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tew mayk dem more eggsitin tew walk in…
oh, and – - – SSPPLLOORRTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
:sweps up plasticat’s bwayns:
:sepawates an washez plasticat’s bwaynes:
:scoop teh bwaynes intew teh crnyal cabiteh:
:put teh cwanyal bones intew plaec liek a jeegsaa pussle:
:snap CHRG intew plaec:
:tuck teh blankeh rownd platicat:
dehre yew go, an concatshulacerashuns on yewr nawt sekkund
were dat splort
a puky or wer dat a brain splort?
wayt, wut r yu duin Plasticat?! splorting at a kitteh dat izn’t Eva?????
*giglol* Well, this bebbeh IZ berry cyoot an splortayshus! ai sees Eva ebree day, an it mayde MAI brayn meltifai a lil bit!
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Speeking uv Eva, iz gnu blog post wif bideo, sinse teh pikshur frum erlier.
And… CONGA RATS!!! *dans dans dans*
oh, dere yu b PK – Plasticat ben bery impashuntlee wayting fer yu…he want tew noe wut teh dopshun fee iz fer Eva
Hm, website be daon, cannawt check, hao weerd… iz aifinkso sumfing lyk $150 Canajan. That be wif nawt-sekkund tu shots dun. Koms wif $50 vowcher fur tutoring, but ai nawt shur if taht still wurk across teh bordur.
Ai will chekk on teh price tumorro fur shur.
Iz link awn her blog tu Hoomayne Sosietee (when it wurking!) an teh apple-cayshun form fur adopshuns be awn tehre.
Nawt haz tu wayt fur me, yu gno! “Contact” awn blog sends me an emayo.
Otay, Ai letz plasticat noes!
Skweeee x elebenty!
Nawt as funnee as teh bowl ob milk, but just as kyoot!
Ai nawt shur her can du ENNYFING taht izint cyoot beyond wurds! Her iz teh imbodeemint uv cyoot.
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Ai sowree ai owing yu an emayo an nawt ansur yet… ai behind awn teh emayos. (Hay, Romeow, an uvver peeps, ai sowree tu yu tu!!!!!!)
Nawt a prollem. Ai noe yew iz teh bizzy.
Ai doen noe PK, since U does nuffin butt (snerk) sitz aroun doin ur naelz an ettn bonbonz, ai kent figur out why uz behin onna emos. Unless iz caus ur naelz wont dri.
{{{{{PK}}}}} {{{{{Seanya}}}}}{{{{{eva}}}}}
Oh, ai GNO, ai just dunno what tu DU wif maiself wif NUFFING tu du wif mai tiem. Teh BORDUM iz just beeyond bilief. *sighs dramatiklee*
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*giglol* Ai dunno hao ennyfing cud drai, naelz incloodid, wif kittin milk an gushifuds ebreewhair, an ai du meen EBREEWHAIR, ryte nao!
hay prysma-kitteh…
ai jes wannid 2 tells u ai twiedid 2 maeks a lol owt ob u ‘n eva… aiz fwaid et nawt berreh good… but wus wot ai fot at furst wen ai seedid da bideo… so…
dere u goes
ai awlso twied 2 ads u as a fwiedn, butt (!) ai diddint fiends ur mine paeg… u has one? ai mai add u?
Ohai siobhan! Izza kyoot lol ob Eva! Aifinkso!!!
fan-q fluffy
Hi Siobhan an FluffyB!
It shud akshully coem wif an eggstra splort warning
Ai neely splorted at wurk!!!
(an deers no CCC heer…)
{{{Nennepus}}}
ur boss shud upgraid da secureteh den ^^
ai awlredde chosded a sekkund wer eva hyded her kyoot faec… jes so ai cud puts awn a capshun wibout splorting frum her kyoot smilol but ai fink wez awl infectid wib da eva virus awlreddeh… u will see… der will comes a tiem wen we ownle habs to sai eva adn owr chrgses will habs problims
Sekundud, plasticat. *SPLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*
Butt (!!!) wayt! Whar’s teh TAYL???
W00t!!! YAY FUR plasticat adn himz nawt sekkund!!!!! W000t w00t!!
I duz a dans uv joyz fur u
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dansy dansy dans dans dansy!!
dans dans dansy dans!!
Da bebbeh iz sew qute. Iz such a littol tayle.
Y heem haz sucha leetol tale? Mae Bae wii shud teech heem sum storiez sew dat heem kin have a beeger tale to tell??
*snerk*
upcoming in free…tew…one!
Grass with just a hint of wild onion, and perhaps some dandelion green.
mebbe wif a nyce shardohnai tew
n pinchz of safronz 4 culor… nom nom nom nom…..
in a luvverlee acidic dressing wif sum kibble flavered krootons and random bits uv spice to give it just the rite flaver.
Con Catsulations onna singol nawt sekkond. I haz chokolit marooniz an horsez overz for da snaki an da dans ob da nawt-sekkond nawt tye.
*Dans Dans Dans*
This is one of the best lolz I’ve seen in months.
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer* *It b battree operated.* *Turnz it on adn deh darthj braynez iz sukked up, kleened *adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.* *A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz* *darthj is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand* *Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.* ♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥ *flyz owt agin*
excuse me, doz you has any grey poupon?
Plasticat, ai lukked at your nawt old abatar iz sew cyoote – waz where ai waz when u splorted. sorri to be slow to spond toe ur splort.
ebery chef noes taht onliee teh finest ingredients weel wurk fur special creashuns sush as barf.
an onli the must delecat stumechs
ohai, wolfie! nao, hao deed ai jus no taht yew wuld b heer???
probleh sumfin bowt seein yewr replys tew mai emayos
ai wuz suprized mai sistur dednt sai anyfing in the car bowt waht ai fought she wood, eiffer she furgot (ai dowt eat), she douznt kaer (agin dowwt eat) oar shes waytin fur the ryte momint tew torment meh
mai gess iz taht she iz jus waytin fur teh rite momint tew turment yew an tri tew maek ur lyfe as miserible as posible!
mai foughts tew, oh an ai here dat lexi, teh kyoot, butt kreepeh kidergartner, wants yew owt ub the pikshur, this eaz accorfin tew hur brohter,
*heets hed wiff paw*
ai kants beeleeve eat! does ai reely haz tew watch mai bak becuz ub a kyoot, butt slightly kreepiee, kindergartner??? well, ai gess awl teh gurls b lykin yew these dais!
*shaeks hed wiff exasperashun*
eaz nawt mai fawlt!!!!
ai dont controll tehm oar tehyre bwaynes!!!
besydes lexy has alwais been a tadpole straynge
yesh, butt onliee a tadpole!
bai teh wai, yew nawt has tew luk, butt ai added commint tew extriee lawng furteen paeg (wow, taht b a beeg numbur!!!) conversashun, an b4 yew sayz anieefing abowt eat, jus remember taht eat iz tru!!!
berry berry funneh
butt…. ai gess eat myte beh tru
oh wayt ai furgot
Yewr ryte
Aim rong
Eat wont happin agin
Aim sowwy
berry gud fings tew remember! an yew iz rite about wun fing too…teh fact taht ai b rite agin!
cuz yew eaz alwais ryte……
oh yea anyew eaz koot wehn yew wuz
eggshasperated bowt awll te gurls lykin meh so
SSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLOOOOOOORRRRRRRRTTTTTt
oh noes!!! teh wolfie b down!!! call nine elebenty an wiff a kwikness!
*sweeps braynes into neet pyle, washes an dries braynes karfuliee, paks gentilee into kraniul kabbitiee, fits skull bac into plac, raps wolfie in floofie blankiee, gibs warm drinks an whyte chokolitts, bring tew prlort recuberiee room*
nao, yew stai here an getz awl better!
fangkew oh gud yew rememburred mai chokklit preffurence
{{{Kat}}}
oh, ai almost furgot!
*snaps CHRG(wdoi) onto wolfie’s hed*
there! nao yew iz purtekted frum future splorts!
{{{wolfie}}}
yew iz awl better awlreediee??? mai, yew heelz wiff a kwikness!!!
aimnawt shur dat dat alon wheel stawpmeh frum splorrtin cuz ub yew
eaz yewr presence dat heals meh kwikerleh
*blushes agin*
du tehy maek blush purtekshun, cuz eff tehy du, ai reely needs tew get sum!
*tehn remembers sumfing an cobers face wiff paws*
ai nawt want mai blushin tew maek yew splort agin!
iz dere extra strengf duky taep oar sumfin ai fink ai knead eat…
*puts 3 oar 4 moer CHRGs(wdot) on wolfie’s hed*
*raps hed in 5 rolls ub extriee strengf ducky taep*
*repeets process 2 moar tymes*
there, ai fink taht shuld wurk!
*smyles an wypes paws wiff satisfacshun*
yesh ai fink dat myte dew eat, butt nao ai luk liek a mummeh, tell meh dat eben dough ai luk liek a mummeh ai steel luk fyne, plez
yesh, eben teh mummiee wolfie luk fyne!
butt fur both ub our protekshuns, plez warn me eff yew feel a splort cumin on!
ryto, wheel due, tough dat probleh wont happin teel tumorro, ai haz tew geet awf an go tew bed
yesh, ai has tew go tew. b about taht tyme tew curl up in mai purty kitteh kat bed fur sleep.
cya 2murrow, wolfie!
cya
Yu gais bees sew kyoot! Ai skipps ober moast ob ur cawnbersayshuns, dough, kos ai nawt want tu bees teh voyageur … um, teh voism … teh Pea Ping Toma Ceen Ya.
teh kyoot KFC kitteh selectin her 11 herbs n spyces!
if owr KFC had kyoot liddle kittehs liek dis werking dere, ai wuld go dere more awften!
Oh heck! Tew laet fer protekshuun!!1!~
SSPLORTTTttt!!
oh noes, eric teh lolcat iz down!!! call nine elebenty, an wiff a kwikness!
*sweeps braynes into neet pyle, washes an dries teh braynes berry karfulliee, paks gentliee into kranium kabbitiee, ducky taeps skul bac on, snaps CHRG (wdoi) into place, raps in floofie blankiee, gibes warm drink an dark chocalitez, brings tew splort recuberiee room*
nao, yew stai heer until yew iz awl better!
*sings to teh toon of Simon nd Garfunkel’s Scarborough Fair*
Ai iz goink to barf on yore chayre
Gras nd weeds, harbls nd sliem
Merembur pls not to sitz down tehre
Cos iffin yew doo, teh folt not be mien.
Harpsichord solo!!!
FTW!!!! I lubz deh Symin adn Garfunklol!!!
ROFLPIMP
Ai reeded tu Seanya, an him almost choakd tu def awn himz supper coz uv laffing. (Iz pawsibul mai off-kee singing had a fing tu du wif ir.)
Ai lubs it, elebentee fousand cheezburgers fur kimkiwi!!!
Tehre iz no sutch tihng as off-kee singing. Teh musik mustof bin rong!!!
*stops laffing lawng enuff to applawd*
Sumdae, der jus GOTS tu bees teh CD – ai kin cees it nao: ‘LOLcats – Teh Mewsikills’. Ai’d bai dat inna hartbeep. Heks, ai’d eben rikkord sum ob it, ifn ai hads tu! (Goin bak tu mai ohaiskuul daes wen ai wuz teh gittar-plain fowlk-singur LOL)
Aifinkso taht wud be brilyint ideer. Ai wud bae wun, fer shure. LCB is a speshul gud song wrytur.
Ai forgottid tu sae, wunnerfuls, wunnerfuls, Kimkiwi!!! ‘Barf On Yore Chayre’ bees teh instint klasik!!! Ai hoeps der bees teh moar bersis cumin sumdae.
**clappitee clappitee clappitee**
LOLcore …. LOLcore!!!
*taeks a bow (nd duzzint gib it bak)*
Fankies vairy mutch. Ai wil werk on teh ful vershun tewniet, nd postify it tewmoro.
brielee ant! Dis shud goes intew speshul linkee … (ooo….dots) duz we hab wun awh reddy? Linkee foar awl deh clebber toons liek dis wun.
ROFL @kimkiwi
fangsq fur grate eer wurm!
I loled owt lowd ebbery tyme I seed dis. {{{{{kimkiwi}}}}} fanks, ai needed that!.
Aw, look at her floofy belleh.
and… spahgitty tailz
Iz berry kute kitteh, Ifinkso.
*Splort*
Ize gonna barfs on ur cuvers if u lets me…
What kind of cat is this?? It’s a cutie!
totally off-topik, nuffin to do wif teh splortalishus bebbeh in teh LOL, but heer iz a old favrit i haz been finking ob eber sinse my older boi away at kollij told me him wuz bizzy watching Teh Too Towrs for himz online Lord ob teh Ringz class:
One does not simply tank cat into Mordor
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we now return yoo to yor regulolary skedooled *splort*
*pondurs wevver to moob, wich wud disturb teh moastlee sleeping bebbeh awn hur chest, who haz a tummeh full uv kittin milk wif small bit uv gushifud miksed in, so can go tu bed… oar sit still a bit longererer cauz teh bebbeh so berry cyoot an comfy an whu needs sleep ennywai?*
Ai wishez ai cud halp yew. Akshlee, is porlly gud taht Kanananada beez tew far wae frum nooziland, els Eva miet be upsied down kitteh wehn (wud lurve to adoptify hur, bleeve me).
Aifinkso yu wud haz tu haz fite wif plasticat fur her.
An, hm, sumhao ai still sitting heer finking, :”Ai reellee shud put Eva tu bed an get sum sleeps….”
I wish I culd have a kitteh. *sniff*
Ai wish yu cud tu!! *snif in simpafees*
Yesh yew needs tew lets Plasticat doptify her!:D
Eba bebbeh wud has lots ob lub an snorglols from Plasticat!
*powt* Ai wud tooo. Butt (!) iz laaaawwwwnnng wae to nooziland, nd aifinkso mebbe Buddy DUZ NOT WANT nudder kitteh in hur haws. So prolly best ai not doptify Bebbeh Eva, eben tho ai wud lub hur wib orl mai hart.
Eva is teh keyute!
Iz kitteh? Or goggie? Or kitteh lookz like goggie?
luuks like goggie to me, tooo! don’ reeely matter, tho. kyootness galorrr. gud thing i gots the helmet on in tyme!
Iz goggie. Lukkit teh noze. Iz stil kyute tho.
It doez loeks moar liek a goggy than a kitteh. It’z de noez! Aim a littul confuzed… I guess ol itteh bitteh creashures are as qyoot as kittehs.
Hurray!!! Iz mah kittehs firzd taym on teh webz:)))
Und iz nut barfingz iz nut alkuholikz… und akhsualy haz nize, flufi tailz just invisibul on teh pikhsur…
Fankoo fur shayring ur kyoot kitteh wif us!
wen yew kair enuff tew barf teh berri best.
LOLOLOL a hawl-murk barf — sumtymes too spendy sews yew gots to watch de ingr.. innagre… stuff yew nom.
kitteh? looks like a dog to me
HANG ON a minute….
isn’t that a dog??!!?!
I definitely think it looks like a small dog, and not a kitteh. there’s something about the eyes and the nose that tells me “dog”.. but of course hard to say from this angle.
Seh espeshulii laiks teh mint leevs, coz dey habba nys minty afturtaist!
Ai put awt sum kawfee adn buttermilk rusks iffin aniiwun wants. Pleez tu halp urselws. Oh, adn doan worree, teh kawfee holdur keeps teh kawfee warm adn fresh fur, laik, eber! 
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(Gud Morning Awl!
That’s a dog!
It’s a cat. I think it just looks oddly raccoon-like.
I think so too!
it is totally a dog!
It’s de noez! Ol itteh bitteh creashures luk as qyoot as kittehs…
Is kitteh. De owner postified abuv. C makritare’s comment.
Okeh, Ah see naw. Aminal nawt goggie, iz kitteh. Tilted my pyooter and Ah see teh noze haz black splotch. Teh noze knowz.
It’s a Pomeranian goggy, not teh kitteh.
Don sai iz goggie not kitteh… kitteh iz cryingz aftur ridingz ur comentz:(
ok iz kitteh… i seen moar pix uv funy lookin kitteh nao
kitteh?! that’s nog a cat?
kitteh?! that’s not a cat?
THAT LOOKS LIKE A DOG
THAT IS A DOG
look at its nose
kittehs don’t have noses like that.
Dis kitteh wil proby ned a tumz latrz!
Silleh pipul iz fluffi kitteh wif blak noze!!!!! Moar pikshur on mah prufil.
Teh Baxcat so happee tu maek teh frunt paeg!!!! Aifank eberybuddy lots!!!
looks like a dog
that’s… a dog..
That looks like a dog.
thats a dog. the proportions are wrong for a cat