Comments on: victims and counting

By: Kit Kat

Kit Kat — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:46:19 +0000

*sticks out tongue* HA! My cat has had more victims than you, basement cat!

By: ceiling cat

ceiling cat — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 12:11:17 +0000

O NOEZ! IT B IMPOZIBUL! AI KINT B NEKCST! I…I…I IS CEILING CAT!!!!!!

By: RevolutionHellCowboy

RevolutionHellCowboy — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 00:39:58 +0000

That’s one evil cat lol

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 09:50:04 +0000

ai yoosed tew freekwents a pet stoar taht speshullises in big burds an ai wud tawk to teh birds an evenshoellee tehy wud let me dew a skritchee skritchee bn tehr nekks, an ai swairs tehy recognized me ebberee week! ai had a fren hoo reskewed sum burds frum a basement an she tole me how much attenshunt tehy needs cos tehy smart!

By: jawsh

jawsh — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:28:02 +0000

Watchu talkeen bout? Es basement cat com tu LIFE!

By: jawsh

jawsh — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:26:53 +0000

Kitteh onlee leev livin ruum if naw praa com tu heem een fowty-two dais.
Es veree supasticious.

By: i_@m#1

i_@m#1 — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:11:38 +0000

What’s my kitteh doing in that window?!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 07:22:59 +0000

Is this Basement Cat’s vershun of teh
“___ Days Since Our Last Construction Accident”
sign, ecsept…teh opposite?

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 21:10:45 +0000

‘Twaz nevur in dowt, beekawz ai m a pushovur fur teh kittehz espechulii teh blak wanz.

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:05:00 +0000

Ifinkso — wuz heem nawt grate grate gwamma

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:52:24 +0000

Ohhhhh …. shhhhhhiiiivvver mii timberz!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:43:57 +0000

Maree Antwenette wuz a Bush??

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:43:24 +0000

Har har har … tooked mii a minute ta getz wut you wuz sayin!!

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:34:13 +0000

@@@@@@@

By: jd

jd — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:28:08 +0000

Yu mistyped “minute”.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:27:47 +0000

If u lissen carfully, u can hear teh kitteh singing a song:

Sebenty-eight victims claimed by window cat
With a hunnert and ten waiting for their turn
They’ll be punctured by tens and tens of the sharpest pointy endz
Their screams will cause neighbors concern.

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:24:48 +0000

Since ai kin sit doen, ai keepz eberyfing crossed. When ai haz tu get up ai’ll keep all da fings nawt necessary fore da walkeez crozzed.

By: gammacat

gammacat — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:21:38 +0000

{{bluesfan473}} ai keep eberyfing crossed!
oooh, cant werk wif eyes crossed (yeah!)

By: jd

jd — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:16:34 +0000

Iz awlsew ritten in hexadecimal. Pliz tu convert to form ob yore choosing.

By: jd

jd — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:15:12 +0000

Nacher iz neber predik… predicate… guessable. Althew teh big parrot iz lykely nawt tu hab fevvers, as yew say, stranger things happen adn hoo noes – hers lubbing hoomins might well be surprised sum day. Duzent maek it likely, but it’s a brave soul who noes what nacher will do befoar nacher sez.

By: jd

jd — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:09:35 +0000

I dunno. When I planted some, I just got pieces of eight.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:00:43 +0000

at mai jawbplaice rite naow “talk wif stoopivisor” meenz u iz bumped tew nother shift er taht u hazza jawb eliminashun an layawf er wi cuttin ur howers er sumfing pleh pleh pleh!!

ai hazza big skared fer mai jawb, pleez tew keep fingerz, toez, eyez an evvrefing else crossed few meh an mai cowurkers? fanks!

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:48:52 +0000

toozdayz wif morree?

By: Maus

Maus — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:46:09 +0000

Sure. Duzzint eberybuddy?

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:44:20 +0000

Mii too. Peppol habin da “talk” wif da stoopi visor stil upsetz mii an ai nawt haz ta due dem since da breakdoen 15 yrs go.

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:42:47 +0000

Git da cwosses and da holey waterz — naw I haz a reedy furr ba BC …

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:39:20 +0000

*gigglols shaimlesslee*

Wel, it woked u upz diddnt it?

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:37:55 +0000

ai doan fink shee haz poasted since den, ai hoap ebreefing is otay, iz teh skaree.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:37:32 +0000

U haz a winzdee on ur otter hand??

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:37:25 +0000

Inz mii yunger dais I had a hoarse and wear i rodez der were geese. Dem wood nawt moove ebin when wii gotted close to dem!! Dey neber chased us, butt I often worried dey mite twy!! Silly Geese!

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:28:28 +0000

Maree Antwunette wuz also nown az “Madame Déficit” cuz shee spended soooo many munies!!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:27:37 +0000

Ai sowree! Ai nawt meend tu maek yu crai!!!!
Her gets lots uv lubs nao! Ai waz watching teh mans taht camed wif teh womans whu waz duing teh tawking, him waz halping hur wif teh birdees. Him waz playing wif tehm an petting tehm an tehy waz lubbing ebree minnit ub it! Teh big birdee waz awn him hand an him turnd hand upside-daon so her waz hanging unner hand, an her berry obviuslee waz habing teh funs, luking up at him an getting teh nek-scritchings! Teh womans told us lots n lots abowt hao parruts needing teh toys n shud nawt be in caje if ennywun hoam n tehy be smart an awl kinds uf fings, aifinkso her reellee unnerstands parruts. Teh parrut hab gud hoam nao, reellee!

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:15:54 +0000

Bebbeh Boi kiteh bea doin goodz — butt heem wif him papa kitteh. I nawt nose eggzacty why — heem fite wif heem papa kitteh awl 14 yeers an den out ub da bloo sez — hey I wnats to lib wif mii dad!! I be goin to tawk to Dr. PhychoCat hoo knows da gyoofie teen kits reelee gud to twy ta unnerstand it — heem say itz jest becuz heem is 14 and heem is twyin ta find a wae ta stopz da fitin —

By: Elsa_Mama

Elsa_Mama — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:11:48 +0000

yep dats berry silleh… Mii bebbeh Matt haz a Pic Line stillz, so dey kin jest gib da medicines in der. Hee eben hooks it upz and flushes it awfter awl buy hisself! He big boi an nawt needz no hep!! An yes –heem haz to watch fur nuther pleh cancer that mite bea sum dai caused by da pleh pleh pleh chemo!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:04:21 +0000

Fanky!

By: booklion

booklion — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:03:49 +0000

Fankee fur teh cake, Cween Maree!!!! Iz bery tasty, speshully wif berries on top.

By: Maus

Maus — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:03:34 +0000

Geese are fowl-tempered (hehe) creatures to be sure. And they leave lots of “presents” on the sidewalk too…
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No pleh meetings today, fortunately. Wednesdays, on the other hand…

By: booklion

booklion — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:01:28 +0000

Else_Mama, glad yur boy is doing better. I hopes he can play basketty-ball in teh fall, too.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:01:13 +0000

Kawztooomz??? I can b Maree Antwunette??? LET DEM EET CAKE!!!

By: booklion

booklion — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:00:27 +0000

Happy to see yu here, PB2K! Glad yu are doing so well.

By: booklion

booklion — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:58:32 +0000

Conga rats, Valesa!!! Happy Engagement.
I admires so much teh gud care yu takes of Remy. Iz bery gud ov yu.

By: BOM_MOMME

BOM_MOMME — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:58:25 +0000

Haz ani1 heard from sweetpea. Haz a waunder about da stoopi visor tak tak tak.????????

By: PwnedBy2Kittehs

PwnedBy2Kittehs — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:56:16 +0000

prollee Arthur’s brudder…dere ar prollee enuf Dent siblinks to nawt git teh hang ov ebery dai ov teh week

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:54:42 +0000

Mai nayburr’s son hazza burd reskew, iz sew berry sad, sum ov teh storees.

Aiz glad dat parrut iz gettin lubs nao.

By: PwnedBy2Kittehs

PwnedBy2Kittehs — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:53:19 +0000

doan trai tuu pet teh geeses – dey iz nawt gud fer teh snorgles an pettinks…
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Hope yoo duzznt hab tuu manee werks wif teh stoopy soot types todai!

By: parrothead

parrothead — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:53:17 +0000

By: PwnedBy2Kittehs

PwnedBy2Kittehs — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:51:47 +0000

I bii libbings in teh Ann Arbor Mousegan! I growed up awn teh west side ov Mousegan, neer Lake Michigan – abowt 3 hours norfness from SheeCogO. Mai Daddehkitteh still libs dere, an tole mii las nite dat dey wuz missed bai teh snows!
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Mai AML wuz alzo teh M5 – M5b to bii eggsact. Wuz a side effekt ov pleh kemo dat I gottid 2 yeers ago fer brest canser. Yesh, dat kemo kan gibs yoo anodder canser! Becuz it wuz a genetic mutation in my blood, I needed a transplant to “cure” it – otherwise I’d be dealing with the pleh aml kemo every month or so forever.
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I fownded dat the WBC would stay low, and then once it started going up, it went up *really* fast – esp. wif teh neupogen! IV neupogen sounds much better than my vershion – wich wuz to get pokked in teh tummee or thigh or teh saggy tricep area ov mai arm…an mai insurence wuld onlee cobber it iffn a “professional” did it! So ebery dai I got dribben to teh canser center to get poked! Hao sillie iz dat?!?!?

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:51:41 +0000

*grabs a vidyo gaem tu play whyle ~~running~~ plodding awf tu du stuff*
Fankees, birfday fairy!! {{{{{{bf}}}}}}

By: kittyboocat

kittyboocat — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:51:23 +0000

veri festib hat fur teh abitar, miz annipuss!

By: FluffyB

FluffyB — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:48:24 +0000

*iis shoot opin & jumps 2ft inna ayr*

Eeeeeeeeeekkkkk!!!!!!!!!

*spots blu a few ft awai, rollin wif teh laftur*

Shaim onna u tu b scarin mii aik dat!!!