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Liddle bruvver iz watshin u!
an ponduring if he’s tu land on ur hedd or on ur sholdur…
Screems much funnier if landing on hedd
…an hii thinkz yu shud paynt yur doar. Jus sayin.
I spy with my little eye
Big Brother kitteh
1984 all over again
Hey, 1984 wuz a gud yere!!! Iz mai birf yere, so et hazu b fantabulus, aifinkso!
dang kids
(1984 was a good year, my oldest daughter was born then)
wipper snappers
ai wuz still drinkin in 1984 an bot a new Honda an fot sinse it had teh frunt wheel drive, ai cud drive it through sno driffs. an mai frens pointed teh trakks out to me when ai wuz sober.
Innuresting tyms! Defity innuresting tyms!
I hopps u didna get teh hurt?
ob korse nawt! was drunk!!
and did the car survive?!?
yesh, for 15 moar yeers!
Den izza dobul gud yere!!!
*Whispurrz* Ai wuz 45 in 1984!
Dat’s kul! Tekniculee, den u wuz onlee 5 tho, coz dey sai dat life beginz at 40!
I’ll be 52 on the 20th of this month, so you’ve got me beat.
Ai fink dere are ownle 2 awlder dan me hoo plai heer.
But none more cool. That’s wut ai thinkso.
ai agreez wif d’beaker
Ai be onlee a yeer behind yu, Annipuss!
Ai be 52 in Optpber, seemz lik yestrdae i waz 51. Ooopz yesterdae ai was 51, an still iz.
I wuz 34.
I wuz 16..but nawt sweet
Mai last Burfdai… AI was 62 in Marsh!
Nooo, dat wud b 26, nawt teh 62, aifinkso.
So wus I! ai sillybraytid my 16th burfday in Torqay, TTI – wus un a free week week week english corse
ets nawt about da yeer on ur cert-ifi-kitteh… ets about hao u behaves. adn iffn we taeks owr behaving as basic… we awl bees in owr best adn funniest adn most lubberly and lovingly adn – most ob awl – cheeziest yeers… aifinkso
Ai waz 10.
Ai wuz teh 26 and 4 yrs into h3ll wif teh x.
.
*sigh* manee tiemz ai wished ai cud say teh “do ober”
Distract Little Brudder Kitteh wif da gooshifuds and catniptinis!
Dat’s a gud eye deer – Ai doan’t liek bein watshed!
Hello, Anni and Rodney. I woke up at the sound of snow plows: it snowed again last night. And I was already so over winter!
Oh, dat’s nawt fare, iz it! We has sun at teh momint, but dere iz rayne awn teh wai fur teh rest uv teh week week week. Gess hoo iz goin awai awn furzdai!!!!
ai am so sawree to heer taht, Q. whar yoo is?
anni, iz yoo goin awai on furzdai? whar to?
ai iz jus fulla kwestshuns todai.
Ai’m in Michigan, USA. Hoam of teh wurst economy in teh countree.
I’m in a burb north of Detroit. Snow last night too, very slushy on the roads today.
GO MSU!
yay!!
*d’beaker looks around for his msu sweatshirt frum long ago*
*cannot finds it*
oh wells, yay anyway.
Harrumph! Our Connectthedot boys wooda whupped up but they wuz tired from thare studies*. Our goils owtta whup up tho!
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* axually, I is em-bare-assed to poynt owt that in the Ct mens
Bball program the graduayshun rate hovers just below 1 outta three. So mush for the stoodunt athuleet miff.
Ai aer goin to Lincoln (Teh `rijinul TTI wun!) fur teh Eester weekend. It iz a byootimuss city wiv reel Roman remaynz and a wunnerful Cathedral dat wuz yoozed in teh “Da Vinci Code” moobie.
Who? Whair?
Let’s fink about dis:
Anni goin’ to Antigua?
Bom Momme to Baden Baden?
Calicocoa to Califorkneea?
Dill, Rodney to Dusseldorf?
E…
Eva to teh Emerjensi Splort Centre
Fluffyb to France
Goosey to Gander…yesit is a place
H…
Ooohh, Pahree……. C’ie est lavie……. Oar sumfink laik dat! Hu m ai kidding, ai’ll go fur teh choklit!!!!
aim going tu Pareeh on wednesday aftunoon – fur almoast a week week week!!!
We be sillybrayting my Mamie-kittehs (grandmuther) 90th burfday!!!
Aill meet u on friedeeg, in front ob de fountain at St. Michel will I?!?! round lonch tiem?
90 yeers awld? Dat’s impresif!!!
Oooh, ai iz teh jelus!!!! Ai wud luvs tu go tu France wun dai – hopfulee nawt tu far awai!
EWE sure sdat ewe wantz tew ssend Eva ,the ittybitty SplortCAUZING kitteh tew teh “Emerjensi Splort Centre”?
Dat duz nawt sound sfe tew mii a awl!!1!
oh yesh
She can cawse MOAR splorts an tehn seh can has cuddles an pettinks an fusses from awl her bictims 
I will splort juss to go get fusses frum Eva
Hugh G. Manitee tu Hawai
Icanhasfockses tu Ireland
Jack Deth tu Japan (where else – he can purrrform his majiklol OhaiQ poe eetree)
L…
Lyantha to London
MuggleMary to Mongolia
Nenepus to New Zealand
O…
Yay! Ai can go visit Kim!!!
And ai forgettid Kim in de list
Kimkiwi in Kanada
… (ooh dots!)
Onleekitteh in Oman
Prysma-kitteh in Paraguay
Q in Queensland
R….
*pouts*
nawt to Mexiko oar Miami oar Morocco oar sumwhares warm
no ai has to go to onlee plais on erf kolder tahn minneesnowta.
grumble grumble
an kitteh wunners whi Prettee Wun skreems when kitteh uses hyooman head fur dese…desc..gettin down.
Conga rats and shoo lases to Anni, Q, and Rodney! niselee dun brayd!
lessee – ai has teh pop tarts (booberree) an sum oats meel, an sum kawfee
an ai duz a brayd dans dans dans fur allus yoo!
Thx, MM, Ai’d juss liek sum cawfee b4 Ai go owt fur mai mornin egg sir size an a papur!
Ai asso sai konga rats adn shoe lasis tu annipuss, Q adn Rodney!!! Gud reflekses, aifink!
Coffee, pweez! And oatzmeel wiv milk and maplol sirup. Sip and nom, nom and sip.
heer yoo goes, in extry big cups taht nebber goes cold
same fur teh oat meels bolls
splash splash sip an nom
dansee dansee
dash
ai may has to skamper off, wun ob mai rezzidints is frowin up. too bad he nawt small laik kitteh
( ai be sew sorree if ai disturbed enneewuns brekkie)
*Tidmum sits wiv plate ob Marmite muffins,Yoggert an coffee*……
Frowin up???….Nah
Yeerz ov nursin/carin an cleenin up ickky stuff…
We used to tell teh n00bs “You know you’ve cracked it, when yoo can sit down afterwards an eat a kitkat”…they wud run orf skreemin an urpin
Ebil? Yesh we wuz
Ai can taek teh icky stuff, but Marmite? UGH!
Akshully, ai doan fink dat’s survailins. Ai fink dat’s monorail kitteh being stuck wif no brige tu kros, & nao luking fur an alturnatif rute. Yup, dat’s wut ai fink!
*yawn*
Gud moarning, guis!
Well, ai waked up aftur onlee abowt 4 owrs uv sleep, an discobered taht sum kitteh peed awn a nawt-cleen sheet inna londree pyle nekst tu bed (ai hoping iz Loki being a noid, him gud at it, an nawt sumwun wif a UTI), an am nao watching a teenee orinj floofball eksploar teh bed whail ai cheks emayos an fings.
.
Awl in awl, wurks owt tu a gud start tu teh day.
{{{PK}}}
Gud mawrnin tu u tu!
Ai watcht sum ob teh pikkies & vids ob Eva, adn mai hart wen awl meltee!!!
Hur iz jus teh moas……… adowabol, luvabol, cuddolabol, kyootist………. (ai drank tu mush kofi & canut fink ob anee moar wurds tu deskribe hur)…….. baibe kitteh ai haz EBA seen!!!!!!!
{{{FluffyB}}}
No argoomint heer!!! Ai spends moast uv mai tiem laytlee wif mai brayns meltified bai teh cyoot an trying tu keep tehm frum running owt mai eers!!!!!!
Fur sum reezun, iz hard tu fink uv fings uvver tehn teh Eva-bebbeh.
Deir r a few, reesuns, akshully.
1. U lubs kittehs.
2. Shii iz jus teh KYOOT!!!!
3. Shii iz still beli dependant on u, wich gibs u a new eggstra awariness adn risponsibolness ob hur.
4. Shii iz jus teh KYOOT!!!!!!!!
…….
Deir r manii moar still, but ai habz teh kofi brayn….
LOL Ai getting teh jenral trend, aifinkso!
But problee ai sneek back during Careers n Effics (whu skejooled a class taht boring fur nawt-sekkund fing Mundayne? 
) Also, teh partmint iz being destroid bai a Loki running insaynlee frum end tu end an ai needs tu finding teh trankwilizers befoar mai “owld an sikk” kitteh endz cibilizayshun az we gno it. 
.
Gots tu get reddee fur skool, so ai can gradzooate in Awgist wif gud graydes an get job wif kittehs alla tiem.
Okey-dokey! Well, gud luk wif teh Mundai, teh nawt-fawlin-asleep-in-klas, teh ober aktif kitteh adn teh baibe kitteh!
ITTY BITTY PINKY PAW PADZ!!1!! TEENY WEENY WIDDLE PINK NOZE!!!1! EBER SEW SAWFT BELLY FLOOF! OOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhh NOOOOOOOOoooooo!
**** S P L O R T ****
*scrambols awt ob room*
*scrambols bak wif mop & bukit*
Heer catslave. U ok?
oh noes! Catslave is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – wif easter bunnehs on akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Catslave in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Nao – donut luk oar fink of dose danjurus fings agin foar a loang whyle!!!
*luks admirably at Nennepus*
Ai wish ai cud ree-akt so gud inna krisis! *sigh*
*walks ober tu catslave in rekoveree*
*teaks favrit teddy adn gentlee plaisis et in catslaves’ arms*
Heer catslave, u can hab mai teddy, hii haz majik pawirs. Ai hopps hii wil halp u feel beta soon!
ohai (weeeekly) Iz berry early in teh morning here 4:30 am AI forgetted to sekure mai CHRG (wdoi) propperly.
Fank ewe Nenepus fur teh quick action. Hoo noze hao lonk I wood hab lied dere .
Fanks fur the loaner teddy Fluffy B. Ai iz starting tew feel bedder awlready I just needs to be berry careful wehn watchn teh Eba bideos. Sh is sew KYOOT!
Agreed! Teh teddy wuz a gift, tho, nawt a loaner, so pleez tu keep et iffin u want tu!
Omaigudniss, catslave!
Fank CC fur Nennepus’ kwik refleksis!
Yu be otay??? Yu GNO nawt tu watch teh Eva bideos wifowt purrtekshuns!
nennepuss,i predict the future… U will save anudder person wit ta hedsplort in augast…with grapey jooc… in da comments of a video wit a kitteh goin om nom nom… datll be 20 cheezburgers!
kitteh?
vulture?
vulture-kitteh?
hoo noes?
awl free!
Charles ‘Sparky’ Schultz ref FTW.
Gotta go! Luvs tu awl mah cheezpeepz!
C ya tumoro!!
Video didn’t play very well, simply because of those Flash ads on this site slowing things down.
I’m sure I’d visit this site more frequently if it wasn’t for the Flash stuff.
It helps if you pause it as soon as it starts to play & allow it to fully load.
Ai yooze Fyrefawcks an it haz an ad blokk funkshun. Juss sayin….
*whispers* Psst… if yu haz trubble wif teh ads (ai du, awn mai netbook) — use Fyrefox, an install AdBlock Plus.
KICK THE DOOR. NOW.
Ceiling cat is watching you.
Seriously. Enough with the Flash vidz. The whole point of this site is to put captions on pictures. Videos are big, slow, have no captions, and I can’t zip through them quickly while at work like the Real Lols.
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Plz 2 post teh pics and nawt vidz kthxbai.
southpark lol
Stoopid video iz stoopid.
preshus! u hav ben spotted bi teh hoomans!
misshun failed ):
Is that world of warcraft i hear in the background? with people summoning mounts in the background and ruining your music recording?
OMG my cats do that
lame!!!!
UR LAME, UR LAME!
nat so funneh
no is not