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Hooray for teh heroes! We lubs them! They sayves us and owr pets!
And hooray for teh Maus hoo has got teh tawp spot!
Hay Meester Maus …. do yous hab an alarmz sets up sew yous nose when da noo LOL weel bea cumin owt??? Jest wunderin ….
It duz seemz taht way, duzzenit?
sry they don do tht any mores i knowz my dadz firezfighter one time they got call for a cAT STUCK in a tree and they told her they dont do that but whne they go t the cat out the dood who was taking it down droped it ^w^ yay for that!!!!
Con grate ulations to Maus, an Sweetpea, an Annipuss, an Bluesfan473 for teh
macrame! I is doin the procrastination waltz in your honor (I has cleaning I
needz to do, but doan wanna)
I tied da macramez wehn I wuz a leetol peep. I cud tie up dis macrame inta a cyooty kitteh — otay?
*tie tie tie, knot kot knot ~~~ adz sum beeds (fur da eyes) tie tie and tie sum ore … hmmm — adz sum different swing furr da weeskers and mouf … tie tie tie — more beedz, tie tie tie tie tie tie tie, fancy knot, fancy knot, fancy knot,fancy knot, fancy knot, fancy knot and dem some fancier an fanciest knots … * Whew — iz dun!
You likee????
ooohhh! verra purtee!
Fankies — I kin awso doo a lie-on an a ellefant and puppehs and lots o jest purty finks dat aint nawt sumfin speecifical
ooooooo! If yu maek em out of that scratchy sisal rope stuf, then my kittehs kan use da macreme as scratchy pads. I tink yu cud start a bizness nd maek elebenty millun monys!
Sympafee, ai haz it — ai haz tu spend tiem tihs weekend, rownd studyings, cleening up bedroom so ai can kittin-pruuf (ha!) it.
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Oh, teh hyooj… londree-pyles.
An conga-rats!
con cat ululations, maus. sillybrashuns? or you got meetinz wif stoopy soots?
oh, and how’s Mrs. Maus adn the Biyonic Ear?
Mrs. Maus got her processor last Friday. It’s working really well. Several times Friday evening and Saturday she would say “Wow” or “Cool”. We could even converse in the car in a normal tone of voice. It’s great!
Tonee da tigger : ‘iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits GRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!!!!”
*Mrs. Maus plugs her eerz cuz it be so loud adn clear*
Can’t do LOLspeak yet. But, my husband is a volunteer firefighter (and we have 4 kittehs!). He rescued a kitteh that had wedged herself under a bed (one of the types with drawers), after the ceiling had collapsed on the room. The fire inspector told him not to go in after the cat as the house was too unstable. He went in anyway. That cat was taken by ambulance, really – to the vet hospital. Do you love it?????
yesh. yesh i do. *nods*
This story does not surprise me at all. Firefighters and policemen are built with kind, noble souls. This is why they rescue animals. The kindness and nobility of the souls in both the animals and their rescuers call out to each other.
Your husband is a hero to both big and small and we send good wishes to him and to your family.
ooooo fyrmins…
adn “shiney”… [cue LCB]
rephrases cue: “Shiney fyremins, LCB , they’re heeeeeeeeeere…”
[lookz at hyuman in maxk] adn mebee fyrwimmins?
Yay fer teh Fyrewimmins!!
Yep, Aifink teh wun wiv teh breevin apparatiss is a fyrwummun (fur Maus!!!!)
*fyrwumiin takes off helmut, shaeks out hare adn sez*
I AM NO MAN!
LOTR ftw!!!
I luvved that scene!
yup, iz my fave.
Is just WUN of mah fayvrits. Ther is so menneh . . . Teh deth of Boromir. Teh arrival of Gandalf teh Whyt on a horse frum teh Eest. That sceen in teh sekkund movie when Legolas slides down teh stayrkays, shooting menneh orks wit his bow & arrow.
*wunders hao soon is too soon to re-watch intire LOTR series that I watched at Crismus*
dew yew has a cupple of days free?
we has teh extended edishuns… mite tayke a few weekweekweeks!
Pop da popcorms, i’ll be obber tonite!
*chex owt airplane skduools*
Ai cud com!! Ai havn’t ebeb unpaked mai sootcayses yet!
*starts popping popcorms*
yewall will hafta yuse tef fewton (if teh kittehs let yew)
*cheks ayrline skejul for Ruby teh Hummingbird, mah trusty steed*
Luks good! We’ll see yoo arownd elebenty! Ayll bring sum nyce wine frum teh Finger Lakes in NY for teh party. I still has a few bottlols left frum mah last trip up ther . . .
here, i gibs you a ride on da majik carpet Princess Mu gived me.
eenie tyme is gud tyme
ohhhh DATS ware ai noes dat frum!!!!
LOTR FTW!
yay fur I AM NO MAN!!
nope, Ai is wimmins. Donut furget it!
dat wuz teh awsum seen in teh moobie… Ai jumped owt uv mai seet and clappie, clappie, clappie…den, “oops, siddown, dummie, moobie stil awn…”
Ai godda liddlol tu eggsyted, Ai gues….LOL
mai fren wif me wuz lyke, “ai am SEW mortified, Ai donut noe dis purrsin….”
hee…..
Oh, can ai com too???? We can awl jump up an go “clappie clappie clappie claappie.”
Ai haz no feer ov mortifying enewun!!
adn pls not to notice if i has leeky eyes adn lemme borro da linin hankee?
ohai sweetpea, how did teh meeting go yesturday?
POWNCITEE POWNCE POWNCE!!!!!!
Adn a *hedbat* fur gud mezhure.
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Stoooooooopee supervisor. Prollee jellus.
oooh, an ICHC Cheezmeet at teh moobies!
Teh joi! Teh funns!
Yes, lets! We can AWL clappie and jump up and
recite teh dialogs…just like RHPS, eh???
Nao – that reelee DUZ sound laik fun!!
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Mai Dad wuz awlwaiz amaized taht mai neece Jennifur cud recite awl the lions frum aw the Star Trek Moovies! But ai think ai awlmost cud, too!!
OW!!
*bites DK on teh eer*
it wented well in the sense that i did not lose my cool,
my temper, or self control, so no blud was shed except for the multiplol times i bit my tongue. I still hazza job, but whatever littul respekt i had for da stoopy visor is toadally gone with teh wind. I will still treat hur wif respekt, but keeping in mind she is teh looneyhead, and not inna good way.
The *worstest* part is that
i has to has A NUTTER evalushun wif her. Oddly, she seemed happy that she would be seeing me again on Thirsty. nuts. toad alley nuts.
*sigh*
[more gory de tales in prebious fred]
{{{sweetpea}}}
*orders teh skwirrls to go gnaw on teh stoopyviser’s shoolaces*
we will hold off on teh brake lines.
for now.
*snrarl* But nawt fur long!!!!
Wow! I haz never seen J4K bare her fangs before!
*bares own whyt poyntee teefs in stupervisor’s genral direkshun; sharpens poynee enz just in kays*
you guise are da bestest, i be lolling.
Reskyooed!
*goez intew Mow town mode fur ADF securitea-Alien De Fence*
♪RESCUUUUUUUUUUUE me, adn taek me inyer arms…
♫ Rescue me, I want your tender charms… ♫
Caws Ai’m lonely, an Ai’m bloo
I need you, so come on, baby
An RESKYOOOOOO MIIIII
w00t! dang, we’re good!
Fyremenz rool!!
Ohh…itteh wuz tryin tu git rid uff teh goggie. Plan bak fired.
ai need a heeerooooo!
*halp… wimper… halp – stoopy homewerk awn tawp uv kraziest simester ever*
*dize*
O noze! Dew nawt dize! *fanz kitsunerina wif gynormus pyle uv hoamwerk paypers*
*whispers*
(Umm, Ize not sure that is the bestest fan to use, BF)
hmmm…maybee u iz rite Janet. *fanz kitsunerina wif a fyreman*
2 layt… ime a zmombee nao. mai brane melted under teh presshure.
*wraps kitsunerinaz branium in tendrils to controlle da melt doon adn purrtekts from otter zombiees *
♫ I’m holding for a hero till the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero… ♫
*swoons at the memory of a Myoosick video uv Link to this sawng*
r u dun aftur diz simiztur? happytayl gradyewaeshun?
happeetale gradyuwayshun iz mae nawt sekund.
but ai will be dun wif klasses awn teh dae b4 caturday.
Hugz for the kitteh reskooers!
silleh kitteh, ai tole u nawt tew tri an cuuk ur oan cheezburger. taht iz wai u haz teh hooman serbents!
*thud*
Teh skwirrl is down! Teh skwirrl is down!
*tugs on skwirrl tayl* Hey, leeza. *psst* Duz yoo need resuscitayshuns and a new tayl-do?
Psst! Grem!
She needz a fyremans. Or mebbe two.
*wispers*
one is enuf, if he’s cyoot…
Do u nead artifishul purrspyrayshun?
no I has plenty of teh natural kind, thx!
An sum YNK’s frum da swoonin recubbery veehicle to patz her cheeks!!! (HAY — you YNK I sedz pats NAWT SPANKZ) *humpfff does YNKs need mor twainin ….* * gwabs dem an heds off to da NB … i well take ub it!*
enjoi teh ‘trainin’
Oh no! No nawt Spankin!!! Pattin!!! HALP!!! sumwun HALP — dis TNG (no no Y I sed YNK — Iz gyoofyyy) is nawt listin ta mii!!! HALP!! Oh… oh… mebber mind ….
Ohhh awl dis spankin haz mii confoosed … YNG YNG YNG — datz wut dey iz…. mae nae dats why heem iz spankin mii!!!
ARRRGGHhhhhh — I needz sum HALP wif dis YNG — heem owt ub controllllllzzzz …. eeney wun der??? Halp??? Halp…. hmmmm … waitz *I haz a suspicious … ebberytymes I yellz fer halp heem stawps a spankin — dem startz agin… ** *yep dats IT* HALP!!!
Der mus bea sum wun who wantz a spankin YNG??? Comez an gut heem!!!
*draws kurtin on this scene*
Nuffin to see heer! Move alawng!
Hay — you wantz da cwazy YNG tyed up in da NB????
rushes in,
OHNOEEEEEEEEEES i nebber passed my evaluashuns for to run da CCC!
wotewdoo wotewdoo…
wrings tendirls
*wraps skwirrlgrrl’ crani yum in tendrils foar furst ayds
calls 9elebentee
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Leeza’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at fyremanz wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Ai dunno, kitteh luks liek it be finkin “Oy, ai were habbing fun, whatcho interruptinks me 4?”
Mus be basemint kat.
yes kitteh looks a bit annoyed
grumpy kitteh is berry cute tho
Ohai, 2K. Yesh, that is wun kyoot tabbeh. Aym parshul to teh liddel whyt mitties on teh frunt paws. Dexter has those, and he keepings them VERREH kleen. Teh mitties, oh teh kyoot whyt mitties – to luk at them, I must wayr mah CHRG!
Or may shayds. Yoo kin see mah avatar is wayring teh splorts-resistant shayds.
Ur shaydes is berry cool!
*adds extra ducky taype tew gremlin’s CHRG and hands her kitsunerina’s homewerk*
*luks at homewurks* Hmm. Ennybuddy noes teh skwayr root of elebenty-zillion?
that’s easy it is elebenty-zillion
*rites down elebenty-zillion, hands paper bak to kitsunerina*
Ther, yor hoemwurks is dun nao, kthx! Nao, wher wuz I? Oh yesh, teh whyt mitties. *sigh*
no no no that’s not rite!!
teh square root of elebenty zillion is PI!!
want sum??
Nawt 42??? Ai thot it wuz awlwaiz 42.
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But hey!!! PI iz awlaiz gud! We cud hav sum with teh samosas an teh. . .dried up horriblol sawft stuff.
Mt McKinley?
ai wunse hadda kitteh hoo wented by teh naem ov “Jessica teh purrfek kitteh” cawse sh cood goes intu teh muddy gardun an coems owt wiff awl 4 liddul whyte feetz immak….imacu…ammal…purfekly whyte az wen she wented in ….she nebber, ebbur gotted NE durt oar mud awn her…..she waz teh eepidummy ov t3h daynti gurl kitteh
Awwwww! Sweet. LOL!!! Sounds laik mai sister Judy!!
Ifinkso dat heem fiks he cud take carez ub heemslef — no needz no heps frum eenee wun …
Um, what can say bowt fyremens rekyooing kitteh eksept…
OMCC, thank yu thank yu thank yu!!!!!!!!!!!! Yu iz heroes, defnitlee absololootlee!!!!
Fyremans are (1) brave (2) kynd an nise (3) buff (4) gud at savin lifes (5) buff (6) smart (7) buff (8) thotfull (9) buff
oh wait…
Yesh, u forgotz “buff”.
Ooooo! Fyrmens!
Teh luk on teh fyrmen’s fase sez
“Sigh…that’s the fourth time this week”
Beeg Hewminz inz dayr
noyzee trukkz awllwayz showz up
wen U cawllz 4 dem
Coodz beez Kitteh upz
a Tree, oarz a bad fyre. Beeg
Hewminz amz reddee
Strypee Kitteh goez
andz reskews Kittunz andz Beeg
Hewminz reskewz hurz!
Jack.
Hai Jack! YOO ar mai hero!!
Not heroes.
{{{Cheezfrends}}} Kwik ebberywon! Tu teh brake ruum! Ai has brotted sordid chokklits, extry cowld Guinness adn Horse Doovers!
Horse Doovers??? ai will has sordid chokklits and Guinness
FangQ GP! schmoo!
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(wayte, is dis a twap?)
Wut bea sordid chokklits — sumfink you haz ta eet in the NB???
Speekin ub da NB – der bee a cwazy YNG tyed up in der. i had ta uze mii macrame skillz as heem goin cwazy… i yelled furr halp — butt i gess nawt loud enuf. Iffin eenee win wnats a wild YNG dats likes da spankies weel you kin goes unty heem…..
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Aifinkso mebbeh taht YNG has had enuff sordid chokklits fur won dai!
As if ai wud leed yu intu a twap!!!
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* leeds gammacat ober tu teh tayblol ob noms *
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Otay, nao juss stand rite dere adn plz donut moobe… a littlol tu yur left, taht’s eet. fankies.
*stands behind GP and waytes*
*nibblesipnibblesip*
dees are gud sordid noms…
* whispers tu Rabid Weeslol Nummer 7 unner teh tayblol *
otay, plz tu be teh reddy tu pull teh leber…
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wayt fur eet… wayt fur eet… nawt yet… juss an otter sekkund…
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wayt fur eet… NAO!
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* a twapdoor opens adn… *
GC pushez GP inta the holez inna florz and runswifakwickness owtta da wae!!
{{Elsa_Mama}}
*peers intew holezinnaflorz*
I nawt doo nuffin butt reportz onna your kwik reeflexiz!! Waytago GC!!
Ifink wii shud trow down does “littlol puff paystree caysing filled wib unrecognysabull stuff adn leff owt fur tu lawng so dey goes awl sawft adn horribblol!” dat GP sez heem likees …
an teh pikololed eggs…
Ai think teh pikoloed eggz teh way GP sayed he maeks tehm sound reelee taystee. But. . .ai think GP iz sumwaht laik paws4thot an iz a bit ov an omnivore.
Hay GC — yous seez wear dat twicky Rabid Weeslol Nummer 7 gotz too????
oh deer, I dont fing sew
*resets twap and puts weezlol bayte on tawp*
heer littol weezlol! ai has sum nyce noms fer yew!
Hoo iz Rabid Weealol Nummer 7???? Ai haz bin trabeeling – an ai think ai must haz mist sumthing.
Luk up da thred — datz whoo GP oozed ta twy an twap GammaCat – butt shee wuz too fast and kwik an GP iz naw inhiz own twap — butt dat naughty weezol is still at big!
{{{{{GP}}}}}}
Ai’ll haz sum uv teh horses dooverz pls!
ooo whut yu wud liek anni? mebbeh sum pyneapplol adn cheez awn a steek? oar a mini sosidj awn a steek? oar sum dryed owt bol-au-bants? sum pickloled unyuns, mebbeh? ooo hao abowt a littlol samosa? Ownlee teh fynest noms here in teh brake ruum!
Mai fabrit iz teh silberskin unyunz an cheez awn tinee poelz!
hmm… silberskin unyuns – DO NAWT WANT! Proper pickloled unyuns taht maek yu blynd, DO WANT!
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um… is u talkin bowt fuds???
is a guy fing, ainfinkso…
mai frend drinks lime juice, eben tho itis sew tart it makes his arms flap!
Samosas ar teh yum!!! But ai’m still nawt kiwte shur about teh dried owt bol-aubants.
is samosas liek the gurl scout cookies??
Itz a pastry snak fud frum India. Usuallee kwite spy sea. Can be menee dirrfrunt fillings – veggie, oar beef, oar chikken. . .an fried. Mai frend Sumi maeks awl kinds an tehy ar AWLWAIZ reelee taystee. But offen verree hawt!
ooooo dose Samosas bea da YUMMIES, Mii assistnat bea frum Pakistan an shee bwings dem furr awl da parties!! Shee bwings wuns wif poe ta toez and gwound beefs ~~~ Dey bea firey iz rite!! Butt – i lub dem … der iz awl sew a gudz saucee wif dem
tahts samoas! btw, when did tey start calling them ‘samoas’ agin? dey were ‘Caramel deLites’ for a wile…
Siberskin unyunz? Iz this sumthing speshul from teh TTI?? Ar tehy tinee??
I luked dem upz — dey bea pikkoled unyions — prolly yummies!
Sumtiems cawld “Cokktale unyunz”
Dey aer tiny unyuns, bit moar big dan peaz, an silbery wite – picklold in spirit biniger (white distilled vinegar) Moar laydeeliek dan teh big picklold unyuns dat GP lieks!
Hai GP!!
CHOOEY CAR MELL wuns!!1
*taeks wun ov teh sordid chokklits*
nom nom nom nom nom nom . . .
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Waht kind ov Horse Doovers did yoo bring? Ai’m nawt shur ai recognize ebreething!
Ummm. . .”dryed owt bol-au-bants???”
Oh yesh yesh yesh! Is a TTI speshealeetee! Is liek a littlol puff paystree caysing filled wib unrecognysabull stuff adn leff owt fur tu lawng so dey goes awl sawft adn horribblol!
Yoo just cloaze yur aiez an gulp um down???
GP beez caughted inna heez own twap –sew dats awl da fuds hee haz in der rite now!
Heem didnt nose dat GC iz a Fastee kitteh and wuz nawt fooled buy hiz twick. Unfourtoonately Rabid Weeslol Nummer 7 iz stillz at big and mite be gettin reedy two twy an reskoo GP …
oh Janet….
*slow sad hedshake*
he eets pork scratchins and pikkled eggs!
doesn’t that say it all???
Teh pikkled eggz ai think mite bee gud – if yoo laik debbiled eggs – oar pikkled beats!
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But. . .the pork scratchins. . .maybee itz a “guy” thing????
*whispurz* But I luvs teh peekled yeggs! *hydes fayce in paws wit imbarristment*
Itz OK!
Ai hav nebber had tehm – teh pikkloled eggs. But a cuppla munths ago GP told uz hao hee maeks them – an it sounded reelee gud. Ai laik pikkloled things.
Mah momma used to mayk teh pikkled beets herself. We wuld grow them in teh garden and she wuld can them at summer’s end. Always esploded at leest wun – and left purplol/magenta joose stayns on teh ceeling.
Mah parints livs in a rural area and teh deers luvs to nom teh beets. Mah mom wuld luk owt teh kichin winder and see them nomming – and yell – HEY, stawp drooling over awl mah beets!
Between teh esploding canning process and teh drooling deers, ventchuly she gayv up and I thinks she may nao buy her pickloled beets frum teh store in kans.
Then teh recipe is eezy. Yoo buys teh picklold beets, mayks teh hard-boyled eggs, and drowns them in teh picklold beets and theyr luvlee purplol/magenta joos. When te yeggs is pink awl teh way throo, they ar dun! An thatz no yolk!
An THAT sounds ree,ee festiv!
GP maeks iz wif regular whyte vinegar.
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LOL!! Teh esploding canning!! Wun preshur kooker esploding neerlee kilt mee wunz!!
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Ai had JUST left teh kitchen – when it went BOOM!! laik Dave’s Camplol Soop!!! Maek a beeg hole in teh Sea Ling!!
So it went BOOM!!! dit it? Just lyke teh Camplol Soop?
*starts to laff unkontrollably wunz agin over teh esploding soop*
Oh yesh yesh yesh! * slow, sad headshake * Wii has so manee gud noms in TTI but but but wen wii has partees (fambilee wons, normerlee) dey alwais brings owt teh most horriblol noms… cowls sosidj rolls, vol-au-vents… awl taht stuff!
AH!!! teh famblee parteez.
*nods knowinglee*
*sneeks in, tendrils tikkils JCH4elebentyK*
gigglol gigglol tee hee heee heeeeeeeeee. . .
WP be a mysteerius and tempermental kreecher, ainfinkso…
Donut fergit teh heggs, boyld til can bounse! And tehn jusss enuff adult bevridges to insiyt a bad cayse ob Teh Fambly Row, foLOLowed by Teh Sulks or, in R fambly Partie Gayms an Free-form Dansing!
Whoooooo hoooo!!!!!
Sounds laik such fun!!! Can ai come there too???
Ov corse!
Ifinkso dat peepz haz da rite namez “terribelle” ….. *nods nods …. yeppersIdo*
Firemenz (and wimminz!) and kittehs, a hart-warming combinayshun. (Klose up spayces in URLs.)
Fireman saves cat from burning roof:
h t t p : / / w w w . y outube.com/watch?v=8FAmIJwg7jg
Firemen save cat from burning house (watch starting around 4 min into vid):
h t t p : / / w w w . y outube.com/watch?v=8FAmIJwg7jg
Firemen save tiny kitten stuck in pipe:
h t t p : / / w w w . y outube.com/watch?v=QkQtELqKGEc
Hooray!
Oopsie, that sekkund wun shuld be:
h t t p : / / w w w . y outube.com/watch?v=DtchepQxHjM
Here’s anuther wun.
Singe is one cool cat:
h t t p : / / w w w . y outube.com/watch?v=uC70HNhqiMA
Dere wuz a gnus storee heer abowt fyremens reskyooing goggie, and showed fyremens gibbing goggie CPR….it maded mai eyz awl leeky….such a wunnerful fing! Goggie libbed, fanks tu nize fyremans!
Ai lubs mai fyremens arown heer…tehy are teh WIN and sew awsum!
Not a lolcat. Not even close. Just glurge. Do not want.
why do these chzbrgrz taste like shark?
could i offer you a tasty orange mouse?
No! No! J4K – do nawt tayk teh orinj maus! Teh orinj wunz is poyzun!
Psst – ai donut fink teh orinj maus wuz meened fur JCH4K.
Oh. Yor rite! *turns orinj maus over, seez that it has sumwun elz’s nom ritten on it* OK then. *throws orinj maus down, walks away whissling*
I wish to dedicate this picture to all the volunteers that are now working in Abruzzo… The eathquake was so bad and our nation is bleeding… but still there are so many people there helping….
I am proud of them.
Tha resQ men… alwayz reedy!
prays a prayer 0 thanks for the resQ men/women in Abruzzo, and a prayer fur dem to be strong while dey be halping.
*holdz sweetpea’s tendril fur teh prayer*
*holds J4K’s paw; offers anuther paw owt to teh neggst cheez-peep*
Our thoughts and prayers are with all of those in danger and/or suffering and their families in Italy.
{{{Italy, owr harts is with yoo}}}
Joinz da prayer circol to pway for awl da peepz in Abruzzo and awl der famblies adn fweds and awl da heeros halpin dem …. *bows hed*
*slips a paw intu gremlin’s, an offurs uvver paw*
*slips paw intu prysma’s*
{{eberywun}}
*taeks GC’s paw & extends uvver paw*
*taiks nightshayde’s paw an holds owt uvver paw tew neggst cheezfrend*
*taiks bf473′s paw and holds owt uvver paw for next cheezfrend*
*murmurs praier for all the lifes in Italee.*
*Taiks Duffy’s paw an holds out uvver paw fur next cheezfrend*
*taiks Cassidy’s paw an howlds owt paw fur otter cheezfrend* Prayers fur all teh peeps in Italy.
*taiks africat’s paw an preys*
May the Lord hold everyone safe in His care.
*holds out fluffy paw furr nextest cheezpeep*
Ohai Darkailleam! Ar yoo frum teh Italee???
Ai haz red awl about teh urfkwakes there – an it iz indeed a moast horriblol thing. An such a gud thing to know that there ar usuallee lawts ov braive reQmen – an wimmin – to halp. Verreee skeerree – thoz urfkwakes.
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But it iz awlwaiz so sad wehn teh bring down teh ancient an byootiful townz an villages.
Yes I am from Italy….
Thanx fo all tah prayers… Kisses to all
But Darkailleam!!!! Dont go away! Yoo need to bee awn the Cheezpeeplmap!!! There iz praktkalee NO WUN frum Italy. Yoo mite bee ar awnlee hoep!!
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Do yoo know hao to doo it??? Ai bee rite bak. Yoo just needz to rite to cweenmj an she will do it! OH!! It wud bee so grate to have sumwun from Italee.
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Ai libbed fur a yeer a a half in Italee – a long taim ago – but ai thot they had maed a mistake an just sent mee to hebben urlee! ai libbed in Antignano – just souf ov Livorno. An ai werked at Camp Darby in Tirrenia. SOOO byootiful there!!
Wow! I now teh arrea! Beeeutifulll!
I live neer Pavia… In a beuuutiful town: Vigevano….
Hev U evver been here? Worth seen it… All Itali is akshually… *realizes tha she may be boasting too much… * Oops… Okay I love my contry, in spite of all
the problems we have…..
What is Cheezpeeplmap?
Ohai, I rited yoo a reply but WordPress eeted it! Teh cheez map is a map of teh peepuls hoo hangs owt here on this site. Cween MJ can tell yoo awl abowt it!
Oh gremlin! Ai’ll be we did teh saem thing.
Ai’ll put cweennj’s email heer in de skyes!
Will this werk???
cweenmj
@
gmail
.com
Yay!! Just put it bak together! She needs to know where yoo live – a littlol sumthing aobut it – an where in Italee to find yur town. She will tell yoo, ai think, if she needs moar infurmayshuns.
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OH!! Hao grate to hav sumwun frum Italee heer!
If yu go tu teh Cheez Town Cryer yu can find menny wunnermus an useful fings, inclooding a link tu teh Cheezmap — teh locayshuns uv Cheezfrendz awl ober teh whirrld!!!
Oh thanks! prysma-kitteh! Ai awlwaiz trai to do it teh hard way!!
But iz the link rite there to send teh informayshuns to teh cween???
Her emayo iz atta bottum uv teh cryer, an awn teh map, an aifinkso awn teh master list tu. Teh cween, she be thoro!
Oh no no no no no!!! Yoo cud nebber ebber boast too much about the Italee!
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LOL!!! An wich contree duzn’t hav teh problims????
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Ai’m off to find teh cweenmj link! Bee rite bak!
And luk upthred – we is surrownding yoo and awl of Italy with a circlol of cheez-lub!
I iz from Italy, too. I liv in da Abruzzo coast ( Pescara ). i wanna fank darkailleam fur postin da comment. da erfquaek wuz on mai birfday nite. luckeylee, in my citey naffin bad happnd an nowbady died. dis morning der haz been da funeral of all victims and i cried so much. manee of da 289 victeems wuz berry young people attending unnibersity.
i wanna alzo say dat many doggiz halped resQmen. an also,I saw on tv sum doggiz dat lost deir hoomans and were still wulkin on da broken breecks ov deir collapsed hauses callin deir hoomins. diz is so sad I can’t talk about it annymoar.
fank you awl fer your paws. kizzes
Yu haz spoken up… whai leev nao? Come play, an hug, an laff, an support, an be frendz wif us insted uv dispeering.
{{{Darkailleam}}}
I’m here!!
I’ve tried the link but it didn’t work…
Besides here is 9 o’clock PM… and i am a good girl…
oh, and FYI, Princess Mu sez, hur stoopie werk sez “NO ICHC at werk…”
allegedlee, hur gotted a birus frum ICHC (or sew “they” say) and tehy cutted hur awf fur playin’ awn ICHC wif us….
She awlso sed tu let teh Big Cheezes noe dat supposedlee dere am a birus embedded in ICHC….but wudawino?
Ai has a gud aunty-birus program naow, and Ai nawt has a prollem. Ennywun else?
AWWWwwwwwWWWw! Bring bak teh Princess! Bring bak teh Princess! *mayks a big sine, starts to march arownd ICHC with it* BRING BAK PRINCESS MU!!!!! OR ELZE!!!
*marches sholdur to sholdur wif gremlin wif big sine*
Bring bak teh Princess! Bring bak teh Princess! BRING BAK PRINCESS MU!!!!! OR ELZE!!!
oh noze, furst rhsb naow the Princess??!
*gets owt pichfork an flaimin torchez fer angree mawb scene* Princess! Princess! Princess!!
They tuk rhsb too? Oh noes! *wunders hoo will pissadeer neggst, has a wurry*
Ai uses Linux/Ubuntu, an biruses usulee targetid fur Windoze.
Mai spishun iz taht aieeeeeeeeeee (also called IE)haz teh sikuritee hoals a myle big an cud let ennyfing in, but ai nawt see hao cud be biruses awn ICHC…. *haz a puzzloled*
Stoopy wurk. Blame teh nawt-sekkund conbenyent fing, nawt chekk if pawsibul oar probabul. Pfft.
An no – ai haz nebber had a problim. No wun haz ebber sed enething about a problim.
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But – Princess MU??????????? Nao ai haz a reelee big sad.
it got blocked but just a couple of minutes ago I got a message from my antivirus program that it had been attacked (while I was here in cheezland) by something called Bloodhound. Exploit196, a Heuristic virus. I have no idea what that means but it was noted as high risk.
I don’t really understand how these viruses work, I’m sure it would have attacked me no matter where I was on the web, doubt it was because I was on ICHC. Blocked! take that you stoopy virus!
o.O Symantec mentions it tries to exploit two Adobe openings, ine of them a javascript one…. Cheezes definitely should be told which virus.
Gotta go fur a bit, guis! Gotta practikul test in restraining ratties (nawt uv teh West River kind
) an tehn, tehn, tehn ai dunned teh Lab Aminlol corse eksept habing cololololololony doody (heehee, ai sed doody) tu moar times (taht be halping cleening cages an fings).
Bak layter! Wish me a co-oprativ rattie, nawt a saiko wun taht gunna maek it unpawsibul! Schmoos!
Did kitteh set fire to the house while trying to make his own cheezburger?
Win!!!1!
My hats off to all the heroes, that saves humans and especially animals.
My hats off to all the heroes, that save humans and especially animals.
Risking their lives to save people and furry friends. *Salute*
With no thought to their own safety. That’s a HERO.
Ha ha ha!
Why du AI no haz a firesman to rescuu meh?
*pouty*
Aww! I love this! This epitomizes how I few our law enforcement and disaster respondants. True heros always have time to save kittehs!
Give that guy a medal! Or at least a cheezburger.
Ta da to the heero huumins in the world!