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vampire kitteh rises from afternoon nap
vampire kitteh cant wayt 4 u 2 taek ur nap.
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Cheezburger Network Blog
…goes in serch ob frsh cheezburgers
oar blud, him is nawt fussy.
bludee cheezburgrs? reelee rayr?
* nod nod * Vampyre Kittehs lieks his Cheezburgers so rare a gud V-E-T cud has dem up adn mooing in no thyme, aifinkso!
*gigglol*
how’d yew get owt of teh rabid weaslol twap?
wii piggehs is teh masturs ob escap… scappy… getting owt ob fings, uh huh, yesh.
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Plus, Mick wus hongree so hii let me owt.
Oh GP — ai thotted uv u dis week-week-weekend. We went to teh pet store to buy sum goldfishees (Momcat wanted teh akwarium filled fur hur birfday) & we seed teh moast adorable pinny gigs at teh stoar!!!
YAY! but but but… yu sai taht liek dere is sum otter kynd ob Guinness Pig? Aifortso wii wus AWL teh moast adorbalol??? Well, mebbeh nawt Scrooge McPig, but but but teh rest ob us!
U iz awl teh kyoot — but sum iz kyooter den uvvers.
Animal Farm ref FTW?
Yesh, sorta — teh fraze haz tayken on a lief uv its own in mah howse.
FANGS
Vampyr kitteh haz tehm
an Vampyr kitteh wantz tu drink yur blud! RUN!!!
Geez iz soo scari!!!
Iz a bazket cazket! hahaha!
I findz a site: http://www.cuuute.com iz bery nise
Oooh – concatshoelaces on ur nawt sekkund, GP!
*brings owt bottomless pitchur uv Guiness & a jar uv picklold eggz*
ooo fankies NS!
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* slurps teh Guinness adn noms a pickloled egg *
* shudder *
pikloled egg… pleh!
Noes, yew haz to shaer wib me. I lurves teh pikloled eggies.
ai’ll taek teh piklold piklols an piklold pepprs
ai kin haz peter piper? mai datink lief iz sooooo not happinink, ai miet as wel trai teh nursree rime karactirs.
U wantz tu lib inna pumkin shell? Peter piper’s otter naem is pumkineetur.
iffin ai kin be kepped womin nd noes haz tew kum to pleh werk, shure!!!
Iz dem pikloled in beet piklol joos?
teh red pickloled eggz iz teh bestest kind.
Taht’s just waht gremlin sed urlier today!
Ai havn’t traied them yet – but they doo sound teh yum!
Ai hoep dat wuz a gud shudder.
oh yesh yesh yesh! yu nose wen yu noms pickloled fings adn dey is BERRY pickloled adn teh binegar maeks yu shudder??? mmmMMMmmm
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* adds pickloled eggs tu IRL shawping list *
is dat lyke wasabi nose?
mebbeh, whut is wasabi nose? Is eet liek wen yu noms wasabi, yur nose goes awl crayzee?
yesh, sayme wif horsradish. it gets intew yer sinuses and maykes yer nose and eyes wadder
* snerk* ai has taht wen ai puts tu mush mussard awn mai sangers at lunshthyme!
Ai iz too layzee to luuk bak … hao duz u maeks dem agin? We will haz lots uv eggs on hand fur Eester (wen Momcat dyes eggs & ai dye Timmy) — mebbe ai kin picklol a kuppul jus to givvin it a try.
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Otay, aifinkso in Merica dey picklols dem wib teh beetroot tu adn taht is wai dey is teh pink ober dere, uh huh, yesh!
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but but but heer, in TTI wii hard boyls teh eggs nawt sekkund, cool adn sheel. Den, awl yu has tu du is put in a jar wib teh disteeled binegar (teh cleer won, NAWT teh malt binegar oar teh eggs wheel stayn)
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Affer a whyle, teh eggs wheel be teh pickloled adn reddy tu nom!
Pikcoloed eggs= pleh!
I beleev we started off on teh rong fut. Ohai! *Shakes GP’s hand* i am
EbilTwilightPrincess, but yoo may call mi ETP.
Ohai ETP! Welcum tu Cheezland! Yu mai cawl me GP, iffn yu wants!
Oar yu can call him teh piggeh, oar teh pinnygig, oar teh phlonquais (uv LCB, taht iz), but du nawt call him dinner eben if yu be a kitteh!
*giglols an runs awf wifakwikniss*
He is also a phlonqueur, unless his phlonquais has quitted.
Oh, and he was axed to pose in teh centerflod of “Phlonquais Weakly” mazagine but he declined due to modesty.
Teh fee they offered was too modest for him.
:gigglol:
Ai stand, er, sit currektid.
Ai haz herd yu cawl him a few uvver fings, but aifinkso taht be just fur yu, an nawt teh rest uv us.
When u has a phlonquais whut is as pickloled eggsasperating as GP, u finds urself using words that u didn’t know u knowed, u know?
Iffin yew is lukkin fer noo phlonquais, lcb, ai miet noes sumwun hoo be innerestid.
Jist wun kwestyin – duz phlonquais get fyrearms to yews on stoopy IRL peeps?
At teh moment, we is not looking for a new phlonquais. I am not sure why that is, but there u goes.
And no, no firearms, sry. My phlonquais’ chief weapon is pork scratchings.
Otay. Ai iz happee to be wun of teh multytood. Nd ai noes haz lysins for fyrearms. Prolly a gud fing, aifinkso.
We will keep ur applolcation on file for future reference if u like.
Taht wud be gud. Wud a pavlova (wib lotz of shinee eggie whytes nd shinee whippee creem) halp my applolcayshun?
May ai jump in heer an say hao gremlin maed hur pikloled eggs?
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She sed yoo has to buy teh pikkloled beets. Tehn yoo taek teh joos frum them an pyt the hard boyled eggs innit – until tehy turn nice and red. And tayste rite.
U may. Go ahed and say.
O, u did alreddy. Um, ok, then.
Back to u in teh stoodio.
O, kimkiwi, did I tells u that a few weeks ago teh boyfrent and I hadded dinner atta New Zealand restrunt? He hadda meat pie of some sort and I hadded pastas wif fish. I donot rember whut we hadded for dessert, but I think we has to go back and has a pavlova.
Oh wows, tehre is a nooziland restront in teh Ewe Esss of Ay?
Yew wil haev to arsk for teh sebben-korse dinnur – siks bottils of beeer nd a meeet pi. Wee is sofistimikated, us keewees.
Hmmm. We haz a British pub neer mah howse. Ai wunner if dey haz teh pickloled eggs.
hmm… mebbeh, is nawt rly a pub fing… moar a Feesh adn Cheep shawp kynd ob fing, uh huh, yesh.
Ai kin haz haddok nd chieeps (wib vinegar on), nd mushee peeeees, nd a sossij wib curry sors pls GP? Pls pls pls. Ai gibs yew teh choklit pavlova in retuyrn.
mmmmhhhhh, fishies and chips!
*droooollll*
now ai has a hungree!
*pouts*
Iffin yew kums to nooziland ai wil bai yew to fush nd chups, gammacat. In teh souf iland we haz teh bloo cod. In teh norf iland iz teh snappur – mai fabrit.
okeydokey! as sewn as I saves up sum vacashun…
*starts calculating*
*putz cleen sheets on spaer bed in antic… anytsi… egsited wayting for gammacat*
{{kimkiwi}} ai whish ai culd visit…
seems lyke werk taykes up awl mai tyme…
Ai haet it wen IRL getz in teh wae of Cheezplans!
Ai kin joyween the Pickololed Egg Preseayshun Societee?
1. Dis shud be in teh frijeratur, yesh?
2. How long iz “a whyle,” rufflee?
1. meh, ai keeps myne in teh cubberd. Is fyne.
2. A munf at leest, rly. but but but nawt tu lawng…
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Ai gess gud fings iz werf waytin fur.
* nod nod * awltho, aifinkso ai ownlee pickloled mai last jar fur liek, 2 week week weeks adn dey wus juss fyne!
Ai wuz jus findin awl kinds uv recipes online. Menny calls fur sliced onion. Sum fur cinnamon & cloves (dat sownds ickee wif eggs)… menny fur pickling spice. Wun dat sownds gud awlso calls fur 1 clove uv crushed garlic.
*will has to experiment*
Frow in a clove uf garlic foar teh moar spicey eggs.
Are u still inna Santa Clarita, waz a gud liquir storee had gud pikkol eggies when wii libed der.
Yesh — duz u remember where?
Where Sand Canyon crosses da AV Freewae der waz a Denny’s at da top ob da offramp. Der waz a Liquir store der. Dey made da pikkol eggez maed wif pikkollin spicez an sum wif halapeno pepprz. Mii huzbt an huz bruvver wood goe der an bye seberl an nom dem rite awae.
Ai leveed u a messege onna profile bout ovver eggzz ideaz.
Fankies — ai noes exactlee where dat Denny’s is. Ai will has to czech!
Pleez tu do da fabor. When uz ober der haz a double double an friz fur mii. Ai mis da innout.
Congrats GP U haz a solo tawp spot, Ai can ownlee offur hawt chokklit an cookeez. (Ai aer goin awai 2morro an teh cubberd iz baer!)
where ya goin anni? vacashun hopfully…
Juss a lawng weekend to Lincoln (teh orijinul wun in TTI!)
kewl! getaways are always gud.
wii hab teh frenz in Boston – liek dey sai, teh REEL Boston! (in TTI)
Ur offering, eet pleezes meh
ai hoep iz sumwer fun! an warm
Wull be fun, but iffn it is warm, I wull be berry sir prized! Lass eester it snoed an wuz berry cawld.
Ai jus mayd a mug uv hawt choklit fur mahself (wif a liddul hawt vanillol powder innit azwell).
*shaers hawt choklit/vanillol*
Ceiling Cat iz a Vampyre?
no no, is teh Wikker Kitteh.
Or mebbe teh Wite Kween’s Kitteh?
@@@@ nightshayde! kitteh can plai in cortyerd of satchews…
Lukks liek a cozee coffin
… for Nomsferatu
*snerk*
lol
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I VAAANT TO ZUUCK UR BL…
…oh hai, is taht a cheezburger?
rare….
Is teh gohst ob LOLs past!
I can has bludz?
ai vant tew drink yer…
…ooo shiney…
Whish I’ze Furst, but not dis tyme. lols
It’z “Nawt-seccund” nawt *whispers* furst
Iz Snow White kitteh in herz coffin
wayting fur herz Prince to show up
Oh Hai peepz!!
If Bom Mommee walkz bai kud u telling her wii b stopted in Osceola fur deh nite adn will seeing hur tumorrow, prolly in deh am.
Wii b in deh hunter-gatherer mode and going in search of nomz.
b bak l8er.
Gud luk on ur hunting & gavvering!
Ohai NS! Yer abbatar is teh kyoote!
Fankies!
*preens*
Bon Appitiet mi cween. Doen let da casino steel awl ur munnies.
Gib da call when youse gitz too toewn.
Ohai, BOM! What sed teh soshul wurker? Yu still haz a cwazere? Ai hoap so, toadallee sayn peeps boar me. {{{BOM}}}
?Yesh, ai still gettz tu bee crazzee an free – no horspiddolizashun. Ai haz nawt old Dr. PsychCat inn Septempurr. Jess hopes de second nawt olderest cin cober mii medz till den. Hims is tryn to retyre sew gabe mii to current Dr. butt (snerk) shes lebbin da state sews ai hazzzda haz annover nawt old Dr. Ai starten to getz da repatashun ob cauzin de Dr. to tyre or leb practicee.
PLEH………………………
Vampyre Kitteh sleepz
froo~owtz t3h dayz so dat himz
canz ekksploarz atz nyte
Vampyre Kitteh sleepz
unnurr Prittee Wun’z bed. Himz
feelz protekkted dayr
Vampyre Kitteh dayr
2 protekkz himz Prittee Wun
from Zawmbee Kittehz
Jack.
*clappitee clappitee clappitee floofee paws*
Yay, Jack!
hello i luv this site
Hello, so duz we! Welcomes!
Ohai, Eva-fans! UToob be prossessing a gnu Eva bideo, will let yu gno az soon az it finishd.
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Bebbeh-gurl be duing just fine, aftur her lil, uh, plumming problim tihs moarning taht sum uv yu herd ‘bowt an sent teh luvs tu her fur comfurts after. Her waz playing juss aftur ai gotted hoam frum skool, eben.
(pssst… ohai tu frend-frum-skool ai sujjested stop bai heer… lolspeek be opshunal… but reellee reelle fun!!!
I vant chiiisburgrs!
Look at me! My LOL is on the front page! I’m so proud!!
Ai wuz tinkin eet lukes moar lik ah MMUMMMEE kitteh dan ah vampyr kitteh. Mmummmees alwys haz armz owt lik dat en kartuunz.
awooooooooo. kitteh rises from the dark.
vampires dont sleep! they sparkle in the sun and are hot. XD LOL.
Stop using LUEspeak. You guys are twats.
me: AAAHHH! vampyr Cat: Bwahahaha!!! I vant to zuk ur blood. Me:*put bandage around neck* Vampyr cat: *cough* hair ball red.