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mach elebenty!
ooh, concatapultations!
[any body else notice da kitteh in da background dat be breakin da speed 0 lite?]
Iz heem makin da thyme goes backwards sdrawkcab?
ohai again sp, I just now had a chanse to reed thru ur stoopervisor nitemare story frum this morning. I has RLS really bad rite now.
anyways, I has BTDT… it’s teh absolut wurst!!
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Teh bestest advise I has, is to act really sweet and smile a lot and it will confoosle teh heck outta her. *shrug* Nuffin else u can do wif stoopy people liek that. I had to get anotter job myselfs.
*gives sp a plattur of sordid shwimps, to eeze the pane*
*nods glumly*
*seize shwimps*
*perks up.*
fangs for da advize, will do.
*eats moar shwimps.*
thinks itz a good think day arent da fattening or drunkening.
Itz reelee hard if yoo hav to do yur job rong in ordure to keep it!!
A seven wae macrame!!! YEA!! *begins tyin up da swings intaz a flyin kitteh … tie tie tie tie ~~ knot knot knot “` adz beeds an bellz=== fancee knot, tie, knot fancier knot … * *DONE*
Yea to eberybudy inda macrame!!
fankeez elsa_mama! evrehbuddeh beeing imbytid tu a piknik awn teh lawwn. wii haz teh chairz an blankuts an pikkienikkie nomz an pikkienikkie drinkiez.
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gud — heer cummz teh cattered fud — wii awl haz a hongree!
Piknik awn teh lawn?? YAY!!!
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Where? Teh sun iz shining?? teh skye iz bloo??? We must be in teh Meadow of Mu???
Hey Elsa_Mama! Yoo ar nao insyireing mee to trai harder so ai can bee in teh MacRamay, too!
Fasstur tahn a speedun bullit! Itz PanthurMan!
Page 50-!! it was page1
Did u heer mai boom?
I did but I was being teh polite and pretending I didn’t hear it.
LCB, did you see the shiney fyrmins? two 0 yr favorite things ♪
*looks around with an excited*
Whare? When?
last lol
how is Ur gnu kitteh, does her has a name yet?
O hai. Kitteh is now “Zoe” and she is doing the grate! Playin’ wif her kitteh and snuggling wif me. She gots a collar last night and a shiny nametag.
Click my bloo name for pics and video!
I can see the fambly resemblance, herz looks jus like U, mask an all
How is Liam adjusting, does them has fites or is demz all lovey
Liam is adjustifying pretty well. They don’t seem to mind each other a-tall and they take turns chasing each other around. No snuggling yet, but they have been known to nap just a few inches apart. I waked up in teh middlol of last night and Zoe was nestled in teh crook (heh) of my arm and Liam was draped over my feets.
Hao did yoo doo that?? Yoo gotted a kitteh taht luks jus laik yoo!!!
I just got on teh lolphone to teh Halps Desk and axed them to send me over a Mini-Me. They did good job; not only does she look like me she also has teh bloo eyes like me. Only mines aren’t so jiggly.
*nods*
Apparently, meezers and meezer mixes like Zoe has teh side-to-side eye jiggles. Is not supposably a big prollem, is just teh weird to see when u is not used to it.
Iz she a talkative meezer mix?
Her foster mommeh sayed that she was a talker but she doesn’t has lots to say to me. When she does, she doesnot has a meezer meyowl. Just a little kitteh voice.
Well – I gess talkativ burglars get caughted moar offen den kwiet burglars. ;P
*starts to say something in reply but thinks better of it and just nods insted*
Pfft — stoopy ad box blokkin wut ai wuz typin.
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Mebbe she wuz teh bizzee tellin hur foster mommeh dat she needed to go find hur reel mommeh, LCB, nao nao NAO NAO NAO!!!
sup ddaw………cats! waz uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppppp!?!?
FunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnY
sonik booooOOOM
or was dat a cambell’s soop bOOM?
lukz arownd for davecanhasdrtinycat. nope, must be da kitteh.
Camplol’s soop boom GMTA, sweetpea! *hi-5’s sweetpea’s tendrils with a fuzzeh orinj paw*
Just lyke teh Camplol’s soop kan in teh mikrowayve!
*keeps on laffin over BOOM!*
BOOM! heehee. still chucklolling. dunno why. but i yam…
BOOM!
Fawls ober laffing – again!!! An ebree taim! LOL Hahahahahahahahah!! Tee hee hee hee heeeeeeeeee!!!!1
*sigh* Doo yoo bleeve that wuz moar tahn a YEER ago????
annipuss an sweetpea gmta!
apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap010221.html
berry kewl pikky!!!
One of my faves. APOD is a cool site, if you like astronomy pics. There’s a new one every day.
Ohai Maus! Berry nyce too meet yoo!
Hello. The pleasure is mine. Here is someone you might like to meet…
*Kisses ETP’s hand*
Enchanté. I believe we may have some things in common…
Say, is this Ebil Twilite Princess a princess sum uv us may alreddy noes under anuther nom, I meenz naym?
*has a jealous*
Oh… um… er… Hello, my sweet! I didn’t see you standing there…
*crosses arms. looks askance. taps toe*.
“hrumf.”
*leaves in a huff.*
*sun comes out from behind clouds and birds start singing.*
A huff? Is that some kind of automobile?
Cherie! You know that I only have eyes for you!
*raises one eyebrow*
*hears fronsch*
Why hello Ebil Maus. I do belive wheel be grate friens! *curtesys to EM*
Yes indeed. We should get together sometime and discuss
plans for world dominationthe weather…Ooopsie! It looks like I’m having a DID flare-up…
*scampers off wit EM too discuss ebil planz*
Hi, Maus. A gud frend of mah sister’s in Harrisburg PA tayks gorjus astronomy pics of teh nite sky. I just put wun of them on mah profile pics and mayd a lol owt of it. Is just too beyootifful nawt to shayr it; I hoepings he will nawt mynd.
I tries to cut and paste a link to teh LOL. Klose up teh spaces:
h t t p : / / m i n e . i c anhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3890554
Very nice!
PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lil ornj floofy kitty gallops across teh floor, getz tangloled in tendrils, rollrollrollroll
ploNK! right in front 0 pwnd.
how you aer!!?
*gentlee pikkz teh sweetpea kitteh owt frum teh tendrils*
*sets herz awn teh floor, awn a nys floofy rug*
*gibs herz a big hug: {{{{{{Sweetpea}}}}}}*
OHAI SWEETPEA!!!!!!!
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Gud I iz! except fer mai arm, which is losing feeling becuz wun ov mai Pwners finkso iz fun to sleep awn it….
I can nao haz mai kar kees, so I kin dribe maiself tuu appoyntmints wif Dr. TinyOncoCat! An las munf, Dr. TinyOncoCat sed dat I culd eet teh fresh fuuds — salads an froot an beggies ar bak in mai diet!! Yum!
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Hao iz wif yoo, mai deer?
just berry berry berry berry x elebenty happy to see you and to see that you are well.
Hmmmm… Ifinkdat da SweetPea haz a spleet person alleetee ….. *ponderz da eempleekasions…*
hee hee forgot to taek my DID meds…
That seems to be going around today…
Oh Maus!!! Did yoo see??? Did yoo heer? Teh saddest noo EBBER!!
Princess Mu haz bin BAND bai hur werk frum being heer!!
Sumthing to doo wif a stoopee virus. . .
Teh horror!!! Oh, teh huge manatee!!!!
Dat’s gud gnus, PB2K! Isn’t it gud to be independent again! Ai can has car keys too, as of last FriedEgg.
Woo Hoo! Teh whirld had bedder pai attenshun (wuht iz teh fare market prys fer attenhun dese dais?) – 4.5K an PB2K ar bof awn teh roads agin!! Congrats awn yur kar keys!!
An itz so grate to hav yoo bak! {{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}}
Wut Janet sed!!!
YAY GO KITTEH GO!!!!!
Awl kitteh-ing asyde, that is a FANTASTIK shot!!!! *has an admirayshun*
It is beyootiful, izzit nawt?
is truly byootiful, blak kitteh luks like a black panther
I wunderz iffin sumfink bea chasin heem? Mae bea heem wuz in Farmerz MacGreggorx garden … nawt eetin veggies, but huntin da bad bunnehs???
*luks agin at pikshor* Yoo noes, that kitteh luks a lot lyke a kangaroo!
Mebbe is a kittehroo? A cross-species, Ifinkso.
Monorail Cat has left the tracks!
is fly away cat fur Cathay Pacific
kitteh hits a siks!
Has kitteh scored a century?
Ai dunno, is teh croud clappin plitely an kitteh salootin tehm wiv his bat?
himz is!
tehn hims mustav scord a sentry! ‘Plade, sur, well plade! *clappity clappity*
I haz a confoozzoled …
we iz tawking bout cricket, is like baseball but lidlol diffurent
Century=100 runs
six= when the batsman hits the ball out of the stadium (kinda like
a homerun)
I is no sport eggspert so feel free to correkt if I has the detayls wrong
taht wus pritty cloes!
*snerk*
Is teh crikkit! If yu can hit teh bawl rite ober teh bowndry (shoen as a whyt lyn or sumtyms a roep), wivowt it bownsin, yu get siks runs (4, wiv bownses) an if yu scor a hunnert ( a centry) teh croud clap an sai “Well played!” Ai is maekin a joek taht crikkit fans is awl berree plite an Inglish butt (!) taht is nawt rilly tru; if teh Ingland crikkit teem manaj to scrayp eben a respectabul scor, neber mynd akchully win a match, teh fans will whoop an holler wiv teh best on ‘em!
In cricket we can eben has break fur tea
is like baseball but more fun
**ducks an hides**
*tosses a baseball in two_kittehs’ jenerul direkshun*
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Mind u, ai wud neber throw a baseball AT a kitteh — onlee in a kitteh’s direkshun.
hits it over the boundary with herz bat fur a six
Oh gud shawt! Well plade – cowcumber sammich, enneewun?
I will has, luk delishus an nootrishus
fanks Ambercat.
R u gonna clene it up affer u brake it?
sounds like a good idea to me.
Wheeeeeeee!
Basement Cat gits turbo-charjd. Dig it!
GO speed Kitteh, Go!!1!
kitteh goes at warp speed. kitteh is faster than the eye.
Kitteh iz alwais faster den teh hand.
*reeches fur band-aid*
Don’t blink, or yoo’l miss mi!
I’m gonna reely reely miss u.
and I will always love U
Taeks two peepls to see him:
One to say “here he coms!” an
One to say “ther he goez!”
yeah ai still onlee liddol bite crazzee.Ohai, ai iz bakk. Dey desyded ai cud bee nawt hospidolaizd. Dey gunna gib mii nawt old Dr. PsychCat instead.
welcumz bak, deer bom_momme. so gald yu nawt haz teh horspistol staying tiem.
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pleez tue resting, an nawt teh stressing (az mutch az pawsiblol).
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yu *awlways* havz teh unconditionalol love an support frum awl yur cheezfrenz (an awl teh kittehs)! {{{ bom-momme }}}
Fanks, ai alwaes haz da worree when dey changez da Dr. Sums fink ai nawt crazzee, sum finks ai iz.
{{{{{BOM_MOMME}}}}}} I hopez ebereefink iz otay!! Y da Dr PsychoKat bea makin such a deesizion? Wez awl cwazy .. da onlee wuns dat nawt — dey bea da scary wuns!
Mi Dr. Cat iz moobin too Air-im-zone-a sew ai has too get da nawt old one. Butt (snerk) eberityme ai haz tew meat wif a sewshol werker an haz a rebloo of da hystery an iz ai wantin toe hurtz miiself or annibodi else (ai kin volunteer to halp sweetpea) an all da drugz ai taks an al sortz ob stuf.
An ai hatz da buildin cauz ai waz inna a outpatient program der an da stoopi media8or told mii dat i waz stoopi cauz ai gets up wif da huzby eben though ai ain’t goein anniwher cauz ai doen want himz to hab to bee up alone inna morning. She alsew said dat der iz noe reeson for mii to be in therapee an da medz. Iz jus laze.
Harumph!!! Taht IZ teh stoopee! Wai wudn’t yoo want to bee wif teh huzby??
Maeks scents to ME!!
Fankkee, ai fawt sew. Especialli since ai likz mii huzby. Ai knoes der ar sum who iznt sew lukki butt (snerk) ai iz.
*shews pointee ends to stuppee peeps*
{{bom_momme}}
ohai agen, deer bom_momme –
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teh medi8or nawt juss teh stoopee, sowndz liek awlso teh Meen* adn teh *incomputent* an teh *malpracticing* frum waht yu sed she sed. cawl sumwun teh lazee? nawt allowd.
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ai sawree yu havinged two deel wif hur. ai hoapz nawt agen!
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{{{{{ bom_momme }}}}}
*nods in komplete agreement wif calicocoa* Ifinkso maibii a patient advocat iz in order heer. Duz teh medi8or haz a medical degree, iz it kwalified tu makes does judgement? i wuld seriousli luk at that az an option. {{bom_momme}}
SWOOOOOSSSHHHHHHHHzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
aerodynamic-cat
Is aerodynamic
Run Forest Kitteh, Run!
zoom,zoom,zoom!
Ifikso heem twin ta skratch hiz belleh!!
Oh, yeah! Dis iz way ta travul. Hai-5er!
Sonic Drive-bai.
Kitteh had an extree Red Bull dis mornin.
Maglev kitteh!
Hmmm…teh gwass izn’t gweener afferall.
u breakz it, u buyz it!
Colin Powell ref. ftw
Ai thort it wus a refrense to eebberee chyna shawp Ai’ve eber bin in!
well, ’tis sumtimes known as teh “Pottery Barn rool”, and Colin Powell is said to have
tole it to Bush in ref to Iraq . Ironikally, Pottery Barn “writes off” breakage, as do most retailers 0 pottery.
i should say, in teh US, as far as i know.
Pew pew pew X elebenty!
sownd barryur nawt az big az Ai fot…….
Ai be trie-ing to does dat tdai with teh pleh howse cleeningz. Ai almoss borked teh speed of sleepz.
Ohai peeps. Iz one-a mai onceded purr quarterz bizzit to youz.
Millenium LoLcat makes the Kessel run in 11 and 1/2 parsecs
Han Slolo: Had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything’s perfectly alright now. We’re fine, we’re all fine, here, now, thank you. How are you?
And teh uther 14 grayt Han Solo kwotes of awl tyme:
h t t p : / / d igg.com/d18Buf
(close up spaces)
Why did the kitteh cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the same side.
win an awsum, rd!
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ai’z gotsta beemembur dat wun.
Atomic batteries to power, can opener to speed.
*And the Catmobile zooms out of the Cat Cave*
And teh kitteh to warp speed . . .
But cap’n, ye cannae change teh lols of physics!
Yur awn a LOl Roll!!
Yeager meister
heerz burfday fairy zooming in to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today, inklooding (but not limited to) Fredsmom, nala08, an becaburger!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy caeks an floofy anjel fud caeks wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem!! also frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags wif remote-kontrol flying kittehs! ittybitty sekrit diyareez wif sekrit de-coder rings, kandeez, an kitteh-shapyd balolloons! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes com troo!!
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An eben moar happee Burfdaiz to aw!
*hans out teh charming kitteh-shayped balolloons to ebree wun*
LOL!!! Awlmost luks laik an Eester parayde!
ooo fankies Janet! * zooms remowte kontrowl kitteh awl arownd teh ruum *
Mmm! Wippy kreeem! *Scribbles secret ebil planz in diary*
i dividid teh yard
this side’s mine. so’s this.
BasementCat brakez Sound-Barrierz when acting like Dragunballz-Zed!
NO FAIR! I made lol with this picture a month ago!!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3685935
I’z liek yourz bettur.
Dis kitteh had wayyyy to much coffffeee!
Belly and ground in close proximity.
“There was a demon that lived in the air. They said whoever challenged him would die. Their controls would freeze up, their planes would buffet wildly, and they would disintegrate. The demon lived at Mach 1 on the meter, seven hundred and fifty miles an hour, where the air could no longer move out of the way. He lived behind a barrier through which they said no man could ever pass. He said he was kitteh-shaped…”
LOL soooo funny!
Engage!
Shieldz up!
AWESOME shot! How did you capture that motion and stillness like that???
Woohoo! I luvs it! LOL tis teh funniest 1 i seen yet!!!!
Iz the first cat to break sound barrier
Mah flux capacitur goin CURAZZAYY!
ai iz nu. no pixur yettz.
ai likz dis 1 berry much. ai printz pixur and puttz on mai cheezbugafridg wid magets. iz mai favritt.
tank u berry much 4 it.
ai haz nu black kitteh maiself. iz namez KC. KC iz wroking on hiz runnigni soz hee 2 breakz sonudz barrerr som dai. workz evry dai berry hardz.
Lulz, ma kitteh (Hoshi) lyks to breakz teh sound barrier toos. High-speed kittehs can be scary O.O;; I kno mah kitteh is when shez gones krazeh.
Whatever happened to the English language?
U broke ta sound barier? Wow that must off hert!
Bananacat!
It’s Flash Kitteh
ooohh!!! thats a good pic
is it necessary for everyone on here to talk -lyke dis-?
haha
leave that to the felines…