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gimme cheezburgers! naow!
Oh yay!! a free-way ty wif jk2k, annipuss and chizmonkies!!! Dans on down tu deh tyboo teek and finding a lubblee giftee. dey b habbing deh bobblolhedded eester bunnee and chokklit kubbered marshmallow peepz, amungst uzzer fingz.
oooh peepz! ai wuz taekin teh pikshurs uv teh peepz diz lahst wiikend!
Duz yew want soy sauce on yore cheezburgers?
errr. noe!
Kittehz shud nevur bee vejetaryanz. Hoomanz, awn teh uthur handz…
Kittehz aer carniboarz
Obelix lubs boar. Want boar naw!
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dis kitteh nawt liek teh karots….teh orang wuns r poysin!!!
Dids yew knoe dat originally karrots wur purple? Dat orinj karrots wur bred speshully by teh Dutch coz wun ob teh colours in deir flag woz orinj.
Ai wundur if mah liddul gurl wud try dem if dey wuz purplol.
*haz a pondurr*
well naow i onlee wanna eet karets that are teh porpul.
nd iffn dey tast liek cheezburger
Oranj not a color on dere flag. Oranj de color of de kountree bcos of William of orange. kthxbai.
a roze iz a roze iz a roze iz a stikk.
…wif pointee endz.
A roze iz awlsew an apple.
R U gunna be in souf dakoda dis springs? If springs eber gets heer dat iz.
No, i don’t think so. I think after wii bizit mai folkz, wii drop bak down to I-80 and den go west. Itz not so likelee tu git clozed kuz ub deh snowz in deh mountingz. Deh passes on I-90 frew MontAnna and IdeeHo kin git kinda nasty.
oooh! eff u drib thru yewtah, lemme noe, wii can haz cheezmeet heer! an eff kitsurina iz arown, she shud come tew!
*has a happitayl at fwot uv meetin owr cween!*
wii will taking I-84 adn going norf tu OryGone.
Kinda going rownd Salt Lake Siddy.
oh ai haz a sad naow….
me 2…
ai wanted to meet teh cween b4 mai bus pass runz owt…
Ai been goen, hadda getz mi harez dun fore da cheezmeet wif da cween. Did wii eber find out hoew Sweetpeas meeting wif da tee-are-oh-ell-ell stoopi visor wented?
Teh updayt wuz in teh fred befor teh last wun, aifinkso. She held it togeddur, biting hur tung so as nawt to say sumfin dat wud be counterproduktiv. Sheez ok rite nao, but haz anuvver stoopy meetin on Thursday.
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*hoeps she gotted that rite*
Fankee, ai been worried. Iz nawt gud tyme to tellz peppolz off – eben iffn dey deserbit.
Oh Noez!!! Iz dis a formal cheezmeet!?!?!?! I hazn’t had mine hairz dun in agez. And awl mai formal gownz iz at deh kleenerz. *haz a wurry*
Da cween iz alwaez in fashion. Ai jess told da huzby it waz formal sew ai cud get da hair coloured. Nawt dun since Catsmus. Da colour iz wash out able since ai doen8z mi harez to lockz for lub.
Awww. Lokkz fur lubz!! dat b a grate fing u duz. ♥
yep..
ai wunz donayted Ateen inches uv hare to lokks uv lubs… and still had enuff to do a
poneetale. it wuz funnee to watch teh harekutting ladeez spaz…
It had a flavr.
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An ickee flavr.
a medisin flavr.
Yesh, yesh. Vegemetareyuns do NAWT tayste gud!
*heddesk*
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Ouch.
Ai waz onna huffinton’s web sight an de had dis cussion about maken da kittehs be vegimatarians. Da silly peppolz fink dat since de be vegimitarianz dat da kittehz shud nawt bee aloud to eat da meet.
Sum pplz iz freeks, aifinkso.
Ai gree, it waz lik da tyme sumbody caem here an gotted eberione upset about da deklawin. Peppolz goed crazee – didn;t caer bout what best foer da kittehz, onlee dat dey be told dat dey haz da onlee rite to da pinion.
I saw dis on Get Fuzzy. Der kitteh borrowed a credit card adn was ordering peperoni pizzas on the sly.
I dunno. Roast beef adn roast lamb sound gud. Rodents eet seeds, nawt vegetables, sew dey’re seederarians.
Tu mush fiburr
Teh root ob teh prollem is dat itz juss tu stikk-ee
oh oh oh I has joke!!!
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Whut is Brown adn Stickee?
A hunnee glazed pinnee gig?
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ROLPIMP WRr!
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*adds hunnee to shopping list*
*i’m prolly gonna regret this*
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Ai dunno, wut?
A Stick!
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Nao, whut is Brown and Smells?
*faysepaw*
Fell rite into taht wun.
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O noes yew don’t. Wunce is enuff, piggeh!
a nose?
dingdingdingdingding
Ai dunno dat wun
Ai noe, Ain oe!!!!!!
Dat’s mai liddle sistur’z fabrit joak
Alien inserted into kitteh
Teh werkplayce area annoying nawt-sew-brite guy printed owt himz NCAA tournament brakket compleet wif dollar amounts ppl wun — wif himz own naem boxed prominentlee … an den leeved it on teh printer fur ennywun to see.
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Izzit meh, or izzit nawt a gud ideeyuh to leev evidence uv rool-braykin (an eben law-braykin) layin arownd fur ennywun to see?
… an yesh – ai leeved it rite where it wuz.
ifinkso yu did teh rite thing. Nawt bii taken utter peepz papers, after awl it had himz name awn it!
Ai hayte wen pplz tayks mah fings off teh printer — why wud ai do dat to sumwun else?
hoepfulee after yu maed manee coppees and routed dem too da stupervisors
LOL — ai liek it … but ai prefer nawt to be actively meen.
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Uv course, if he wuz a kind halpful thotful purrsun, ai wud haz thrown it away (or at leest put it on himz desk). But no – heez wun uv doze ppl dat staers at teh yung pretteh gurls in a creepy manner, foists himz werk off on uvvers, an mooches frum wutebber fuds him kin find wevver dey haz bin offered to him or nawt. Ai shan’t hasten himz firing — but ai donut fink ai wud miss him if he were to werk sumwhere else.
plz to be insert into shreaders (aka Enron dokumentz storage)
nawt leaving lay ’round afore manglement start curtailing awl other funz to
leik ur lolcats
good point, long
Euell Gibbons kitteh sez ‘Hay! Tihs duz NAWT taist lyke Grape Nuts! Pleh!!’
Don’t feedz me weedz!!
Won’t even accept lettuce in the cheeseburger.
Kittehs r “obligate carnivores” – must eat meat. Get vege nutrients from vegetarian prey or grass. Got no taste buds for sweet. Can’t digest most carbs. Onion fambly gibs anaemia – verry bad for kittehs. Lactose intolerant too. So only gib meat part of cheezburger – maybe little tiny bit of cheese. So if u love your kittehs, gib right noms, okplzethnku.
Mah sistuh trie dis. She lyke, sumhao. Mi no git it.
vegiterryan iz a lolcat’z wurst emeny.