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duk duk… yum!
concatulashuns {{jk2k}} fer nawt-sekkund!
shul we seelybr8 wif a duct dans?
an a wun-two,,,
*dans dans quak!*
*quak quak dans!!*
aifink ai’ll hab a cokk-tayl… mebbe a nyce redroostr drinkee!
Iz teh Birdy Song! Yay!
Duk tayp! Tihs lukz lyke mai Sammi az a kittoon!
bery strong duckie!
it twas far-mur mc doenuls duct, aifinkso!
** ♪♫♪♫quak quak here and a quak quak there!1!! ♪♫♪♫**
yesh, inbissiblol duck taype!
@@@@@!!1!elebenty!
rubber duckee, yer teh wun!
Sez-mee Street ref, FTW!
Waykboardin – ur doin it rong.
OH …. and *kasplort*
…
Teh floofeeness iz jus too kyoot!
odeer…
*runsoberwifaqwikness, gathrs teh brayns awl up an washwashwashee kleen wif teh sparklee waddur… pakpakpak inna hed, tuks hedboans intew propr playc an raps wif ducky (!) taype. Smooths obber seems wif gud kitteh spit. Raps NS inna nyce floofie blankee an gets sum hawt choklit foar her*
nyce job Jk2k!
fanks, ai’ll hab taht cokktayl naow…wanna joyn me? ebberywun iz welkom!
FangQ! it’s been a long dai, and aym still in shock from bill for hubbekats car alignmint…
Fankies, jk2k!
*snugglols into blankee & sips hawt choklit*
Mmm – nawt TOO hawt. Itz purrrfekt!
oh deer, nightshayde splorted all ober prettee bonnet!
call teh fyremen, call elebentee nine!
ooh luk, heer cums teh CCC!
*sweepity teh braynes, wash wif limony wadder*
*scooppity up and plot intew cabity*
*pat hedbones in place, apply ducky tape*
*snap new CHRG in place, apply more ducky taype*
thank guddness for teh duckee!
*leed nightshayde tew louwnge*
now sit and reed tax forms till yew are better!
here is a drink and choklit biskits!
now dinna luk at teh floof without these HGGs!
LOL “call elebentee nine!”
…
Ai iz hazzin trubbul stayin awayk az it is. Ai tayked mah liddul gurl to Dizneeland yesterday & we got hoam at 1am. By teh tiem ai told mah Momcat about teh fabulous day we had & showed hur teh kyoot outfit teh kidlet pikked owt in a stoar & givved eech uv teh kittehs sum attenshun, ai diddint get to bed until after 2am. Ai haz a BEEEG tired. No tax forms, plz!!!
*tuks NS inna sof warmee snuglee bed*
nitey nite!
*purrrrrr*
Nooooooooo! Doant leev mi, Kaptin Dukkeh!
Congrats tu jk2kitteh and plasticat! Awf tu the Ty Booteek wif yu! (nawt shore ai spelldid dat rite)
OMCC! *SPLORT*
*fawls ober ded frum Kyoot!*
Ohdeer!!!
*sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
*rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif lemming-flavured sparklee waters*
*caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
*jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
*sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif pink dayglo taype*
*wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit moose fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
Nawt luk at cyoot until yu has recobered, otay? Just rest heer.
I’ll just tayke teh floofy kitteh home so otter peeps won’t splort..
kthnxyoinkbai!
Fangs, PK! *schmoo* Hao yew iz?
Ai iz gud! Bizzy coz iz end uv smester an we habing tests an eksams flinged at us frum awl sides, tyred coz uv teh Eva-bebbeh, but happeh!!!
Hao yu be duing??? Ai behind awn ebreefing, nawt getting heer az oftin az ai’d lyk! {{{{{{BDM}}}}}}
Ai iz awn mah sekkond rownd ub aunty by-yotiks fur new moana. Am habin a gud thyme stew dent teachifyin, fur da moast part, doh…
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Eva is dewin sew gud, an yew awl wall be halpin her tew haz a fureber hoam cuz ub da kare yew beh gibben her… a few moar week week weeks is awl.
SEKKUND???? Oh man… taht be ultra-pleh.
Ai haz a happeh yu enjoi teh teeching!
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Ai saying teh prayers tu teh kitteh gods taht Eva goes tu luving fureber hoam.
llama llama duck. Nao I has an eerwurm. Sigh.
Aaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!
I wuz wonse a trii-haus, ii libbed inna kake,
bud ii nebber saw teh way teh oranj
sleighed teh rake…
Yeah. That wun. Kan sai wif yew fer DAYS!
Um… ai waz gunna menshun we be uploading 2 bideos uv Eva playing… but mebbe ai shud nawt wif awl teh splortaje alreddy starting frum tihs lol. *goez tu get teh nawt-sekkund aid kit frum Eva’s blog tu halp with splortajes*
Yesh, littol Eva is teh destroyer of cheezpeeps braynes!
beware teh power of her kyoot floof!
*hanz owt brannoo CHRGs awl arown, lotz uv noo kulurs foar teh springtyme*
ebberywun bee preepayred foar teh cyuut!
Mebbe we can get some ekstra dukky taype frum teh dukky in teh lol.
ohai PK! ai will b sending yu emayo in nekst dai or sew…Plasticat want Eva sew bad he wuz luuking thru hiz Lego sets last nite, tew sell sum awn eBay fer dopshun fee munnies! awl ai heer naow iz EvaEvaEva frum him – uzed tew b LegoLegoLego (well, he iz firteen, foreteen in August, sew naow iz finking more abowt gyrls dan tois?!)
u noe… iffn ai wud libs neer 2 u… ai wudz move en wib you adn spens mai dais adn niets watchin u adn eva…
dis bideos are sooo awwwweliek.
gud fing ais nawt libin neer 2 u cuz ai wud loos mai jawb adn ‘nois u wif jes hanging rown
Tug the Rubber Dog towes Container the Cat.
tow, tow, tow da kat gently kross da floor.
How iz Miss Eva tudai? {{{Eva}}}
Her duing awsum!
Gnu Eva bideos in blog!!!
Warning, ware purrtekshuns! Iz bideo uv her playing! An iz gest peer-ins-is!!!
Her sleeping nao, her has full tummeh frum milkshake: kittin milk an kittin gushifuds.
Soundz yummi! *makez mii thank twice uf about chocolate mylkshakes*
*runs tu luk at Eva bidieo*
*hedbats UToob fur nawt habing finished prosessing teh sekkund bideo yet*
OMCC, it taeks it fureber!!! If it nawt wurk ryte, ai haz a sowree fur getting eksited an posting tu suun, it will wurk az suun az UToob catchis up.
Oooohhhh I lub Eva an dat little tiny tail makez mii has tu hold mine head awn! Ebben hubbikat wuz giggleing wif her playfullness. Her haz a mity tiger tude, wif tiny little pawz!
@@@@@!!!!!
Merrilee merrilee merrilee merrilee,
Lief iz nawt a bore.
We kan haz a rownd?
Ai’ll dwink tew dat!
Rownd uf drinks cumming up! Wat wuld yu lyke?
Tow, tow, tow da kat ober tu da bowl.
Fill it up wif gushifudz an hii will kry no moore.
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whya duck?whya no cheekin? *trumpet fanfare* all hail Marx an Lennon! (groucho an john, datiz)
**Red comes runnin in, wif an egg-sited**
I HAS NOO CAR! Jes dribed it hoam.
It’s so purty.
Yay!! *dansdansdans*
Tells us bowt it!!!!!
Ohai, PK!
Iz a 2009 Toyota Yaris S, Pacific Blue Metallic wif dark insydes. Gets awsum gas milidj an iz fun to drive.
Haz eberyfing on it! I gotta lern how to werk teh stereo moar. Mutch moar fansyur den I’m yoosed to.
*dans dans dans*
conga-rats red!
Fanks, gc.
oooo congrats Red!!!
teh Toy Yodas, tehy are gud cars!!
Ohai skwirrl!
How wuz ur birfday?
Yesh, teh Toy Yoda’s iz awsum. Teh car I wented crunchee in wuz a 94 Toyota Corolla, wif 199,400 miles. Wii wuz gonna see at leest 200,000 butt den u kno wut happind.
it was GUD, fanks!!
wented by wifakwikness tho!
so isn’t u going on vacashun soon??
is u tellin us where u is goin?
hm? HMM??
Yesh, I’m flyin owt dis Fryday!
Ware I’m goin?
**ebil grin**
TEH TAINT FAIRE!
**runsawaylaffin**
LOL!!
cmon… we wanna know!!!!
well I do!!
I relee kinnawt tell. I haz my reezuns, trust me, an I kinnawt even gibs dem.
I’m goin sumware dat iz SUPPOZED to be warmer den KY. Wii hads teh SNOW 2day! I wuz lyk, “OMCCWTFBBQ!”
Honestlee, ifn YOO wuz runnin away frum hoam, hao menny peeps wud yoo be tellin?
but but but… we is not just peeps!
*pout*
will u tells us when u gets back??
I donut kno ifn I kin oar nawt.
Wii will see.
I relee relee RELEE wanna tayle y’all but I jes kinnawt. I has beeg egg-sited an so DESPERITLEE needs dis bakayshun, tho!
I gots wun fing plannded an dat’s it. Teh rest of teh tyme, I jes gonna go wif teh flow an do wutebber I wanna do. Do yoo kno wut a luk-shuree dat iz? Nawt has to get up at sertin tyme, nawt has to be sumware at sertin tyme, jes watebber I feel lyk doin, I’m doin.
I am takin teh lappytawp wif me, so y’all gonna be goin wif me.
**hugs rhsb**
**blops rhsb upside hur hed**
***luks sturnlee at rhsb** Butt, SUMWUN nose wear yu will bee an awl, rite? RITE?
Yesh, several peeplols kno ware I’m goin, my flite info, my hotel info, an eberyfing. Plus, I keeps my fone awn me at awl tymes.
I has taykun purr-kaw-shuns to be safe, abuv an be-yond!
gud!!!
oh my, it’s teh late!
I has to go… hopefullee, I can get on tomorrows!
nite all!
*schmoos*
Ooooooooooh. Taht sownd berry berry nyse!!!
Ai haz a happeh fur yu!!!
Fankyoo, fankyoo.
I haz beeg happitayle ober dis. I haz noo car AN I NAWT HAS TO DEEL WIF DEELERS NO MOAR!
Oooh! that makes purplol!
Ohai LCB. Ai saw a new Easter abitar for “lionelcat” on da pic before
dis wun – “it wuz bleh”. U canz add to yur “mugshots”.
Yesh, bloo iz my fabrit culler.
I did luuk at red car – it luuked lyk tomato awn wheelz – but desyded to go wif noo car insted.
LOL
Weee Hoooo! I is soooo eggggsitted fur yu!!!!!!!!!!! Yay, Yay, Yay!!
Ohai, 3km.
Ifn u eber wanna buy a Toyota, I gots teh name of a grate gui at Green’s in Lex.
Ohh gud! Kause wun dai wether i lyke it or nawt mine kar will pass an i iz gonna haft tu hab a nuther wun. Momkat mite bii lukin fur wun soon tho, so wen itz konvenient emayo mii wif it.
Kome pikk mee up rite nao! Ai wanna krewz wif mai fren! Ai will set teh steereo furr yu, it iz mebbeh teh onlee skill ai hab!
Okay, jes donut mess wif my Kid Rock cd, ‘k? I lyk sum of teh sawngs awn dere. (Ob coarse, my fabrit wun iz teh dirtyist wun awn dere!
)
Ov coarse nawt! Ai lubbs Kid Rock! Ai will set yur raydeedeedo stuffs!!
OT, have yu scene the new Eminem bideo? Ai NAWT a fan ov rap stuffz, butt ai furr sum reezun lyke sum Eminem! The bideo (if nawt teh sawng) iz tu funnee!!! Ai seed it awn perez hilton dot com.
Not familiar wif enny Eminems sawngs but Puke. Iz gud song to play wen u mad at ur ex.
Yu tawlkin bout da wun wif Palin and Lindsey Lohhand, and etc. I saw a snippit uf it awn TV. Lukz funni. I luv Marshall!
Yep, an wif the Breett Mykuls luk alyke! Sewfunny!
Taht is teh awsum, Red! Ai lubs teh toy-yodas, have had mennee ober teh yeers. Ai drive a Matrix nao, and teh Yaris luks liek a little bebbeh Matrix! A gnu kar – hao fun!!!
uh dat a cool car! congarats. ai hoep u habs lotsafun wif ur gnu weels
ai has a happi tail fur teh nuniss ub teh purdy car! yew go grrrrrrl! {{{RSB}}} deez be dem congrdulatory huggsies.
Fanks, kbc.
My last noo car wuz a 1989 Oldsmobile Calais.
Wher u gonna go nawt-seccund?
To werk inna moarnin.
I has car payment nao too!
BTW, nyce 2 meet u, RHSB!
Yoo too!
Welcome to Cheezland!
**extends floofy whyte paw**
Fankee! *Shaks floofy paw*
I had a Calais!! It wuz mine furst kar butt (!) mine wuz a 1986! Wuz charcoal grey wif same color insyde. Luved it!
Dat’s wud I hadded!
Mine wuz 1989 2-door. Bloo, ov coarse.
Hur dyed awn teh innerstate awn December 3, 2000. Threw a rod an wuz DOA.
Ooops i sayed da “f” wurd. Sorri. I getted soo eggsited about da Calais an findin sumwun da aktualli owned wun I lost mine mannerz.
Elebenty lashes foar u!
Iffin yu wuz a fyremanz i wuld bii exsited!
Wail, u alreddy kno I’m nawt.
Sowwy.
*thinkz bout da fyremenz an whippenz* I gotta go tu da NB!;)
Stawp at teh speshul seckshun of Wally-Whirled nawt-sekkund!
mai nawt-sekkund car wen ai wuz marred, um, (froydean slip) marrIed, wuz a Cutlass Calais. Nawt new, tho. I lubbed dat car!
Yea – a nawt old car. Wiff nue stuffz too plae wiff. Ai haz a beegg happitale fore U.
*dans dans dans* 4 RHSB!
Now, I has to figger owt naem foar it.
I wuz gonna cawl teh red wun “Tomato” (NAWT Killur Tomato!) but dis wun iz bloo. It has teh sport packidj (I has SPOYLUR! Nebber had spoylur befoar.).
Will tayk pikshurs of it an put dem awn my profyle. Nawt shure ifn I will has tyme to do it befoar vakayshun, tho.
Yur a spoyled brat nao. Lyk yu wuzzunt beefoar!
I cud call hur “Brat”, but dat remynz me of teh old old Subaroos.
Ai wud pay moar munnies den ai kin affoard fur a Subaroo brat! Ai lubbed dem! Mai dotter wants a Subaroo baja, butt (hehe) if ai buy a Baja, eet will bee myne! Awl myne! Bwahahahaha!
“Princess”?
Nebbermind!
Nebbermind wut?
Kant komment here in da publik I. Wuz about spoyled boiz an, ooooh nebbermind!
Spoyled…..nawty….needin punishmint….
**runs to NB behind 3km**
Conga ratz, Red! *schmoo*
Fanks, BDM.
How u feline dese dayz?
‘Dis is muh duckey and I shal nawt want,
hey makes me lie down on cool marbles fer chillin teh harbles,
He leeds me inside to still toilets fer restoring muh bowl.
He leeds me in paths of nawt wrongness, fer sum reeson.
Eeben tho I walk frew teh valley ob goggies, I yam nawt afraid,
because Duckys bod and hiz staff skweek really loud.
He prepares cheezburgers fore me eben in front ob other kittehs.
He skritches muh hed, muh litterbawx oberflows
Shirley, gusifud will follow me all nine ob my lives,
an I will lib in dis ferebber home, um, ferebber.’
ehem
Iz it a GUD fing wen ur lidderbocks oberflows?
I wuz finkin too much litter but I spoze is more like to oberflow wiff the nawt litter. Oh well… When I tried to rite the seequell to Moby dick I got stuck after the first line: “Call Me Judson…”
@@@@@!
Anom!
WoW, datz won kool pome, jud-mann!
Skweeee, Eva awayk an trai tu crowch-stawk-pownse Seanya an ai!
Teh cyootniss, oh teh hyooj manatee, teh cyootniss, her just getting moar ebree day!!!
Luuk owt, teh beeg feerse kitteh gonna attak!
Pleese tu turn yur bak PK and Seanya wyle i steel little Eva! Mii an RHSB are gonna hab shared kustody!
Hay, ai want sum kustody two! **filescourtpapurswifakwikness**
I can has custurd?
Leeza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*POWNSE*
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*hedbonk*
Hey!!!
*HEDBONK*
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I had SUCH a frustrated today! I cudn’t get onto ICHC atwerk this afternoon! everytime I tried to pull up teh commints, I got an Exploder error and it shutted down. I finally givved up.
*sigh*
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I MIST U GUYS!!
Hay, ai hadded dat problum tu! Mai pyewtur wud pull up the ICHC, butt wen ai kliked awwna comments, it KRAShED!
omcc! well its gud to know it wasn’t just me!!
any tiem something liek that happens, I always has a worry that stoopy werk has blokked me! *shiver*
Ai nebber wurree bowt wurk, ai wuree ai haz bean band frum cheezland! **shibbur**
Nebber happin!!!! Nebber!!!!!
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O, hao sweet yu are prysma-kitteh! Yu gibbed me a warmniss in mai hart!
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AI MISS YU!!!! Ai nebber seem tu be awn wif yu ennymoar!!!!
Uv corse, wif teh Eva-bebbeh, mai lyf be a lil erratik.
“Ai’z in yur lyf, taking it ober compleetlee.”
Ai sowree yu had such a pleh fustrayshun. Stoopy puter.
LOL!! Well she is teh cyoot, much cyooter than me, even wif my tail all fluffed owt!
How is u holding up?
Unforshunatlee, my tayle STAYS fluffed owt.
Tyred lots, but iz wurf it, an Seanya an ai be duing otay wif it.
Her getting a lil older nao, if her waz nawt aloan she prollee cud sleep thru teh nyte. Teh biggist ishoo ryte nao iz making shur her nawt feel loanlee an isolayted, sinse her shud haz littermate compnee alla tiem an teh mommacat compnee lots uv teh tiem.
but I thot one of ur kittehs (Loki?) was starting to be frendly wif teh Eva? Maybe tehy cud curl up together?
Iz Angel. Her lyks tu du teh lik-lik-lik.
But iz still purrtee erlee, an Angel sumtiems ignoars an sumtiems wants tu play, aifinkso her furgets Eva tu littlol. An Eva lyk Angel, but unshur bowt teh lik-lik-lik, an if we nawt haz her lokked saef in teh kitteh-carrier, CC gnos whair she myte be bai moarning!
I has beeg sad.
I kin no lawnger bisit heer whiel I’m at werk, eben during lunsch oar brakes.
Iz gettin bad at werk an dey relee crakkin down awn innertoobs usidj.
oh noes!! sorry red.
even at lunch??? that’s meen, just meen!
Yup, eben at lunsch.
I werk foar teh ebil gub’mint. Waddya egg-speck?
**narrows eyez at rhsb employer**
**sharpins beek awn cuddlolbone**
**luks at sharp talons, czechs furr sharpniss**
Stoopee wurks. Peeps wurk bedderer when tehy can relaks an let mind rest when need tu, oar at leest at lonschtiem. {{{{{red}}}}
**filescusturdpapersfurrskwirrlwifakwikness**
*hand Skrirrlgrrl custard* takez Eva an runswifakwikness*
**chases aftur 3kittymoma** WEE-UR WEE-UR WEE-UR! Hay come bak heer yu bebbeh kitteh feef!
Itz nawt feef itz Floof and I iz goin awn a diet soon!
Yewz bowt tu looz twelb ow-siz, wen ai tayke dat bebbeh Eva frum yu!
Hehe, ai am feerce! **gigglols**
Yu iz teh berry berry feerce!
Ai nom-nate yu Eva’s purrtektur.
YAY ME! Ai will deefend hur tu teh deff! Fank yu furr dis awnnur, PK!! Gib teh bebbeh Eva a berry jintul snorgul furr me!!!
Ai will du.
As suun as hur wake up… her sleeping awn mai chest ryte nao. Iz adbantajes tu being, um, floofeh an big-boned. 
Her haz comfee sleepy playse! 
***meltz intu a puddlol**
Ai hazza fevveree big boned, um, playse, tu! Ai kuddle hur sew yu kin git sum sleep! **anyfing iz pawsibull in cheezland**
*jentlee skoops up teh sleepee bebbeh*
*hands hur tu Uffishul Eva Purrtektur*
Caerful, when her dreem, her haz twitchees an fings, an myte slippeeslyde awf. But her lubs teh hartbeets, an teh breevings.
Her gets teh bedtiem meel in haf-owr or so, tehn her be otay til moarning, az long as her gets fud an peeing an cuddlols nawt-sekkund fing. Aifinkso her gets so much stimulayshun thru teh day taht her needs teh resting obernyte fur lil whyle!
O’tay PK yu kan haz part kustodai tu! Yu kan take Eva tu teh vet wen her needs it.
o.O Well, taht be sumfing, at leest.
Aifinkso tehre be uvver peeps whu may haz a fing oar tu tu say abowt Eva custodee.
Hay! U iz beyootimus az yoo iz!
Guies, I had teh privlidj of meetin 3km dis past Sunday an hadded a blast! Hur iz a wonnermus person an gots teh kyootest chukklol.
Awww thnx Red! Yu iz da wunndermous person! I had nebbe had so much fun at teh dreded WallyWurld. No teenage hooman boi sayin “are we done yet?”
Oh Hai Cheezfrens…I nebbar poast heer becawz Iz shai, but I enjoiz lurkin in teh shadowz! I poast todai foar to obtayn ansers aboat a problem wif mai bebbeh kittehs…iz a sad stayt of afayrs in mai haus!
I haz 3 kittehs – 2 gurls anna boi. Gurls ar Casey an Cricket, boi is Linus. Casey an Linus iz lyk peez an karots – get allawng wifout dramaz of enne kynd. But CRICKET sez “NONONONONO” and beetz up awn Linus ebbry chanz she gits – gards teh stayrs so hez afrayd to come uppem or go downem…mayks him sad. SO sad dat he peez awn ar stuf, lyk cowchez an chayrs an ar blankeez. We separetz dem at nite an wen we not hoam (Linus havs hims OAN room an ebbryfing), but wen me an husban ar hoam frum werk, we let ar liddul boi owt foar to play an run an hav fun. But iz nawt fun wen yu haz a liddul gurl hu wanna KILL yu ebbry tym she see him kyoot self, yu no? SO, we needta tryan makez dem lub eech udder…but doan no how. I thot I herd ob sumthing to rub onna eers ob teh kitteh hu is crazy so dat she calmz daon, but doan rememberz wut it cawld…oar mebbeh iz lavender oyl okay foar tu rubz in der eerz? Not shoar.
Awlso, vet sugjested mebbeh Linus shud be put awn a kitteh prozac or sumfin foar to make hims nawt so jittery…he BERY hi-strung bebbeh. Any cheezfrens haves enne espeeryense wif dis? Ai jus wantz a happi kitteh haushold wifout dramas an growleez-snappy-scrachy-HALPS awl teh tym!! AN ai wish foar Linus to no moar pee-pee on ebbryfing wen he sad an nervus.
Halp me cheezfrens…yur mai onlee hoap! Annee sugjesshuns ar apresheatud!
snorgles an kiszes,
sara (an Casey, an Cricket, an Linus)
ohai sara!!!
donut be shai, we is all just peeps here!!
I has had problems similar when I added a noo kitteh this year, my two OLKs (dat’s Old Ladee Kittehs) were NOT teh happy!
FELIWAY
U needs to try this before teh prozac, Ifinkso!! It’s a little costy, but it halps!! I recommends teh diffusurs.
Gud luks, and let us know wut happens!!
Ohai sara and skwirrl,
Ai used teh Feliway, too, wen mai boicat peed awl ober becuze we got gnu kitteh. It is teh ’spensive, butt (!) still cheeper tahn cleenin or replaysin peed-awn stuffs.
Arrr awl the pardees ‘ficksdid’ (neutered and/or spayed)?
*heddesk*
duh! I forgotted that!!
*heddesk* Me tu! An ai shud gno betterer!
Aifinkso ai taking fur grantid taht cheezpeeps be risponsibul enuff tu alwayz du tihs.
**Hazza prowd**
**reeelyziz prowd iz showin hur stoopy**
**puffz owt chest ineewai**
Ohai!
Ai will finking bowt tihs.
nawt-sekkund fing taht come tu mind, tho:
insted uv kitteh meds, yu cud trai Feliway?
BOM_MOMME be habing teh eksellent luk wif it, an ai gno uvver peeps whu haz.
Iz synthetic bershun uv teh pheromones in kitteh cheek scent glands taht tell kittehs, “awl saef, awl gud, no danjur, relax.”
Iz lil ekspensive, but less risk uv side effekts.
Teh rub-on stuffs iz cawled “Rescue Remedy”. Purrsunallee, ai haz had no luk wif it, but sum peeps haz had diffrint results.
*pondurs behavyural stuff an flips thru class notes awn kitteh aggression*
Iz diffcult tu surch kitteh aggression notes wif a twelve-ownse wayte sleepin in teh middlol uv mai chest….
It sounds cold an crewl but i used the water bottle on the offender AKA hisser and attacker, an also a loud NO! Make sure you give the older kitteyz lots and lots of luv so they don’t feel “replaced”. Our cats are still not joyous with each other but they co-exist an even get along sometimes. Best wishes and welcome tu Cheezland!
Prysma-kitteh be teh eggspert, hao-ebber ai noes that yew awlso haz to make SHURE to get rid ob awl teh old pee spots. Vet said NEBBER use detergints, but to blot, use plenty ob watters to diloot, blot more, continue…
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Tehn use the urine remoober from teh vet, NAWT teh ober-teh-kownter stuff (did nawt werk for me) to put awn teh spots. It habs backteereeah or sumfin wut eets teh smelly stuff.
ifinkso its enzymes
aiz nawt vet, aor vet assistun, aor plai eeedur wun awn TV, butt ai had gud luk wif the (nwat poysin) orinj oyul. Kleen teh pea spawt, wif wuttebur (an donut furgit tu inbit yur frens obbur furr the parteee), den spray wif the orinj oyul. Dere iz a fing, sum kynda dusting/wood cleener stuff, dat iz purtee cheep an haz a larj concentration ov orinj oil. Awlsew, awl mai kittehs HAYTED aluminum foil.
oo u has remindified me of when teh OLKs were teensy babbehs! I read somewhere that kittehs donut liek citrus… so I put oranj peels where tehy had bin going on teh floor, and it werked like a charm!
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Tehy were so little they cudn’t climb into teh litturbox.
*wistful sigh*
Inna pinch, vinegar also gud fur kitteh pee spots, an berry gud fur washing clothes n fings taht haz been peed awn.
Iz eksellent poynt, ICHF. *bows in jenral direkshun uv teh foksee-laydee*
DU NAWT use ammonia tu cleen pee spots, oar ennyfing else! Iz ammonia in kitteh pee. kittehs will finkso it a pee-spot.
Deir r speshul urine-kleening produkts avalabol tudai, but jus maik sure dat et doan contane “ammonia”, as tu bowf teh kittehs adn goggehs et smells laik urine.
haz all teh kittehs been in teh howsehold for teh same lengf ob time? or iz sumwun noo? wen i brotted in a noo buddy for owr hi-strung Shiro-kitteh, it taked a wile for tehm to get yoosed to eech ovver. we didnt hab teh peeing problim, tho. try teh feliway, an tehre iz also “calming treets” taht iz supposed to be all-nachural an calm teh nerbuss kitteh down. had a little luk wif dis, mostly gibbing to teh noo kitteh wen him wuz wanting gushifuds and wrassling at 3 a.m.!!!! teh noo guy finally gotted settled in, an tehy gotted yoosed to eech ovver.
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welkom to cheezland!! i’m glad yoo un-lurkd, donut wurry abowt habbing a shy, i haz a shy too but evreewun heer iz so frendly an nise
Oh Hai Saranmallory!!
I not a vet tech neever, but i had Muffin deh Bitch Kween hoo wud hissing at deh uzzer kittehz just fur walkin frew deh same ruum. And deh pore Milton kitteh hoo wuz deh paranoid. Mai vet (hoo did holistic medz and kitteh accupuncturez) gaved mii a liquid she mixinged up fur him dat wuz mostly violet oil and I gaved it tu Milton wif a eyedropper, a cuppla ccz ebery day tu calmifying himz nervez. It halping him muchly.
Oh Hai!!
I wunst hadded deh ebil Muffin deh Biatch Kween hoo hissinged at deh uzzer kittehz just fur walking frew deh same ruum!! Adn pore Milton deh paranoid. He wuz mostly skeered uv uprite hoominz, but Muffy didn’t making him feel so gud eezer. Mai vet, hoo didded deh holistic medz and accupuncture, mixinged up a concokshun cunsisting mainly uv violet oil, if I rememberz ritelee. I gavinged Milton a couple uv ccz uv it wif an eyedroppper ebbreyday. It mading him feel moar relaxifyed. Him wuz still paranoid, but no longer terrifyed uv ebbreefing.
Ohai Saranmalloy; mii iz BOM_MOMME. Wii were adopitfied da end of Febuaire an had lotz ob trouble. If U wants to frend mii, Ai can forward da emo from Prysma-kitteh on hoew to getz da kittehz to socialize an playe nyce.
Alsew, ai used da Feliway Comfort Zone, ai gotted it onna innertoob much cheapr dem from Petsmart or Petco.
Ai iz willin tu gibs U da bennifit ob mii recent sperience. Jess let mii no.
Ai wud LUB tu git yur halps, BON_MOMME – ennee halp yu can provyd is welcom!!
I GOTSA chek teh innertoob foar teh Feliway – we gotted sum at teh Petsmart but YIKES iz costz moocho dinairo!!! Gud tip!!!
{{{saranmalloy}}} Welcome 2 cheezlan – extends floofy paw. I think the best remedy for pee spots is “Nature’s Miracle”. I got it at Pets-Mart when TuffGuy wuz going thru some kidney problems. Maybe they still carry it. It’s best thing I’ve found for the pee spots & smells. For behavior problems, best is to make sure all are “fixed”, but the older one(s) are the “head kitteh(s)” and will make life some what miserable for any noobys that come in for a while. I hope you have success with getting all the kittehs to be somewhat civil to each other.
Oh hai! Welcom.
P.S. Dr. Tinycat perskribes lots of snuggles.
snuggels DU werk pritti gud!!
ohai, heerz a noo chapter in teh saga ob Shiro an Kumo (aka Happycat, hoo we adoptifiyed frum romeow hoo reskyood him):
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Shiro Bringingz Kumo a Prezzie
tonite shiro wented hunting owt by teh bakk gate. him cawted a mowse an made it ded. him bringed it on teh bak patio an went “MEOWMEOWMEOW” reely lowd. we opened teh dore cawze we thot him wanted in. tehn we seed teh mowse on teh patio. we sed, “gud shiro, yoo are gud hunter, donut bring it inside, plzkthxick.” but shiro not bringed it inside. him satted down a liddle way away frum teh mowse. an kumo wented owt on teh patio. shiro gotted up an played wif teh ded mowse, tehn wented a way frum it again an satted an watched. finly kumo wented to teh mowse an pikked it up in hims mouf. shiro sat an watched kumo lurn how to playing wif teh ded mowse. (wun time before shior’s bruvver tora wented ober teh brij, shiro bringed tora a ded mowsie to playing wif. now kumo iz himz noo bruvver. dis maked my hart happy, but also a liddle sad frum missing sweet liddle tora.)
Aw. How sweet uv Shiro tu bringing Kuma a prezzie!! Iz so gud tu b sharing.
Oooooooh!!!!!!! Taht be so berry berry berry berry berry berry *pawsiz fur breff* berry berry berry berry sweet uv Shiro!!!!!!
Tehy lubs eech uvver! Iz wunnerful wunnerful wunnerfulll!!!!!
Nothin says luv like a ded rodint.
Wish I kuld stay fur awl da funs, unfortu..oh forgit it, butt (heehee) i haz tu go tu beds now. I nawt sleepy soo gud last nite, think it wuz da kowld coming in. I HATE cowld weather!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lubz tu awl cheezpeepz! Have a wunnderful nite an hope tu sii yu tomarrow!
nite-nite!!
iz a noo game for teh kidlets. dukk dukk kitteh.
I awlmoast cryd I was so happi foar awl ov yur gud advises! Fank yu awl so mutsch!
Ansers tu sum kwesshuns:
1) Ebbrybudy iz newdderd an spaid (no bebbeh kittehs frum DEEZ gaiz)
2) Linus iz teh nooest kitteh tu teh haus, but he been heer foar ALMOAST a yeer I fink…teh gurlz hab nown eech udder foar sum tym nao, so dey ar fyn awlso.
3) We hab alreddy tryd FELIWAY – it duz seem tu do gud werk wif teh no-moar-pee-pee awn mommee an daddeez fings, but still, hims seem so nervus awlwayz. We du needz moar difuzerz, but teh spray seem tu werk ok tu
4) Ai wud awlwayz wanna go moar hoalisticly wif medisins insted ob kitteh prozac of ai can…i nao member, an prysma-kitteh yu brot it up, it was RESCUE REMEDY dat sumbuddy toald me aboat…mebbeh I try dat alawng wif a nachural concokshun ob rlaxing fings foar to help Linus feel nawt-nervus.
Fank yu awl SO mutsch – Iz so happi I un-lurked foar to get sum helpz. I promise to giv updayts soon!!!!
luv an snorglez an gushiyummytreatz,
sara (an Casey, an Cricket, an Linus)
dis iz teh gratest place for getting help wif teh kittehs!! i gotted lots ob gud advice an reashurance wen we wuz introdoosin kumo to shiro. tryed keeping kumo in himz own room at furst, him HOWLD an CRYED teh hole furst night, so we gibbed up on taht. dont kno if dis iz sumfing else yoo haz alreddy tryed, but sumfing taht seemed to help tehm relax arownd eech ovver wuz i gibbed tehm treets togevver. put teh treets on teh flore a few feet apart, teh kittehs wuld eet tehm an start to assoshiate ovver kitteh = treets. also wen tehn wuz bof within arms reech i wuld pet tehm bof at teh same time an talk to tehm in nice comforting voyse. dis seemed to help tehm feel more relaxed, an assoshyate teh ovver kitteh wif gud feelings, an see taht tehy gotted ekwal attenshun so no wun wuz teh jeluss.
Ai du lyk teh treet aideea. We try tu du dis frum tym to tym but sumtymz iz tu mutsch foar teh kittehs to handul still. Mai Cricket – I lub her wif awl mai hart – but shez a biatsch!!!
Ai will still tryan encurraj teh comforting voyse and snorgles an stuf wyle dey eet der nom nom treets…O…an last nyt ai playd wif teh Cat Dancer wif dem awl wich dey reelee seem tu enjoi – yu ebber playd wif dat toi befoar? FUN FTW.
Fanks agin foar yor halp in awl dis!!
Mi Barney goggie had da Accupuncture vet who gab us sum flower essence calmin stuff. Ai will call her morrow and den post da name on morrow night diz lol.
ai hatoo gibb away my grate-dayne pupper.
ii bin 2 sic frum my stoopy lupus,
an hubby had no thyme to help wiff teh
potteh trayning.
Wuz such a wunnderflol black-velvetty boi!
Butt wii found a purrfekt hoam 4 hymn
on craigslist…
a yung fammly wiff 4 kiddlets 2 lubb hymn!
still habbs my too wunnerful kittehz,
Dr. Virjay and Sweetie!
♫ When the music stopped I returned to my seat
But there’s no stoppin’ a duck and his beat
So I got back up to try my luck
Why look
Everybody’s doin’ the
Disco, disco duck ♫
Kwak Kwak
Waddul Waddul
Kwak Kwak
taht capshun is a serious win
Awww…LOVE Norwegian Forest cats!
It is not funny at all
yay! it is my cats birthdate to day his name is simba and i have a cat named nala so i have 2 cats
i am soory that is relley cute