You blame ME for my weight!?
ur still tryin 2 git dat xmas weight awf, huh?
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I can’t believe I ate that whole thing!
Hooray fur teh threeway Ty fur Maus, carosue an Johnnyface.
Duz enewun want to go to teh TY Boo Teek??? Teh noo Snoglobes wif teh Princess Mu Meddow ar in. An teh Eester eggs painted wif scenes fru Cheezland!
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An SUMWUN iz up at the PI stawl! Ai think ai smell lemming merangue PI!
An sumwhere, ai smell teh cawfee, too!
I will have a ginor-maus cawfee an a pease of lemming merango pi.
wiff floofetti sprinkles.
*pour pour pour*
Yoo can put teh shugar an milk in yurslef?? Aim nawt kwit shur hao much ov what!
An heer’s teh PI! *sprinkles awn te floofetti sprinkles*
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Ai will joyne yoo!
*sip sip sip* Hmmmm Yum!!! Very fresh!!
Jes blech for me, no melk or shugar.
Teh pi is delishus. Yur a furry eggsalad bakker.
teh goggie did it!
teh pouring, I fink. Going to halp eet it, too!
Iz mah glands. and your pouring.
Kitteh is not fat. Just big-boned…
Oar maybee just floofy!
Mah fat is floofy. wuld taht essplain it?
Mite!!!
Ai’m feeling a bit floofee mice elf today!!
Supersize me.
well, ai iz a tyger kitteh, izn’t ai?
No mattur how mush u poor, kitteh iz holdin out fur teh gushi fud!
I haz a dreem; I wanna join teh tanks butt tehy ony taeks teh fiting menz so Iz gotz two bee beeg strawng kitteh!! Taht’s mai storee adn I r stikking too it.
ktanksbye!
Abundance, we haz it!
But. . .*has a puzzloled luk* . . .whatever can hav happened heer??? This cannawt reelee
be an aksiden???
De kidlet wuz being halpful, I finkso.
*habbing flashbakks tu a toddler grayvlee saying “I fed de kitteh, Mama.”*
LOL!!! Must be it!!! NUTHING else cud. . .
Unless dere r elebentee kittehs off-kamra demanding bowls.
i ownly sed i wos cwite ungry not starvin ungry
nom nom nom nom nom nom.
O NOEZ! wel, i GESS i kan nom it all! iz nawt leik iz teh goggie
Bai the wai, tat’s bag uf Purina OM for fat kittehs, needz vet persciptun to buy.
kittehs do object to being able to see any blank space in in the fud bole, but this kitteh’s human seems to be over-meeting the down-with-blank-space needs.
*has an idear to invent a fud bowl that is painted in side to look like fuds*
Ai see awnlee menee kinda mad kittehs. . .purrhaps nawt such a gud idea!
ohai LCB!
{{{{LCB}}}}
enny caek around todays??
*hugs skwirrl*
Caek? *looks around wif a trepidation* Does we need some?
No, kitteh. I does not blame u for ur wate. I blame u for…
Attacking my anklols
Biting my toes
Coffing up hariballs in my shoos
Destructifying teh decorum
Eeting teh houseplants
F…
Farting in my general direction
Goggie baiting
Horking up grass inside eaten outside
I…
Insinyooating urself btw me and my puter
Jumpin on my stomick in bed
(bunneh)kikkin me when I tries to pet u
L….
Inverting teh things I just verted
Jogging in place on my hed at 3am
Kibble breath in my face at 3:01am
L…
Lying awn mai fayce wif yur kittehbutt
Meeowwing lowdlee an pitifullee fur no reezon ai can see
Neglekiting to notiss where teh end ov teh litter box iz
O. . .
pthh!! pthhh!!! cat hairs in my mouth in the morning!!
quick, let me out. no, let me back in. no out. quick!!
running frum one end of house to otter. in middle of nite
s …
Sleepin n sech a wey dat i kannot paws-ublee git up wfiowt disturbin u den gittin mad et meh wen I evenchoowulee must git up
Traiyin tu kunvins teh nayburz dat no wun iz feedin u
Undur furnichur kawluneez uv kitteh fur, toi mowseez, milk jug reengz, plastik bawlz, et setura
V…..
Please note – the bag of food just barely visible is Purina OM – their prescription weight loss food for cats…
Iz redoosd fat! Dat meenz u kan eet moar uv it!
Totally right! Some of the hideously overweight kittehs we see on these pages are repellent, and their owners are to blame.
Fownd weerd oeld t-pawt fing.
Dere wuz bloo gai n-said.
He sed I kan haz 3 wishiz.
Dis b wish numbur wun.
at weast it mite be ful fat insted of low fat
Well, you don’t have to eat ALL of it!
But you’re a kitty, so I guess you do. ☺
Lazy owner is lazy.
thx for putting the pic it was taken by me =]
lol, that’s so messed up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!