I just don’t like the look of that boy across the street, Mary.
I just don’t like the look of that boy across the street, Mary.
we shud keep an xtra eye on him.
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U daon’t need dat sort uv gye
conga ratz, annipuss — luks laik *faive*-whey brayde!
Thx cc, less go an see wats nyoo in teh tye booteek.
oooo luk – tehy has teh shugger aigs wif widdel mini replikas ob bebbeh Eva an flours inside, wif teh edible grass in onner ob eester!
Soooo… -splort inna egg! Hao berry convenient!
ooohhh! bebbeh eva! bebbeh eva! bebbeh eva! *want*!!!
.
*must. put. on. protection. NOW!*
Sooo…. ai shud nawt tell yu her is todduling arown awn teh bed in frunt uv me ryte nao, huh? Complayning coz ai wud nawt let her haz awl-her-can-eet milk (her can eet until her kerspload!) an purring at teh saym tiem an jenrallee eksploaring?
Yu guis nawt gunna beeleev hao much bedder her getting at walking (if straight lyne an nawt tu fast *giglol*) oar hao much moar her carrees hed up hai an luks arown!
Ai typing awn netbook, which sitting awn bed, at her level, an her watching me type wif grate fassinayshuns.
oh, hao kyoooooot!!!1!!11!!
*holds down CHRG BERRY tightly!!!*
*offurs Kat a roll uv dukkytaype, dayglo green*
Heer, ai bai tihs in bulk laytlee, an always keeping a cupple rolls in reech.
Ai dunno what condishun mai brayns are gunna be in aftur anuvver six weeks!!!
yersh! letz! ai wanteing teh pritteh cullured aigz adn a basskit foar tu carrifying dem. wif teh ribbunz awn it. lotsa ribbunz… (ooh, dotz!) waht ar yu waneting?
Ai givz him teh evuhl ai. An mebbe hii wil goez awai.
haz teh scruffy!
Hii liks teh suspishus!!!!
Ahem… “luks” suspishus……
Woohoo!!! 4-wai tye!!!!! Nys!
Ooh, sawree, 5-wai!!!!! Eben beta!!!!!!
heh heh
ai b tryin to figger owt “he likes suspishus”
or “he licks suspishus”
heh heh
ai b tryin to figger owt “he likes suspishus”
or “he licks suspishus”
hm, ai appeers tew be stutterin
stoopee weird press
Iz okai, hapins tu teh best ob us!
Ai madid an oops – in mai haist tu b nawt sekund, ai sayd “liks” isted ob “luks”.
So, hii luks teh suspishus!!!
WP haz hiccups!
He luk stoopy.
um..yoo tawkin to me, kitteh?
5 wai braid!
ai brings sum devilled aigs an fresh skweezed orinj joos
ana wun too free kikk
step step step kikk
ooooh fankiez, m2! iz teh nomz wif teh win adn awsum! ai has a hongree, adn a furstee.
(takes an egg or free)
plz tew nawt notiss mai devilled aigs are slightlee pinkish an blooish an greeinsh – iz frum aig die.
slurp slurp chew chew
yoo be welcum, calicocoa
Ai haz cawfee an cookies (iz elebenziez tiem heer!)
Oooh, ai can neba sai “noe” tu kofi!!
*pours hursef a cuppa, wif sugir adn milk*
Fangs u annipuss!!
*asso tryes a cookee*
Oh nummy! Did u baek teh cookees usef? Dey b delish!!!
oooh fankiez, annipuss!!! mi fayvrit cookiez!
Fangs u mugglemary, iz beli sweet ob u! Konga rats adn shoe laysis on teh nawt sekund!
*takes an aig, throes sum sawt onnit adn munchis awai*
*halps hursef tu sum orinj joos*
Iz nummy, fangs!
Mary, bringz mah shotgunne!!!
Naw, shotgunns r WAI tu noizee!!! Heer, try dis pistol wif teh silunsir – hii’ll neba here et cumin!!
(Hai AC! Hao u doin?)
Ohai FluffyB! One moar hower beefour ai goe hoam, soe, nawt tuu bad. Hows Cape Town today?
Sunnee blu skyes wif tufts ob cloudz hangin round. Kinda warm, but asso a krisp culnis ina ayr. Dats hao et iz in Durbanville, aniihoo!
Ur wurkin tudai tu?
O ya! -pleh!- aiz goin hoam nao, (2:50p.m. an den ai hav tu wurk agin frum 5p.m. tu 8p.m. (dubble PLEH!)
Ai iz asso goin hoam in aboot 15min (iz 13:45 heer nao). Iz bad tu b wurkin onna weekend!! Ur rite – PLEH!!!!!
Aniihoo, taek cair! Ai hopps u hazza gud week!!! 
*lurks up 2 mugglemary*
uhmm… scooose me africat… ai doan fink her will does dat.
*lowks rownd s’pichousleh* adn ai bees suar u habs da moar inbentibe wais fur such pleh guisis… doan u? liek…
axin him 2 slays da t-r-o-l-l owtsied ob cheezladn dat ulwais is inbading
blessink him wib menneh kyoot kitthes so he nebber will recubberate
clooink him in ur speshul abilolty in da cat-rate so him runs wib fear
d…
we r undr attak!
sigh
ai haz to go finnish mai floors
ai mite be bakk littel later
An Ai haz 2 go owt. TTFN.
iffn u lieks finishing da floars so much u ebben leebs da cheezladn for et… ai will allows u 2 finish myne 2es
{{{mugglemary}}}
{{{siobhan}}}
U changid ur pikkie! Luks teh purtee adn kyoot!!
yesh… ai fot iffn awl dat peeps rown heer habs such kyoot eestur abatars ai habs 2 do sumfink ^^
{{{fluffyb}}}
onlee if yoo pays me siobhan lammie pie, bekaws ai is at werk!!
Snoo-ping Kitteh Spiez on teh Naybores!
Gladys Kravitz kitteh watches Samantha and Darrin, she knoes there is sumtin weerd goink on ober der.
Bewitched ref!!
Nobuddy evar believes
Gladys Kravitz Kitteh
“Oh shush, Harold!! Stawp bein sush a peeping-tom adn cum eet ur dinnur!!!”
dun bee seely! dat boi onli has kross eyez, butt he nais srsly!
aifinkso hee iz plotting fings…….ebil fings…….o wate, maybee ai dew lyke heem afferawl!
Basement cat pickin out next targetzzz
Jujmentul kitteh wil sune lern dat hiz dottur b daytin boi ukross teh street.
Those dang kids
He stealed mah bike
Why does this scream Farside??? D: