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no hurry… ..has only been nockin for twinty minnuts.
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Ai doan’t myned freezlin mai harblez off
U stai in teh warm. Ai’ll get mai rebenj wun dai…..
A favourite quote, para[hrased.
Khan: Ah, Miz Annipuss, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?
[pause]
Khan: It is very cold in space…
dis bak porch mus be spayse, tehn.
A favourite quote, paraphrased.
Khan: Ah, Miz Annipuss, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?
[pause]
Khan: It is very cold in space…
Yeh. Doan mynd mii. Jus kipz awn doen waht yur doen. ;(
OPin door NAO PLEEZ!
Ohai Braintrainer – Ai hazn’t seed u b4. Walkum 2 dis happi plaes!
Hai braintrainr! U heer train r brainz??
kan yoo do anyfing for tohse ob us hoo duznt habbing any more brayns any more?
Hai Jahjah an ebreeone,
Lus lahk ah no needz ta train yer brainz. Ebeeree wun heer seam wel uhjustid tah meh. Meh kinda nu tu dis:) I lahk maykin’ da LOLS an hab a kuple pitchurs postid.
Hai Jahjah an ebreeone,
Lus lahk ah no needz ta train yer brainz. Ebeeree wun heer seam wel uhjustid tah meh. Meh kinda nu tu dis:) I lahk maykin’ da LOLS an hab a kuple pitchurs postid.
U def or sumfing?
Wat u sai?
“Scuse me. Ai’ll put in my herring ayds… (ooooh, dots)
Need a jumpstart for ur herring ayds??
if i wuz wun ob teh clebber wuns, i’d fink ob anovver fishie pun heer…
…kinds ob fish….fink fink fink….owch
brayn frized-ded?
yu’ll get a haddock frum finking tew hard…
ai’ll just perch heer and wayt fer yu tew fink uf wun…
whale, tayke yer tyme, noe preshur
ai haz noe otter porpoise tewnite…
dis wuld b moer fun if dere wuz a grouper cheezfrens plaiing tew…
*wissles a tuna tew amyuz maiself*
ai iz awl alone in dis plaice, aifinkso
*bows* *wif a impressd*
laffin an laffin an laffin an laffin
Jus foar teh halibut, ob kors.
dis u heer sumfing?
Nopes… nawt heerd nufink.
Basement Cat awlwayz tryin 2 gets in eben if hims hasta use sympafee.
Yo! Anni! The conga ratz are lining up to dans dans dans. THe chefs and surving fowx at NOM have put togehter a nomalicious boooffay of fuds for you and awl the cheezpeepz!
Awl that remayns is for you to come into the middlol of the circlol and DANS!
Schmoooooooo
Noms Ai can manij, but teh dai Ai dans – dat wull be a dai to `member!
Yu duz teh berri gud chare dans, ai seam tu merember …
Dey iz makin dat kitteh ANGRI.
O noze! Basement Cat, haz hek frozen ober??
Yeh….an nau awl dat stuhf peeple sed wudnd happen tihl den iz happenin!
Akshually, I am deef as a haddock and where 2 hearing ayds. But taht duzn’t stawp me from dansin to teh myoosik!
Ai aer laim an propurr dansin iz nawt possibul! Ai lub myoosik tho an dans wiv mai fingerz.
An inna chare – ai shur ai seed dat befoar, din ai?? Wuz beriberi gud, aifinkso!
Go Q! Dans lyke no wuns watchin’…..and we’ll all joyn in!
Dang, u gets lousy servis in dis tavern
Basemink kitteh. Awt of hiz basemink, and nawt happee abawt eet.
Kitteh lukz for some1 – ne1 – upon whom 2 vizit himz wrath
Huh?
uh ohz basement cat r knockin @ ur doorz
OhNoes … ayekeeps anokin butte day noes haerz me… Aye iz nockenz hooman aye noe aeblz 2 retch beilz b0ttan … pl3z hooman let mai inz …
Honey haz yu seen da kat? Him must bii sleepin sumware.
Yep, him’ll be curled up cozee an warm sumware….
ifinkso probabli unner da bed. Yep, bet datz wear him iz.
Tiem Ai wuz curled up IN mai bed!
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
AI lubz too linez wid 3 kittyu=momma an annipus. Cud u maek intu capshun – recapshun? Ai wanna savez dis tu mai favrites an tu mai picher culleckshun dat maekes mai screensaver.
U no – one line on top, one linez at bottom
Kthxbai!!!!
Iffin yu nawt kan du, ifinkso yu will haz tu git sumwun better wif a puter tu do it. I iz self taught an NAWT beri gud wif it at awl. I iz still leernin. Butt (heehee) thnx fur da kompliment uf uz bein funni.
JAJEH, ai cahn dew taht fer u, gib meh sum minnits tehn clik awn mai bloo naim tew goe tew mai profyle an chek mai lols, kay?
Otay, it shud bee dere, hoap taht wuz wat u wanted!
ooh BF yu bii gud. I now i shuld have been an easy peasy copy an paste butt(hee hee) i kuldnt git da bottom line tu do wat i needed.
ai uzulee haz tew uze teh ‘adbanced bilder’ tab tew maik teh lynes behaibe
fankyu fur da tip BF!
Ai cuccu maiselb, but dat wud be playgerizing mebbe cuz uze nawt gedda credyt
Ai cuccu ? Fer sher, bud ai mentz cuddu!
Innit turbl hao teh fingurs tells teh truufs, eben wen wii anwt wants dem tu?? LOL!
Yehhhh…..
Tanks fur pichur, nau in mai cleckshuns!
Eye’m blak…eye’m bak…lemme in…pls.
♫♪♪♫♪
U went away adn left long tiyme ago
Now ur nokkin on mai door
I heerz u nokkin’
but u kant kum in!!
I heerz u nokkin
Go bak wair u bin.
♫♪♪♫♪
hee hee, iz belayted GMTA mai cween, ai poasted tihs sawng awn teh lol wif kitteh tappin awn teh dor lukin fer cheezburger eerlier!
I noo I herd it sumwairz b4!!
izza grate sawng an fitz puurrrfecktlee!
C’mon opie door! Dis snow is roonin’ mah camoflage!
Nawt to mention mah repyootayshun!!
i told teh guyz i knowz how to open doorz myself!! now tehy’ll all see me standing owt heer!!
Nawt onlie that butt Ai beginninz tu look laik that “c-word” cat. OH NOES!!!
duz ai detekt a liddle sarkazm in BC’s voyce?!
Cranky kitteh is cranky…
wif gud reezon, aifinkso!
i just heered awn da newz wii mite get snow on Munderdai nite, an now i haz a cranky!! Better injoy tomarrow, gonna bii 72! Go figure, 72 wun dai snow da next nite.
Ware yu gettin teh 72s???? Cud yu send sum up heer tu Suffern Loltario Canadia, pls?? Wii hads teh hints ob Spring, den deys sayin snoes dis weekweekweeeek. Isnt fare, aifinkso, teezin den freezin liek dis.
tak ur tyme, ai has onliee a leetle bit ub frosbyte, iz no big deel, iz onliee ober mai hole bodiee
ai nawt ice munstur yet
key wurd YET
ohai wolfie!
*eyes wolfie suspiciously*
r yew followin me agin???
no ai jus got on, ai wuz eatin dinnur, an got on an saw dat yew had comminted bout tin minits ago so ai thot aid commint,
hao wuz yur dai since lat weh talked???
and have u figured tabs owt yet???
an dead yew get mai emayo???
ai checked earlier, butt ai gess eat wuz b4 yew sent eat. aill check rite nao! brb!!!
yew nawt b on 2murrow??? nao ai haz a sad.
*snifflols cuple tymes*
ai sad probly nawt, butt dont get yewr hoeps up
ai haz a sad bowt taht tew… ai wont get tew tawk wif yew
yesh, iz berry
. butt dont worriee, ai weel steel c yew on munderdai!
yesh
no, ai haz nawt figured tabs owt yet, puter haz ben slow todai, an tehy iz nawt wurkin.
mai dai haz ben gud sew far! went 2 barnes&noble an got journal, tehn went to kfc fur dinner. was berry fun!!!
hao was ur dai???
purty gud, wuz makin walls fur teh basemint… we myte watch a movy tonyte, an if my ssistur has hur way eat wheel beh marley and me, but talking wif yew earlyer wuz teh hylyte ub teh dai, aim glad yewrs wuz purty gud
we mite watch movy too, ai iz nawt sure. talkin wiff yew waz probly teh hylyte ub mai dai too. dai waz fun, butt a leetle slow.
yeah ai had tew eat teh last pease ub fudgey pi (mine instead ub cake fur mai burfdai) befur teh ohter wulfie ub the howse ate eat (graham)
ai fought yew nawt lyke teh chocolate! ai fought taht yew said taht vanilla waz bedder (although we AWL no taht eat isn’t!)!
ai sad fur most fings, fudge pi eaz teh best fing in teh wurld, oar ai shud say almost teh best
wat yew meen “almost teh best”??? wat culd possibly b bedder tahn fudgey pi???
yew, kwite simpleh
awww, yew iz too sweet (oh ya, an salty!)!!! yew iz berry gud at makin sumwun feel purty special!!!
yew eaz speshal… nawt jus purty speshal, butt extra purty speshal
awww!!! oh no, nao yew got me blushing!!!
ai can nawt lye tough
… … … … … …
well, fank u berry mush fur ur honesty. ai nawt lyke teh wolfies who b teh lyin type.
wulf dont lye, iz teh lions…
:cant keep strayt faec ober the lion commint:
sowwy ai jus had tew
oh ya, taht’s rite! taht b teh lions!
sowwy, ai iz nawt finkin straight. yew haz mai hart turnin somersalts wiff teh nice fings yew sayz.
does ai, aim at a laws ub wurds, aim nawt shur waht tew sai, aim nawt finking strayt, sownd familyar????
ai onestleh daon no waht tew sai
“nawt finkin strayt”…yesh, sowndz berry familiar!
.
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an yew nawt haz 2 say anyfing.
♪♫you say it best
when you say nothing at all♪♫
♪♫ Old Mr. Webster could never explain…♪♫
yew has herd taht song too??? ai lubs taht song! (an by teh wai, iz “…could never define…”
♪♫…what’s being said between your heart and mine…♪♫
sowwy haz been a whyl, onli here eat on the radyo
ai has eat on mai mp3, sew ai lysen 2 eat awl teh tyme! iz wun ub mai favorite songs!
who seeng eat???
Alison Krauss seengs eat. ai dont no aniee ub her obber songs though.
iz a berry purty song by eatself, butt her purty voice makes eat eben purtier!
thanks, yeah ai liek taht sawng, eats really nyce,
yesh, eaznt eat a duet tough???
yesh, eat iz!
*hums song 2 maiself*
nawt teh vresion ai haz. mayb nother version iz a duet, ai nawy sure.
:tapping on teh keybord finking wat tew sai:
:tappin on teh keibord finkin ub wat tew sai:
mai mynd eaz akshuli blank!!!
ai kant fink ub a fing tew sai
ai guess taht sawng eaz ryte!!!!
oops, waz suposted 2 b “nawt sure!”
teh radyo vershun eaz a duet, onli reason ai asked…
eaz lawlspech, ken beh wateber eat eaz, there eaz no typos
yeah tehr washing a mobeh, ai nawt shur aim goin down ryte nao tough
well, ai iz nawt sure wat 2 sai either!
hey, gmta!
aid raffer stai an tawk wif yew
dont tehy always fink aliek???
i meam cept wehn tehy dont
sowwy, mai commint was suposted 2 be replie 2 ur commint about “kant fink ub a fing tew sai.”
.
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an aid raffer tawk wiff yew, too!
agin GM must TA
yew nebber haz tew pologize Kat
mmmmmmmmm
*luks up suddenly*
oh, sowwy! wuz nawt payin attenshun fur a minute! mai dad made non-alcoholic (ub curse!) strawberry dacuris. r berry, BERRY gud!!1!!1
sownds gud
sowwy bowt teh tew wurd repli, ai am steel at a lawss fur wurds
steel??? exactly y r u at a lawss fur wurds–r u brayn ded agin, oar wuz eat sumfing ai sed?
sumfing yew said, bowt haff wai up teh payge wehn yew started kwotin teh sawng
oh, otay. ai wuz jus curious.
*finks 2 self “wut kan ai sai 2 get teh wolfie out ub his lawss fur wurds?”*
tell meh ai relly red taht ryte, plez
ai meam abuv
reely red wut rite?
““nawt finkin strayt”…yesh, sowndz berry familiar!
.
.
an yew nawt haz 2 say anyfing.
♪♫you say it best
when you say nothing at all♪♫”
dat, tell meh a red eat ryte an eaz nawt wishful finking
no, yew red eat rite. ur commint made me fink ub taht song, an sumtymes u reely dont haff 2 say anyfing…ur eyes totally give u away!
tehy dew??? ai deednt no dat
yeah, tehy dew! in fact, deed u no taht tehy sumtymes twinkle a leetle bit wen u smyle???
no ai deednt, but ai haz amiled dis past munf, tawkin wif yew den ai haz rpobly teh rest ub mai lief combined…
reely??? ai nawt no taht! u haz sush nic smile, ai fought u had ben wurkin on eat ur hole lyfe!!!
no eat jus comes owt naturally fur yew
iz taht mai secret power…2 make yew smile?
eat jus myte beh, oh yeah an to get meh away frum mai loss ub wurds
, oh yeah and to give meh a lawss fur wurds, teh sekkund beyng a leetel mur commin
wow, ai haz maniee secret powers taht ai deed nawt eben no about!
yesh but tehy eaz awl yewsful
u reely fink sew???
ai no sew, Kat yew eaz grate, no mattur wat
awwwww! careful, oar yew weel get me blushing agin!
butt yewr cyoot wehn yew blush, oar ai shud sai cyooter dan yoosual
*blushs 2 a deep shade ub pink*
oh, there ai go agin! yoosually ai nawt blush berry mush, butt ai kant halp eat wen ai iz tawkin 2 yew!
tewsualli ai doan smyle mush…
:grins teh widest grin eber:
ai no taht yew iz nawt on rite nao 2 gets this, butt…
*blows wolfie a gud-nite smooze*
c ya l8r!
Wii kin cee yu tu flurtin agin, yesh wii kin!! Is sew cyoot!
*points paw at wolfie*
he started eat!!!
PURRRFECT!!!!
The evilness makes you look so cuddly. WANT CUDDLES NAO.
Hewniz messeengz upz.
Shoodz beewayrz t3h venjennss ubz
a payshunt Kitteh!
Kitteh wawntz Insyde!
Willz habz awwwllll nyte 2 leebz himz
Hewminz ‘Spesshshull Gifftz’.
Kitteh habz t3h denss,
silkee outsyde coatz 2 keepz
himz wawrm awll t3h tyme
Jack.
*clappity clappity*
Ai lubs yur po-trees, Jack!
Ai fawled asleep, an when ai sorta half waked up ai spended a few minnits awn a berry silleh Facebook game ai plays nao an tehn, cawled “Popsickles of Nerdia” Ai had an encownter taht mebbe be relebant tu yur interests.
Teh game maeks teh fun uv Innertoob culchur an stuffs in genral… teh encownter happen in teh “Bloglands of Desolation.”
Screenshot ai tuuked (wif subtituls)
Plz note, ai duz nawt approov uv lolcats an creechurs tu fite in RPGs, but ai still finded it funneh.
Tryd to goes der, butt (*!*) wudnt lets mii, sew ai wentid fru ur bloonis tu ur Eva-blog nsted – seh bees so lubli! An yu an Seanya bees teh bestis kitteh-pairints inna wurlds!!!!!!!elebentee!! Ai wishis ai cud has Eva, ownlee ai a bilyun miels awae, an ai awlreddee has 5 bebehs, an mai BFF Wally wud jusabowtkil mii, eben tho hii lubs dem (moaslee hii lubs Panda teh bestist, an vysee-versees).
I sry
Link no can werks?
U needs to b karful wit teh kittehs. Lemme luse teh lol fur a minnit. I had a black cat just like this one who liked to sleep outside. One day when he outside, it was around 45 degrees (farenheit). That night, it dropped to about 25 degrees and he froze to death while he slept. I found him the next day curled up like he was sleeping so I know he didn’t suffer. LET THE CAT INSIDE ALREADY!!!