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GMTA, maus! Conga-rats awn teh nawt-sekkund!
dans-dans-dans
Wooo Hoooooo…. A six wae hyuge bwaid furr nawt seccond!!! Wyoot wyoot!!
Enny wun nose wut da mostest nawt secconds bea?
IIRC it was 19, for sweetpea’s Welcome Home party last spring…
Conga-rats, guis!!!! Ai haz a impresst wif teh kwikniss uv fingurs an wits!
*hands arown teh rum an duz a pirate jig in onnur uv teh parrits she just seed*
Arrrrrr!
Yu seed parrits? Did ineewun aks abowt me?
How long it takes fur da parrit seeds to sprout?
I dunno. When I planted some, I just got pieces of eight.
Nope, sowree. But it waz parrit reskyu playse, tehy bringdid foar parrits wif tehm. Waz a biiiiig red an bloo wun, a lil whyte wun, an tu green wuns, wun uv em wif a blooie hed. Cannawt membur what kinds she sed tehy waz.
Her plukked her own fevvers off, an did damij tu folliculs so her nebber gunna haz fevvers awn a lot uv hers boddee agen. But her haz teh lubing hyoomins nao, an her berry frendlee an tehy taek her tu tu tawks n fngs an her gets told hao preddy her iz an her lubs it awl. 
Tehy awl reskyood. Ai haz a sad fur teh big wun, her onlee free yeers old, an spendid tu uv tohse in a caje inna attic getting fud frown tu her cupple times a week.
Mai nayburr’s son hazza burd reskew, iz sew berry sad, sum ov teh storees.
Aiz glad dat parrut iz gettin lubs nao.
Ai sowree! Ai nawt meend tu maek yu crai!!!!
Her gets lots uv lubs nao! Ai waz watching teh mans taht camed wif teh womans whu waz duing teh tawking, him waz halping hur wif teh birdees. Him waz playing wif tehm an petting tehm an tehy waz lubbing ebree minnit ub it! Teh big birdee waz awn him hand an him turnd hand upside-daon so her waz hanging unner hand, an her berry obviuslee waz habing teh funs, luking up at him an getting teh nek-scritchings! Teh womans told us lots n lots abowt hao parruts needing teh toys n shud nawt be in caje if ennywun hoam n tehy be smart an awl kinds uf fings, aifinkso her reellee unnerstands parruts. Teh parrut hab gud hoam nao, reellee!
ai yoosed tew freekwents a pet stoar taht speshullises in big burds an ai wud tawk to teh birds an evenshoellee tehy wud let me dew a skritchee skritchee bn tehr nekks, an ai swairs tehy recognized me ebberee week! ai had a fren hoo reskewed sum burds frum a basement an she tole me how much attenshunt tehy needs cos tehy smart!
Nacher iz neber predik… predicate… guessable. Althew teh big parrot iz lykely nawt tu hab fevvers, as yew say, stranger things happen adn hoo noes – hers lubbing hoomins might well be surprised sum day. Duzent maek it likely, but it’s a brave soul who noes what nacher will do befoar nacher sez.
Yay! Hapiniss adn festivitees fur Maus, AngelPlume, annipuss adn Valesa being nawt sekund!
Hapi Hapi Dans Dans!!!
Brakez awt teh partee hatzs adn kaustewms!
Kawztooomz??? I can b Maree Antwunette??? LET DEM EET CAKE!!!
Fankee fur teh cake, Cween Maree!!!! Iz bery tasty, speshully wif berries on top.
Maree Antwunette wuz also nown az “Madame Déficit” cuz shee spended soooo many munies!!
Maree Antwenette wuz a Bush??
Ifinkso — wuz heem nawt grate grate gwamma
‘Twaz nevur in dowt, beekawz ai m a pushovur fur teh kittehz espechulii teh blak wanz.
Ur negst
Aymin fur teh tun
veri festib hat fur teh abitar, miz annipuss!
Fanky!
basement cat’s count is pretty low actually
That’s just for today…
Iz awlsew ritten in hexadecimal. Pliz tu convert to form ob yore choosing.
Thatz bea teh numb ber furr jest dis our! Heem startz da countin ober agin next our!
Yu mistyped “minute”.
Har har har … tooked mii a minute ta getz wut you wuz sayin!!
Ohai Valesa, congarats awn ur engaigmentz! ♥
Yu haz a engajed, valesa??? Conga-rats!!!!
ai reeded it awn Remy’s blog, poor sweet lil kitteh boi.
aneewun whoo haz nawt seen it, pleez tew clik awn Valesa’s bloo naim tew reed bowt Remy, teh kitteh whoo fout hee cud fly. Iz sad butt hartwarming, Valesa wurks sew hard an taiks such gud cair uv Remy.
Conga rats, Valesa!!! Happy Engagement.
I admires so much teh gud care yu takes of Remy. Iz bery gud ov yu.
aifinkso u canh bee eggskused
*mewmewmewmewmewmew*
Woot! Valesa, I didna kno yoo wuz teh engaiged! (sumtiems, I nawt pai gud attenshun…I duzznt hab teh munnies) Congratshoelacings to yoo an teh spouse-ov-valesa-to-be!!
Howdy PB2K! How yoo is?
Gud I iz!! I’z sumware neer dai 230 – hart to bleeb! Mai harez ar kumming bak, an mai graft-vs-host rash iz going awai – Yay! Nao, I kin duz wifowt teh sno wii gettid yesterdai an todai…I can haz spring suun???
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hao’s bai yoo, Herr Maus?
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I iz cubbered bai teh Pwner-Kittehs — dey finkso teh lappytawp iz in teh wai ov teh pets an snorguls dey iz entituled tuu!!
I be gud, ‘cept I is atwerks, so no pets to play wif. Jus teh noisy geese out side by teh pond.
doan trai tuu pet teh geeses – dey iz nawt gud fer teh snorgles an pettinks…
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Hope yoo duzznt hab tuu manee werks wif teh stoopy soot types todai!
Happy to see yu here, PB2K! Glad yu are doing so well.
Else_Mama, glad yur boy is doing better. I hopes he can play basketty-ball in teh fall, too.
Geese are fowl-tempered (hehe) creatures to be sure. And they leave lots of “presents” on the sidewalk too…
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No pleh meetings today, fortunately. Wednesdays, on the other hand…
Inz mii yunger dais I had a hoarse and wear i rodez der were geese. Dem wood nawt moove ebin when wii gotted close to dem!! Dey neber chased us, butt I often worried dey mite twy!! Silly Geese!
U haz a winzdee on ur otter hand??
Sure. Duzzint eberybuddy?
Oh hai PB2K!! To answer yer question, mii babeh boi had da PLEH AML two … type M5 . Thank CC, He responded to the chemo and went into remission after his first round of chemo – that same round nearly killed him though. He is finished with chemo (round 5 ended about 4 weeks ago) and we are just waiting for his white count to come back up. Until this week it was just bouncing around below 0.3. But yesterday he was at 0.9 and he did not need platelets or red blood cells. He is getting nupagin IV everyday now. He did not need a transplant. Matt is 14 and is now worried about getting back into shape to make the freshman basketball team in the fall…. *sigh* I hope he is done with the hospital, this last 3 week admission for mystery fevers almost did in his positive attitude!
wear you bea libin PB2K??? Wiii gotz da snowz hear in SheeCaGo two — dey bea melted naw. I gladz ta here you bea gittin beddar!! Da tweet mints almost az badz as da sickness ifinkso!
I bii libbings in teh Ann Arbor Mousegan! I growed up awn teh west side ov Mousegan, neer Lake Michigan – abowt 3 hours norfness from SheeCogO. Mai Daddehkitteh still libs dere, an tole mii las nite dat dey wuz missed bai teh snows!
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Mai AML wuz alzo teh M5 – M5b to bii eggsact. Wuz a side effekt ov pleh kemo dat I gottid 2 yeers ago fer brest canser. Yesh, dat kemo kan gibs yoo anodder canser! Becuz it wuz a genetic mutation in my blood, I needed a transplant to “cure” it – otherwise I’d be dealing with the pleh aml kemo every month or so forever.
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I fownded dat the WBC would stay low, and then once it started going up, it went up *really* fast – esp. wif teh neupogen! IV neupogen sounds much better than my vershion – wich wuz to get pokked in teh tummee or thigh or teh saggy tricep area ov mai arm…an mai insurence wuld onlee cobber it iffn a “professional” did it! So ebery dai I got dribben to teh canser center to get poked! Hao sillie iz dat?!?!?
yep dats berry silleh… Mii bebbeh Matt haz a Pic Line stillz, so dey kin jest gib da medicines in der. Hee eben hooks it upz and flushes it awfter awl buy hisself! He big boi an nawt needz no hep!! An yes –heem haz to watch fur nuther pleh cancer that mite bea sum dai caused by da pleh pleh pleh chemo!
whoo wants tew goe neggst?
ebery wun in da linez excpetin wun guy sleepin stepz bak … Ohhh, yous feelin lucky sleepy guy??!!! Huh? Wut? I wuz sleepin! Oh nosez … 80
Cheezis twice, iz basemint cat, get inna car!
U cahn run, butt u cahnt hyde frum basemint cat!
run awai!! run awai!!
Git da cwosses and da holey waterz — naw I haz a reedy furr ba BC …
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No…….
wate……..
80!
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No……….
Ai ment 81
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82?!?!
*passis awt*
*iis fluttir opin sloelee*
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85?!?!?!?!?!
*passis awt again*
*waives smelly sawlts unner FluffyB’s noze*
Waik up, waik up, hurree, he’s comin fer uz neggst!!
*iis shoot opin & jumps 2ft inna ayr*
Eeeeeeeeeekkkkk!!!!!!!!!
*spots blu a few ft awai, rollin wif teh laftur*
Shaim onna u tu b scarin mii aik dat!!!
*gigglols shaimlesslee*
Wel, it woked u upz diddnt it?
I wonderz wut heez hidin bee hind dat kurtin??? Sumfink nawt goodz — ifinkso!! Run Away!!
prollee hii’s got sum shovels and rakes and implements of destruction
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hao goze it wif habbing teh boi-kitteh hoam wif yoo? Hao iz boi-kitteh doing?
Bebbeh Boi kiteh bea doin goodz — butt heem wif him papa kitteh. I nawt nose eggzacty why — heem fite wif heem papa kitteh awl 14 yeers an den out ub da bloo sez — hey I wnats to lib wif mii dad!! I be goin to tawk to Dr. PhychoCat hoo knows da gyoofie teen kits reelee gud to twy ta unnerstand it — heem say itz jest becuz heem is 14 and heem is twyin ta find a wae ta stopz da fitin —
wow, 78 wiffowt eber leevin teh comfurt uv hiz livin ruum, impressibe!
Yu gno kittehs… whai go tu ekstra effurt if eh pray will come tu yu?
Kitteh onlee leev livin ruum if naw praa com tu heem een fowty-two dais.
Es veree supasticious.
Basement cat must be havvin a slow day.
Juss chillin in teh winder, wachin teh
victimspeepuls wawk by.mebbe basemint kat duzznt git teh hang ov toosdais
Is BC’s name Arthur?
prollee Arthur’s brudder…dere ar prollee enuf Dent siblinks to nawt git teh hang ov ebery dai ov teh week
toozdayz wif morree?
Watchu talkeen bout? Es basement cat com tu LIFE!
Is that teh Sweeney Todd Kitteh?
Shaves with teh pointee enz?
heerz burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to Cheezcakemaniac an katwag an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! an ifinkso today we kan haz cheezcaeks!! in evree flavr!! inklooding choklit chip, an wif cherriez on top!! an all yor favrits!
also fizzyfrooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy ballz taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle hand held vidyo games wher yoo shoot cheezburgerz at teh incoming trolz, kandeez, an blak velvit kitteh posters wif paynts for paynting!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand for making all yor wishes com troo!
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*grabs a vidyo gaem tu play whyle
runningplodding awf tu du stuff*Fankees, birfday fairy!! {{{{{{bf}}}}}}
*luks at clokk*
*luks at skedool*
*wunners hao tu staying awake fur almoast tu moar owrs befoar nekst klass*
Ohwait, ai duz haz tu drop a fing off at teh far end uv teh collij… an ai haz tu du whmis fing at collij employmint sentur befoar end uv smestur.
Aifinkso ai bedder go du fings, coz if ai sit heer, ai gunna fall asleep wif mai fayse awn teh netbuuk, in full vyu uv teh hole cafteerya, an taht cud gibs me a embarised.
Ai sees yu laytur, guis! Ai will duz bideos tunyte uv Eva wif gushifud in her milk bottlol, an her playing aftur, an whatever else turns up.
Haz ani1 heard from sweetpea. Haz a waunder about da stoopi visor tak tak tak.????????
ai doan fink shee haz poasted since den, ai hoap ebreefing is otay, iz teh skaree.
Mii too. Peppol habin da “talk” wif da stoopi visor stil upsetz mii an ai nawt haz ta due dem since da breakdoen 15 yrs go.
at mai jawbplaice rite naow “talk wif stoopivisor” meenz u iz bumped tew nother shift er taht u hazza jawb eliminashun an layawf er wi cuttin ur howers er sumfing pleh pleh pleh!!
ai hazza big skared fer mai jawb, pleez tew keep fingerz, toez, eyez an evvrefing else crossed few meh an mai cowurkers? fanks!
{{bluesfan473}} ai keep eberyfing crossed!
oooh, cant werk wif eyes crossed (yeah!)
Since ai kin sit doen, ai keepz eberyfing crossed. When ai haz tu get up ai’ll keep all da fings nawt necessary fore da walkeez crozzed.
If u lissen carfully, u can hear teh kitteh singing a song:
Sebenty-eight victims claimed by window cat
With a hunnert and ten waiting for their turn
They’ll be punctured by tens and tens of the sharpest pointy endz
Their screams will cause neighbors concern.
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Ohhhhh …. shhhhhhiiiivvver mii timberz!
Is this Basement Cat’s vershun of teh
“___ Days Since Our Last Construction Accident”
sign, ecsept…teh opposite?
What’s my kitteh doing in that window?!
That’s one evil cat lol
O NOEZ! IT B IMPOZIBUL! AI KINT B NEKCST! I…I…I IS CEILING CAT!!!!!!
*sticks out tongue* HA! My cat has had more victims than you, basement cat!