Comments on: vampire kitteh rises

By: vampire kitteh

vampire kitteh — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 17:53:48 +0000

awl ob teh kittehs on dis site tase lyk cheezburgerz.

By: Amanda

Amanda — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 02:50:42 +0000

me: AAAHHH! vampyr Cat: Bwahahaha!!! I vant to zuk ur blood. Me:*put bandage around neck* Vampyr cat: *cough* hair ball red.

By: Stop using LUEspeak

Stop using LUEspeak — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:50:42 +0000

Stop using LUEspeak. You guys are twats.

By: Shiny

Shiny — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:11:58 +0000

vampires dont sleep! they sparkle in the sun and are hot. XD LOL.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 12:25:06 +0000

rare….

By: Shivna

Shivna — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:51:08 +0000

Geez iz soo scari!!!

Iz a bazket cazket! hahaha!

I findz a site: http://www.cuuute.com iz bery nise

By: Robin

Robin — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:24:22 +0000

awooooooooo. kitteh rises from the dark.

By: 2nutzo4u

2nutzo4u — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 09:29:21 +0000

Ai wuz tinkin eet lukes moar lik ah MMUMMMEE kitteh dan ah vampyr kitteh. Mmummmees alwys haz armz owt lik dat en kartuunz.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 07:48:57 +0000

lol
.
I VAAANT TO ZUUCK UR BL…
…oh hai, is taht a cheezburger?

By: Erica

Erica — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 02:14:53 +0000

Look at me! My LOL is on the front page! I’m so proud!!

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:46:49 +0000

Oh wows, tehre is a nooziland restront in teh Ewe Esss of Ay?

Yew wil haev to arsk for teh sebben-korse dinnur – siks bottils of beeer nd a meeet pi. Wee is sofistimikated, us keewees.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:00:28 +0000

FANGS
Vampyr kitteh haz tehm
an Vampyr kitteh wantz tu drink yur blud! RUN!!!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:44:53 +0000

O, kimkiwi, did I tells u that a few weeks ago teh boyfrent and I hadded dinner atta New Zealand restrunt? He hadda meat pie of some sort and I hadded pastas wif fish. I donot rember whut we hadded for dessert, but I think we has to go back and has a pavlova.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:42:56 +0000

U may. Go ahed and say.

O, u did alreddy. Um, ok, then.

Back to u in teh stoodio.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:26:34 +0000

May ai jump in heer an say hao gremlin maed hur pikloled eggs?
.
She sed yoo has to buy teh pikkloled beets. Tehn yoo taek teh joos frum them an pyt the hard boyled eggs innit – until tehy turn nice and red. And tayste rite.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:23:17 +0000

Yoo haz dun it again! Waht ar “sangers?”

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:22:00 +0000

Taht’s just waht gremlin sed urlier today!
Ai havn’t traied them yet – but they doo sound teh yum!

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:09:35 +0000

Taht wud be gud. Wud a pavlova (wib lotz of shinee eggie whytes nd shinee whippee creem) halp my applolcayshun?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:06:35 +0000

We will keep ur applolcation on file for future reference if u like.

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:03:52 +0000

Otay. Ai iz happee to be wun of teh multytood. Nd ai noes haz lysins for fyrearms. Prolly a gud fing, aifinkso.

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:58:57 +0000

?Yesh, ai still gettz tu bee crazzee an free – no horspiddolizashun. Ai haz nawt old Dr. PsychCat inn Septempurr. Jess hopes de second nawt olderest cin cober mii medz till den. Hims is tryn to retyre sew gabe mii to current Dr. butt (snerk) shes lebbin da state sews ai hazzzda haz annover nawt old Dr. Ai starten to getz da repatashun ob cauzin de Dr. to tyre or leb practicee.
PLEH………………………

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:58:38 +0000

At teh moment, we is not looking for a new phlonquais. I am not sure why that is, but there u goes.

And no, no firearms, sry. My phlonquais’chief weapon is pork scratchings.

By: lawlpuss

lawlpuss — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:56:15 +0000

I vant chiiisburgrs!

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:52:08 +0000

Pleez tu do da fabor. When uz ober der haz a double double an friz fur mii. Ai mis da innout.

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:51:35 +0000

Ai haet it wen IRL getz in teh wae of Cheezplans!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:49:52 +0000

Ohai, Eva-fans! UToob be prossessing a gnu Eva bideo, will let yu gno az soon az it finishd.
Bebbeh-gurl be duing just fine, aftur her lil, uh, plumming problim tihs moarning taht sum uv yu herd ‘bowt an sent teh luvs tu her fur comfurts after. Her waz playing juss aftur ai gotted hoam frum skool, eben.
(pssst… ohai tu frend-frum-skool ai sujjested stop bai heer… lolspeek be opshunal… but reellee reelle fun!!! )

By: gammacat

gammacat — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:49:45 +0000

{{kimkiwi}} ai whish ai culd visit…
seems lyke werk taykes up awl mai tyme…

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:42:55 +0000

Iffin yew is lukkin fer noo phlonquais, lcb, ai miet noes sumwun hoo be innerestid.

Jist wun kwestyin – duz phlonquais get fyrearms to yews on stoopy IRL peeps?

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:37:11 +0000

iffin ai kin be kepped womin nd noes haz tew kum to pleh werk, shure!!!

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:31:50 +0000

U wantz tu lib inna pumkin shell? Peter piper’s otter naem is pumkineetur.

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:28:50 +0000

ai kin haz peter piper? mai datink lief iz sooooo not happinink, ai miet as wel trai teh nursree rime karactirs.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:27:37 +0000

When u has a phlonquais whut is as pickloled eggsasperating as GP, u finds urself using words that u didn’t know u knowed, u know?

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:27:28 +0000

*putz cleen sheets on spaer bed in antic… anytsi… egsited wayting for gammacat*

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:22:24 +0000

Frow in a clove uf garlic foar teh moar spicey eggs.

By: gammacat

gammacat — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:21:26 +0000

okeydokey! as sewn as I saves up sum vacashun…
*starts calculating*

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:21:12 +0000

Yesh, sorta — teh fraze haz tayken on a lief uv its own in mah howse.

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:20:48 +0000

wii hab teh frenz in Boston – liek dey sai, teh REEL Boston! (in TTI)

By: West River rat

West River rat — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:20:09 +0000

Iz dem pikloled in beet piklol joos?

teh red pickloled eggz iz teh bestest kind.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:18:37 +0000

Fankies — ai noes exactlee where dat Denny’s is. Ai will has to czech!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:17:53 +0000

Ai wuz jus findin awl kinds uv recipes online. Menny calls fur sliced onion. Sum fur cinnamon & cloves (dat sownds ickee wif eggs)… menny fur pickling spice. Wun dat sownds gud awlso calls fur 1 clove uv crushed garlic.
*will has to experiment*

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:16:53 +0000

Iffin yew kums to nooziland ai wil bai yew to fush nd chups, gammacat. In teh souf iland we haz teh bloo cod. In teh norf iland iz teh snappur – mai fabrit.

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:16:37 +0000

Ai leveed u a messege onna profile bout ovver eggzz ideaz.

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:16:34 +0000

ai’ll taek teh piklold piklols an piklold pepprs

By: gammacat

gammacat — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:11:51 +0000

mmmmhhhhh, fishies and chips!
*droooollll*
now ai has a hungree!
*pouts*

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:11:23 +0000

Hello, so duz we! Welcomes!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:10:30 +0000

Ai stand, er, sit currektid.
Ai haz herd yu cawl him a few uvver fings, but aifinkso taht be just fur yu, an nawt teh rest uv us.

By: gammacat

gammacat — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:10:29 +0000

:gigglol:

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:08:49 +0000

Ai kin haz haddok nd chieeps (wib vinegar on), nd mushee peeeees, nd a sossij wib curry sors pls GP? Pls pls pls. Ai gibs yew teh choklit pavlova in retuyrn.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:05:47 +0000

He is also a phlonqueur, unless his phlonquais has quitted.

Oh, and he was axed to pose in teh centerflod of “Phlonquais Weakly” mazagine but he declined due to modesty.

Teh fee they offered was too modest for him.

By: kittahluv

kittahluv — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:05:04 +0000

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