oooh piece of fud…
oooh piece of fud… oooh piece of fud… oooh piece of fud… oooh piece of fud…
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ai’m in yer howse hooverin yer floor
Tihs happund at r haows last wik, tu!
in owr howse, goggie hoovers teh floor, kittehs fink dey too gud tew eet fuds frum teh floor
My kitteh takes the fuds out da bowl and noms it off the floorz. He scoopz it wif hiz paws….
mai Tira skuups teh fud owt uf teh bowl wif her paw, de eets teh fud frum her paw…
I eets like dat, too!!!
fank CC yu b heer – ai wuz skared dat ai wuz alone!!
Ai didn’t eben noe waz nu picture. Happi nawt sekkond tye Uniquekitty an FluffySolo. Der R wize selecshun of guddiez at Nom. Sorri, ai dont dans..maebe sumone elze.
Ai doen fink wii’e met FluffySolo.
*Putz out Fluffy paw of nice to know uz.*
fankies BM – ai haz a choklit moose cheezcayk dat ai just mayd, wuld yu liek a peece?
newun else hoo wants sum, ai set it awn teh tablol heer!
Mmm fanks, uniquekitty! Don mind if ai do! Choklit moose iz my favrite! Hav some coffee? Fresh ground.
ai kan haz fresh kawfee? ai nawt liek fresh grownd…
Ai a gardnur – wi lubs teh fresh grownds!! Wut yu liek mii tu grows foar yu??
asparagus
brokoli
karrets
d…
dills foar awn teh sammins
eggeeplants
freshniss, lawts ov
grassis, jus foar kittehs
h …
horseradish
iceberg lettus
juicy tomatos
k…
OOOO, choklit ammifing-moosez an cheezcayk. iz almos too nommi for wordz. Kin ai getz U sum kawffee?
Holds out empti plate wif huugee eyez an beeg smilol.
Plenny fur u. *Goldfish flips over cuppa coffee.*
Nawt sure if I’d drink Goldfish’ coffee. Jus sayn.
She’s my cheezfrend, so ai can say that.
Ai’d lyke tu see a goldfish flip obbur a cuppa coffee! Are yu in teh Ololympiks?
Hilo Goldfish, ai doen fink wii’ve meated evver.
*putz out fluffy paw ob frenship*
Nyce to meat ya!!!
Fanks! ai iz a bit cautious roun all these felines, but ai figger if teh parrot can be frends, so can ai.
Cattails been showin me around.
Aww, she’s jus being koi.
hehe! Ohai Cattails,! Ai donut beeleev weave met eedur! Nice tu meet yu! **extends culurful wing ov frenship**
Ohai parrothead! I drop by mostly on weekendz now since ai went bak to work full time. I spend some time on teh profile pages, too, but like to stop by and say ohai. Saw my lil buddy Goldfish here and had to tickle her fin.
*hedesk*
Mii tu, butt (*!*) laffin!
Ohai Goldfish! Pleez tu skyewz mai mannurs!! Nice tu meet yu! **extends culurful wing ov frenship**
Ai wuz berry nurvus rownd awl the kittehz tu, butt eberreewun is berry berry berry berry berry berry (sumwun stawp me) berry berry nice! Cheezland izza wunnermus playce!
*shakes wing with delicate fin* Nice to meet chew. U might say ai iz a fish outta water here.
Oh Hai Goldfish!! u luk so pritty and shinyy!!
Welkum tu Cheezland!
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Cheezland b a wundermus plais wif lotz uf fun peepz. Deh onlyest rule iz tu playing nice!
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I haz sum helperz on mai blog, deh Cheez Town Cryer
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Deh Cryer b habbing genrul nooz wuv hoo b dueing wut. Adn if u luk in deh rite hand sidebar u will find a sekshun laybulled ‘Helperz adn Stuff.’ Dhe pagez dere will telling u awl sortz uv thingz like how tu git avatarz adn how tu sorting owt deh ICHC time stampz and making thingz italisized or bold adn how tu making deh smilee faisez.
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Dere b info abowt deh Cheezpeepz mapz, and how tu git ur berry own marker on dhe map!!
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u will awlso finding a list wif linkeez to peepz blogz so u can git tu noeing sum uv deh cheezpeepz bedder.
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*handz deh Goldfish a refreshing beverage.
*wunders if Goldfisheez drinkz?
*klinkee glassez!
Cheez!!
Wel ai iz safe caus ai iz jess da momme. Ai wiill watch ur finz fore U.
Ohai Goldfish!
We nawt alloud tu eet teh rodints, oar teh birdees, whu be frendz, so bai ekstenshun, we nawt alloud tu eet teh fishees whu be frendz, eever.
Welcome, an iz a plezure tu meeting yu!!! {{{Goldfish}}}
I can’t say as I blame ‘er. I regularly flip over a good cuppa cawfee.
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*sip*..*sssiiiippp*…..AAAHHH yes, is it just me or is there a choir of angels singing?
Dis da nawrmul sitchwashun shay mwah. Ete sum nd spil sum moar. Oh, iz nu pikshuz ub Eva tudai? ai go se . den ai can has to go fede awl da ebreewunz.Happy Caturday!
Ai nawt taked enny pics oar bideo tuday, but ai DID post teh pics frum teh last free days ai nawt gotted intu blog yet. But plz plz plz tu be berry careful uv teh splortaciousniss!!!!!
It’s a big job cleanin that flor. We gotta kall anodder kitteh. Don’t tell teh goggie, tho.
Ooh comment, oooh comment, oooh comment…
I suspect yew has a silleh! Snerk!
Ai has a me!
:mr green:
Ohai linin, long tyme noe tak. Hoe R U an hoez skrewl? izz u lernin nuffin?
Hai dere, sorreh it takes me a bijillion and odd yeers to get back to you. yesh, skewl is good an mai grades are back up. yay!! ai hopes u are good to.
Lolz, dats embarsing :blush:
Ai ments to do
Ugh even MOAR embarsing.. ment to do
Dat kitteh mus be named James Woods.
Essept hims is not eetin candees, hims is just eatin reglur noms.
Dont ship James Woods-kitteh to storage!
Kitteh has short-turm memree problums!
Me tu! Ai hab, um, um, wut were we tawlkin bowt?
Ohai! R u new heer?
I am…..um…..I foargit.
Ohai rhsb! Hao iz yu? Oluk, dere’s Elbis.
Ohai rhsb! Hao iz yu?
I saw t-shurt dat maded me fink of LCB.
It sed, “I have A.D.O.S. Attention Deficit — Oh Shiny!”
I figured you’d seen that one.
ohai, rhsb – ai wuz luuking fer yu last nite wen WRR wuz tawkin bowt teh blizzard…ai put pics awn cheezfrens uf teh snoe heer. Dey wuz taken in 2004, Plasticat wuz 8, but dey will gib yu an ideya uf teh snoe wii gets!
Okay, will has to go luuk.
Wii akshulee had purty day heer. Wuz nawt reel warm, but nyse an sunny.
Iz pozed to storm 2morrow afturnoon an get coldur agin. DO NAWT WANT!
Nawt shur u shud luk at dem pixorz…… u mite fawling ober in a faynt.
I jes gotted bak frum luukin at Eva pikshurs.
WATTA KYOOT BEBBEH! Angel makes me wanna splort too.
Angel iz such a guud halpur!
Angel still a lil unshur, but she getting moar frendlee awl teh tiem!
An Eva be getting cyooter ebree day! Rite nao, her iz sperimenting wif a bendy straw tu see hao it moobs an hao it tastes an itz teksture an ebreefing. Iz tuuu cyoot, but iz nawt enuff lyte tu bideo it, an ai frayd if ai get up tu turning awn lytes, her will stop.
Iz teh boyz innerested in hur at awl?
Mebbeh Angel’s mahm in-stinkz iz kikkin in.
Eva be sew lucky to living wif y’all! {{{{{{PK & famlee}}}}}}
Trick iz okayshunallee cyurius an stops tu sniff at hur, but nawt berry innerested.
Iz tiring, but her such a joy!
Loki just luks at her ebree tiem lyk, “Oh. Yu still be here.”
We be lukky tu haz Eva libing heer.
Mai helf an behavyur teechur sez tehre be kittehs uv bof sekses whu just nachurallee maternal an lubing, ai gess mebbe Angel be wun.
Awwww, teh diva has a sawft syde!
Angel libs up to hers name, aifinsko.
Ryte nao, Eva fawled asleep. Her in owter corner uv her playpen, tween Seanya an ai. angel playsed self awn Seanya’s lap so her be lukking daon ober Eva.
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Scratch taht. Her just stepped intu playpen, gab Eva free or fowr liks, an layd daon in teh playpen wif Eva!!! Her has forepaw just barelee tuching Eva’s bum, an Eva’s nose be just a hair frum angel’s back fut. Nawr snugguled tugevver, but in contakt!
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We almost afrayd tu moov oar breev!!!!
I finkso Eva jes been adoptifyed!
Oh teh kyootness and sweetniss ob it awl! Hao kin yew stand it!? Gud fing iz waring extree duckytape awn mai CHRG. Just teh deskripshun be splort-indoosing!
Ai dunno hao we standing it! Iz iz iz iz soooooo adorabul!!! *pressiz hands tu sydes uv hed, fiting tu keep brayns frum leeking owt eers* OMCC, ai wish ai cud taking teh pikshurs wifowt disturbing tehm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If yu can pikshur playpen frum teh stuffs awn blog, Angel be lying across teh middol, wif her back pressd agenst teh owter edje uv teh “cave”. Eva be in owter corner sleeping. If Eva waz tu put her hed daon ryte nao, her wud haz her chin awn Eva’s bak just abuv her tayl.
Iz smiloling liek an idjit rite nao, imajining teh kyoot.
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Ruh roh, gotta go. Dotter cawled and wants to be pikked up frum LRT stayshun. Nitey-nite cheezpeeps and preshuss Eva.
{{{awl of cheezland}}}
{{{Eva}}}
{{{{{ICHF}}}}}}
G’nite!!!
Sum kittehz just b deh momma kat. Duzn’t matter wair deh babeh kumz frum. Mai Winky adoptifyed awl deh kittehz I brotted home fur hur.
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If ur not wif deh wun u lubz,
Lubz deh wun ur wif.
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I gess dat goez fur deh mommaz, tu!
Gess so! So much luvs, it just oberflos tu ennyfing needing it!
Teechur sed sum boicats duz it tu.
mai Stormy boikitteh LURVED teh bebehkittehs! him liekd tew “mother” dem
mai kittehboi obiwan is a big ole mama kitteh! he mama’s me, an wants sew badlee tew mama his bro Zeekie, but zeekie sez “No way, dude”
Plasticat and ai saw teh bideo and pics – he sai if he had teh munnies, he wuld dopt her! he wants her bad….
I don’t blame him…..Eva b sew preshuz!
ai tell him wii will tawk abowt it – PK nawt tew far frum us, b eezy tew go get her
Her be heer wif me until her be 9 weeks, which be mid-May.
Ai nawt shur if yu saw teh commint ai made befoar abowt crossing border, but it be no big deel, just up tu date vaccinations record an a vet chekkup wifin ten days, cording tu online.
But, yah, iz spensive tu adoptifai annuver kitteh. Aifinkso it wud be wunnerful fur her an plasticat bof, but ai gno yu tu risponsibul tu taek awn moar kittehs tehn yu can luk aftur.
wii wuz tawking bout it tewdai, wut wuld b needed tew cross teh border. ai thot dat’s awl dat wuld b needed – ai noe peeps hoo hab crossed wif horses and dey sai iz noe big deel. Plasticat b gibbing mii teh big puppydog eyes – him rillee wants her!
Ai wantz, moar tehn ennyfing, fur Eva tu have a fureber hoam wif sumwun whu will luv her always. Iz whai we trai so hard fur her tu gro up helfy an strong.
if wii had her, it wuld b fureber – ai had mai Max horse fer 25 yeers, and Chica kitteh fer 16, and Stormy kitteh fer 17, and Cody goggie fer 10. him lieks teh oranj kittehs, he had a floofee oranj kitteh wen he wuz liddle, kitteh’s nayme wuz Honey, kitteh wuz hit bai a kar
wuz a liddle weerd, cuz him wuz teh SKARED uf kars, and alwais runned awai frum dem…..but wii fownded him awn the side uf teh road wun dai 
Oh, pore Honey…
Sumtiems kittehs haz terrbul habit uv running tuwards what skares
tehm. *sigh*
Ai gno her wud haz fureber hoam an whirrlds uv luv wif yu.
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Eva waked up, an todduled over an burroed intu Angel’s tail-floof an wented bak asleep. Her lukked so berry comfy, but barelee bisibul in awl teh floof!!! Angel let her fur a cupple minnits, tehn gotted up… aifinkso her limit be reeched.
But Eva nawt crai ur ennyfing ryte nao, an usually her wakes up yelling fur milk an halp peeing an awl. Her lying awn her bak lukking cyoot an cyurius an kwite content.
Enuf alreddee!! Ai is habbing trubble kontayning mai braynes!!!
Awww….. I can has snorgle wif Angel now?
*scoops up teh big floofeh Angel-girl an hands her tu Red*
Yu can snorgul, but yu onlee can borro, nawt tu run awf wif, otay? Her nawt cakke-co, but her purr be sumfing else!!!
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Sowree, DK, but can yu imajin teh brayn-leekage HEER??? Ai gunna haz tu eet seryus chokklit tumorro oar ai nebber gunna get fru skool on Mundain.
Angel nawt caliko, but hur has teh massiv floofidj!
I miss heerin kitteh purrs…
Ai gno… ai hoaps yu can get lyf sortid owt so yu can haz kitteh agen. {{{Red}}}
ai nawt shur what was up wif mai spelling… ai was finking callee-co an typed cakke-co… o.O ai glad yu can translayt brayn-splortij-speek. LOL
Sinse we haz bedder camra nao, ai gunna trai tu get bideo uv mai trio, tu, inclooding during cuddlings.
Iz nawt teh saem, but mebbe yu can purrtend a lil.
heya 4.5, I don’t have a problem containing my braynes……..finding what I’ve done with the things, now that is another matter all together.
**comes bak from luukin at teh snow**
OMCC!!!! U cudda losted Plasticat in teh snowz. Him wuz liddlol gui an dat wuz a carp-load of snowz.
**begins shibburin, jes finkin abowt awl dat horriblol whyte stuff**
hhhmmm- come tew fink uf it, wii hazn’t seen teh liddle Mini Schnauzer goggie dat iz in wun pic wif Plasticat since den…
aaww – sew yu nawt want tew come tew NY and bisit us in teh winter???
Sowwy.
I will bisit yoo inna Wintur wen u libs in teh Carry-bean!
*wunders wen dat will b…*
I boughted lott-ree tikkit, so mebbe I be livvin in teh Carry-bean soon!
oo – den Plasticat and ai kan bisit YU!!
Yup! Bring ur swimsoots an sunskreen!
ai don fink yu wants tew see mii in a swimsoot!!!
My swimsoot iz berry modist. Iz akshul swimsoot but iz shorts an tank tawp. Cubbers moar tehn wut most peeplol ware in teh Summur!
dat iz wut ai lieks tew. wen wii wuz in Hawaii, it wuz skaree wut peeps wuld weer on teh beech. wii saw a …um….chubby owlder man wif lawts uf body hayrs in a thong!
wii fink dat most peeps wuz sew far frum hoem, and wuld neber see teh otter peeps dere eber agin, sew they nawt kaer haow dey luuk.
Beeg harree dood waring “butt floss”!!?!?!?!?
Need brane bleech NAO!
How hii finding teeny tiny thongz fur deh body harez?? Did hii habbing awl deh thongz deh same? Oar wuz dey awl different? Ink wiring mindz wanting tu nose.
*hands brayne bleech tew ICHF*
Ewwww….I’m gonna habbing nytemares now!
**Go to happee playse, Red…Go to happee playse…**
he prolly fownded doze teeny tiny thongs awn eBay…yu kan find NEFING dere!
Fanks, UK!
*passes brayne bleech to Red*
Heer yew go.
Fanks, ICHFocksses.
UK, dat berry troo. I fownded my nawt-sekkund huzbin awn eBay! LOL (Okay, nawt AWN eBay but frew a eBay-owned chat area…)
hehehe – wuz dere a return policy awn him?!
hab yu seen Sara Evans bideo for “As If”? ai fink dats the nayme. her haz mens delibered wun at a tyme tew her howse in big cardboord bokses, and wen dey don’t werk owt, her sends dem bakk!
No return oar refund.
Wuz beeg mysteak. Nebber shudda marryed him.
My bff callz dat period “teh unplezentniss”. I told hur, “U shudda been in MY shooz!”
Attenshun Braveheart Fanz:
Braveheart iz awn RITE NAO, awn TNT. It’s been awn an hower an will be awn anuthur 2 howers an 45 minnits.
Dere b cowboiz on VS — itz bullriding nite!!
Wut tu watch? Men in kiltz oar men in chapz???
Desishuns, desishuns….
**begins droolin**
ooo – ai vote fer mens in chaps!!! dat b part uf wai ai liek tew go tew horse shows
altho – Mel Gibson in a kilt………..DAT ai liek!
Wanna see sum grate cowboy pikshurs, Googlol “Lori Cornia Photography”.
I “met” dis womin thro a webiste I used to frekwent. Sumware, I has notecard wif wun of hur pikshurs awn it.
sum uf teh mens at horse shows ride English – dat meens tight breeches and tall boots…..
Oh my!
I remember a mounted police gui came in to renoo himz car registrayshun wun day. (I warked foar DMV yeers ago.)
Him had teh short militaree-cut salt-n-pepper hares, teh tight, all-blak yooniform an teh tall ridin boots…
Few menz affeck me stronglee, but him? O.M.C.C.
Awl I cud say wuz, “Oh dat hurts…”
aahh – sew yu noes wut ai meens!!!
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Ooooohhhhhhh yeeeeesssss I do!
U be furgettin I libs in horse countree.
**wunners wat teh guies be drooling ovur**
oh, sillee mii!!!
ai DID fergit!!! maibe ai haz tew bisit yu dere!!
Yeah, teh Ekwestrian Gamez be in KY in 2010, I finkso. Nawt-sekkund tyem iz owtside of Yoo-rup? Iz beeg deel heer.
Teh Spring Meet at Keeneland began dis past Fryday. Iz hoarse raysin. (www dot keeneland dot com) I nawt lyk goin to rayses (way too krowded foar my liking), but I duz lyk going to brekfast awn Caturday moarnins wen teh meets iz goin awn an watch teh horses werk owt an watch teh sun ryze. Keeneland at dawn iz beyootiful.
Rly?
Must….find….dat…..channlol!
**grabs remoat an starts flippin**
Dis be funnee: I saw teh commershul foar teh “PBR Champyunships” in LasVegas.
“PBR” stanz foar “Profeshunal Bull Ridin”.
I thotso it wuz “Pabst Bloo Ribbon!” (beer)
Five sekund rool!….I sees it less dan five sekundz ago, iz still gud!
Feelyne Majjikk wenz
tips ober Crunchee Fud Bag
itz rayns Crunchee Nomz
Crunchee Fud nawtz stikkz
2gevvurr, eeben inz a
boal. Itz danss, danss, danss!
Nom Nom heer. Nom Nom
dayrz. Nom Nomz turneengz upz juss
abowtz ebbeewayrz!
Bawtull brush Kitteh
habz ’see~fud dyett’. Himz seez
fud andz Nomz itz up!
Jack.
Awsum az yooshual, Jack!
LOL!!
♫♪♪♫♪ Itz rayning nomz!! Halleluya!! Itz rayning nomz!! Anom!!
FTW, Cween!
lol “bawtul brush kitteh”
ai lubs it
tihs is a trooolee grate haiku, jakk!!
——————–O splat!
haz ben snoeing awl dai heer, nyce heevy wet snoe, mayks gud snoebawls. dat mai gudnite snoebawl, Unique be saiing “mawm, iz tyme fer BED!!!!!”
Nite, UK!
Stay warmz!
Gud nyte!!! {{{{{UK}}}}} {{{{{plasticat}}}}}
I finkso I need to be goin to bed too.
Car shoppin wares yoo owt! (No, I nawt buyed wun yet.)
‘Nite, Cheezypeeps!
‘Nyte, Red!!! {{{{{Red}}}}}
All Praise Ceiling Cat! Manna from Heaven!
looks like my cat Lionel hes so fuzzy
Jeymz Wudz Kitteh!!
So funny picture!!
Dai 10 awn teh disurtid eyeland…….. teh holusinashuns r startin………
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(O) oo ooo ooo ooo
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(O) ooo ooo ooo
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(O) ooo ooo
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(o,o)
(O) ooo
*munch munch munch*
Oh, nao ai iz stufft!!
*BUUURP*
Oh, skusie!
Okai, nao deir iz sum spais gain…..
Firefox kitteh finds lots of fudz
Hehe, reminds me of Hale & Pace.
Wha a boofee kitteh! Iz mainescoon kitteh?
Reminds me of James Woods on Family Guy
lol i said that.
lol reemiynd yu ov famlee gai mucch?
jaymes wudz – ooh piece of candy, ooh piece of candy..
bare lolz
Mebbe ai sumhao wunder’d in tew jamez wuds….
I do that to mine ALLLL the time!
the ceiling cat has answered my prayer-make it rain fud
Family Guy For The Win!