayt fur dah fyrmins and fyrwimmins?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:26:32 +0000

*has a scared*

Send teh firemans wif their long… ladders!

By: Mingcat

Mingcat — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:22:43 +0000

So, so true.. My cats also manage to do it ONLY right after I’ve washed it. It’s like a “Wet Paint” sign, they can’t resist. Hard to get mad at ‘em though, and yep, I always smile when I see the prints.

By: gammacat

gammacat — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:22:31 +0000

LCB yew come down rite now !

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:13:03 +0000

*skootches over too far, falls out of cameelia treebushthingy, lands on tramploine, bounces onto skyscraper ledge on elebentieth floor*

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:01:18 +0000

o my my my.
I sees I has to brake out teh serius stuffs.
*pushes button on bracelett*
*ends up in cameelya wif LCB*
oopsie, rong button!
can you skootch over a bit??

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:00:56 +0000

*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da pork skratchinz”
*washes dem wif warm Guiness tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures pinny gig will want dem anneewai*
*hauls owt a jiant tramploline*
*adjust, adjust, pattee patt*
dere Ok, LCB… ai noes ai nawt be a fyrmins or a fyrwimmins, butt (ehehehe) you can jumpify ontew da tramploline
Ai has neon purplol duck tayp tew hold yew tewgevver wif, fresh frum Mrs. Duck!
(QWAK!)
SEE!!!??? *whispurrs* Fangs Ms. Duck.
*waits fur LCB tew jumpify*
*arranges cheezpeeps blankie an sum Dom Parymyon and some fine choklit torte as insentib fur LCB tew jumpify ontew da tramploline*

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:42:27 +0000

*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures jmuhj will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on jmuhj*
*carefullee lifts up jmuhj, wrapps jmuhj inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, jmuhj here beh sum margareeetahs an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:38:14 +0000

Bedder dan katnip??

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:35:33 +0000

Ahhh… ahhhh… ahh… CHOOOOOOM!

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:33:32 +0000

Wiv thyme an chili? Pliiz!!!

Teh urnj kitteh iz sew Qte ai m n danjur uv…ono! *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

*PUDDLOL UV “AWWWWWWW”*

By: realpony

realpony — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:33:08 +0000

good bribe kitteh…y’no, with the kyoot litl pawprints and all…but i still not givingz u mah cheezyburger…>:3

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:08:47 +0000

The first thing you need in the morning– an eyeful of kitteh butt…

By: nismo

nismo — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:03:10 +0000

It must be a sign that your kitteh loves you.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:44:31 +0000

*Skwirts allergee spray up LCB’s nostrils* **runsawaywivakwikness
before teh giunt sneeze eerupts frum LCB**
..Wanna tisshoo? They got picshures ob Fyremens awn tehm..

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:40:53 +0000

Yes, ifinkso is a rite hand dribe car, but if frum TTI ,teh ownewr bedder watch o
owt…tere am no Tax disk inna windscreen
.
I had daintee liddle pawprints awm ma car tihs week week week..teh verra first time taht Fern has ebber jumped orf tehf ence an on to teh car. I had a smiley face

By: Darkailleam

Darkailleam — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:30:27 +0000

OOOOOHHH!!! Kitteh pawprints! Cwute!

By: smacky

smacky — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:19:22 +0000

Mai kitteh totally duz dis an it totullee makes me smylol!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:16:44 +0000

DOE! Doe, doe, DOE!!11 I is DOT allergic to teh firebads! I is allertic to teh cabelias!

Firebads, come back!

By: martoonie

martoonie — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:14:58 +0000

Oh noes!!! LCB has teh ‘lergic to teh firemens? Dat’s terriblol. Ai nose how bad teh ‘lergies can be. So ai saves u, LCB – uh, firemens? Ober heer. Ai luks after u. Plz to nawt be approachin teh car – oar teh tree – teh lady has teh nastee allergee.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:13:50 +0000

Paw printz awn da winshield, kitteh scratches down da hood.

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:55:26 +0000

* hands LCB an ajustamble mask that covers hur nose too*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:25:19 +0000

kthx*HARNK*

By: gammacat

gammacat — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:24:03 +0000

*hands lcb tisshue*
ai nows how yew feel. between teh pollen and teh dust, ai has all seasonal allergies!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:22:16 +0000

Oooh! Firebads! Does u has a disshue, plz? I deed to blow by doze.

By: gammacat

gammacat — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:20:31 +0000

dinna wurree. teh fyremenz will be heer soon to holp…

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:12:23 +0000

O noes! I has an allergic. Halp!

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:11:25 +0000

pfft!
silleh LCB! thats not a tree, its just a shrubbery!
U has landed in teh cameelya bush!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:11:24 +0000

Krispy Kreme Donuts
Lemmingade (niec big pitchur)
Malt Vinegar
Niec big ordur uv fish’n'chips
Obnoxiously beeg sun hat
Picklold eggz
Q…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:07:57 +0000

*caerfully punctures teh lolairbag*
…
*starts rolling arownd, laffin liek a crayzee kitteh*