They have come to either eat your
They have come to either eat your brains or sell you Amway. Both options are equally terrifying.
i wish dey wud sell me sum gyrl scout cookiez.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: AbbyNormal
no fanks, do not want plzkthnx
Hav come to sell u Amway, AND EET UR BRAYNZ!!
oh noesssssss
Yay! Skrag2112!! U gottid eh solo nawt sekkund!!!
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I bringz u deh chokklit martooneez and duz deh danz uf deh braynez eeterz..
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EEt deh braynez and hop!
Eet deh braynez adn skip!
Dans nom dans!!
Nom dans nom!!
Fanks. I’ve nev’r ben first before. Feels weird.
Ewe iz nebber teh F word ew iz Nawt Secund! or furvest frum last!
AI donut ‘membur seeink ewe bfur Iz ewe gnu? If sew Welcome tew cheezland@
Iz berry speshul tu b habbing ur nawt -sekkund nawt-sekkund!!!
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Welkum tu Cheezland!!
do not want plzkthnx
No want u tu eetz mah brayne. Try da neyber nex dur!
Mebbe tehy is Basemint Cat Witnesses?
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Cos Ai i in teh Gee ho var’s Witniss Protekshun Progrum.
Ohai kim!!!!! *pownse*
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Ohai prysma. *rolls rownd flor wib prysma in undig… undik.. unkittehlyke mannur, butt (sniker) orl in gud fun!*
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oar teh moarmuns……..!!!!
Hayr is tew long for moarmuns. Dn tehy not weerink tais.
heheheh… an u noe diz wiikenz iz dere konfrinz. heh.
Ai wuns meeted tew naise mens heer in doonedin (nnoziland) hoo wantid me. Waz vairy flatired until ai lurnt tehy jist wantid mai soel (blakkinid nd chard nd orl) – tehy waz teh moarmum mishinrees.
Merindz me ob a tv program wib Donny Osmond, in TTI. Wun ob teh selebritees in teh ordiens sed wehn seh waz teenkitteh shee wud get upsettid cos peeps wud korl Donny Osmond a moron. Shee waz twenny befoar she figgid out tehy waz sayink moarmun.
Kittehs not moarmons, tey be moarNoms.
ohai booklion – haow b yu?
ohai, UK. I haz an emeow to yu haff-written, but I haz been lazy tudai nd nawt finished anyfing. Haz teh snows al gone frum yr yard, or r yu getting moar this week?
wii gotted moer yesterdai, sum uf it melted tewdai, spozed tew get more awn Toosdai…
Mr. Tom Eliot spoke teh truf about April. “Cept here, we donut get teh lilacs until May…
mai toolips and crokuses and hyasynths iz comin up, and dey naow b cobered wif snoe….*sigh*
At leest teh snows won’t last long ennymoar.
When they was younger they was teh Presbiteteararounds.
When they yuses teh litterbox, are dey Episkopalians?
Episcoopaliens?
SKooping out teh aliens iz teh necessary rite.
Otterwise, teh sweetpea might haz to yodel dem away.
Tehy is catlicks, ob corse. Roaming Catliks.
snerk
Witch wun b deh ebil twin??
Both. Actually they are telepathically projecting “Want in” messages.
Neither. They is actually from a set of evil triplets. Third triplet has teh day off.
Berry smawl litter ub kittehs!
Teh litter also had another set of triplets and a set of quadruplets. STN
Ai sea, sew…. der wud beh… deckuplets?
Was u not paying teh attentions? It was 2 sets of triplets and a set of quadruplets. If’n it’ve been a set of… um… tentuplets, I woulda sayed so.
Sheesh.
wuz dey identikal or fraternul?
Yes.
iz deh tentupletz enneefing like deh puptentletz??
No, is moar like 2 penthouselets in a sublet in Charlotte.
As an Amway distributor, I still LOLed
sowwy tew disappoint ya fellas, butt ai dont want yew tew eet mai braynes todai. yew cum bak 2murrow. mayb yew kanz haff tehm tehn.
Nawt sekkund, tehy eet yur brayns. Tehn, when yu moar eezier pray, tehy sells yu amwai…
Oh guis, plz tu go luk at Eva’s blog!!! But fur teh luv uv cheezburgers, wair teh strongist purrtekshuns yu haz, an tehn borro sum moar!!!
Ai habing trubble holding mai brayns in!!!!!
Au sujjest watching teh lastist bideo nawt-sekkund… ai putted tehm in krono… chroni… in teh order tehy happind, but teh last wun, omcc, iz a lil dark, but it waz just az ai waz abowt tu put camra away an ai haz a happeh ai cotted it atawl!!!!
*gets teh nawt-sekkund aid kit reddy*
*cheks taht nine-elebentee be awn teh speed-dial*
OMCC PK! Dem bideos am da awesum and full ub win and major KYOOT!
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Lubs da “guest appearance”! Butt (hehehe) dats wun wai tew take kare ub da mylk onna paws.
whoo new, alla kneeded waz a milk baf fore Angel an Eva too becum da BFF.
*giglol* Angel gibbed her teh nawt-sekkund baf last nite befoar teh milks, but nawt had camra fur it, just hadda du wurds, pleh.
So glad that Angel is being Mommeh to liddul Eva. Angel will miss her when she goes to forevver hoam.
Ai gno… *sigh* Taht gibs me a sad. Iz hard tu du what bestist fur ebreewun.
Oh, well…I knows that Mammacats lotsa times r tired ov teh kittens when it is time fur them to go, and ebben headbat them away to wean them. But sins Angel not nursing Eva, she won’t get tired ov hur. Just make sure she iz there watching when Eva goes, so she noes she has gone to new hoam, and won’t looking for her.
PK, ai wuz laffin sew hard at teh milk baff that i woked up wun ob mai rezzidints! poor bebbeh Eva! poor Prysma-kitteh!
Wat an adorablol littol kitteh! Sew kyoot, sew splortablol…b bery, bery
cairful watching dis…use extra seshul proteksion.
eva iz teh most adorable kitteh ai haz eber seen!!! todai wuz teh nawt-sekkund tyme ai eber saw her, an ai immediatliee feel in luv wiff her!!! ai had tew huld on tew my CHRG berry, BERRY tightliee!!!
If yu goes tu teh UToob, mai bf Seanya haz awl teh bideos we’ve dun uv her sinse her waz teenee(er), wif hims commints (nawt alwayz ekzactlee lyk mine).
Iz, um, youtube.com/user/seannetherworld but add teh dubble-u’s. Ai haz a happeh yu enjoying! Mai brayn be in purrpetyual splortaje these daze!!!
Eva iz sew kyoot – and Angel iz SUCH a gud mommeh kitteh fur her! *behynd mii, a steedy chant uf “wantwantwantwant” frum Plasticat”
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Qwik, run awai frum da windowz an turn off da litez!
An watch owt foar crazee peeplols hollerin at yoo in teh Wally Whirled parkin lot!
yu nebber know whoo yu’ll run intu at da Wall E!
. thatz why i awlwayz dress fur suksess wen i go there.
I hoap Pookie iz insyde. Y’all gettin slammed wif teh storms?
Wii wuz, an I finkso anuthur rownd iz awn its way.
they awl obber now. wii gitted about 10 minutes. Pookie LUVS thunderstorms. Kannot keep him in wen wun is kuming. He sits awn da covered front porch an watches.
Sowwy, no branes in dis howse. I werk foar teh gub’mint, so wutebber branes I had iz lawng goned.
Ai shoeded da huzby Evaz trying too eatz frum da bowel. He fallded onna floor laufin
OMCC pk! Teh gnu Eva bideos awlmost killified me! Eben wif mai CHRG, extra ducky taype, and teh bebbeh Eva hedband wut kittyknitty gabe to me, I almoast splortifyed awl ober teh playce!
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Srsly, teh bideo wif Angel be teh sweetest and kyootest yet! Oh, and teh bowl ob milk wuz so funnee I lol’d so lowd mai kit came running to see.
Curree~uss Kittehz
nawtz Zawmbeez. Dayz juss smellz t3h
Grayt Beeg Nom Nom Burd!
Nawt Zawmbee Kittehz
prawmiss oanlee 2 dynez awn
Grayt Beeg Nm Nom Burd
Nawt Zawmbee Kittehz
no sellz Amway. Sope meenz baffz
andz baffz arz t3h ‘Pleh!’
Jack.
*claps floofy paws*
Wel dun az orlwaes Jack.
Nity nite cheezpeepz! RL calls an calls an callz again. Guess i shuld answer now.
‘Nite, 3km!
They nawt want mai brainz. Hour later they’d be hungry again.
They need to eat your Brain first to make u buy something from amway
Eff aye haz muh druthers, ah’d druther dey eatz mah branze.
Tru, but den u will hab no braynz tu sai !!NO!! tu teh Amway ppl!
BAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE IT
Maibee dis b Candygram & teh Western Union!!!
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duh da…..duh da…. duh da duh da duh da duh da………..
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*oooo, dots…*
PEEPING TOMS!! AHH! Put some clothes on
I realize that I’m the odd one out, since I’m speaking hoomin language. Just have to say that Amway is far more terrifying than having your brains eaten. My parents were in Amway when I was a kid, and it turning my father into one of those Christians who stores away food and carries a shotgun in preparation for the end times.
So glad I don’t remember much of that time.
Or dey can eet ur brain an then try 2 sell u stuff when ur stoopid enuff 2 buy it.
we see you,, dang woman put on some close.. hehehe