I sez SYSTEM IZ DOWN
I sez SYSTEM IZ DOWN Petting will now commence
jus in case u forgetted where teh rubz go…
picture: Macula. lol caption: malicevamp24
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nawt tuch puter.
Tuch kitteh insted!
Kitteh iz sew tuch sensitib dat iffen yu du nawt tuch, kitteh’s sensitibities will force it to disembowel you.
hmm… no wun els doin et yet.
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CONGA RAT SHULAECIS, U IZ AT TAWP OF FORE WAI TAI!!!!1!!1!
brake et down! *dansdansdans*
fankies, chocolate samus! iz *furreh* enturtayming dans.
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ai imbytez ebbrybuddee foar teh straburreh margoreetaz at cheez, wif teh bbq schrimmp 4 snax.
look, no tuch, u meen.
*GLADLII!*
nao u has 2 rub mah belleh! mu ha ha ha ha!
Oar els…
oar els u faec mah wraff…
oar els u faec mah floofy, smoov, yet poyntee-endid wraff…
or face teh pointy ends!
Foar way braid! *tyes poyntee ends togebber wib teh brayd*
kitteh’s thret iz nooter-alized! commence mersiliss pettin seequins!
Sysdem ob a Down.
jd ftw!
systom is up or i will go rabid(again)
prez enny kitteh tew kontinkyew
Ahm ur laptawp nao
look kitty get off my lap top OR U NEVER GET PETSING AGAIN!!!!!!!1!!1111
(lol)
Grrrrrr. Too much tyme on puter, nawt nuff on pettin
Wii are owut uf gushifuds. U nawt get awn lolcats til u bring us moar.
It beddur be teh sammon adn nawt teh chikken.
Lukks liek kitteh haz met a chylde wiv sisserz! Hims wiskurs haz bean trimmd
danejur! danejur! dew nawt run wif sisserz!
or approach kitteh wiskers wif dem. Poynti endz will put yur eye owt.
Tat nawt berry nice. Poor kitteh!
Teh system iz down!
The Cheat’s light switch is not for holding lightstick raves.
AI can’t beeleev someone actually gots it!
AI thawt AI was teh only one who would get taht reference!
wne the systom is up again i will stik it some where none of us ca find it thats what i would say
CTRL-ALT-Pet
[12:09][0.21][longcat@heaven:~][][0]
$ man cat
CAT(1) BSD General Commands Manual CAT(1)
NAME
cat — concatenate and print files
SYNOPSIS
cat [-benstuv] [-] [file ...]
DESCRIPTION
The cat utility reads files sequentially, writing them to the standard output. The file operands are processed in command line order. A
single dash represents the standard input.
The options are as follows:
Sorri longcat; noe can werk wifout lolputer.
snerk!!!!!!!!! FTW
System bii down til fud bowl iz full!
But wat shud teh fud bowl be ful ob?
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Aardvaarks
Bakon
Cheez!
Donuts
Eggses
Fissssh
Giraffes
H…
Halibut
Ingrish muffinz
Jack o lanternz
Kibble
L….
Cheezburger update installation required.
Tawnee Kitteh canz
proatekkz frumz Vyrussez andz
Pawpz~Upz… Nawt phisseeng!
Tawnee Kitteh nawtz
habz gud Rubbinz 4 moar dan
an howurr…. Wawntz Sun Naow!!!
Tawnee Kitteh lykez
Liddill Majjikk Windo Feeng.
Iz purrrrrr~fekkt 4 Napz!
Jack.
Yeah, da awsum poettree.
Eever kitteh gawt xtra lawng toe, oar sheez giben puter operaytoar teh boid.
*giggle* ifinkso i haz seen dis frum mine kittehz befour.
If you don’t get off in 10 seconds, you’ll never be fed again. >: (
Ohai!
O noes! I has pink quilt!! I no likes pink…
i guess dat makez u deh nawt-sew-ebil twilight princess!!
Ohai CMJ! Ai iz long time …comment reeder?, 1st time poster.
How do you do the litle smioloys?
OHHHHH! I gets it.
Ohai! Yoo b gnu heer Ai gessin………. Welkum to ICHC! Sew, yoo haz bin lurker? Many a peep starts off azza lurker(kommint reedur). Normally, teh cween shos gnu peepz arown butt (hehe) Her seemz tuu nawt b awn enneeemoar……… Nawt sekkund, hoa did yoo findink ICHC?
I was serching cat pix onna google, and found dis site. Is my faborite site nao!
Myen Tuu! Oh, hoa rude uv mii! Ai neber introdussed mehself! Ai b plasticat/Dekk Rant/MiracleMax/Matt Crewt/Nick/Captain Smith/Agent2/King Jake/Dz-5T1! Nda yoo, arr Georgy! Wayte noes….. Yoo, arr ETP! Meh appologeez fur teh kwilt ob myyn, Ai haz an abatar butt (hehe) eet nawt shoin up rite now…
ai seez yewr abatar plasticat!!!
ohai ETP ai eaz agarwaendaedraug, most peeple cawl meh wulfie, becuz mai abatar eaz a wulf, an mai naem eaz elbish fur blood stained shadow wulf
oh ETP, goez heer: cweenmj.wordpress.com/ (noet, kant putt linkies cuz deh cheezes haz tew sort dem owt nda taeks tew lawng…..) dis b cweenmj’s blog. Eet haz menne infos about nda helpers dat yoo muss noes! Awlsew, teh cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com haz helpful stufz tew!
Ohai ETP welkum to da cheezland. Iffn u klicks on cweenmj’s name it will taek u to her site an gibb u awl sortz ob info an fun facxs. an iffn u haz ani problems, peeps her will alwaes gibs U da help. Sumtymz da differences iz between da PC anna Mac. Haz lottsa fun.
Oh hai, adn Welkum tu Cheezland!!
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( I wuz habbing dinner. )
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dis beez a wundrus plais tu playing. U mite want tu chekking deh cheez town cryer. dere b a hole set uv halperz fur ya on deh Helperz adn Majik Trikz paige. it tellingz u how tu making smileez and habbing linkeez adn lotz uv stuffz.
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*handz ETP a chokklit martoonee
*klinkkee glasses
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Cheez!!!
Fankee, every1!!! I feels welcom!!!
(I wood perfer hawt choccklte, I fink so. Fankee, CMJ)
BTW, conga rats to calicocoa 4 nawt- seccund!
im ur new
user in-ur-face
0.o i luv teh kittehs bented wisker!!
U bin playin Wurld uf Warkraftz fur elebenty howurz nao. U needz halp, srlsly.
Is ne1 else wching Danceing wit teh Stars?
OMGoodness… that is EXACTLY what happened to me this weekend. I want that picture!!
PET ME OAR TEH PUTER GETS IT!
P-kitty, is that you?
(Totally looks like my cat sitting on my computer!)
Where’d you get your benagl?
whoa i was looking at the picture with a apple lap top!!!
tracy i agree with you
lol yes commence teh pettinz of teh kitteh
*pets kitteh* X3