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…or another kitteh trying to get in. That splains teh lacerations.
con cat ululations, LCB!!!! here, at dis flashy thing….
right over here…just lukkadit…yeah, datz right…
Lolcatburglar, drawn to the flashthing, comes closer to da man in black; meanwhile….
Sweetpea steels awl da shrimps!!!!!111!!!!
wear did da shrimps cum frum?????
over there awn the shrimp table
Did u just flashy-thing me?
*strait face*
no
*strait face*
Oh, I lurves teh Tommy Lee Jones in that movie! Eggspecially when he says that he is gonna has to buy teh “White Alblum” again because of the noo tiny disc format.
LOL! he and will smith had a wonderful repore in both movies!!
kolbear repore?
snerk! LOL!
*swings a sparkly watch back adn forwards in frunt ob LCB*
*grabs sparkly watch, runsawayfast*
Some things is etched in my DNAs, u knoews.
Teh dye pack in teh watch explodes, turning LCB a bright pink wib purple polka-dots.
Ooh! Dots! Ooh! Purplol!
oooh, purty!
No flashin ub da thingees!!! Nawt unliss yous in the NB wif you TNG!! Now — putz ur thingee awae!!
ummmm make dat YNG … nawt nose wut a TNG iz ….
hahaha!
{{{{elsa_mama}}}}} I’m so glad Matt is home!!!
fankie — iz berry berry gladz too!!!
TinyNG
TroolyNG
TauntingNG
TiggerhappyNG
TrustingNG
TelepathicNG
dat cat be werrin a lady suit.
dis alien lerned da lady soot be bettah dan da Edgar soot it woar in MIB I
I LURVED “Eggar”! In teh suit, I mean. Outta teh suit, yish.
I likked da Eggar wif — shee wuz funneh!
*holds up flashy thingy* look here kitteh…
How much timez yous bea ear assin wif dat flashy thingee???
…can’t remember.
kerrfull der SP — you sposta point it awae frum you own face!!
ooooooo shiny fing… now wot were you sayin?
MIB Refs FTW
*cue areosmith*
“cat looks like a lady…..”
Catwoman!
♪da da da da da da da da BATMAN♪ theme.
Julie Newmar…
*Drool*
*passes da maus a ShamWow*
Did u see in deh nooz tuther day?
deh ShamWow guy got arrestifyed!!
Furr wut?? Sham Wowin sum wun dat diddin want it?
Um payin to be sham-wowed…then beating up the sham-wower for biting…
For bein violent wif a nawty laydee in a nawty kind of hotel.
He accuzified a prawstitoot uv assault fur biting himz tung. Teh poleese arrestified him fur utilizin teh servissis uv a prawstitoot.
*groan* ShamWOW! that guy is a real genius…
Hmmmmm….. i gess heem wuznt kleer on wut hee wanted ta bye from dat lay dee! Wunder iffin he kin do dat awl da dae??? heem sez he nawl abull ta sell da Sham Wows awl da day …
nawt tew be thinkin ub teh uses he puttin dem shams to- WOW!
Mabye she bited him because she finded out WHY he cant’ do this all day?
LOL — jest wut i wuz finkin … but nawt sayin sew gudz!
Counterfeiting again, piggeh?
Huh? Whut? Moi? Ob corse nawt!
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* hydes umm… notting behynd bakk *
*Peekz behind piggehz bak.
*grabz lidllol bitty noting buuk.
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*opunz buuk
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Drat!!! wuz ritted wif inviziblolifying ink.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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* scampersawaiwibakwikness *
*gitz sekrit spy buuk owt.
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Lessee…..
spy kamraz…
seekrit kodez…..
Heer it iz. inbiziblol ink.
*reedz how tu seeing inbiziblol ink.
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*Holdz page ober lite blub.
Ooooo… werdz iz appeering…. it sez
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Wen u buyz deh ShamWOW, ask fur deh awl day serviss.
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wif nawt eenee bitin!
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
I could have used some of those in teh last lol where I hads teh 78-victim kitteh singing a song.
Oh hai LCB. I wuz cleering owt deh Spam on deh Cryer adn fownding a commint u lefting about a week ago. It had a linkee in it. *sigh* guess I shud kleer owt deh spamz moar offin. sry.
Spam spam spam spam, SPAM … wunderful Spam!
Bloody Vikings…
Iz does beddar dem da Bloody Mareys? Wut you mak dem wif?
Mah inner cat iz alibe an well & livvin in teh subburbs.
My inner child is teh allergic to my inner kitteh and so teh inner child had to go.
*snerk*
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Hao u iz, LCB? Hao be Zoe & Liam? Iz dey frends yet?
tale me if dis be ak your ate:
Liam: “i’m in yer kichen, nomming yer plastic Cheezes”
Zoe: “wonder where dat whippersnapper be today? who knowzzzzzzz”
Switch teh names and yes, u is teh ackerrate.
And is teh funny, even tho Liam is still yung hisself, only a year older than Zoe, he does seem moar machure now in comparison.
Oh, and NS, click my bloo name then click on teh link on teh left to see a video of them play-fiting. They is teh getting along vry well.
Heh — ai will apparentlee hasta watch at hoam ravver den werk. Stoopy werk duzzint let meh seein menny videos.
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Uv coarse, ai iz happitayl dat ai haz a jawb.
Can u at least see teh pics? Look under “My Catz, Let Me Show U Them”
Yesh, yesh, YESH — ai kin see teh pics.
Zoe iz byootimus — ai luv teh pic uv teh top uv hur hed. 
Liam reminds me uv mah old Jennyanydots — wun uv teh bestest kittehs eber. Such a hansum boikat!
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At teh risk uv bringin teerz … dat pic uv Esme iz simplee entrancing. Such a gorgeous kitteh & lookin purrrrfekt in teh sunbeam. Aw heck – nao mah eyez iz leeking …
*starts handing out shamwows*
{{nightshayde}}
I has a little bit of sting-y eyes, too, but is ok. If Esme hadn’t've been so well loved she wouldn’t have been as sorely missed as she is.
Zoe with to Dr. TinyV-E-T on Saturday and he axed about what had happened wif Esme in teh end. I telled him, but I got teh leaky eyes while doing it. He did say that he was amazed that she had hung in there as long as she had and that gave me kind of a happy.
NS, I knowed somebuddy else on a cat care message list what hadded a kitteh called Jennyanydots. Whare does that name come from? And did ur boi kitteh mind havening “Jenny” in his name?
It’s from “CATS.” He was originally part of a trio that my Dad named Manny, Mo, and Jack (he was Jack), but “Jack” really didn’t suit his purrrrsunality. He was not the most macho of cats.
[lolspeak] Him diddint kaer wut him wuz called az lawng az he wuzzint called layte fur dinnur, aifinkso.
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Ai haz had a “Munkustrap,” an ai haz a “Skimbleshanks” — boaf frum “CATS.” In teh future, ai will haz kittehs naymed Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, Bombalurina, and perhaps Macavity… all frum teh show. Momcat an ai haz seen teh show close to 30 tiems.
OIC. My ignorance of popular theatricals, let me show u it. We hads a book of teh original pomes when I was a lolkittenburglar but teh only name I rembers from that is Rum-Tum-Tugger.
U kud chekkin teh buuk owt frum teh liberry, aifinkso. Itz “Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats.”
*nods*
Yesh, buk by T.S. Eliot.
U haz berry purr tee kittehs!!! I lubs da witey wun if the smokey eers and tale!!
Thx! That beez teh n00b, Zoe. She is a Snowshow/Siamese mix.
Part Snowshoe + Part Meezer = Sneezer?
Guzhundhite!!
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Win!!
I hopes teh kitteh in me is so pritty. I finks it mite be a little f-*ahem*-fluffier, tho.
Izzint we all, Duffy? Izzint we all?
free your inner kitteh!
Jus donut let it play in teh traffix… or wif meen naybor goggies… or ennyware dat wild aminlols eetz pet kittehs.
My inner kitteh played wib traffic wunc. It demolished three matchbox cars adn a tonka truk den crashed teh lego-mobile.
LOL!
*gitz in line fur dhe free kitteh
*rememberifyz dat a fren tolding mii “Dehre iz no such fing az a free kitteh.”
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nothankzi’llpassondehfreekittehbai.
Whut if teh free kitteh offer u a free lunch?
U does like mashed bugs, doesn’t u?
TANSTAAFL
Duz ai dare to ask?
Robert heinlien ref There Aint No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. Great novel.
yep. i love his work.
Oh – nawt skeree at awl!
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I wuz finkin “Tails And Nasty Stuff To A__ A__ For Later,” but kuddint fink uv wut teh A werds wud be.
Aaaack Aaaaack?
*pounds tessm onda back, offers glassa watters*
or small rodent tartare, just the inside parts?
wen u call it tartar it sounds good
… and expensiv.
yep
kitteh needz da raw bones two – furr da minerals!! Eet awl da parts!! Arrr gud furr U!!
or mebbee teh bak haff, nise an aged for teh tenderness?
Or gushifud?
da rodent tartar cud bea gushifud … iffin da kitteh gushified it furst, to tenderamize it
ohai GP! did ai miss teh nawt-sekkun episode of yer talk show?
no no, eet had tu be teh postponed… ai has tu go hedbat Mick rite nao, but but but ai wheel tell yu awl abowt eet an otter dai! Schmoo!
Schmoo GP! be gentle wif Mick!
*reeds GP’s commint again*
snerkchortlechuckle!
*heds to NB*
I’ll have a free your inner kitteh, plz. kthxatuxiewouldbenice.
mirrur mirrur awn teh wawl
hoo’s teh fayrist kitteh uv dem awl?
I has a kitteh. I’tz name iz Invizible.
An it’z nic-name iz Nonexestint.
hehehe funny!
Fankee!
I first thought that was a leg, not an arm, and I was WTF?
this a very neto picture!1!
Ohai cheezpeeps. Ai haz a big eggsited! Ai buyded a “new 2 me house” and ai be mobing in 2 weeks weeks! Saem town, diffurunt house. Ai haz dun my part for da ekonomiez.
Ai now returnz u 2 ur nermal lolz.
Conga-rats on new house!
CONGA RATS ONLEEKITTEH! oops sry about teh cap lok *blush*
Use your “inside voice” Mu…
I try…
*Shares a shot of Parton wiff Maus*
Parton? Or duz you mean “Patron”, as in Tekillya…
*insert obligatory joke about “My parton cups runneth over” here*
*snerk*
oh heehee yep dat wut i ment.
Hmmm… mabye whut I thought was voices in my hed is only my inner child using her outside voice?
quite likely!
Yay fur deh nooo howse!!
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Heer, I giftify u wif dis nice noo toaster fur deh howsewarming prezzee. it b awl shinee and prittee.
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Wut else doos Onleekitteh needz furr da new 2 herz haus?? ifinkso i weel sendz hers
A hyuuge kitteh climbing thingee
Butter cups
Catnip plants
D….
Dongles,
eggspensive kitteh toys
F…
Fishees
Gushifuds an lotz uv em
Harbls
Iz kreem
J…
wut shee does wif the harbls???
saute wif garlic onions and tomaters an serve obber ryce wif a nyce chablees
Serv dem wif favva beenz an a niec kee-yan-tee?
Mazel tov
This is actually quite scary!
Myne onlee wants to get owt to finded teh littur box..
OMG! wut a cute new abitar u has johnnyface!
Ohai PM! Nice to meet U!
Nice tew meet u Ebil Twilight Princess! Were am ur kingdom? are u frens wiff ebil Maus?
* offurs Ebil T Princess a cloak made of black silky lace wiff onyx stones woven intew da fabirc *
Dat way u cin b blendin intew da nite an u cin only be ceen if u wanna be ceen
Ooh, pretty! I lubs teh cloak.
Mi name iz Legend of Zelda ref, so mi kingdom iz teh
Twilight Realm! I’z new, so I habbent met Ebil Maus yet.
Iz nyce 2 meet fello royalty!!
Fanky Princess. Sumfin for teh Sproingin.
Nuffin sez Sproing like a rhesus in bunneh suit. Lolz.
Oh. I cannot see it from here, but I will look later and add u to teh Spring Gallery.
Dis is tipical kitteh behaviur. Sits rite on teh edje of teh portal, wunderin wether she rilly wants to be owt. Then wunst she gets owt, she’ll want rite bak inagin, yu’ll see…
O_o Some1 iz posessd by Basement Cat
Ohai cheezfrenz, bai popular demarnd (wun purson on teh “Kitteh selects only teh finest ingredients…” lol, heer iz teh kompleet vershun of “Barf on Yore Chayre” sunged to teh toon of Symon nd Garfunklol’s “Scarborough Fair.”
Ai iz goink to barf on yore chayre
Gras nd weeds, harbls nd sliem
Merembur pls not to sitz daown tehre
But iffin yew do teh folt not be mien
Ai haz eetid sum bad fuds ai finkso
Frum a tin wot kostid a diem
Aiz not liek hoominz, karnt barf in teh sink so
Moev out da wae cos itz barfink tiem
Otay tehn, ai’ll barf on yore bed
Leev a big patch colored liek liem
Dont luk at me nd shaek yore hed
Iz not liek ai haz dun a criem
Ai iz goink to bark sumweer
Maek a mess in a playse taht is priem
Butt ai noes goink to tel yew wheer
Yew’ll find owt in yore own gud tiem.
*clappity clappity clappity*
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I was moved by this.
That is, my stummack was.
(I kid. Elebenty burgers!)
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clappityclappityclappity
whisslols huzzah!
clappity!!
*clappity clappity liek a baby hoomin*
That so brilliant Kimkiwi! Pls to be acceptabling a Baby Eva Knitted fingee to brighten up your CHRG!
*sticks out floofy paw of introductions*
I iz sorta new here, only started comminting the other day!
Oooohhhh, fankies vairy mutch. A Bebbeh Eva Knitted fingee shure wil briten up mai dae.
Welkum to Cheezland *egstends floofy paw in fwendship*
*clappity clappity liek a baby hoomin*
That so brilliant Kimkiwi! Pls to be acceptabling a Baby Eva Knitted fingee to brighten up your CHRG!
*sticks out floofy paw of introductions*
I iz sorta new here, only started comminting the other day!
clappity clappity clappity!!!!
That’s my kitteh!! She’s called Cybil and she’s a little minx. Not my caption though, this one is much better than mine! Lol xx
Did u take teh picture? It’s brilliant!
It would even — dare I say it — (dare! dare!) work without any caption at all.
congarats Niki!!!!
Tee-hee! I was just talking onda phone wif a lady who works inna nother part of teh bilding. We was talking about all teh works we has to does and how it is like putting out fires and she said that the work thing she called me about was a fire that she let get outta control. Wifout thinking I said “I should send u a fireman to help out” and she said “YES, PLZ!” (She not knoes about my seekrit identity and not-so-seekrit fondness for firemans.)
So, yeah, it’s pretty universal.
BTW, has u guise seen teh TV spot for teh noo season of “Reskew Me”? Teh one wif teh giant firemans roaming around NYC? *swoon*
* throws bukkit ob wadder ober LCB *
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LCB! Pull yurslef tugebber! LCB! Yu wus muttering tu yurself agen! LCB! Kin yu heer meh?
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* slaps LCB awn teh fais *
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HAY! Kin yu heer meh nao? Dere is no fyre, is otay!
I”m hysterical!
I’m hysterical and I’m wet!
Iz bettur to be hysterical tahn historical, aifinkso…
Yesh, LCB. Yur hysterical. Juss keep repeeting eet adn mebbeh won dai eet wheel becum troo!
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* prepares fur epic hedbat *
ay’ll start!
*hedbats GP*
*Prepares to epic hedbat piggeh but insted laffs hysterically at teh site of piggeh wif a saucepan on his hed for a helmut and pot lids on his chest and back. Teh potato masher he wields as a sword nearly killifies LCB wif laffters.*
* puts colander awn hed as finishing touch *
:snerk:
is veree, um kyoot…
thats it, kyoot!
*schmoo*
*laffs a strained laff*
That doesn’t hold wadder…
Ooooh! Wait! I have just teh thing.
*rummages in kitchen drawrer, finds frilly party toofpick, places it in piggeh’s collander as a decoration*
*laffs hard enuff to wonder if there is such a thing as a 50p Shamwow.*
*collapses onna floor laffing*
now weer boff hysterical!
* eyes kittehs rolling awn fluur *
* spots chance tu get away unhedbatted *
* scampersawaiwibaslowness *
R u okay, GP?
aifinkso, yesh!
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umm… arr dey gawn? kin ai taek dese sauspans awf nao?
*sees scampering pinny gig*
*scampersafterpinnygigwifakwiness*
*scampurrrs in*
*dries LCB off wif a ShamWow*
*scampurrrs owt agin*
*pat*
dew yew want yer blue blankie?
Mah Momcat & I lieks dat show. It duzzint put teh fyremenz in a bery gud lite tho. Aifink teh fyremenz we haz in Cheezland iz beddur fur owr purrrrposes.
I never sawr teh actual show. I was watching something longish over teh weekent onna channel whare they was showing teh promo a lot, and it was teh swoonerific is all.
Ohai LCB! *Wavs an autograh book wiht a sparkoly prplol cover and matching pen at
LCB* I can has autograph?? I iz a fan!
Ooh! Sparkly purplol! My fave.
*YOINK*
Hmmm? U is a fan, u say? If I sine ur book will u cool me off? Is warm after all teh laffters.
*Pouts* mebbe if (an only if) u giv me mi book back.
TTYL
This blew my mind for a sec
i want to unleash meh kitteh inside!!!! help meh!
LOL this wud mak such a gud muvie…and trailer…and poster…
Excellent photo.