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I sense something’s about to happen…something bad…and fat.

do u sense danger?

picture: Uniwolf. lol caption: squoze

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  1. U is gonna get a noogie, kitteh.

  2. bluesfan473 says:

    Attak uv teh Fiddy Fut Floof!

  3. Kel says:

    Run kitteh! teh orinj wins is poysin!!!!!!!!1!!1

  4. Maus says:

    He’s right behind me, isn’t he?

  5. 18wheelsandakitty says:

    Basement Cat feels impending DOOM…

  6. lawlpuss says:

    Ceiling cat’s son, George is battling Basement cat. The final battle for our sould begins!

  7. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    apparently black kitteh gettin his path crossed causes him bad luck…

  8. gammacat says:

    Brillyant pikshur!
    (too earee + no cawfee = nawt clebbur)

  9. Phillipe d'Beaker says:

    Wressle Mania in 3, 2, 1 …

  10. judson says:

    Ceeling cats cousin Louis commits the overt act that starts the Cataclysmick battle between ceiling cat’s followers and basement cat’s minions.

  11. Dave says:

    Dis deffynately fun-e pixsture wif lol capshun, but ai gotz 2 say, itz uh reely neeto pixsture by itslef, 2.

  12. two_kittehs says:

    Black is slimming, I only luks fat becos I iz orinj
    Blak kitteh is sizist

  13. Duffy says:

    I lurves teh bakwurd-eer look, when theyre deliburately NOT turning their heds to see whutz behine them. Is a MAYHEM WARNING ALURT!!!!

    • I knoews! I has a picture in front of me at my desk rite now showing my Esme and Jethro when Jehtro was a n00b and he flopped on teh couch just a few feet away from Esme. They is facing opposite directions and Jethro is teh all relaxified, but Esme has teh flat, backwards eers, like “WTF?”

      • gammacat says:

        yesh! ai kall shadow ‘littol miss twitchee eers’ when shee gets lyke dat. even when she is stalkin hur toys, wun eer is awn Cannoli…

        • Elsa_Mama says:

          When I gotted mii new Jazzy puppeh da Lady Jane was playin wif heem outside. When I den broughted heem inta da house she tooked about tree stepz back and maded hers Scooby Doo sound… and luked at mii lik wut R yous cwazy, Y you bringin dat puppeh inta MY haus?? Butt naw she lubs heem — furstest tink she makes you doo when you comes home is to let Jazz out ub heem cwate….

  14. GCH Loki says:

    I’z still having giggles bout dis awun…. giggle giggle lol

  15. Kat_Dawg says:

    I can haz sum advice? I’m goggie-sitting for a friend this week and the 2 goggies luv me, but teh kitteh hates me. Mai friend toldz me dat teh kitteh hates eberybuddy but her, but is such a beautimus calico kitteh and Iz missing mai own kitteh, and I wanna snorgl!! Iz libbed wif kittehs my whole life and neber been so hated! Duz anybuddy have any secret techniques I can use to win dis kitteh ober? kthxbai

    • BOM_MOMME says:

      Agin, da feliway iz da bomb. When wii got adoptified by Petey an Prysma Kitteh suggested Feliway. Ai alsew spraded da stuff onna clothes -doen breav it in doe. It seemded to make Petey more comportable round mi.

    • jd says:

      Der aer scents and ferromoan sprays yu can buy that will help kittehs relax. Iffen uzed in conjunction with bribery (a can of cheap tuna, a small bag of catnip adn – iffen it’s a cat that can take dairy, not all cats can – maybe a small tub of sour cream), you may get better results.

      Wun obber suggestion iz tu lie down on teh carpet. Den yore hed is saym lebel as kitteh’s hed, adn yu don’t look sew intimidating az yu do as a jiant.

      Oh, the tuna shud be cheap. Dis iz important. Kittehs smell protein adn fat. High-end tuna will hab lots ob protein, but little fat, so won’t hab as powerful a smell, kitteh-wise.

      In case awl else fails, a small can of cheep sammun might alsew be a good idea. Yu can prolly get a small, cheap can for 80c – $1.

      Iffen kitteh won’t let you near after awl dat, it’s not really a kitteh, it’s a mongoose in disguise.

      • BOM_MOMME says:

        Uz gotz da gud bice. ;years ago ai kitteh sited of da nieborz kittehs. Dey was nawt very social causz tu yong kidletz hoe wood chase da kiiehz. I wood go ober to da house an sit onna floor nawt doing anifing to “acknoledge” dem. abter about da nawt sekkond dae dey kame too mii cause aai nawt qbter dem.

      • Kat_Dawg says:

        Fanks jd! I have tried the kitteh treats the owners provided, but dat does not work, I had thought bout yewzing toona but haznt dun it yet. I do lay down at eye lebbel wif da kitteh and can get wiffin inches of tuchin her, but she hisses and growls and den eiver scratches me or runz and hidez. Shez so pritty! I wanna petz!!

      • nightshayde says:

        *snerk* @ “mongoose in disguise.”

        That iz all … dat fraze iz makin meh gigglol. ;)

    • parrothead says:

      Gushifuds in yur palm?

      • parrothead says:

        Srsly, ai yewzed tu habba kitteh dat onlee lyked me. Butt (hehe), if sumwum cayme to bisit dat totally ignored him, nawt eben a ‘ohai kitteh’ oar a glance, he wud, aftur a whyle, cum up an du the thru teh legs wraparownd. Den, if still ignored, he wud sit at dere feetz, and allow a few hedrubs to bee given.

        • Kat_Dawg says:

          Dis kitteh does not come out of teh mastur bedroom ever cause teh goggies only wanna chase her. Iffin I goze an sitz in her room she hidez and never comes out.

          • nicewitch says:

            Teh littol kitteh jus sownds stresst an purtektif ob hur spaes. Ai wudint liek beeg goggies chaysin mii, eevur. Neks tiem yu goes der, taek a tea-shurt oar sumfin dat yu’s warn an nawt washid yett, an leef it in teh kitteh’s ruum foar hur to snifs wen ur nawt der. Dis bees a wae foar hur tu gets yoost tu ur sent, wifowt teh (tu hur) danjur ob yu tryin tu petz hur bfoar hur wants dat. Yu cud trai puttin hur fud dish awn tawp ov teh tea-shurt, tu, sew seh lurns dat ‘nies hoomin = nies fuds’. Moaslee, dough, is beddur tu bees payshint, an lett hur chooz wevvur tu kum tu yu oar nawt.

            Is jus mai pinnyin, ob kors, butt (*!*) yu needs tu be doptid bai annuvvur kitteh, aifinkso! Ai sawree ur missin ur own Kitteh. {{{{{{Kat_Dawg}}}}}}

            • Kat_Dawg says:

              Aww, fanks nicewitch! I will tri leefing a tea-shurt by her bed tonite…mabeh that will help. I only stay at dis house a couple tymes a yeer to watch the goggies and da kitteh, so its not da kitteh’s fault for not memering me and warming up to me.

    • keshet says:

      Thik glubs ana fase protektor.
      Try sitting quietly ignoring the kitteh. This will give her a chance to smell you and check you out at her own pace. You might also put some favorite treats nearby to entice her out and give her some if she comes to you. Move slowly and avoid eye contact. Good luck!

      • Kat_Dawg says:

        lol keshet! I yewzed to hab a pair of welding gloves I got for to play wif a kitteh I had dat cud not member to keep himz pointy endz to himz self when playin. I wish I still had em.

    • martoonie says:

      Ob corse teh bestest eber way to get a kitteh to come an pester u is to be lergic to kittehs. Neber fails.

      • Kat_Dawg says:

        Iffin only I could make myself temporarily lergic to dis kitteh. Unfortunately I’m not a good enough actor to fake it an fool the kitteh. I donut know iffin a hoomin can ever fool a kitteh, I doubt it.

  16. Aoife says:

    I see no fat, only 20 pounds of solid tomcat muscle. ;)

    • Itobeislovingcats! says:

      I am trying to decide what kind of kitten to get, any suggestions? I like orange cats or gray kittens… just don’t know which one is cuter!

  17. nativeca66 says:

    Ai haz us prowd dis mornin’
    Yisturday ai becaim grampa fur teh sekkund tiem.
    Our new beyootiful (OMG) grand-bebbeh gurl wuz
    birfed 7lbs 3 oz, 19.25″ @ 2:32pm PDT
    Purrfekt in eberry way!
    **happidansdansdans**
    **happidansdansdans**
    **happidansdansdans**
    *SKWEEEEEE!* *swoon*

  18. Cygnia says:

    “WARNING! INCOMING PLANETOID DETECTED!”

  19. heerz burfday fairy, after a day off, to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to yesterday’s burfday peeples, Hedda an London_Hoomin an today’s burfday peeps, Kain9i6 an Guitar73girl an evreewun else hoo had tehms burfdays yesterday and today!! an a speshul WELKOM TO TEH WURLD for nativeca66′s noo grandawter!!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed cakes wif orinj-choklit glaze, an rich-n-buttery yellow caeks wif crunchy topping an fresh wippykreem an berreez!!! an a game ob streemer-tag – evreewun gets tohse streemers taht go on teh bike handelbarz, but tehy haz velkro so yoo attaches tehm anywher on yoo, an yoo chayse arownd an TAG by grabbing teh streemers!! also goodie bags wif bownsy balls taht sparkle wen tehy bownse, ittybitty photo alblums for putting in teh photos ob teh peeples an kittehs an goggies (an granbabeez!!) yoo lubs, kandeez, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand for making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
    ———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****

  20. Gail says:

    When did lolcats depart from the funny formula of silly catbrain misspellings and start trying to be the far side? It was funnier before. Why the change? Words aren’t supposed to be spelled right.

    I have to look at old pictures to laugh at this site lately. :(

    Also, can someone explain to me who decides which captioned picture ultimately goes on the main site? Because some of the alternates are a lot funnier, and a lot more faithful to the lolcat tradition than the ones on the main page.

  21. catalogical humor says:

    suprise buttsecks denial in 3…2…1…

  22. erik teh lolcat says:

    …ann wif teh mite uf Tor, CC’s archanglol Gabbyreal pounciz on Lucyfur….

    • erik teh lolcat says:

      payrish u ebildoer.. n awl teengs ebil!! *Splatttt!!!* :shock:

      and thus, teh skore nao iz,,,,
      CC – 1, BC – 0 :D

  23. 7SlotFever says:

    I LOVE this one, it is one of the funniest I have seen in a LONG time!

  24. Itobeislovingcats! says:

    teh orinj one is snneeakkiii! dis is fiinii! wwat wiil the kitteh dooo, his in a predickeesmint! :)

  25. Felix says:

    I not fat!! I juss big boned!!

  26. Scott says:

    Great pic!
    I have a black cat & a orange one that look just
    like them & the orange one always chases & beats
    on the black one. But he gets him back when he sleeps.

  27. besy says:

    funny but so true just like a cat

  28. Remy says:

    Something fat is coming…

  29. iku says:

    thats so cute

  30. Minxie says:

    this restores my faith in LOLcats — I actually did LOL again! :D

  31. Dusk says:

    Yesh, and it is gonna be a big problem!

  32. elizabeth says:

    RUN KITTEH! ITS MY BROTHER!

  33. caitygirl99 says:

    this is very funny/cute

  34. Sofe kitteh says:

    Iz way too funny! HAHAHA! LOL!

  35. raaaah says:

    hahaha very funny

  36. guy_u_dont_know99 says:

    omg….duck!!!!!!!he might get basment cat ……after dat teh world would endz

  37. Zallomallo says:

    Lol this is pretty funny. My cat would be that fat one.

  38. Pooperscooper says:

    Funny. Is teh kitteh sikek?

  39. crysbat says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    dats my kitty in the back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    that’s where my timi cat went!

  40. MowmaCat says:

    Just like Peter Griffen! :)

  41. Kat says:

    Bullet cat CHARGES!


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