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Ai fansi u!
iz teh pretteh!
Conga rats, Anni? Hao wud yoo care to sillybrate?
happe nawt second agin annipuss!
this iz only my second time commentin on herez!
Conga rats, Anni! How wud yoo like to sillybrate?
Kong katt shue laysis Anni!
heers sum sleepy tiem tee – aim of tu bed
Nite nite!
G’nite Nennepus – Ai’ll be off 2 bed soon. Ai haz a tyred.
grrrr…. had to change browsers to even comment!
happy nawt second annipuss!
this be my second time commenting on herez, iz never quick enough to keep ups!
Turkee, ai sawd u in teh dainin rum 2dai. Az teh sun kamz frum bee-hynd teh clowdz, uh burst uv bwily-aunt lite cot ur hare – it wuz hay-load in fruntz ub mii. U turnded, ur i’z flashd fyr in2 mai sole, ai imm…imm…rite awai red teh wurdz ub Dostoyevsky adn Karl Marx, adn, in teh wurdz ub Albert Schweitzer, ai fancii u.
Conga-rats awn furst, Annipuss! Heer b drinksez 4 u!
Dinner gone in 3… 2… 1… XD
lol nice lol
yew comes dis wae offin’? ai neber seen yew araond
Come heer offin?
Here in das comments?
not really
wuts a nyse burd liek u – doing in a playse like dis?!?
preparin urself 4 nom nom nom!
turkeh, meet nom
is not a turkah its a chickeh
yu’r mai kynd uf gyrll!
i can haz tukee burger?
Teh leg neer teh camruh lukks az iffn sumwun haz bean eetin it awlreddee.
Yep, luks lik sumbunny hadda chichen leg alreddy.
Wut kaym nawt sekkund, de chikkee or de ubbin?
Did it hurt wen u felled frum hebbin?
Ifn I sed u had a beyootiful bodee wud u hold it agin me?
I’m gessing you’ve heerd sum ob dese lines befoar, Red?
Ackshully, no. I nebber wuz wun to go to bars foar meeting menz.
I heer you. Teh kwality nawt berry gud at awl.
I’m startin to agree wif Pam Tillis –> “Awl teh Gud Wunz R Gone”.
Awl teh Gud Wunz R Gone…
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…awr gay (dat nawt sew gud if yuz a gurl)
At leest u feal saef wiv a gay gye!
Troo dat. And they ackshully LIEK to go shawping wif us!
Yesh, gay guies maek teh bestest gurlfrenz!
*nods*
Yesh, dat haz bin mai expeeryinse.
Ai doen noe, iz bad nuff toe compete wif da gal palz, noe wii gotta compeet wiff da gui palz tu.
az wun ob mai gay male frens tole me
“iz no wonner yoo likes teh gay men! tehy smells gud, tehy can dans, an tehy primp more than yoo do!”
Ain’ dat teh troof!! Much bedder dan mai X.
Nah, de rite wun is owt dere fur yoo.
He mai bii:
Aksessing himz inner child
Bilding a noo haus
Creayting a sayf envyrawnment
Drybing himz buds crazee
Eggzisting in de moment
Flying solo arownd de whirld
Gibbing shelter tu kittehs
Hiking akrawss Yurrup
Ice fisheeng in Alaska
Jumping fur joy
Klimbing Kilimanjaro
Leeving Las Vegas
Mayking noo frenz
Noting vytul synz
Opuning himz hart
Putting owt fyrz
Quoting Shakespeare
Riding himz motorsikkel
Sculpting an eggspreshun of lubs
Turning ober a noo leef
Unsertin of de fyoochur
Very dedikayted tu himz werk
Wayting tu miit yoo
Xspekting a pakkidj
Yerning tu see yoo
Ze man uv ur dreems!
Srsly. Yoo may eben noes him awlreddi, adn fings r just hedding fur dat moment wen ebbrifing in bofe of yoo goes “Oh! It’s yoo!”
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Yoo r byootiful adn a gud purrson awl bai urselb. Wen dat moment happens fur yoo, I hoep it r madjiks.
Nao dat I has bin sappy, I finkso I has an imbarrased.
Awww, Mel, dat wuz beyootiful! No need to be imbarrased!
I mebbe has to print dat owt an hang it up.
bedder dan Queen ob DeNile………………………….
I lyk “Mebbe it Wuz Memphis”.
Mebbe I shud go luukin foar my dreem man in Memphis? I cud say “Ohai!” to Elbis whiel I’m dere….
an go Walking in Memphis
Ai liek teh fizzio ferapist’s chat-up lien – “wat’s a crummee joynt liek dis doin in a byootiful gurl liek u?”
**gigglols**
Dat’s a gud wun!
ohai annipuss – ai saw teh pics awn cheezfrens uf teh snoe yu had, it wuz teh prittee! ai just put sum pics awn cheezfrens uf teh snoe wii get heer in NY, if yu haz a chance and wants tew luuk…
Yep, Ai seed dem – dat is NAWT prittee! Teh fing wiv sno heer iz dat we get ownlee a liddle bit dat melts offen teh saem dai – it izn’t cost iffekib 2 has lossa sno cleerin stuff, so 5 inchis meens ebbrifing getz stopt.
ai liekd yur pics cuz ai rillee du fink a liddle snoe is teh prittee, just wen it pyles up liek it duz heer dat ai nawt liek it nemore…iz no fun tew shovel, or dribe in, ebery dai. mai brudder libbed in TTI for a kupplol yeers, and he lubbed dat yu nawt get much snoe. ai libbed neer NYC for a few yeers, and dey nawt get much snoe eiver, and 5 inches stawped eberyfing der tew. 5 inches heer – wii don’t eben sloe down!!
Plasticat and ai bisited mai brudder wun summer in TTI – iz a beyutimuss playce, and teh peeps wuz bery bery nyce!
Our famlee kitteh, Peggy, LUBBED chikkin! Hur wud smell it inna ovin an start meowin.
I sware, if u sed teh werd “chikkin” hur knew egg-zackly wut wii wuz tawlkin abowt!
Growed-up eggz?
Wii hadda call icy creemz frozen moo-joose cuz Knockout noo wut it wuz.
Wun nite, mahm lefted hur plate awn teh harth an went bak in teh kitchin foar a minnit.
Wen hur came bak, Peggy had stolded a peece of chikkin awf hur playte an wuz nommin away awn it in the middlol of the libbin room!
“Mai dins.
Nawt tu bii leebin de noms aloen.
Yoo fynd sumfin els.”
Dey frow demselbs at de kittehs, I finkso.
Dat wuz teh wun an onlee tyme mahm lefted hur playte awn teh harth unattendid.
Iz onlee faire, Peggy hunted it doewn an killtified it. It waz herz.
Iz what mi babbehs say.
Peggy nawt gotted in trubblol foar steelin teh chikkin.
Dat wuz teh onlee tyme hur stolded it, too. Awl hur hadda do wuz ask
foar it an hur gotted it.
She had hur hyoomins well-trayned!
When Oliver and Jimmy were alive wii yoused to boil chichin wiff parseli and chichen boillin. Wii wood let it cool an shreed it an they wood nomnomnomnomnom.
Wunse, Josie came hoam frum bein at teh kennlol wif a cold.
I maded hur a pot of chikkin soop! I hadda spoon-feed it to hur, cuz sinse hur cud nawt smell, hur nawt eet. I putted sum in a spoon, touched hur mouf wif it an hur lapped it up.
Awwww, wut a gud mommy U beez!!! {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Wun of mai kittehs, Jimmy D, wuz liek dis abowt turkee. Ebbery fanksgibbon, he wud patrol teh kitchen, yellin at me constanlee.
Ohai Bewtifull, Ewe haz a lubberly goalden brown tan…adn ewe luiks gud enuf tew Nom!
It dew! nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom…
ohai POC! haow b yu tewdai? {{POC}}
Ohai POC, ai wiill has a long emo tommorwow afternoon ifnksew. About da stuf wii talked about earlier.
Otay. U noes whur mai emeow iz1 *smile*
I’m dewing much betteh. I haz a wunnermouse dai yestiddai! I goes tew a babbeh showeh adn seas ebbybuddy taht I haz ony bean seaing at foonerals fur 2 yeers. Iz muchie betteh at babbeh showehs! We laffed anlaffed adn teh mawm-to-bee gots lotsa sutffz, alla beeg fings liek stowller adn chaynge tayble. Tehn I git tew spennd tymes wif mai ex-stepson adn heer abowt his lyfe. Tehn I goz two hoppytayl adn spens tyme wif Kitteh Daddy adn his ruum mayte adn his ruummayte haz beri funnee stawries sew I laffs untyls I cwies! Tehn I komes homes and grammyogg wuz styll up sew’s I tol her awl abowt it adn re-libs it agin. Tehn I goes to bedd adn leeps fur elebenty howrs!!! Wuz grate dai. Fankee fur asking!
ai ‘ m happytayl dat yu had a wunnermuss dai! haow iz KD?
*wispers* yu noe dere iz a cheezmeet in kanada dis summer, don’t yu? Plasticat and ai b dere…and Prysma and 4.5 and Leeza!
Yesh yesh yesh, end uv Joon! Iz gunna be WIN!!!
whare in kanada? i knot know about dis ? cud i has details kthabai
In Kingston, Untaryo.
Joon 27.
Leeza be bisiting 4.5K, an her fly partway an UK ‘n’ plasticat dribe her teh rest uv teh way tu heer, an we awl haz partee an Leeza go hoam wif 4.5K fur a few days.
Can emayo me fru mai blog if yu needing moar detayls.
okey dokey
ohai! just thawt I wud intodus maiself tu all uf u pepuls
Oh hai, ihasafish! Hao nice to meetcha! *holds up welkum banner*
pweeze mayk urself at hoam and feel free to commint.
*dansis in plays, luking awl impayshunt an ankshus*
Cumon, cumon, hurree hurree hurree!!!!
*rigglols awl ober*
PK, why u gots teh antz in ur pantz?
Coz UToob iz SLOOOOOOOOO abowt uploadin g an prosessing bideos, an ai haz teh gnu Eva bideos!!!!
A bunch uv Eva playing, an just when ai waz bowt tu put camra away, had a gest appeerins, an ai had teh camra still, an aifinkso parts be a lil dark but iz awl bisibul an ai reellee reellee reellee want yu guis tu see!!!!
*dans rigglol skwirm chek UToob fur teh elebentieth tiem*
Halp me owt heer, cheezpeeps, hao we maek UToob go fasterrer?
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Add flame dec… deek… stikkers?
Bai it sum enurjee drink?
Clap it in irns an thretin tu maek it walk teh planque?
D…
R u reddi fur sum noms, PK?
*giglol* Nawt if ai haz tu swim in tehm!!!
(Psst… fankies fur teh emayo wif teh sujjestions, ai always lyk heering what uvver peeps duz tu maek fings wurk.)
Ur welcoems!
It wuz nawt so eezee wif KO. He wuz reellee awl broozed up, adn cuddent stand up berri well.
He got bedder (adn bigger!!), tho!
Wayle, hur duz do teh swimmy feets wen hur iz feedin frum teh bottlol! LOL
Guies, wii iz havvin storms, so I gonna shut down foar a whiel. Nawt wanna fry teh lappytop!
Grayt Beeg Nom Nom Burd
needz 2 resstz. Naow iz t3h tyme
4 Kitteh Attakk!
Grayt Beeg Nom Nom Burd
2 hebbee 4 Kitteh 2
runz wiff. Willz eetz heer!
Flooffee Kitteh dreemz
ubz putteengz Grayt Beeg Nom Nom
Burd betweenz 2 bunz!
Jack.
Chikin sammich FTW!
my kittehs wuld luv a grayt beeg nom nom burd too.
well done, jak
kitteh: sew, deed eat hurt???
chikin: deed wat hurt?
kitteh: wen yew fell frum heaven?
no rilly
i do loves u
i not just thinks of u as
a peece uv meat
if ai maed teh alfabit, aid put u an i tewgedder
*Choir uv Hevnly angels singz abuv kitteh’s head*