Comments on: i tryd vegiterryan

By: Bbop800

Bbop800 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 21:05:08 +0000

vegiterryan iz a lolcat’z wurst emeny.

By: jawsh

jawsh — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:23:50 +0000

Mah sistuh trie dis. She lyke, sumhao. Mi no git it.

By: mokitteh

mokitteh — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 20:03:50 +0000

good point, long

By: Kris

Kris — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:02:27 +0000

Kittehs r “obligate carnivores” – must eat meat. Get vege nutrients from vegetarian prey or grass. Got no taste buds for sweet. Can’t digest most carbs. Onion fambly gibs anaemia – verry bad for kittehs. Lactose intolerant too. So only gib meat part of cheezburger – maybe little tiny bit of cheese. So if u love your kittehs, gib right noms, okplzethnku.

By: Kiki'sMom

Kiki'sMom — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:48:34 +0000

Oranj not a color on dere flag. Oranj de color of de kountree bcos of William of orange. kthxbai.

By: nismo

nismo — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 06:52:17 +0000

Won’t even accept lettuce in the cheeseburger.

By: coyoteman

coyoteman — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 06:51:11 +0000

Don’t feedz me weedz!!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 06:12:54 +0000

Euell Gibbons kitteh sez ‘Hay! Tihs duz NAWT taist lyke Grape Nuts! Pleh!!’

By: skwirrlgrrl

skwirrlgrrl — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 02:07:10 +0000

@@@@@@@@@@@
ROLPIMP WRr!
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*adds hunnee to shopping list*

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:47:32 +0000

Kittehz shud nevur bee vejetaryanz. Hoomanz, awn teh uthur handz…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:09:32 +0000

LOL — ai liek it … but ai prefer nawt to be actively meen.
…
Uv course, if he wuz a kind halpful thotful purrsun, ai wud haz thrown it away (or at leest put it on himz desk). But no – heez wun uv doze ppl dat staers at teh yung pretteh gurls in a creepy manner, foists himz werk off on uvvers, an mooches frum wutebber fuds him kin find wevver dey haz bin offered to him or nawt. Ai shan’t hasten himz firing — but ai donut fink ai wud miss him if he were to werk sumwhere else.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:02:48 +0000

Ai hayte wen pplz tayks mah fings off teh printer — why wud ai do dat to sumwun else?

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:57:52 +0000

a medisin flavr.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:57:02 +0000

yep..
ai wunz donayted Ateen inches uv hare to lokks uv lubs… and still had enuff to do a
poneetale. it wuz funnee to watch teh harekutting ladeez spaz…

By: longcat

longcat — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:56:26 +0000

leik ur lolcats

By: longcat

longcat — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:55:49 +0000

plz to be insert into shreaders (aka Enron dokumentz storage)
nawt leaving lay ’round afore manglement start curtailing awl other funz to

By: lionelcat

lionelcat — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:55:27 +0000

hoepfulee after yu maed manee coppees and routed dem too da stupervisors

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:55:02 +0000

me 2…
ai wanted to meet teh cween b4 mai bus pass runz owt…

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:49:34 +0000

ifinkso yu did teh rite thing. Nawt bii taken utter peepz papers, after awl it had himz name awn it!

By: lionelcat

lionelcat — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:48:28 +0000

well naow i onlee wanna eet karets that are teh porpul.
nd iffn dey tast liek cheezburger

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:37:33 +0000

… an yesh – ai leeved it rite where it wuz.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:36:24 +0000

Teh werkplayce area annoying nawt-sew-brite guy printed owt himz NCAA tournament brakket compleet wif dollar amounts ppl wun — wif himz own naem boxed prominentlee … an den leeved it on teh printer fur ennywun to see.
…
Izzit meh, or izzit nawt a gud ideeyuh to leev evidence uv rool-braykin (an eben law-braykin) layin arownd fur ennywun to see?

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:32:04 +0000

oh ai haz a sad naow….

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:27:40 +0000

wii will taking I-84 adn going norf tu OryGone.
Kinda going rownd Salt Lake Siddy.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:24:43 +0000

Ai wundur if mah liddul gurl wud try dem if dey wuz purplol.
*haz a pondurr*

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:17:35 +0000

oooh! eff u drib thru yewtah, lemme noe, wii can haz cheezmeet heer! an eff kitsurina iz arown, she shud come tew!
*has a happitayl at fwot uv meetin owr cween!*

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:10:19 +0000

errr. noe!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:04:26 +0000

Awww. Lokkz fur lubz!! dat b a grate fing u duz. ♥

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:03:24 +0000

Ai gree, it waz lik da tyme sumbody caem here an gotted eberione upset about da deklawin. Peppolz goed crazee – didn;t caer bout what best foer da kittehz, onlee dat dey be told dat dey haz da onlee rite to da pinion.

By: jd

jd — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:03:15 +0000

I saw dis on Get Fuzzy. Der kitteh borrowed a credit card adn was ordering peperoni pizzas on the sly.

By: jd

jd — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:01:58 +0000

I dunno. Roast beef adn roast lamb sound gud. Rodents eet seeds, nawt vegetables, sew dey’re seederarians.

By: jd

jd — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:00:09 +0000

A roze iz awlsew an apple.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:53:53 +0000

Sum pplz iz freeks, aifinkso.

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:51:59 +0000

Da cween iz alwaez in fashion. Ai jess told da huzby it waz formal sew ai cud get da hair coloured. Nawt dun since Catsmus. Da colour iz wash out able since ai doen8z mi harez to lockz for lub.

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:46:25 +0000

Alien inserted into kitteh

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:37:49 +0000

Fankee, ai been worried. Iz nawt gud tyme to tellz peppolz off – eben iffn dey deserbit.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:37:15 +0000

Oh Noez!!! Iz dis a formal cheezmeet!?!?!?! I hazn’t had mine hairz dun in agez. And awl mai formal gownz iz at deh kleenerz. *haz a wurry*

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:34:14 +0000

Ai waz onna huffinton’s web sight an de had dis cussion about maken da kittehs be vegimatarians. Da silly peppolz fink dat since de be vegimitarianz dat da kittehz shud nawt bee aloud to eat da meet.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:32:44 +0000

*heddesk*
…
Ouch.

By: jd

jd — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:32:33 +0000

Dids yew knoe dat originally karrots wur purple? Dat orinj karrots wur bred speshully by teh Dutch coz wun ob teh colours in deir flag woz orinj.

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:32:19 +0000

Teh updayt wuz in teh fred befor teh last wun, aifinkso. She held it togeddur, biting hur tung so as nawt to say sumfin dat wud be counterproduktiv. Sheez ok rite nao, but haz anuvver stoopy meetin on Thursday.
…
*hoeps she gotted that rite*

By: jd

jd — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:29:24 +0000

Duz yew want soy sauce on yore cheezburgers?

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:29:11 +0000

Ai been goen, hadda getz mi harez dun fore da cheezmeet wif da cween. Did wii eber find out hoew Sweetpeas meeting wif da tee-are-oh-ell-ell stoopi visor wented?

By: jd

jd — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:27:18 +0000

Obelix lubs boar. Want boar naw!
.
heim.ifi.uio.no/janl/ts/asterix.html

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:27:13 +0000

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:25:22 +0000

No, i don’t think so. I think after wii bizit mai folkz, wii drop bak down to I-80 and den go west. Itz not so likelee tu git clozed kuz ub deh snowz in deh mountingz. Deh passes on I-90 frew MontAnna and IdeeHo kin git kinda nasty.

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:23:21 +0000

dingdingdingdingding

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:21:53 +0000

Ai dunno dat wun

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:21:31 +0000

a nose?

By: Icanhasfockses

Icanhasfockses — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:21:23 +0000

*faysepaw*
Fell rite into taht wun.
.
O noes yew don’t. Wunce is enuff, piggeh!