Why, yes, my hooman is single.
Why, yes, my hooman is single. How did you guess?
our hoominz shud git together.
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jest curios
Tchotchkes!
*poders*
*serches memorex banks fr data*
*luks puzzloled*
crunchy Polish pastreez fur kittehz?
Yiddish for knickknacks or trinkets…
I knew dat, ms 0spockn’s knowledge is scotty, erm, spotty, sometimes knowink odd trivia from hyuman “cibilizashuns” adn at otter times, clooless.
…duz curios iteas kill da kats???
oh nooooooooooes they’re be hine you, kitteh!!
cheezes twice, itz a lotta curoios!!!1 get in da kabnet!!
Ai doan’t wanna fink abowt teh dustin….
hoomin will stae single a longs longs tiem 2…
Dat’s a gud ting
let sleepin dust lie… nebber tales da troof, anyway.
Dust ownlee showz wen sum sillee *$£”@ goez an moobz sumfin!
GMTA, annipuss, GMTA…
except dat i think in $, not £. too hard to doo da maf.
adn i nebber fink wif cents.
*faispaw*
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Sum how, i shudda guessed dat.
*Danse danse danse*
Has nice swimp in a puff pastry tew celbrate, Mary?
ohhhhh fangs! is purrfect; how thotty 0 you!
*NOM*
i be gettin reddy to go out n doo 0 fish awl gubmint werks… i likes da job muchlee, but der be *someone* in da chane 0 commadn dat be mad azza hattah…jest sayin…
hope tehy comes to therr census soon sweetpea!!
*facepaw*
or would that be “flowerleaf” for you!
Hai – ai sented yoo a commint but WP eeted it.
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Mai fawlt! Ai ar still “Out West” an had to sine in – an misspelt mai nayme.
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Iz there a CON-census abowt the mad hattah pursron??
JANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 wheeeeeeeee, i bin misting you!!!
*tendirls wrap Janet in big tight hug adn won’t letter go*
whale, spektrumz 0 comments in my non sigh in tea fik poll range frum toad ally incompetent but harmless to toad ally incompetent and skerry. i am mostly trying to chews da “avoid at awl costs” opshun, win abailabulls.
Oh, an ai haz bin missing yoo too – moar tahn yoo can PAWssibee imagine!
*hugs tendrilz an holds tehn reelee tite*
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Ai hav known mennee reelee gud peeple in guvmint werks (cweenmj wuz wun, too!!) – but sum ar reeelee skeeree, it iz troo – an tehy tend to bee teh wuns wif teh powah. Becuz taht iz waht they ar intrested in – insted ov teh werk itseelf – so tehy don’t much care waht job tehy hav, az long az it leeds to moar powah.
Izint taht a rekwiremint fur guvmint jobs wif reel othortee?
sadly, ifinkso
No, no!!! Ai had a guvmint job. . .
but ai’m nawt shure about teh “reel othorotee,” cum to think ov it.
Ohai JCH4K aer u bakk wiv us?
Nawt kwite! Ai fly bak frum Albuquerque tomorrow ebening. No wun iz up yet heer – but me – so ai thot ai wud pop in kwiklee an say “OHAI!”
Well… Ohai! I got to see Don Giovanni yesterday in Virginia. My daughter was in the chorus. Pretty good production.
An a purrrrrsonal “ohai!” to yoo, too!
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Ware in Virginia wuzzit??? An teh companee??? Ai haz moar cuios tan the cabinet! Did tehy doo it in teh rite taim period?
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Ai laik Don Giovanni a lot. “Donna Anna” wuz teh laszt roll ai sang at UofM befoar leafing fur Yurp. Lots ov reelee prittee mews ik.
In Lynchburg. The company is “Opera on the James”. It’s a new compnay (4 years old) that’s wants to expand to a “regional” scope. It was staged in the correct time period. The leads were all good, but the performance of Leporello was especially notable.
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You sang Donna Anna? I has an impressed as heck!
Ai TOLE yoo ai wuz an oprah singur! Waht did yoo think ai ment??
Him finked mebbe yu singed teh songs awn teh Oprah sho?
Yabbut now I has a frame of reference. That’s a damn challenging part vocally, and acting too! I bow to you, madam!
Ai think teh regional companeez heer in teh States ar just GRATE.
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We were wawking in downtown Albuquerque last week – an Gayle mai frend – said – luk ober there – teh KiMo theatre. VERREE byootiful theatur – dun compleetelee in Southwest stile. An there – awn teh markee – wuz “Lucia di Lammermoor.!!” Opening taht verree nite.
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So ai sed – letz see if teh can haz tikkets. An tehy did – an we went. An it wuz reelee reelee gud. A luvlee purrudkshun – grate costyooms an liting an clever unit set – an teh singing an akting wuz moar tahn akkseptabul – an we awl craied at teh end!!! Wich meens they did it rite!!!
I don’t know how typical this is, but Donna Elvira was portrayed as about 7 months pregnant. It really helped remind you about her plight.
NAWT typikal at awl!!!! Ai neber saw it dun.
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Yoo can indeed see hao she mite be teh mad!!!
Got to go. Ai heer teh cawffee grinder in teh kichen!
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O Bai, awl. *sniff* It haz bin teh fun an ai doo miss yoo awl sooooooo much!!!!
you’re going to fly back from Albyouqwerky? boy, will your arms be teh tired!!
*ba boom*
LOL! yoo had me laffing so har ai cudn’t think ov a propurr response!
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Akshullee, ai think ai’ll just sit there an let Southwest Air do
teh flying.
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Ai won’t hav taim to bee teh tyred!!! Ai still haben eben started awn mai speech fur Heidelberg!
Mai fayvrut joak haz “Albuquerque” fur teh punchlyne. Jus sayin.
Clappity, clappity, clappity CLAP!!!!
Maybe eben beddur tahn “repaint!!”
OhMyCat!!! A biggur Pokemon freekiee tahn R meowm!
but she IS mine, anyways
and I am cyooter than all those fings….
rite?
RITE???
Abasolutly!!
*offurs a nice swimpy puff pastry*
but nawt too bidi to pet teh kitteh
cuz dat is wun preddi kitteh!
Abbysinian, aifinkso… ai lubs taht coppery-bronzy-silkee luk tehy gots.
just a lucky guess, cutie pie
Tey toiz mite be a kloo, Ai spoze
dems noe tois… dems inbestmints!
*hieds own tois in da saef*
sumdae sumbunneh will pais mucho monetas fur dem on ebay *phhhpppt*
U shood see hiz Star Trek collekshun!
*snerk* adn da Christmas ornamintz from da Entrepirze serieez.
(no joke, i haz 2)
whoa, i just googull’d dat, sent me to da eeeeeb ayes, adn one dat luks like mine be werf 85-475 munnies. hunh. i gotta check dat oot!
wundre if kitteh teef marx will de valyue eat…
U haz tew uff teh originul Ennerpryze!? WOW! Eye didn’t c dem teh not second yeer dey cayme owt, sew eye didn’t git wun. Butt eye haz awl teh rest! Wii haz an Star Trek tree!
I have the original Orion shuttlecraft ornament. Not quite as rare as some of the others, but cool anyway…
Did u c teh Tribble orneement diz Crizmaz? Eye wuz gonna bye two, butt eye cood onlee git wun. Teh storez doant carree enuff uff dem round heer.
Didn’t see that. We did 90%+ of our shopping on-line this year, ’cause we hates going to the mall and stuff.
Ai dint see tehm either.
Ai thhink ai wud hav luved to hav had wun!
It wuz Kirk standin inna pyle uff tribbles under teh door, ann teh tribbles fawl onn himm! Iz teh phunnie!
Awwwwww. . .nao ai want wun eben moar!!
I has teh shuttlecraft wun where Spock is talkin sayin, “Shuttlecraft to Enterprise” and all dat. The boi makes him say it ober and ober. Nawt so great, ackually!
Awl does Pokeemon ™ , ann onlee wun Pokeebawl ™ ?
is nawt hard 2 catch dem wib menneh bawls… da reel masturs catchem awl wif jes one!
(aid liek 2 sees da sploshun aftur da 5th oar so *gigglol*)
Eye hazzen’t wachted teh show in a whyle. Mye sunz r teenagerz now.
Den eech Pokeemon hadd it’s own bawl. But dere wuz a tyme wen eye cood nayme dem awl! An eye still sing teh Jiggly Puff sawng sum tymez.
ai oftin heers dat frum peepz hu had chillren dat watched dis… dem keeps da muzik in miedn beddur dan da kids… (but u cin mbarass da kids wunnerfulleh wen singing dis 2 dems fwiedns adn statin et is dems faberite muzik)
What is that a pokemon collection?
eh never mind. ^^^that guys^^^ said pokemon a few seconds before i asked what the collection was
Dat’s ohkay Testler! U knew heer? Glad tu c u!
Eye izza gurl. Menni uff uz lykez Star Trek!
Ai a gurl
Ai lyk Star Trek
I r a grrl too!
Capt Picard… I can has???
LOL!! Ai ar a grrrl too – an ai laik Star Trek. Akshoolee, just about ebreewun heer duz – eggs cept fur LCB, ov corse. But wee luv hur deerlee eneway!
*GASP*
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LCB duz not leik Star Trek???
*ponders an innervenshun*
Yoo dint KNOW???
Itz troo. It iz teh stranje. She iz so abaoslootelee fabuloloso an wunnderful an awl gud things. . .an yet. . .
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Ai’m nawt shur she duzznt laik it. . .she just izn’t “into it.” Nawt laik teh rest ov us, hoo kan prakticallee kwote awl teh dia logue.
*wavez ohai tu Janet frum deh eest.
OHAI!
Ai waved to yoo urlier frum teh South West – but itz nawt heer!!!
So ai will wave again!
*waves frum teh SouthWest!!*
It b so gud tu seeing deh floofy pawz waving!!
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I hopez u haz a gud flite home! Wii b going tu hitting deh roade agin dis weeeek weeek weeek!! hopez tu making it tu MinneeSnowDaze bai Friydeg. Hoapfullly, dey won’t b habbing snow daze wyle wii b dere.
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And I haz a egg sited — will b habbing a Cheezmeet wif Bom_Momme!! in DezMoynz on ower way norf!! happee dans, happeedans!
u noe… da true wonner is… dem figgurs still bes stanning niecleh inna row… ai fink dis mus be da b-4 piccshur… aid liek 2 see da piccshur aftur da kitteh wus aloen wif dis niec rack fur jes 3 sekkunds…
*snerk* Iz berry troo, taht!
stachoo-hockey!!!
ahh… adn da fun fur da hommin feetz wen u comes bak inno da room adn awl ob dem bees peekin in ur soels…
hai… u habs a gnu abatar!
*skweeeee* ai jes lookdid at eva… hers sooo kyoot… eben wif milk in her faec! awwweeee…
Haz a caerful, siobhan!!! Tehre be teh menny splorts an uvver brayn injrees cauzed bai kuking at Eva wif no purrtekshuns (her be anti-medusa, meltifai insted uv pertifai?)!!!!!
er… Luking at… no kuking Eva-bebbeh, wif oar wifowt milks!
*giglol* ai wudz nebber kuk eva… eben do her bes berry sweet ^^
ai ulwis weers da speshul protekkshun wen ai does da klickie awn yer link… sumtiems eben da tekst is enuff fur bees splortilichus… da wai u is rytin is jes gweat
yep. is a new wun. if you click on my bloo name, yew can sees teh bigger versions (in the lols section). “phillipe d’beaker — the early years”
well, that didunt werk right (stoopy WP). wuz spozed to go under Siobhan’s comment awn my new abatar. Neber mind. Nuffing to see here. Move along …
ai klickded et any-wai… so mr. d’Beaker is germun? or is him jes a innernashunal most wantid model fur chemiclols?
what breed of cat is that? I really like it.
*points up tu erlier commint*
Abyssinian.
Ohai cheezers,
Day ladee needs some spise, she alweddy gotz salts & peppehs. I type did on iphone & screens be tinee. But LOL, it loads faster than mai WK puter. Dey put blwock on wkputer, I noes can see cheez frends dere. I goes nowB4 I goes bwind frum scween so smawl. HUGS 2 mai peeps.
wut? das mobbink!
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OMCC.
I have to share this:
http: // video.yahoo.com/network/100000086?v=4700664&l=100000085
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just take owt the spaces.
and luk at the title of teh song!
nomnomnomnomnom!
LOL!!
I saw this, IIRC, on CuteOverload a couple of weeks ago. Very silly, but very cute!
it was on teh Yahoo mane page earlier.
I don’t ushully watch stuff liek this, but teh name caught my attenshuns!
NOM NOM NOM….
Gud moarning, cheezypeeps!
Iz COLD heer dis moarnin! I did NAWT authoryze it, eethur.
Iz wet an gray an jenrallee ikkee heer, an ai nawt othoryze taht.
Whu we complayn tu bowt teh unothrized wevvers?
U iz in charge uv deh wevverz?? kud u send warmz tu deh norflandz??
An maybee sunm warm to Albuquerque? Teh applol treez ar blooming, but ai haz to ware this stoopee swetshurt tant ai haet but itz teh awnlee reelee warm thing ai browted wif mee!!
Kitteh catched dem all!! Pokemon!
LOL
Iz 40 year old virgin?
FTW!!
Hoomin iz Poke INSAYNE! Him haz elebenty hunnerd Poke fingz. Him needz seereeus halpz. >_<
iz tinkin’ of noming on one of dem to see what kinda flavr dey haves
Dey hassa PLAZTIK flavr
Pokemon! Owner sure haz catched em all. Thats a big collection, i wonder how many pokemon he have in the games O_O
493 if I’m correct… and using Wikipedia…
Google, yes.
Wikipedia, not so much.
I think Kevz was talking about the person that owns that collection in the pic XD
Hey…nawt awl us singlol peeps are THAT crazee…..
Reely…..
** hides collection of kitteh figurines **
*hides collekshun of tee pots*
*hides collection of Marvel figures*
*hides collekshun ov 2000AD comix*
Ohai,Janet !!
Did u get sum uv dis pleh snow ??
In Meeshegun??? Ai dont know – ai ar still in teh Albuquerque – but we DID drive frum Palm Springs in teh Cauli Flouriea to heer in a blizzard fur moar tahn 80 myols. And tehn a dust storm. An tehn hai wins wif lotz ov litning!! An big trukx (thank gudness awn teh ODDER side ov the rode!!) jak naifed akross teh rodes.
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Moast eggsiting trip!!
Ahhh…did nawt know u wuz still owt uv town.
At leest we duzzint get dust storms heer !!
I kin life wifowt dat kind uv egg sitementz. Huzbin sez “dat sowndz like a lot uv fun!” him haz hiz sar castic on tuday.
*hides collections of magazines kids should never read, let alone look at*
*hides kollekshun of beanie behbeh annymals*
*wayves ohai to J4K, hoom we haz mist dredfully*
OHAI deer sip gremlin! Ai haz mist yoo TOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*throws orinj paws arownd J4K; gives her a BEEG hug!*
*hides collekshun uv kittehs*
*hides collekshun uv kittehs agen*
Hm. Self-hiding onlee, ai gess.
Noe way!!! Dat dus eet, yu r teh AWSUM Ladee Janet, 2000AD? KEWL!!!
Judge Dredd FTW
*would hide collekshun ov teapots if thair wuz ennyplace to hide them*
*hides collection of fantasy fiction books by Salvatore, Eddings, Tolkien, and Jordan, etc. flips all unicorn, dragon and wizard pix to show modern art… whistles innocently*
*Duz hide collekshun ov wine bodduls wif kitteh or big cat labels*
LOL!!! ai nebber reelee thot ai wuz kollekting enething – but ai seems to hav LOTZ ov sum things. . . .
** Fynds booklions bodduls to see iffin any wine is left **
*sends eeck her bery own boddul ov Cheapskate wine wif a pikshoor of a lion onna skateboard on teh label*
Ohai, booklion. Duz yoo has bottlols frum Hazlitt Vineyards in yor kollekshun? Theyr red cat and whyt cat labels is full of win! (They is on teh eest shor of Seneca Layke summat north of Watkins Glen.)
Theyr Web site sez teh red cat wuz naymed after teh red catawba that they broowed in a hot tub, lol!
Nyce pikshor on teh site of a person in a red soot holding a verreh kalm tabbeh! To see it klik on Red Cat Story on teh tawp menu of theyr Web site.
Ohai, gremlin! Yeah, so menny good cat labels, like the Knapp Cat Knapp labels. Teh labels cyute, but teh wine too sweet, so I hazzn’t gotten enny. But luk at teh labels…wun luks a liddle like yr Gremlin.
*Fine wine bottles but there all empty*… *Sigh*
Dat iz a beeyutious kitteh.
You do know that there are about 500 Pokémon toys behind that cat… but not all visible.
does anyone happen to know what kind of cat this is?!
i want one!!
Where’d you get all that awesome Pokemon Stuff?
pokemans FTW
I IS POKEMON
*throws a pokebawl at y00* omg, it’z a new one :O gotta have eet
sadly, I can name all of those pokemanz
but I’m just a teenager
MY POKEMANS
LET ME SHOW YOU THEM
Sorry for the double post. :/
But, what’s even weirder about this is that those figurines look like they’re in National Pokedex order. Those who have played Pokemon will know what I’m talking about. Look closely, and you’ll see it.
*Gasp* I sees it! da person reely does need a date if dey hads enuff tiem to luk up awl da pokedex nummers.
I haet to tell thiz 2 u cheezburger peeplz… girl who kitty ownz has bf. n also many more pokeymanz than thiz
n yes she has evry kidz figger for evry pkmn in order (over 500!)
preety normal at pkmncollectors comm
She has them all, she calls it her Kids figure Pokedex. :3
They are actually. ;D I know the person who owns the cat (and collection), they have all 492 (since the 493rd one hasn’t been officially announced) Pokemon in figure form arranged in National Pokedex order.
They are. If it was seen from the top, it would be from Bulbasaur to Shaymin.
Dat’s a lawt uf pokemans. Howd dis person git shaymin nd darkrai?
das teh kewlest colecshun of poke toys evah i envuh u
das teh kewlest colecshun of poke toys evah i envuh u
yay! pokemon! oh…thats what’s holding me back…
Will someone please tell me the name of that breed?
Abyssinian.
I want the Pokemon collection! JEALOUSY
….i want that collection
Whut if teh pokeyman belong 2 tey’r kidz?
aktually i no her n she haz boifriend
also kitty
kitty moar important
ai thot tehy were weird assault & pepper shakers!
mai stupie…let me show u it.
the thing im guessing is that they arranged them all by numerical order
o.m.g.
there’re even in the correct order!!!
*faints*
I want that pokimanz
R yu shoor? Ai seez onli wun kitteh.
Needs moar mudkips.
So… where dem mudkipz at?
I has a bf and a pokemown figurinez collecshun. not taht big tho. (and he doesn’t know XD but he does know I’z still a poke-maniak)
o, wate, I did tell him abowt eet XD
Wat iv one falls!?!D: por kitteh gonna gets squishted!Oh noez!
WOW!! That’s a lot of Pokemon!!! I love it!!! (They’re all new season, though :\)
Whare Charizard and meganium
He has pokemans. that’s why.
I’s wans pokeemawn cabnet
Sooo…I heard u leik every kind ov pkmn there is….me 2! I specifically liek charikips, pikasaurs and mew3. dey are coolest.
Hooman stay singul long tiem cauz gurlz r jelus of his pokemanz! i shur am.
heehee…
I don tink dat da nu pokymanz are any gud. dey luk stoopid nao.
OMG… Wow. Those aren’t just on a shelf in any random order… they are numerically placed based on the Pokedex… wow… I knew that and I didn’t even feel like a bigger nerd than him.
i love this lol.
go pokemon =D
lol i see minus&plus in there. xD
WOW WOW WOW HOLY COW thats a lot of Pokemon! IM VERY JEALOUS! My Dad has a DSi, I’m getting Pokemon Platinum for my Birthday, I just saw Giratina And The Sky Warrior Yesterday, and hardly have any Pokemon figures so total jealously about those figures.
mai pokemanz, I shows u dem.
i feel sad i can identify almost all the Pokemon that are up there with out any issues the only ones that might have given me problems i can’t see clearly enough to guess them (dimond and pearl. i am to poor for a ds)
what kind of cat is that??
I wants one.
The fact they have figurines of every known Pokemon in National Dex order is a hint.
I want that collection so badly.
yesh , thas hao much i luvs pokezmanz.Yesh , yesh…
Uz gots sum pokemanz. Can I has?
OMG!
You have the entire pokedex of action figures!
As a lolcat would say,
WANT