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Awww…. look. Pawprints!
*CRASH*
Um, guise? A little halp? Teh lolairbag deployed and I is teh stuck. kthxcallnineelebenty
Iz teh lolairbag filled wif teh laffin gas?
I dunno. Can u puncture if wif a pointy end and we’ll find out?
*caerfully punctures teh lolairbag*
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*starts rolling arownd, laffin liek a crayzee kitteh*
Bedder dan katnip??
I’ll run and get some help!
Ai’ll watch wyol yu du dat.
*pulls up chair beside nicewitch*
Popcorn, ennewun?
Wiv thyme an chili? Pliiz!!!
Teh urnj kitteh iz sew Qte ai m n danjur uv…ono! *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
*PUDDLOL UV “AWWWWWWW”*
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures jmuhj will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on jmuhj*
*carefullee lifts up jmuhj, wrapps jmuhj inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, jmuhj here beh sum margareeetahs an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
*hello? pleez tew sen sum reskew menz wif teh jawz uv lyfe? an maybe a few fyremenz tew, jus in caise. fank u!*
*settuls in tew wayte for fyrmenz*
Fyremens? YNGs? *pulls up a chair*
Otay, otay… moobe alowng, plzthx.
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Notting tu sea heer… nuh uh, is awl unner controwl…
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Nao, Phlonquer… ai wheel halp yu… IFFN ai gets:
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A beeg rayse
Both ob mai bags ob pork scratchings back
Ceiling Cat ackshun figger
Dubble Chokklit Cookies
E…
Elebenty kicks in the arse
F…
epic hedbats…
Ebil Maus T-Shirt
Fronsch fri Maker
Gnu Shuus (knot Shuus 4 gnus )
H…
Hatz for mi ebil minoins
Interesting buks too reed
Just a littl trim
K…
Krispy Kreme Donuts
Lemmingade (niec big pitchur)
Malt Vinegar
Niec big ordur uv fish’n'chips
Obnoxiously beeg sun hat
Picklold eggz
Q…
Q — y duz dis weerd leddur keep shone up?? Nuffin ebbur starts wif it.
Reelee gud ai screems
Sum moar ai screems
Tukseedoh pressin serbiss
Unlimminittid aksess kredit kards
V …
Piggeh, u better brace urself for some bad gnus. Ur bags of pork scratchings is in here wif me and they is in danger of being crushified if u doesn’t GET ME OUT OF HERE!!elebenty!
der’s a keg o’guiness in der too…
O, that’s whut that is. I thinked I hadded another kine of accident.
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* gets awn lolfone *
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“Ohai, yesh, is me. Nao, ai kneads yu awl tu come down heer RITE AWAI adn halp me get mai Pork Scratchings back… oh, adn LCB is teh twapped tu. Huh? yesh, ai nose wii wub be better awf leebing hur in dere but but but nao is nawt teh thyme tu taek ober teh whirrled – ai wheel tell yu wen teh thyme is rite!”
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* hangs up lolfone *
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Otay, teh Rabid Weeslols wheel be heer anee minnit nao wib extractifying tools adn creem adn hellol kitteh bandages. Yu juss sit tite adn trai NAWT tu cruch aneefing, otay?
I donut know why the fraze “Rabid Weeslols” maeded me giggol, but my eys are waturing now. Fanks fur makin my day.
Mebbeh teh nawt-frendlee kitteh bees teh Rabid Weeslol in dis guis, sted ob teh mongoosis.
*hands LCB a hatpin*
Silly skwirrl, can’t u see my hands is teh pinned?
sry!!
*pokes teh bag wif teh pin*
*jumpsbakwifakwikness*
*airbag on teh airbag deploys*
HALP! I think all my bones just braked!
No, wate. That might’ve been some pork scratchings.
oh dun worry, I hear some people grind tehm up on porpoise, to spred on toast!!!
LCB is you ok????
say something!
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Yu crunchify dem up wib a porpoise adn spred dem awn toast???
*weak weak weakly*
Plz to not spred me on teh toasts. Kthxouch
o noes! no nomming teh felions!!
*takes a sooper size turkee baster*
*fills wif warm buddeh*
*squeezes it all around teh airbag*
*LCB pops out wif a skwoosh!*
it’s only coinkydink that budder is gud on toast, rly!!!
Thx, leeza.
Only thing is… u rember when I popped out wif a skoosh? Well, I popped out so skwooshily that I has landified up here IN THIS VRY TALL TREE!
pfft!
silleh LCB! thats not a tree, its just a shrubbery!
U has landed in teh cameelya bush!
O noes! I has an allergic. Halp!
dinna wurree. teh fyremenz will be heer soon to holp…
Oooh! Firebads! Does u has a disshue, plz? I deed to blow by doze.
*hands lcb tisshue*
ai nows how yew feel. between teh pollen and teh dust, ai has all seasonal allergies!
kthx*HARNK*
* hands LCB an ajustamble mask that covers hur nose too*
Oh noes!!! LCB has teh ‘lergic to teh firemens? Dat’s terriblol. Ai nose how bad teh ‘lergies can be. So ai saves u, LCB – uh, firemens? Ober heer. Ai luks after u. Plz to nawt be approachin teh car – oar teh tree – teh lady has teh nastee allergee.
DOE! Doe, doe, DOE!!11 I is DOT allergic to teh firebads! I is allertic to teh cabelias!
Firebads, come back!
*Skwirts allergee spray up LCB’s nostrils* **runsawaywivakwikness
before teh giunt sneeze eerupts frum LCB**
..Wanna tisshoo? They got picshures ob Fyremens awn tehm..
Ahhh… ahhhh… ahh… CHOOOOOOM!
*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da pork skratchinz”
*washes dem wif warm Guiness tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures pinny gig will want dem anneewai*
*hauls owt a jiant tramploline*
*adjust, adjust, pattee patt*
dere Ok, LCB… ai noes ai nawt be a fyrmins or a fyrwimmins, butt (ehehehe) you can jumpify ontew da tramploline
Ai has neon purplol duck tayp tew hold yew tewgevver wif, fresh frum Mrs. Duck!
(QWAK!)
SEE!!!??? *whispurrs* Fangs Ms. Duck.
*waits fur LCB tew jumpify*
*arranges cheezpeeps blankie an sum Dom Parymyon and some fine choklit torte as insentib fur LCB tew jumpify ontew da tramploline*
o my my my.
I sees I has to brake out teh serius stuffs.
*pushes button on bracelett*
*ends up in cameelya wif LCB*
oopsie, rong button!
can you skootch over a bit??
*skootches over too far, falls out of cameelia treebushthingy, lands on tramploine, bounces onto skyscraper ledge on elebentieth floor*
LCB yew come down rite now !
*has a scared*
Send teh firemans wif their long… ladders!
*grumblol grumblol grumblol*
Stewpy skai skraper jumpin in heer and messin ub mah resque.
*grumblol grumblol grumblol*
*goes intew skai skraper, rides elebator up tew elebenteeth floor, opens window*
Ohai LCB! Yew wants tew kums in offa da ledj, oar yew wanna wayt fur dah fyrmins and fyrwimmins?
Um… well… teh firemans is teh nice.
OTOH, I has to pee.
*goes in window with BDM, slips on banana peel*
*airbag on LCB deploys*
*syz*
Purrfren, yew is just nawt habbin a berry gud dai, iz yew?
*trys tew halp LCB up, fawls on bananananana peel, BDM’s ayr bag deploys, makin her luk lyk da Mishalin man*
*meenwyol, teh lubli fyermans (an fyerwimmins, foar does sew inklynd) has met wif Martoonie, jmuhj, BF473, gammacat, 4.5kittehs an nicewitch. Dye awl bees laffin an smyolin an drinkifyin teh frereshing bevrijis, an fleksin der mussils (teh fyermens, nawt teh cheezpeeps sew mush) an hassin teh wunnerful tiems*
Nawt tu has a wurree, nies fyermans – LCB nawt needs teh resques enneemaors, kos seh klymd inna windoe to goes tu teh baffruum. Ai, awn teh uvver hand, bees feelin jus a liddol fayntlee — praps yu kud howld mii up wif yor beeg strawng armsis foar howrs an howrs an howrs?
um … ai donut noes how to put this … we here at cheezeland has the CCC, but nawt the CC (i.e., crashes that is nawt due to the cyoot). Tihs means it will be teh difficult to extractify the LCB frum the lolairbag.
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butt (heh), there is this small lizard guy wandering around muttering about how you cud have saved teh munnies awn yer car insyoorance. mebbe he cud helping?
dere iz doze creepee aiis tew, taht sitz awn teh munnee..
I just want to briten ur day!
Hey Leeza! Hazza gus Eeeeeester! Nom sum choclit bunny ears!
hey Maus! you tew!!
I liek teh peeps though!
want one?
*Shudder*
Sry… Yuck! No fanks!
pfft!
They toast really gud over a campfire.
They cook interestingly in the microwave too…
did you see this??
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ai haz teh peepz in teh nashunul jeeohgrafic foto kontest (frum teh linkee in in the abcnoos linkee abuv)! Goe tew Flikr foar awl uv teh pickshurs, tehy haz teh berree funnee wuns!
ai has teh peeps in saint paul pioneer press newspaper cawntest! figgers other cheezpeeps wud du tihs!
Ai is wif yoo for wunce, Maus. Gimme choklitt oar gimme def. Oar hay! gimme def bai choklitt.
ai agwee – nawt liek Peeps! butt def bai choklit – wut a wai tew go…
Itz mah speshultee.
SOme day Yur Printz will come
*heddesk*
When will ur printz come off?
wen it raynes….mebby
Sssh! Donut menshun dat wurd arownd GP!
wif mai luckz it wil bee teh printz uv wails an sit rownd awl dai goin “waaaaahhhhhhh! waaaiiiiiii meeeeeee!”
“wailly wailly, ach crivens dat stingz a bit!”
Kat trak fever!
Ohai BF! I red yoor mesage on a previos thred. I wood hav mi bloo naym be a linkee to mi cheezburger page, but(!) I don’t hav one. (yet…)
Ai finks ai seez subliminul messuges in reflectshuns. Wut is dat? … Oh! dots!
*LOLS!*
I LOVE THAT SONG!
aawwww! before wii tuk hym in, Cannoli wud sit awn car hoods for warmth. usta find paw prints inna mornin. I’m gladd he’s indoor wif us now, but ai do miss teh paw prints…
Sorta on topik. Naow dat ai haz a “new 2 me house”, ai can fixez mai uvver car – ‘72 T-top Vette. Whoot! Been sitting in da garage fur 5 years (RLS & huzby illiness prevented dribing dat wun), so almost liek a restored car when dun.
OmahCC! This verrah mornin for teh first tiem in munfs I had a trail of littul littul pawprints wawkin up mah winsheeld and I smiled and smiled! How coinsi- coincee – kowinsid – funny that this pic happend today!
(Usually owr lanlord ketches straie kittehs in a kindly-ketcher an taeks tehm to teh no-kil shelter…I lives by a big shoppin mawl an he dusnt want them to get skwooshed or poisunt.) (He is verrah nise guye an has a kitteh his own self.)
Awww….dat naice funneee co-insedents! An yer lanlor be naice too!!!
Dis picher frum CC jus fur u, ai finkso!
Aifinkso tu also. An I finks it be from Engulland or someplase elts wher teh sterrin wheel is on teh rite.
So if I tride to drive DIS car I wud definitely be “Awww….look! Pawpr–” *wOOOAUGHLUKOUTNOooOOUTHURSIDEEEEK!!!*
Yes, ifinkso is a rite hand dribe car, but if frum TTI ,teh ownewr bedder watch o
owt…tere am no Tax disk inna windscreen
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I had daintee liddle pawprints awm ma car tihs week week week..teh verra first time taht Fern has ebber jumped orf tehf ence an on to teh car. I had a smiley face
Paw printz awn da winshield, kitteh scratches down da hood.
Mai kitteh totally duz dis an it totullee makes me smylol!
It must be a sign that your kitteh loves you.
OOOOOHHH!!! Kitteh pawprints! Cwute!
The first thing you need in the morning– an eyeful of kitteh butt…
good bribe kitteh…y’no, with the kyoot litl pawprints and all…but i still not givingz u mah cheezyburger…>:3
So, so true.. My cats also manage to do it ONLY right after I’ve washed it. It’s like a “Wet Paint” sign, they can’t resist. Hard to get mad at ‘em though, and yep, I always smile when I see the prints.
Mai Paw~la didz dis
alla tyme. Muddee pawz printz
mentz U wuz fammlee
Paw~la woodz stawrt awn
t3h roof cuz itz grayt playss 2
Naps. den moov daownwurdz
Didz nawt matturr hoo
oawndz Weelee Bawkz. Pawz printz mentz
cumpleet akkseptenss!
Jack.
Awwww, win
“Weelee Bawkz”!!!! lubs it!
An Paw~la. Ai luv to heer about teh luvlee Paw~la!
Damn, look at all them stickers on the windshield. Blind spot, anyone?
It’z a Inglisch kitteh — steering weel iz on udder side!
Seeing pawprints makes me mad, then a little happy, like, “Silly cats.” For what it’s worth, pawprints are far cuter than bird poop or bug splatters.
**sigh** Mah kitteh maid da paw pwints on mah winshieldz all da tym. On da roof an da hood, too. Mah kitteh’s wit Ceilin’ Cat now–I miss her. She wuz orange, too. She wuz a good kitteh. **sniff**
one werd, SRATCHES.
one word, lolairbag suffication
I love the smell of pawprints in the morning.