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Woot!! w00t!! a free-way ty!! Off tu deh tybooteek wif u, Maus, Anni adn Fleep!!! Deer b bobblol hedded eester bunneez adn chokklit cuvverd peepz!!! Adn awl sortz uv uzzer Eeester dee litez.
Peeps the marshmallow candy? Or
our friends covered in chocolate. On second thought, that might be fun… 
Get yer mind outta teh gudder…..
And I promise not to eat the ears first…
LOL!!! I mented deh candyz….. didn’t think uv kuvering deh Cheezpeepz wif choklit…. tho I hink most uv dem wud not b appozed tu jumping intu a vat uv chokklit!!
♫♫ Oh, I fell into a vat uv choklit… ♫♫
Wuz u onna tirp 2 teh Hershee Prak? hee hee
It wuz a song, long tiem agow. Kingston Trio, aifinkso.
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Guy sez he yelled “fyre” wen he fell into teh choklit — becuz no wun wood has be listening if he yelled, “choklit!”
Oops, ai dun did it agin, aifinkso. Sry fur aktin like teh skool teecher ai used to wuz.
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*blushy face*
I rememberz dat song.
it’z being teh late afternoon here where ai am … so maybe we can stawp at the pi shop for a cawfee and a big slice of applol pie wif fronsh banilla ai scream onna top.
*wonders why he’s suddenly hungry after typing this*
Watcha doin in TTI?
An ware in TTI?
izzit a sekkrit misshun? aer you Ian Cognito mode? can you tell us adn not hafto killus afterward? duz it…
“Voice over: We have secretly replaced sweetpea’s de caf blend with a fog lifting blend of speshully chosen beans with extra caffeine”
well, let me just say this …
“this”
no no no. that’s nawt wut ai ment.
let me just say that wen ai looks in my pocketses, the munnies have picshurs ob imaginary bildings awn them.
Gee… thanks… that narrows it down. TO ALL OF EUROPE! Sheesh…
well, we elimated over 85% of teh continets. jah.
If teh bildings r ‘maginary, duz that meen yu r in Atlantis? Or haz yu discovvered the Lost Continent of Mu? Or Shambhala? Belovodye? Olmolungring?
Erewhon? Ecalpon?
Mu losted an otter continent? Again? uh-oh.
Iz nawt losted if yu founded it…
I didn’t no otters haz their own continent.
Teh fabyulous Mustelid continent…
R yu at a mustelid conferens?
imaginaree bildings…
*pondurrrs*
Deep Space 9 aifinkso
It’s dere in teh myoozik
needz more cowbell
GMO!!! daed si luap
Coo Coo Ca Choo…
“paul wuzzn’t the lolrus … ai wuz the lolrus … “
LOL!!!! I wuz just finking that.
duz yew remember that … ai finkso wuz national lampoon ray-dio hour. yep. in teh old days.
hO !!!zeon
!enog zi sdufihsug iam lwA !CCMO
enim eb lliw uoy
So, ifn u lissen to countree myoosik, do u get ur car bak, ur job bak, ur dog bak, ur wife comes hoam, etc.?
Message sez…”U will gibs me premium gushiefuds nao….”
Ryte yu ar, eeckthecat! Nuthin butt (!!!) PREMEYUM wil doo (!!)! fur Skratch Wiz.
Noes…iz “Yew will gibs meh AWL UR gushifuds nao!”
Hello,Taya bebbeh !!
** snorgles teh Taya **
Hai *snorgles*
Ded luftaerg het wet znezzil mih
!HSEY
Teh walolrus wuz Pawl. He hadda bukikit.
Hey Bird! I was traveling down US29 on Saturday. I threw some peanuts your way when we passed through Culpepper. Did you get any?
U wus onn 29? Lyke in Mareeland?
Like in Virginny. Went to Lynchburger to see Maus Daughter in the opera.
Well iffin u iz ebber onn 29, tween Balteemoar an Warshington. U letz Tribble no!
My oldest daughter lives in Glen Burnie, and my son-in-law’s parents live in the vicinty of (I think) Dayton. We’re up-and-down I-95 almost every weekend in the fall heading to Virginia.
Den wii HAZ tu haz a cheezmeet. Dayton not tu far. An 95 not tu far.
Wii can pik a playze rite off uff 95. Wii can plan a cheezmeet in teh fawl fur ebrrewun dat wantz tu come.
Actually, it’s Glenwood (I had to look it up). But that’s basically the same area. Let’s see how my daugter’s field hockey schedule turns out, and maybe we can arrange a Meet.
Yu wuz close to C’ville, den, too!
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Go ‘Hoos!
Maus! Yu shudda comed to bisit! The parrothed abode is bowt 20 minutes east ov Culpepper at Rt. 3! Yu were awn yur wai tu Lynchburg, oar jist mee-ann-durin? Hao iz Mrs. Maus’ bionic ear?
Fanks fur teh nutz! Ai wuz wunnerin wy dey were pistacheeeoz, doh. Yu tryn tu purzin me?
*teh winged kittun snorgles wif her fellow winged friend*
Ohai Taya! **snorgles bakk**
Hai birdee fren!
Hao iz yu, Taya, Ai nawt seed yu in a lotta whyles!
Ai iz gud! Ai has bin bizzee laetlee.
We wuz inna hurry to get to Lynchburg to see Maus Daughter in the opera. Mrs. Maus’ bionic ear is great! She spent most of Friday evening and Saturday with this funny look on her face, and every now and then she would say “Wow…” or “Cool…”. We could actually converse in the car at normal volume.
Iz gud fing dat seh nao hab ‘Coke leer im plant’ Yesh!
Actually taya, she got a BAHA, which is a special hearing aid implanted in the mastoid bone.
eever way seh can heer gud nao! *nods*
Wutta fee-attrikkle famblee yu hab! Conga ratz tu yu, awn Maus Daughter inna opera an awn Mrs. Maus gettin hur bionic eer! Nao yu beddur watsh wut yu say!
Du yu ebber s-t-r-e-t-c-h yur trip an du innee ov the winerie tourz owt dat wai? Dere’s a fyew gud winerees along an right off ov Rt. 29.
Maus is marreed to teh Biyonic Wumman; hao wunnerful! Duz that mayk heem teh Six Millyun Dollar Maus?
Meh fink dat Ebil Maus wud liek dat!
ai wuz lurkin a liddlol, butt (hehe) did yu sai dis wuzza kollidge production or a local actin troupe she’s in?
It was “Opera on the James”, which is Lynchburg’s resident opera company. The choral director is the chair of vocal music at Lynchburg College, and he usually casts members of his Chambers Singers in the chorus.
We want to do that sometime, but it’s a really long drive to begin with (300 miles). I guess we need to do it soon, though. Maus Daughter graduates next year.
Duz the volume knob go to 11?
Hoo tuched teh volume knob!? Haz it always bin this lowd?
Dark side of teh mewn…
oar wus it Hayway tu Hell???
Teh mezzagez tel meh tew dew fings…
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sgnif libe
Himz listenin tu stairwai tu heven?!
or knocking on heaven’s door?
!elgnuj eht ot emocleW
scratching on heaven’s door, maybe. To go owt. Tehn to get bak in too sekkunds later. An tehn owt agin…
maybee lissnin tew tseirP saduJ
DJ kitteh is ready fur parteh
himz gud at teh skrachin
Whoo hoo! Par-tay! Ohai two-kittehs!
ohai Tribble!
DJ kitteh welcomes U to deh dark side
we has deh best noms and drinkies
enjoi!
Coem tew teh drk sied wii has cookeez!
yesh dubble choclit chip cookies
dey is delishus
o yesh dey ish gud! Wii noez yew wants dem!
*runs ober to dark side*
cookies?
Gamma iz heer! Yay! Ai has misseded yew! *scramble scramble schmoo snorglol purrrrrr*
*snorgles* where yew been taya? ai has had a seer-e-us case of RL/pleh werk
saem heer meh has not bin a bull tew coem heer awf tin. Butt (hehe) ai iz heer nao!
Here gamma cat, deh most delishus cookies U has eber
eaten freshly baked in deh Hell’s kitchen
** leaves freshly baked cookies wid choclaty gudness
on deh counter**
nomnomnomnomnomonom!
FangQ! shure, I’ll sign dis paper giving awai mai soul!
nomnomnomnomnomonom!
o gud! dat wai Gamma will neber leev meh! <3
Welcome tu teh Hotel Californnea, u can entur enney tyme u lykes, butt u can nebber leaves.
♫ mirrorz onna ceiling an pink champayne onn ize ♫
Drat, now eye haz dat song, stuk inn mye heed.
Ohai,Tribble…..ai has herd dat the Star Trek Eggsperience iz comin bak to Lost Wages.
Will be downtown sumwheres,I guess.
Ai iz goin bak to Lost Wages on teh 26th uv dis month(YAAAYYYY!)
Ai will haz to do moar investigating…
Lost Wages!
brillyant eeck!
Sirisuly?!!! Oh boi, oh boi, oh boi! Eye wuz kinda hopin dat dey wood bring it tu Lantic Citee, but eye will tayke ennefink eye can git!
Tanks Eeck fur dat informitive bit uff informashun!
Ack! Eeeaaarrr-Wuuuurrrrmmmm!
Sorri Johnny. U needs ur spechul CHRG w/earwurm ear flaps ™
Moonshadow by Cat Stevens
Its the Platter-puss, hold the duck bill
gud wun RD!!
Cheeeeeezburger…. give ur kitteh cheeeezburger….
Mebbe itz . . . Back in Black, by AC/BC (Basement Cat).
Or mebbe . . . Paynt It Black, teh Lolling Stones.
@@@@@! gremlin
Itz yor DJ BC heer on a Caturday Nite, spinnin yoo sum dark toonz . . .
♫ Pleezed to meetchoo, hope yew gess mai name ♫
♫ But wut’s puzzlin yew is teh nachur ob mai game ♫
Whut no Alice Cooper?
♫ No moar mister nyce cat….
Ohai Chessie!
Wen ai wuz a teen kit, ai wurked in a peetsa place. Wen we closed up, ai had tew kleen. Teh best mewsic for cleening up wuz Alice Cooper’s “Welcome to My Nightmare” album. Got me movin fast!
I’d luv to find a copi of “The Nightmare Returns” on dvd just so’s I can drools over that young bass player Cooper had…(who still isn’t bad lookin’…)
Yew kin buy it on Amazon.com, ai saw it for twelbe munnies!
nees munnies first…
(unemployment stinx!)
Pleh tew unimploymint!
Sawry {{{Chessie}}}
ewe iz Rite wif dat Chessie. Ai haz been owt of werk forebber it seams(seben munfs ) unemployment here in Orygun iz 11 % makes it sort ov hard tew find work. I can tek-nik-klee retire Because ov mai age, but the benefits are Nawt that gud yet…
“…..Oh here’s to my sweet Satan.”
MegaLOLZz
BasementCaht iz no matchhh agunst teh wunderfall CEILING CAT
Teh time wiw cum wen defeets deh eevil minions